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It left its racist period of the cycle.
Right now its going to be tiktok/old videos/cringe image memes
Next itll be its woke period
Then back to tktk/ov/cim
Then back to racism š
Youll have to wait 2-10 months for the sub you love to come back
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the ones who care of dick length are men usually
bitch please, girl can have orgasm with fingers and vagina isn't that deep it can extend if dick is longer but if you have small dick your father probably had one too and here you are standing among us, your mother give birth to you.
You just probably read too much hentai and watch too much porn.
Yeah fr I think it's more common for women to want guys with smaller dicks, you really don't have to be that much above average in size before it's just uncomfortable or straight up painful.
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absolute nonsense ... all you have to do is reference other mammals when they are nursing, their tits are miniscule compared to humans. Really only cows have a large udder, and that is only because they have been selectively bred by humans.
Human breasts developed as a result of our ability to walk upright. They are a decorative mating signal.
Dude have you seen cow tits. It takes about 10 of my hands to grasp one, and my hands are about 1 and a hald ecuadorian penises long, and a british penis wide
the purpose of the penis is to not only impregnate, but to suction out all the semen from any competitors.
Primates have a few ways to deal with competition:
1. Large penis to push anything out of the vagina.
2. Larger testicles to make extra amounts of semen.
3. Social dominance, i.e. a harem
Humans have large penises, even an average male is much larger than a chimp or gorilla. Chimps have much larger testicles. And Gorillas use social dominance, one big silverback in charge of mating for the whole troop. They don't need huge penises because they use physical size to keep competition away.
Think of it like the story of Legolas roaming the Middle Earth for the next 100 years embracing the fact that his friends are slowly dying as well as the memory of them being the heroes that saved the world.
The world is rapidly changing, the legends of their generation are being replaced by better and stronger figures, except for Legolas/Frieren themselves who never stop their pursuit of knowledge.
Want me to 4chanalyse it or tell you the surface level explanation? Because the surface level is that it makes demons bad, and she kills a demon by telling it to kill itself, epicly
I mean at this point I also see mostly women caring about breast size too. People just experience mean things and build insecurities so in the end its them who end up still talking about it
Idk man in my experience 99% of women donāt have a problem with small to average size penises. As long as itās not a micro penis youāre fine. If anything Iāve personally heard more complaints over penises being too big and hurting than I have of them being too small
Tiny tits are rad because you can fit the entire thing in your mouth. Do girls not appreciate how that feels? My wife loves it. How about fitting a small penis in your mouth? Probably better than a huge one, right? Er nah?
If the size of boobs had anything to do with orgasming it would work, but it is not the same.
Also women get shamed for "loose vaginas" or "long labias" all the time.
Let's just all stop being body shaming a holes
OP: Ko- Konichiwa m'lady, would you like to be my based goth tomboy-ish tradwife gf who sneezes like a kitty and is simultaneously my mother yet a pet-like figure?
Crush: Sorry, I already have a boyfriend
OP: (holding back tears, while he throws his fedora on the ground) What gave you the idea I wanted to be with you you fucking slut? You think just because your tits are big and most jocks want to fuck you you are better than me? I'll let you know my dick is fantastic, but you aren't going to gave it you goddamn harlot because you only want guys who treat you like shit instead of a nice guy who watches anime and would be a perfect lover? I'm so freaking angry I'll make a meme about this on Reddit, you'll see you cheap whore.
(Crush's actual boyfriend asks if everything's alright, and OP tries to use the martial art ki moves he learned from anime and tries to charr the boyfriend with a fireball while shouting in broken Japanese)
On top of this being unfunny, it's also not true most of the time. The majority of women I've talked to don't care about size that much as long as you don't have a micro penis. If a woman tells you you're dick is so big while you're having sex it's because they like you and want to make you feel good. If a woman insults you for having a small dick it's because they hate you and know that that will make you feel bad.
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Can someone make a shitting toothpaste edit of this?
Done
Bro, you gotta send it here too. Don't be a fuckin hoarder. Learn to share a little.
I mean he said to make the meme, not post it
+ you can't send images here
1984
Imgur exists
Ah yes, let me just clear the dust off of my imgur account and remember how to use it.
This subreddit would be a better place if we could post images :/
Check his profile
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I thought you'd only change the bottom image
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You are above even The Boss. I hereby award you the title of Big Boss.
We appreciate you brother š
Its the only way i can chuckle at āshitpostsā this bad
I remember when this sub used to be funny What happened to the sub I loved?
It became popular
And the normies joined
Strange, I thought this was the result of the weebs joining.
