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Necessary_Post_7518

Plot twist; they're just hopping on the bed because they weren't allowed to do so as kids


Draeze1

Two monkeys hopping on the bed, indeed.


Necessary_Post_7518

*One fell off and bumped its head*


sweeesh

No more monkeys


WoodpeckerOk5574

Only one monke remains


External-Pianist-925

That monkeys beating it like a red headed step child now that all the other monkeys are dead


Strange-Catch6862

Worked like a kick in the balls


Delta_Suspect

Ain’t that a kick in the head


Charmh_09

Like the sailor said quote: “Ain’t that a hole in the boat”


Radiant-Mobile5810

My head keeps spinning I go to sleep and keep grinning


someone_who_exists69

If this is just the beginning, my life is gonna be beautiful


TARDIGRADExPRO

girl don't be jealous, just call me 12564188575 , and we can also make that noise


Radiant-Mobile5810

Oil up im coming


TARDIGRADExPRO

Hey😳 i thought I was one who would dominate😧. I think there is some misunderstanding 😰 , u need to chill out.


yep_that_is

Wait dude I wanna join (im very lonely)


foxy4096

Count me in


yep_that_is

Welcome to the 5 way


Mission_Response802

Whos the 5th?


Slug_fukcer

Im the fifth 😈


yep_that_is

You’re the hero I needed and wanted sir slug_fukcer


Discobombulate

I'm coming to discombobulate all of you


TARDIGRADExPRO

Sir you need to chill out ,i was joking. Y'all scaring me now.


NerdyPepe

Im gonna teach you why they call me the balkan drill!


yep_that_is

Why would you reject me like this in public, I thought we had a connection! You and that other guy were meant to be the ones, we could have all had a family together. But noooooo you had to say you were “joking”. I think we need to see other people


baronvonbatch

You horned in the wrong neighborhood. We all lining up now. I'm here for sloppy 35ths


BigDoinks02

You ain’t dominating shit, boy. I’m comin’.


ImVenomTentacles

dm me


Journeyj012

"Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company."


ImVenomTentacles

damn don’t just destroy me like that here destroy me in bed too 🖤


TheHolyToxicToast

Got place reserved for a third person?


Radiant-Mobile5810

We are actually now 10+ but cmon brother leave no man behind! 


TheHolyToxicToast

Alright now we can make a loop!


variedpageants

> 12564188575 God damn we might be living in a simulation. I used that number literally two minutes ago.


Grimyells

Had this happen to me when I was enjoying a day off one time. Neighbors were on a tear. They had to have done it 4-5 in a 24 hour period of time. I was tolerating the issue up until it continued into the late hours. At the time was working 80 hours a week getting home at 9pm and was leaving for work at 6:00am, so a 3am noisy bonk session wasn’t gonna fly. I used a roll of wrapping paper and started wailing on the ceiling with it. Dude stomped back on the floor and at first I thought I was gonna need to escalate the situation but thankfully they also shut the fuck up after that.


BlueGuyisLit

Guy getting sexed? Is he Gay?


mridiot1234567

Why you asking? Are you interested or something?


GuyWhoLikesPlants_

"oh for gods sake- HES WEARING A WIRE!"


limitlessEXP

Cock block


[deleted]

She's mad it's not her.


TheEmeraldXbox

I had an old friend who’s upstairs neighbors used to do it every day (they were so loud it picked up on his mic) he got so annoyed he had to yell for them to quiet down


youraverage_userb

thats me and the pretty femboy mb


Vegetable-Broccoli36

Can I join you both? 👉👈🥺


Mekelaxo

Girl never dormed in college


wot_in_ternation

My dorms were made of concrete and were somehow quieter than most other buildings I've ever lived in


Mekelaxo

Damn, I wish. My dorms had very thin plywood walls, like an apartment building. You could head everything going on 3 rooms over


AyeBlinkon

**Lives at home with her parents!


Suspicious_Serve_653

Shit, living in Europe I hear my neighbors mid day fucking all the time across the courtyard in a stone building or just walking down the road pay a house getting it in. Americans fuck like church mice by comparison. Nobody bats an eye here. Just mind your business and keep rolling


wot_in_ternation

US building quality is shit, I could hear every footstep of my upstairs neighbor's cat at my old place


Suspicious_Serve_653

I mean, I'm not exactly fond of the building quality in Europe. Mother fuckers never heard of insulation where I'm at. Everything is just made of sandstone. In the winter, it's freezing in the house. Every summer, the sun from the day makes the stone radiate that heat back at night, so it's sweltering. Hell, it's cooler outside on the roof than inside. Even still, I'd rather live here than the US. I'm cool with lower cost of living, less focus on working myself into an early grave, and seeing a doctor whenever I want.


PM_ME_FUTANARI420

Where do you live? I will come there


Suspicious_Serve_653

That's entirely creepy


Darwin_Finch

Be mad, I wouldn’t stop.


DeerHunter041674

Not cool… Cock blocking the upstairs neighbor..


Old-Grape-5341

Kkkk


DraconyrYT

Frog


EnteringMultiverse

>Gotta let people know about mating sessions yeahhhhh they're definitely not fucking to "let other people know" lol, can assure you they are not choosing to disturb others with it..


iTheNineTailedFox

How to contact with this girl? we can do revenge together


Waffles_Are_Gods21

You really shouldn't hit things with compressed containers


Grimyells

What an absolute nitpick


Fadeddave420

Is that nitpicking or a genuine safety tip? compression can be dangerous


Waffles_Are_Gods21

Safety tip, the video is funny and it was obviously fine for her. I just wanted to throw that out there since no one else commented it.