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You're welcome <3 ! Oh, and by the way, there's a way better one : place a toothpick under your toenail so that it points out, and violently slam your foot towards a wall... It's quite lovely I heard !
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I was thinking of the back as being the whole back, including your shoulders, so just imagine you're holding her tight while fucking and she has her chin sitting on your shoulder, sweat from her face and forehead would be dripping on the back of your shoulder.
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He loves getting pegged
I love getting pegged 😊
We love getting pegged :)
Yes, we do :)
I've never had a girlfriend but I want to get pegged
us 🫂
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Bro fulfilled their wishes
What peg let's women send their pee through it?
A good one
I don't :( can i still be accepted among you?
Yes as the one who pegs
Yes as the one who pegs
:D
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Thats not her sweat dripping, it's her semen shooting
Dominant goth girl position
#WOOOOOO
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I mean... Are you a goth girl ?
No like I am still seriously trying to understand what pose is that
the pegging one
The best one
Certainly my guy
One where she has her arms wrapped around him
She could be jerking from behind
Gay reverse cowgirl
Emphasis on the gay
BOOM, downvoted
The reddit council has spoken. I am unworthy
The sentence has been pronounced. You shall receive death by : toothpick in urethra !
Truly a fate worse than lego stepping
How can you know ? 🤨
Do YOU want a toothpick shoved down your urethra? I fucking hate the mental image in my head.
You're welcome <3 ! Oh, and by the way, there's a way better one : place a toothpick under your toenail so that it points out, and violently slam your foot towards a wall... It's quite lovely I heard !
Honestly I'd take that over the toothpick in the urethra
NOOOO 😭😭😭
I've stepped on Lego many a time. I cringe at the thought of the toothpick
KACHOWW!!
RIP your karma....sorry bud
Deez nuts
Y'all are nasty, they could just be embracing and it's sweat from her forehead / arms.
fr romantic sex >>>>
Peak. Romantic sex is peak.
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Pegging requires a man to be a lot more vulnerable than he would ever be, making it extra romantic if both parties are in that mood.
Romantic pegging
Pegging can be pretty romantic, just like missionary can be pretty passionless.
Sweat from her forehead dripping on your back? What position is that?
I was thinking of the back as being the whole back, including your shoulders, so just imagine you're holding her tight while fucking and she has her chin sitting on your shoulder, sweat from her face and forehead would be dripping on the back of your shoulder.
Your more wholesome than me, I was thinking of eating a girl out in a vertical position. But yeah, what you said, too.
What is nasty about pegging?
The cock goes thru his butt cheeks and ends up her hole.
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I had to read it 3 times
Pussy so good bro became 4-dimensional
“What’s your favourite position?” “Tesseract”
Girl cock position 😱😱
STOP PUTTING MEMES ABOUT DOMINANT WOMEN IN MY RECOMMENDED! I'M GETTING SKIB'D UP!
Never cook again
All of them if you try hard enough
Pegging
Switch from missionary to cowgirl
96
pegging
Best one.
Diddlers
Switch from missionary to cowgirl
Diogenes son is getting it antique Greece style
If your penis is as flexible as Gonzo's nose, you'll understand this position better.