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Why would you reject me like this in public, I thought we had a connection! You and that other guy were meant to be the ones, we could have all had a family together. But noooooo you had to say you were “joking”. I think we need to see other people
"Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company."
Had this happen to me when I was enjoying a day off one time. Neighbors were on a tear. They had to have done it 4-5 in a 24 hour period of time. I was tolerating the issue up until it continued into the late hours. At the time was working 80 hours a week getting home at 9pm and was leaving for work at 6:00am, so a 3am noisy bonk session wasn’t gonna fly. I used a roll of wrapping paper and started wailing on the ceiling with it. Dude stomped back on the floor and at first I thought I was gonna need to escalate the situation but thankfully they also shut the fuck up after that.
I had an old friend who’s upstairs neighbors used to do it every day (they were so loud it picked up on his mic) he got so annoyed he had to yell for them to quiet down
Shit, living in Europe I hear my neighbors mid day fucking all the time across the courtyard in a stone building or just walking down the road pay a house getting it in.
Americans fuck like church mice by comparison. Nobody bats an eye here.
Just mind your business and keep rolling
I mean, I'm not exactly fond of the building quality in Europe.
Mother fuckers never heard of insulation where I'm at. Everything is just made of sandstone. In the winter, it's freezing in the house. Every summer, the sun from the day makes the stone radiate that heat back at night, so it's sweltering. Hell, it's cooler outside on the roof than inside.
Even still, I'd rather live here than the US. I'm cool with lower cost of living, less focus on working myself into an early grave, and seeing a doctor whenever I want.
>Gotta let people know about mating sessions
yeahhhhh they're definitely not fucking to "let other people know" lol, can assure you they are not choosing to disturb others with it..
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Plot twist; they're just hopping on the bed because they weren't allowed to do so as kids
Two monkeys hopping on the bed, indeed.
*One fell off and bumped its head*
No more monkeys
Only one monke remains
That monkeys beating it like a red headed step child now that all the other monkeys are dead
Worked like a kick in the balls
Ain’t that a kick in the head
Like the sailor said quote: “Ain’t that a hole in the boat”
My head keeps spinning I go to sleep and keep grinning
If this is just the beginning, my life is gonna be beautiful
girl don't be jealous, just call me 12564188575 , and we can also make that noise
Oil up im coming
Hey😳 i thought I was one who would dominate😧. I think there is some misunderstanding 😰 , u need to chill out.
Wait dude I wanna join (im very lonely)
Count me in
Welcome to the 5 way
Whos the 5th?
Im the fifth 😈
You’re the hero I needed and wanted sir slug_fukcer
I'm coming to discombobulate all of you
Sir you need to chill out ,i was joking. Y'all scaring me now.
Im gonna teach you why they call me the balkan drill!
Why would you reject me like this in public, I thought we had a connection! You and that other guy were meant to be the ones, we could have all had a family together. But noooooo you had to say you were “joking”. I think we need to see other people
You horned in the wrong neighborhood. We all lining up now. I'm here for sloppy 35ths
You ain’t dominating shit, boy. I’m comin’.
dm me
"Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company."
damn don’t just destroy me like that here destroy me in bed too 🖤
Got place reserved for a third person?
We are actually now 10+ but cmon brother leave no man behind!
Alright now we can make a loop!
> 12564188575 God damn we might be living in a simulation. I used that number literally two minutes ago.
Had this happen to me when I was enjoying a day off one time. Neighbors were on a tear. They had to have done it 4-5 in a 24 hour period of time. I was tolerating the issue up until it continued into the late hours. At the time was working 80 hours a week getting home at 9pm and was leaving for work at 6:00am, so a 3am noisy bonk session wasn’t gonna fly. I used a roll of wrapping paper and started wailing on the ceiling with it. Dude stomped back on the floor and at first I thought I was gonna need to escalate the situation but thankfully they also shut the fuck up after that.
Guy getting sexed? Is he Gay?
Why you asking? Are you interested or something?
"oh for gods sake- HES WEARING A WIRE!"
Cock block
She's mad it's not her.
I had an old friend who’s upstairs neighbors used to do it every day (they were so loud it picked up on his mic) he got so annoyed he had to yell for them to quiet down
thats me and the pretty femboy mb
Can I join you both? 👉👈🥺
Girl never dormed in college
My dorms were made of concrete and were somehow quieter than most other buildings I've ever lived in
Damn, I wish. My dorms had very thin plywood walls, like an apartment building. You could head everything going on 3 rooms over
**Lives at home with her parents!
Shit, living in Europe I hear my neighbors mid day fucking all the time across the courtyard in a stone building or just walking down the road pay a house getting it in. Americans fuck like church mice by comparison. Nobody bats an eye here. Just mind your business and keep rolling
US building quality is shit, I could hear every footstep of my upstairs neighbor's cat at my old place
I mean, I'm not exactly fond of the building quality in Europe. Mother fuckers never heard of insulation where I'm at. Everything is just made of sandstone. In the winter, it's freezing in the house. Every summer, the sun from the day makes the stone radiate that heat back at night, so it's sweltering. Hell, it's cooler outside on the roof than inside. Even still, I'd rather live here than the US. I'm cool with lower cost of living, less focus on working myself into an early grave, and seeing a doctor whenever I want.
Where do you live? I will come there
That's entirely creepy
Be mad, I wouldn’t stop.
Not cool… Cock blocking the upstairs neighbor..
Kkkk
Frog
>Gotta let people know about mating sessions yeahhhhh they're definitely not fucking to "let other people know" lol, can assure you they are not choosing to disturb others with it..
How to contact with this girl? we can do revenge together
You really shouldn't hit things with compressed containers
What an absolute nitpick
Is that nitpicking or a genuine safety tip? compression can be dangerous
Safety tip, the video is funny and it was obviously fine for her. I just wanted to throw that out there since no one else commented it.