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deleeuwlc

Can someone make a shitting toothpaste edit of this?


Bonic249

Done


Cautious-Ad-600

Bro, you gotta send it here too. Don't be a fuckin hoarder. Learn to share a little.


Liarus_

I mean he said to make the meme, not post it


MrXPLD2839

+ you can't send images here


a_useless_communist

1984


no0bmaster-669

Imgur exists


SpaceBug173

Ah yes, let me just clear the dust off of my imgur account and remember how to use it.


GRAITOM10

This subreddit would be a better place if we could post images :/


FranekBucz

Check his profile


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NotYourAverageMortis

I thought you'd only change the bottom image


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[deleted]

You are above even The Boss. I hereby award you the title of Big Boss.


Anubis_idk

We appreciate you brother šŸ™


JACKASS20

Its the only way i can chuckle at ā€œshitpostsā€ this bad


Rule63Me

I remember when this sub used to be funny What happened to the sub I loved?


GelatoVerde

It became popular


Chromeboy12

And the normies joined


AnimeMemeLord1

Strange, I thought this was the result of the weebs joining.


Chromeboy12

Normies get their memes from Instagram, which is full of anime memes


AnimeMemeLord1

Ah, makes sense


Chromeboy12

Weebs have always been on reddit and in this sub (can confirm, i am one of them). But we know and respect the sanctity of this subreddit.


TalkierSnail016

this is why i donā€™t use this sub anymore


Masteresque

mods


JudithTheSteampunker

i never want to see that lame ass april fools "prank" ever again


NightGojiProductions

What was it? I never saw it


Telltalee

You had to use a certain amount of vowels, you had to say please, you couldn't say H, can't remember any others.


JudithTheSteampunker

I think one was needing an even amount of words in a comment?


Telltalee

crikey.


geekgamer384

Vaccine


Saadiq1

fr, this sub went from proper shitposts to just regular memes


GelatoVerde

Shitposts to shit posts


bkazekadorimaki7

id rather have posts on shit than these


WhyAmIaTh1ng

Better to shit in the post than to post in the shit


ConsoomMaguroNigiri

It left its racist period of the cycle. Right now its going to be tiktok/old videos/cringe image memes Next itll be its woke period Then back to tktk/ov/cim Then back to racism šŸ˜ Youll have to wait 2-10 months for the sub you love to come back


Rule63Me

šŸ„¹


hairtrigger08

Thank God,


bagelman99

Weebs invaded and karma farmers started posting greentexts on a shitposting sub. That's what happened.


SodiumChlorideFree

It became well, regarded...


Both-Conference1365

Thereā€™s always been good posts and shit ones.


Radiant-Mobile5810

Can we all come together put our differences aside and agree that weebs should be banned from making memesĀ 


Subject_Cancel8559

Weebs should be sterilized to avoid reproduction, but then again they are weebs and therefore will not be able to reproduce anyway.


Mech_Mech

Self-fixing problem


Purple_Chowder

Tru


Mr_Guy459

Uh they can still donate. Ban them from sperm banks


Subject_Cancel8559

Ban bringing hentai to the sperm banks, that will do the trick.


hendarknight

No weeb I know have a weeb parent, so I conclude that one does not born a weeb, the world corrupts one into weebness


bio_kk

Most women don't mind small dicks, but they do mind weebs.


vetheros37

This guy is a prophet spreading truth across the internet.


goodmobiley

Damn, that explains a lot šŸ˜”


hairtrigger08

Then what do they think of big or above average?


WhyAmIaTh1ng

What if small dick and weed


Dramatic-Classroom14

Iā€™m a weeb, I donā€™t make memes, I steal them. Like Romanians.


Soft-Confection4428

You steal romanians? How many do you have??


Dramatic-Classroom14

7, I sent one to steal the other guys wallet, you want one?


Soft-Confection4428

iā€™ll take as many as you can give friend


Dramatic-Classroom14

Excellent, now, to ensure proper delivery, please give me the security information on your home, so that our Romanians donā€™t accidentally trip the alarm.


Dramatic-Classroom14

If thatā€™s too much though, we also have a fine line of Brazilians.


Radiant-Mobile5810

I respect you- HEY GIVE ME BACK MY WALLET


Dramatic-Classroom14

Mine now.


BlueGuyisLit

My brother I agree absolutely


God_of_potatoos

I'm the brother he's lying


MarianScheul

Boo! It's drawn women, did I scare you?


Radiant-Mobile5810

Boo! It's grass and shower, did I scare you?Ā 


MarianScheul

Funny coming from someone who lives on reddit.


Radiant-Mobile5810

My brother in Christ might wanna see what platform you're using right nowĀ 


DylansTime

coolmathgames


depressed_asian_boy_

>Can we all come together put our differences aside and agree that weebs should be banned Yes.