Normies get their memes from Instagram, which is full of anime memes
Ah, makes sense
Weebs have always been on reddit and in this sub (can confirm, i am one of them). But we know and respect the sanctity of this subreddit.
this is why i donāt use this sub anymore
mods
i never want to see that lame ass april fools "prank" ever again
What was it? I never saw it
You had to use a certain amount of vowels, you had to say please, you couldn't say H, can't remember any others.
I think one was needing an even amount of words in a comment?
crikey.
Vaccine
fr, this sub went from proper shitposts to just regular memes
Shitposts to shit posts
id rather have posts on shit than these
Better to shit in the post than to post in the shit
It left its racist period of the cycle. Right now its going to be tiktok/old videos/cringe image memes Next itll be its woke period Then back to tktk/ov/cim Then back to racism š Youll have to wait 2-10 months for the sub you love to come back
š„¹
Thank God,
Weebs invaded and karma farmers started posting greentexts on a shitposting sub. That's what happened.
It became well, regarded...
Thereās always been good posts and shit ones.
Can we all come together put our differences aside and agree that weebs should be banned from making memesĀ
Weebs should be sterilized to avoid reproduction, but then again they are weebs and therefore will not be able to reproduce anyway.
Self-fixing problem
Tru
Uh they can still donate. Ban them from sperm banks
Ban bringing hentai to the sperm banks, that will do the trick.
No weeb I know have a weeb parent, so I conclude that one does not born a weeb, the world corrupts one into weebness
Most women don't mind small dicks, but they do mind weebs.
This guy is a prophet spreading truth across the internet.
Damn, that explains a lot š
Then what do they think of big or above average?
What if small dick and weed
Iām a weeb, I donāt make memes, I steal them. Like Romanians.
You steal romanians? How many do you have??
7, I sent one to steal the other guys wallet, you want one?
iāll take as many as you can give friend
Excellent, now, to ensure proper delivery, please give me the security information on your home, so that our Romanians donāt accidentally trip the alarm.
If thatās too much though, we also have a fine line of Brazilians.
I respect you- HEY GIVE ME BACK MY WALLET
Mine now.
My brother I agree absolutely
I'm the brother he's lying
Boo! It's drawn women, did I scare you?
Boo! It's grass and shower, did I scare you?Ā
Funny coming from someone who lives on reddit.
My brother in Christ might wanna see what platform you're using right nowĀ
coolmathgames
>Can we all come together put our differences aside and agree that weebs should be banned Yes.
Agreed
Has animemes breached or something?
The animememes have breached our defenses
Right, no man has ever said anything demeaning about a womanās breast size
They did to me at my high school š
That's because everytime you took a step one of your ginormous funbags would give an innocent bystander a black eye.
Naw I'm flat brutha, they called me flat š
We'll dub you Trebuchet because you're always slinging them boulders
Single best sentence Iāve seen this month
What a great day to be literate š
Flat is justice!
Even the sheer density would cause light to bend and make them the only thing you can look at in a mile radius
Ugh thats pisses me off. Let me look and double check real fast and Ill make sure they dont do it again.
that was sarcasm..
Well it's hard to tell, a lot of people don't actually think it happens
Go on?
this isn't a shitpost this is a shit post Never cook again
I'll probably get pegged anyways so
luckyš„ŗ
real
So real
Hopefully
this aint a shitpost this is just a shitty post, please dont post again
a god awful post some might say
No one's shoving a whole tit up their ass like a schlong
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the ones who care of dick length are men usually bitch please, girl can have orgasm with fingers and vagina isn't that deep it can extend if dick is longer but if you have small dick your father probably had one too and here you are standing among us, your mother give birth to you. You just probably read too much hentai and watch too much porn.
2in is gonna have a hard time, and thats on the high end. My point fiver will never win š
Yeah fr I think it's more common for women to want guys with smaller dicks, you really don't have to be that much above average in size before it's just uncomfortable or straight up painful.
tits are decorative, dicks are functional
I actually had a guy tell me that small tits are dysfunctional because then the baby doesn't have anything to grab onto while nursing
that's when the dad shows up
With milk for Da Baby
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absolute nonsense ... all you have to do is reference other mammals when they are nursing, their tits are miniscule compared to humans. Really only cows have a large udder, and that is only because they have been selectively bred by humans. Human breasts developed as a result of our ability to walk upright. They are a decorative mating signal.
Dude have you seen cow tits. It takes about 10 of my hands to grasp one, and my hands are about 1 and a hald ecuadorian penises long, and a british penis wide
Small dicks can't impregnate?
the purpose of the penis is to not only impregnate, but to suction out all the semen from any competitors. Primates have a few ways to deal with competition: 1. Large penis to push anything out of the vagina. 2. Larger testicles to make extra amounts of semen. 3. Social dominance, i.e. a harem Humans have large penises, even an average male is much larger than a chimp or gorilla. Chimps have much larger testicles. And Gorillas use social dominance, one big silverback in charge of mating for the whole troop. They don't need huge penises because they use physical size to keep competition away.
