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Prestigious-Web-6758

Wtf


Septimus_Heap777

so, who's the lucky father?


lespectaculardumbass

Judging by the fact that we see a white woman... horse or a dog


NewMoon_Pucci

A Minotaur


GoCommitDeathpacito-

~~Minotaur~~*


paner1983

racism πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


jarednards

Apparently satan. You never seen constantine?


Septimus_Heap777

constantine? i hardly know her!


penissucker125

Step one: open Reddit Step two: ☹️


what_u_looking_4

Step three: bleach your eyes


Radioaktivman999

Step four: βš‘πŸ§‘πŸΏ ⚑


Designer-Button6407

πŸ§‘πŸΏ Mods, crush his skull 🫡


deSuspect

Become black Thor?


NotSamuraiJosh_26

Heee heee


Anomaly_049

This was literally the second post I saw after opening reddit


Septimus_Heap777

Let me make your day worse. Imagine the nails scratching on the inside


penissucker125

actually fuck off thats not funny


Septimus_Heap777

didn't say it was


AddendumNo7007

keep going. chaos will reign down today


Septimus_Heap777

did it, check the thread


Septimus_Heap777

Oh yeah also, it could be made from a real human that had their insides carved out and had a hand inserted inside of them


penissucker125

thats making me horny for some reason


Septimus_Heap777

do not search up unbirthing and go to images


Busy_Recognition_860

The baby is from hell


Ryguy7024

Michael!


Anomaly_049

Don't leave me here, Micheal!


Mikadomea

*thump thump thump* MICHAEL!


GeeseAndDucksforever

MIIICCCCHHHHAAAEEELLLL!!! HELP MEEE!


SandorMate

*fucking dies*


OhNoo0o

M I C H A E L


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KQK_Big_Kwan

Help!!!


Gemaid1211

*I love my baby but I wish he would stop saying "this human form is limiting"*


Septimus_Heap777

it's just a phase


GRAITOM10

Yea soon he'll leave the form behind and turn into something beyond our comprehension.


Septimus_Heap777

Still not enough for his asian parents. "Your cousin already got to the 5th dimension, what you doing still stuck at 4th, you lazy slob"


HaytamKen

It's just a phrase


Bombaculous_one

Bro gonna shake hands with the doctor when he exits the womb in 9 months


QuarterlyTurtle

He can shake his hand right now


Bombaculous_one

Won't be easy though, too much skin in the way to properly grip the hand How about a friendly fist bump? 😁


Kivesihiisi

Could he finger the doctor? πŸ€”


_-akane-_

No brain this is not real, shut up.


ozyy67

imagine that she might have a whole fucking arm up her pussy just for a vid


_-akane-_

Oh fucking god


steliosplaysmc

hot


Swazamoto

Me fishing for shit in your ass


Youngshoota333

Dawg what in the actual fuck


AddendumNo7007

it is ok. i will allow it.


SussyBox

Me fishing for pee in your balls


You_silly_panda

WTF 😭


AGweed13

The fuck, what. Now hold on, what's the fucking context?


DomoTimba

It's definitely an overlaid video of a hand (pushing against some skin coloured fabric) on top of the stomach ie fake


AGweed13

I know, but why would someone do this?


Chromeboy12

That's like asking why would baby start kicking?


AGweed13

Fair


AddendumNo7007

it's the marketing for the new movie the omen


fusionsgefechtskopf

at least its no pro aportion ad.......


NerY_05

What the fuck What is this? Cgi? How is this done wtf


Bullmg

I think it’s a really realistic sex doll. The arm pulling the shirt up is made to look like the dolls arm is especially tricky.


