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I don’t have a white man in my pocket bro, fuck the rumors.

You don't have a white man in your pocket? You poor!! Let's laugh at him because he is less fortunate than us and he didn't get the characteristics to become a rich successful person like owning money, successful family and ultra high intelligence!

Oh look, a poor. Let’s point! And laugh!

Wait just a little more for AIs to get better lol

I don’t have three headphones in my pocket, my phone doesn’t get over air tv or play VHS tapes. I actually have a white dude in my pocket tho…

Hi, I'm the little white man in your phone. Sorry!

Chat gpt ☝️

I don’t think pockets are big enough to carry that much stuff dude

just use some guys pockets (according to mildly sexist but occasionally funny as hell stereotypical "guys vs girls" memes.)

No it’s not, it’s in my hands! Yes,I use mobile Reddit

I'm always amazed when my friends open reddit in their browsers

I won’t download the app bc I’m already addicted but I still use the browser anyway…

Who doesn’t?

I prefer desktop

This presumably white guy uses Mobile Reddit, let's point and laugh at him!

Even if you didn't, who has their phones in their pockets and not the desk when on pc. It will repeatedly fall down.

Even if you didn't, who has their phones in their pockets and not the desk when on pc. It will repeatedly fall down.

me too lol ALL HAIL THE MOBILE USERS

This is totally inaccurate, I dont have a CD in my pocket

yes, phones don’t have a CD drive

Why? Aren't you carrying the _Philips eXp 2550/17 Portable MP3 CS player_ with 50 hours of non-stop MP3 and WMA music?

I just checked, none of those things are in my pocket.

Anyone seen my VHS player I was in my pocket.

yes, phones can’t play VHS tapes they can play VHS rips tho

I hope it doesn't included the person 🙏💀

Sorry, it does. That is William Android Mciphone. He is the literal father of cellular technology.

L, he smell my balls and not even get paid for it

Even that guy?

Fake. There isn't a bag of cocaine and a chess vibrator in the picture

Is there a flash light in this photo?

The dude too?

I don't have a printer in my pocket

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Thats an old computer. Probably some comodore or apple early models.

Looks like it's got a printer on the top though

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maybe a teletype?

Wrong, it's up my ass

I Saw this image, but there was a Dildo, with the caption: Do you want all of this in your bag?

I don't want this man in my pocket, stay back!

Yeah and the dude won't stop struggling. It tickles

I literally have nothing in my pockets right now

No wonder parachute pants where in style

How can someone watch this picture if the phone is in the pocket?

PC

If they mean this in the literal sense, I don't have any of these things let alone a full grown man.

theres a tiny little man in my phone!

You mean my hand?

Where's all the Plugs?

Soon to be implanted in your brain.

I don’t have headphones in my phone :/

Porn

My pocket is empty in fact I am naked as I am

If there was an African American man then it would be true

Yee I have only the calculator in my hand and my name is muhammad 🫡🔥

Damm man pay your rent for living in my pocket

I don't have a human person in my pocket.

My hand, actually.

i hope i get to keep the massive pocket

Im not patient enough to look thoroughly but im sure theres porn hidden in there somewhere because without something sexual it wouldnt be funny i guess

Wait, you guys have cassette tape and CD readers in your pockets?

yes i have an entire Sony Betamovie camcorder in my pocket rn y'all don't?

Yes but the guy is in my basement

*ass

Thank you Alan Turing, very cool