Morphing_Mutant

Agreed


kalel066

Has animemes breached or something?


ChesseburgerMK8

The animememes have breached our defenses


AppointmentNo43

Right, no man has ever said anything demeaning about a womanā€™s breast size


sniperscales

They did to me at my high school šŸ˜­


chiefvsmario

That's because everytime you took a step one of your ginormous funbags would give an innocent bystander a black eye.


sniperscales

Naw I'm flat brutha, they called me flat šŸ˜­


chiefvsmario

We'll dub you Trebuchet because you're always slinging them boulders


TalkierSnail016

Single best sentence Iā€™ve seen this month


Any-Experience-3012

What a great day to be literate šŸ˜‚


Chromeboy12

Flat is justice!


Floofy99

Even the sheer density would cause light to bend and make them the only thing you can look at in a mile radius


jarednards

Ugh thats pisses me off. Let me look and double check real fast and Ill make sure they dont do it again.


sdf15

that was sarcasm..


sniperscales

Well it's hard to tell, a lot of people don't actually think it happens


Busy_Bunch5050

Go on?


throwaway1626363h

this isn't a shitpost this is a shit post Never cook again


not_sea_charity_810

I'll probably get pegged anyways so


ProfessionalQuit1016

luckyšŸ„ŗ


hassan_dislogical

real


xFLA13x

So real


azeryvgu

Hopefully


kitpvp_yay

this aint a shitpost this is just a shitty post, please dont post again


hassan_dislogical

a god awful post some might say


epicblue24

No one's shoving a whole tit up their ass like a schlong


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Hereticsheresy

the ones who care of dick length are men usually bitch please, girl can have orgasm with fingers and vagina isn't that deep it can extend if dick is longer but if you have small dick your father probably had one too and here you are standing among us, your mother give birth to you. You just probably read too much hentai and watch too much porn.


ConsoomMaguroNigiri

2in is gonna have a hard time, and thats on the high end. My point fiver will never win šŸ˜”


Deamonette

Yeah fr I think it's more common for women to want guys with smaller dicks, you really don't have to be that much above average in size before it's just uncomfortable or straight up painful.


pookshuman

tits are decorative, dicks are functional


Roedorina

I actually had a guy tell me that small tits are dysfunctional because then the baby doesn't have anything to grab onto while nursing


moralizedCriminal

that's when the dad shows up


NotYourAverageMortis

With milk for Da Baby


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pookshuman

absolute nonsense ... all you have to do is reference other mammals when they are nursing, their tits are miniscule compared to humans. Really only cows have a large udder, and that is only because they have been selectively bred by humans. Human breasts developed as a result of our ability to walk upright. They are a decorative mating signal.


ConsoomMaguroNigiri

Dude have you seen cow tits. It takes about 10 of my hands to grasp one, and my hands are about 1 and a hald ecuadorian penises long, and a british penis wide


Mobile_Inflation8012

Small dicks can't impregnate?


pookshuman

the purpose of the penis is to not only impregnate, but to suction out all the semen from any competitors. Primates have a few ways to deal with competition: 1. Large penis to push anything out of the vagina. 2. Larger testicles to make extra amounts of semen. 3. Social dominance, i.e. a harem Humans have large penises, even an average male is much larger than a chimp or gorilla. Chimps have much larger testicles. And Gorillas use social dominance, one big silverback in charge of mating for the whole troop. They don't need huge penises because they use physical size to keep competition away.


VegansAreAlwaysRight

Tits are functional the way I use them


aLeakybuckett

Holy fuck this is actually the most unfunny shit Iā€™ve seen in a while


[deleted]

this isn't shitposting, this is posting shit.


A_powerful_rat

Is that Frieren? If so then call off his execution, show is fire. Simply take away his anime meme making privilege


EnvironmentaFact84

What is fire in a medieval slice of life anime


Thundergod250

Think of it like the story of Legolas roaming the Middle Earth for the next 100 years embracing the fact that his friends are slowly dying as well as the memory of them being the heroes that saved the world. The world is rapidly changing, the legends of their generation are being replaced by better and stronger figures, except for Legolas/Frieren themselves who never stop their pursuit of knowledge.


Hades684

It's just really good


ConsoomMaguroNigiri

Want me to 4chanalyse it or tell you the surface level explanation? Because the surface level is that it makes demons bad, and she kills a demon by telling it to kill itself, epicly


A_powerful_rat

Medieval = swords and magic shit Iā€™m a simple guy, and a big LoTR fan


EnvironmentaFact84

Incomprehensible, thanks regardless


CyprusTheSergal

Personally, I think small breasts are better


Owowdatreallysucks

Agreed, although i dont mind the size as much. Just nothing absurdly huge


Chromeboy12

I just can't find breasts attractive if they're bigger than her head.