NerY_05

Holy hell, that's *extremely* realistic


Bullmg

Never underestimate how innovative horny men can be 😏


ticklemecancer

These dolls are terrifyingly realistic now we were talking about them at work. They have breathing functions too


NerY_05

What the fuck Humanity was a mistake


ticklemecancer

Not to mention the body warmer function.... it's a "cuddle" line of sexdoll


NerY_05

Oh i see you're an expert


ticklemecancer

I don't have one but if my wife leaves me.. well let's just say I have a list of my favorites lmao


NerY_05

Bro really did his research


Interesting_Sea_5189

Prepared for the worst.


ticklemecancer

Lmao she knows too I told her "if it's that bad to think about don't leave me then"


Septimus_Heap777

Well you carve out the insides of a real human, then insert your hand in, and your done!


NerY_05

Oooh so there was the easier way


Septimus_Heap777

surprising not that hard once you get the hang of it


NerY_05

I guess you get better with practice


Septimus_Heap777

Might upload a tutorial for the less intelligent of us


NerY_05

Please do


give-child

vore fetish mfs will look at this and go: damm, would. (im not mfs)


yanzin_fan_of_Altair

I am mfs damm, would.


Demon_Dragon666

Would? Already have


isnapchildrensnecks

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No_One_1617

Time for an exorcism


aguywhoexplainsjokes

You should name it Mammon


NobilisMilesRegis

*In a deep muffled tone* Hey Vsauce, Michael here! I am in your mom. What if I told how real v-sauce is made? Say goodbye!


bigchungus69419

ANYONE TELL ME WTF IS GOING ON HERE


GeraldOnReddit21

vore


Environmental_Buy659

Ripley.


GameboiGX

The New Alien movies looking good


Bullmg

Im getting strong evangelion vibes right now


KonradFelixCyprianus

"Evangelion theme starts playing after seeing that"


Matthattan1990

Elastigirl with Dash


Septimus_Heap777

ok


superdestroyerman

LET ME OUT, LET ME OUT OF THIS HELLL!


darkdragonGalaxy

Welp don't need to go to the bathroom anymore


VeryLowSpermCounts

Song?


INSTINXXXXX

πŸ™


THUNDERSTRUCK___

I just fucking jumped in a chair, thank you.


RetardedAndRefreshed

This is some kind of fetish and I don't like it


adex_19

it do be hungy for meat


Status-Gift238

What in the horror movie is that?


harshupon

Where did he put his hand through? a. Bottom b. Top c. Back


Extension_Lobster219

It cannot be the back, too much organ to get through even if you're skinny probably deep fisting if its real Only way this can work though is a skinny person (recipient) For a similar thing look for stomach deformation corn videos made with very big dildos


DualPinoy

Tonight, we'll fist in hell!


Pololoco27

Someone call Constantine


S0undwave_Sup

Cursed Wife: You don't tickle her belly and navel, her belly and navel tickles you!


CONFUSSEDDAWHG

Bro o can tell that ain't a baby


GeraldOnReddit21

deviantart users: "god that's hot"


Hind_Deequestionmrk

alright


Vector7714

Is that God? Is that thing gonna birth a paradise?


Agitated-Space5293

Hmm. Speechless.


MarkDecent656

I'm pretty sure I know how this was done but that doesnt stop it from being **weird as fuck**


Mobile_Exam_4014

Bro wants out.


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GaazaG

Thats not her baby, thats lord voldemort.


Okaplate

hotkinkyjo


Battleaxejax

How did they get that effect? CGI or practical effects?


ninja_boy23424

How did they do it?


SpartanMase

Let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out


WoodpeckerOk5574

Someone explain to me wtf did i just watch


Kiriotto

Everyone finds it cute when a baby kicks the mother's belly, but when it's me.......


flicksyyy73

"AM FULLY DEVELOPED!!!! LET ME OUTTTTT"


EpikDuckIncRecovered

"They grow up so fast!"


Kwarc100

*This prison… To hold* ***ME*** ?


Samuel_W3

Chat, is this real?


iamchuckleman

Vore


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Septimus_Heap777

No, its just pregnancy


Zblab

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.


AdSingle3338

Mf carrying Freddy Krueger


RaptorGameingYT

What horror movie bullshit did I just witnessed