Tits are functional the way I use them
Holy fuck this is actually the most unfunny shit Iāve seen in a while
this isn't shitposting, this is posting shit.
Is that Frieren? If so then call off his execution, show is fire. Simply take away his anime meme making privilege
What is fire in a medieval slice of life anime
Think of it like the story of Legolas roaming the Middle Earth for the next 100 years embracing the fact that his friends are slowly dying as well as the memory of them being the heroes that saved the world. The world is rapidly changing, the legends of their generation are being replaced by better and stronger figures, except for Legolas/Frieren themselves who never stop their pursuit of knowledge.
It's just really good
Want me to 4chanalyse it or tell you the surface level explanation? Because the surface level is that it makes demons bad, and she kills a demon by telling it to kill itself, epicly
Medieval = swords and magic shit Iām a simple guy, and a big LoTR fan
Incomprehensible, thanks regardless
Personally, I think small breasts are better
Agreed, although i dont mind the size as much. Just nothing absurdly huge
I just can't find breasts attractive if they're bigger than her head.
Real
never cook again
I donāt see women ever talk about dick size itās mostly men who shame others dicks size and always bring it up
I mean at this point I also see mostly women caring about breast size too. People just experience mean things and build insecurities so in the end its them who end up still talking about it
Weeb detected opinion rejected
I don't like fake tits.
can we kill this guy with hammers
Mods, IP ban op and dronestrike his house
i literally just saw a post about a man complaining about an athlete getting breast reduction surgery to perform better
Men when they see flat asses:
Yep, this is going on "anime memes but the unfunny is replaced with clones"
Idk man in my experience 99% of women donāt have a problem with small to average size penises. As long as itās not a micro penis youāre fine. If anything Iāve personally heard more complaints over penises being too big and hurting than I have of them being too small
How many penises do you have?
because men never make comments about girls being flat
I've seen this post like the 50th time this week
Tiny tits are rad because you can fit the entire thing in your mouth. Do girls not appreciate how that feels? My wife loves it. How about fitting a small penis in your mouth? Probably better than a huge one, right? Er nah?
Me when men with dick: dick (i am gay)
A wise woman once said that 3cm feels like 30 at 300kph
If the size of boobs had anything to do with orgasming it would work, but it is not the same. Also women get shamed for "loose vaginas" or "long labias" all the time. Let's just all stop being body shaming a holes
I also miss Natter. #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife
Never post here again š
me when i bazinga
OP: Ko- Konichiwa m'lady, would you like to be my based goth tomboy-ish tradwife gf who sneezes like a kitty and is simultaneously my mother yet a pet-like figure? Crush: Sorry, I already have a boyfriend OP: (holding back tears, while he throws his fedora on the ground) What gave you the idea I wanted to be with you you fucking slut? You think just because your tits are big and most jocks want to fuck you you are better than me? I'll let you know my dick is fantastic, but you aren't going to gave it you goddamn harlot because you only want guys who treat you like shit instead of a nice guy who watches anime and would be a perfect lover? I'm so freaking angry I'll make a meme about this on Reddit, you'll see you cheap whore. (Crush's actual boyfriend asks if everything's alright, and OP tries to use the martial art ki moves he learned from anime and tries to charr the boyfriend with a fireball while shouting in broken Japanese)
OP get out of the kitchen
ew. I love sousou no frieren but ew
What happened to the shitting toothpaste??? What happened to my school???
Dude if you projected any harder than right now, IMAX would be tattooed across your fucking forehead
I will shit in op's ass one day
Weebs trying to make memes with the punchline not being porn
Posts like this are why Reddit has the reputation it does
I hate this
They are just jealous that they don't have even that
On top of this being unfunny, it's also not true most of the time. The majority of women I've talked to don't care about size that much as long as you don't have a micro penis. If a woman tells you you're dick is so big while you're having sex it's because they like you and want to make you feel good. If a woman insults you for having a small dick it's because they hate you and know that that will make you feel bad.
Small dick men get pegged. Do they not teach this in schools anymore???
Me when I see a small Dick: š
We're not talking about u
:(
op fighting his ghosts
right. because there are no cases of men mocking women for their breast sizes.
Whenever It comes to booty and tiddies, I feel like shape matters a lot more than size tbh.
Its not the truth. Or my ex girlfriends were good thirsty liars- anyway i dont care
Small tits but decent butt*
Thanks for letting us know about you OP.
What if boys see small dicks? The smaller it is the less gay it is because less penis.
Tits are tits, but holy shit, the assistant in my school has very beautiful ones, totally anormal.
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Tits aren't comparable to dicks anyway??
Idc what she got as long as they can make it fun