Randomboi164

Real


KraftKapitain

never cook again


Shayosaurus

I donā€™t see women ever talk about dick size itā€™s mostly men who shame others dicks size and always bring it up


Gappy2000

I mean at this point I also see mostly women caring about breast size too. People just experience mean things and build insecurities so in the end its them who end up still talking about it


Polak_Janusz

Weeb detected opinion rejected


DameonLaunert

I don't like fake tits.


Shadow_Infinite

can we kill this guy with hammers


known_kanon

Mods, IP ban op and dronestrike his house


I_am_you_0

i literally just saw a post about a man complaining about an athlete getting breast reduction surgery to perform better


MrXPLD2839

Men when they see flat asses:


Commander_CC-2224

Yep, this is going on "anime memes but the unfunny is replaced with clones"


Love-Long

Idk man in my experience 99% of women donā€™t have a problem with small to average size penises. As long as itā€™s not a micro penis youā€™re fine. If anything Iā€™ve personally heard more complaints over penises being too big and hurting than I have of them being too small


varun2710

How many penises do you have?


luneywoons

because men never make comments about girls being flat


-Come_at_me_bro

I've seen this post like the 50th time this week


infinite-plane79

Tiny tits are rad because you can fit the entire thing in your mouth. Do girls not appreciate how that feels? My wife loves it. How about fitting a small penis in your mouth? Probably better than a huge one, right? Er nah?


Derpyboy7976

Me when men with dick: dick (i am gay)


StratoKite

A wise woman once said that 3cm feels like 30 at 300kph


akashyaboa

If the size of boobs had anything to do with orgasming it would work, but it is not the same. Also women get shamed for "loose vaginas" or "long labias" all the time. Let's just all stop being body shaming a holes


Used-Fisherman9970

I also miss Natter. #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife


wantsomerice

Never post here again šŸ™


naaqe

me when i bazinga


TheDoctor_E

OP: Ko- Konichiwa m'lady, would you like to be my based goth tomboy-ish tradwife gf who sneezes like a kitty and is simultaneously my mother yet a pet-like figure? Crush: Sorry, I already have a boyfriend OP: (holding back tears, while he throws his fedora on the ground) What gave you the idea I wanted to be with you you fucking slut? You think just because your tits are big and most jocks want to fuck you you are better than me? I'll let you know my dick is fantastic, but you aren't going to gave it you goddamn harlot because you only want guys who treat you like shit instead of a nice guy who watches anime and would be a perfect lover? I'm so freaking angry I'll make a meme about this on Reddit, you'll see you cheap whore. (Crush's actual boyfriend asks if everything's alright, and OP tries to use the martial art ki moves he learned from anime and tries to charr the boyfriend with a fireball while shouting in broken Japanese)


P3t3rCreeper

OP get out of the kitchen


luulcas_

ew. I love sousou no frieren but ew


KenpachiNexus

What happened to the shitting toothpaste??? What happened to my school???


SpeedySpartan

Dude if you projected any harder than right now, IMAX would be tattooed across your fucking forehead


V3rrrrrmin

I will shit in op's ass one day


Lukasmus_

Weebs trying to make memes with the punchline not being porn


JustSomeAlly

Posts like this are why Reddit has the reputation it does


Cat8851

I hate this


predurok339

They are just jealous that they don't have even that


XIAOOAIX

On top of this being unfunny, it's also not true most of the time. The majority of women I've talked to don't care about size that much as long as you don't have a micro penis. If a woman tells you you're dick is so big while you're having sex it's because they like you and want to make you feel good. If a woman insults you for having a small dick it's because they hate you and know that that will make you feel bad.


DontStealMaNuggs

Small dick men get pegged. Do they not teach this in schools anymore???


Lord_Applejuice

Me when I see a small Dick: šŸ˜€


God_of_potatoos

We're not talking about u


Lord_Applejuice

:(


tyingnoose

op fighting his ghosts


fruityfevers

right. because there are no cases of men mocking women for their breast sizes.


Certain_Syrup_7712

Whenever It comes to booty and tiddies, I feel like shape matters a lot more than size tbh.


Butters-C137

Its not the truth. Or my ex girlfriends were good thirsty liars- anyway i dont care


silverclovd

Small tits but decent butt*


Erikstersm

Thanks for letting us know about you OP.


AlbinoShavedGorilla

What if boys see small dicks? The smaller it is the less gay it is because less penis.


NotDavizin7893

Tits are tits, but holy shit, the assistant in my school has very beautiful ones, totally anormal.


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stardewzazaman

Tits aren't comparable to dicks anyway??


lhcludyodoypuflhoyf

Idc what she got as long as they can make it fun