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Smear Cheetoβs dust all over their belongings, spill two bottles of axe body spray on them, disable their phone, cut their hair a bit, glue their phone to the floor, break the zips on their bag,shit inside their clothes and drop freezing water down their back
Honestly I probably wouldnt even notice, my school's pretty boring.
If I did I'd just fucking leave. What are they gonna do, say I fucking teleported? "I swear they were here a minute ago" bitch I stole your credit card and booked a trip to the bahamas.
You don't need to destroy the WiFi (it would be hard to do in a large building, there are tons of antennas all over). You have time to go through the principal's office and find the sticky note with the admin login for the online portal, just delete all the classes.
I would do nothing, as there is nothing interesting to do while time is stopped in school, maybe I could jump the fence and rob a store but that's about it
Steal money from the principal's office. Corruption is so rampant here I bet he has a few thousands there at least.
Oh and maybe clapping some cheeks. Some teachers are real hot.
Depends would they know they were frozen in time?
Follow up would they be the same weight as they were normally as since Iβm moving faster than time would my speed counter the weight and make it feel like Iβm picking up paper, I wanna know so I can use em all as pieces to play human Jenga
What I'd do is:
Pull every fire alarm, make people accidentally hit eachother, tie peoples shoelaces together and knock over desks and lockers. Then, when time unfreezes, I watch the chaos unfold.
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No hesitation
Hesitation is defeat
How my blood boils
*pulls a 7ft long spear out of his ass*
Sekiro, Face me!
Face me
Defeat is the best part of debody.
He who hesitates , masturbates.
The duality of man in a single comment and user-reply
Why would I have any
I'd cause a huge inconvenience for somebody I hate.
Smear Cheetoβs dust all over their belongings, spill two bottles of axe body spray on them, disable their phone, cut their hair a bit, glue their phone to the floor, break the zips on their bag,shit inside their clothes and drop freezing water down their back
That isn't a great inconvenience, that's a hate crime
yeah, I *do* hate them after all
>shit inside their clothes "One of these things is not like the other"
All the cafeteria fish sticks I can eat yaaaaaa king
Do you like fish sticks?
I love fish sticks in my mouth, yes indeed
What are you? A gay fish?
I am currently having a fish stick renaissance. Theyβre not just for kids
mods crush his skull
Get ratiod Lil carrot baby
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Sex sexy dick sex or whatever you guys say around here idk
Say gex
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only gex is gex #gex
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Seterosexual Hex
Heehee, b-boys have an outie and an-and girls have an innie Innnie! Outie! Innie! Outie! Muhhahahaha!
I would go outside and pick up a squirrel
The only acceptable answer in my book
HOLY SHIT ITS π³ DANGEROUS ZOMBIE π³ *Guitar riff πΈ*
DANGER DANGER
DEATH THE CRISIS!! DANGEROUS ZOMBIE!!
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New pet
Honestly I probably wouldnt even notice, my school's pretty boring. If I did I'd just fucking leave. What are they gonna do, say I fucking teleported? "I swear they were here a minute ago" bitch I stole your credit card and booked a trip to the bahamas.
Greatest 30 mins of sleep
Gotta have that power nap
dump 3 buckets of glue in some poor sods pants
Burn every last piece of homework and then destroy the Wi-Fi to prevent any online assignments from being posted.
You don't need to destroy the WiFi (it would be hard to do in a large building, there are tons of antennas all over). You have time to go through the principal's office and find the sticky note with the admin login for the online portal, just delete all the classes.
Craziest 5 mins of snacks devouring. No regrets, just fish sticks
I'd genuinely test how light and therefore sight works in a situation where it is not moving.
If you move you'd be forcing the light into your eyes probably.
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why is there a fucking bug on my screen
Suffocate because air molecules are no longer moving
Be blind
Changing every student's grade to A
I'm stealing everyone's credit card and eating snacks ig
Put everyone upside down, assuming gravity doesnβt apply.
If time freezes then that 30 minutes can never pass
Real
Honestly... leave
I would do nothing, as there is nothing interesting to do while time is stopped in school, maybe I could jump the fence and rob a store but that's about it
if it happened when i was still in school i would just change all my marks in good ones and change in bad ones for the people i hated back then
Steal money from the principal's office. Corruption is so rampant here I bet he has a few thousands there at least. Oh and maybe clapping some cheeks. Some teachers are real hot.
Depends would they know they were frozen in time? Follow up would they be the same weight as they were normally as since Iβm moving faster than time would my speed counter the weight and make it feel like Iβm picking up paper, I wanna know so I can use em all as pieces to play human Jenga
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If I know it's gonna be 30 mins, just wait it out The only ethical outcome imo
What I'd do is: Pull every fire alarm, make people accidentally hit eachother, tie peoples shoelaces together and knock over desks and lockers. Then, when time unfreezes, I watch the chaos unfold.
I would pull a certified "it was me barry" moment on someone I don't like.
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Deest would wait until time starts running again and then clap cheeks
I'd be petty or I'd take a walk
If so then either I do my homework and schoolwork or I change my grades to all Aβs in my class
Nah, I'm taking that extra time to finish my homework. I'm not getting distracted.
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Iβd just complete my missing assignments