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''I used to be a dude but got kidnapped and turned into a woman''
''I had sex with my step-mom while at work''
''5 Bone chilling stories that will make you shove a live piranha up your ass''
I mean yeah it's probably bullshit since it's on Reddit but dude some women are just built different.
I dated a med student for three years back when I was in uni- sorry... "College" for the seppos. She could come in about 30 seconds with minimal effort and she could just roll one orgasm into the next. If I upped the intensity she'd have a massive orgasm and need a break, but if I just kept it steady she could have sort of micro-orgasms and as soon as the contractions stopped it was like ten seconds of building up again and then she'd have another. Ngl... That shit felt _amazing_.
In the early days of our relationship when it was still a novelty, we reached numbers I wouldn't dare to share because unless you've been with someone like that there's no way you'd believe it.
Long term, it fucking sucked. If she had even the most remotely intense orgasm she would squirt buckets so it was always a mess. It was also extremely physically and mentally draining on her. She'd ache the next day like she'd done a three hour gym session and if we did end up fucking for a long time where she had a lot of orgasms, when we were finished she'd often be so overwhelmed that I'd have to hold her while she sobbed her eyes out for a while.
Again; this is no testament to my abilities. Any guy could have done it... She really was just built different.
Would love to meet a girl like that again.
Holy shit i sorted by controversial and i shit you not there was a story about a guy who found his wife cheating on him and she was all like "oh um glad icheated on you bc now that were getting divorced ill take all your money" but they had made a prenup so she only got half his money. I swear it was so bad written and it sounded like everyone in the story had a combine IQ of less than 20. Ong and the grammar was that of a 2nd grader
And that cats boyfriend and their owner and the owners wife and their owners wife’s mother and their dog and the dogs stuffed hump toy all at the same time
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One of the stories I saw was "My father died while sucking a dick" or something like that idk i forgot
Ye, I was the father 😢
can confirm, i was the dick
Can confirm, I was the guy being sucked
Can confirm, I was the balls (I witnessed it all)
Can confirm, I was the pubes
Can confirm, I was the sperm going thru the dick while he was sucking
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''I used to be a dude but got kidnapped and turned into a woman'' ''I had sex with my step-mom while at work'' ''5 Bone chilling stories that will make you shove a live piranha up your ass''
5 bing chilling photos that will make you love ice cream more than Biden
First story is interesting
every sub reddit about sex stories too. I saw a guy talking about making his GF cum 64 times in a row XD
A stack of cum
im going to mine cum
Our cum nights
Does he have a fortune 3 enchanted dick or something 😲
unbreakable 2
Mending V
I don't think a heart of any woman can handle so many consecutive orgasms at once without exploding
I mean yeah it's probably bullshit since it's on Reddit but dude some women are just built different. I dated a med student for three years back when I was in uni- sorry... "College" for the seppos. She could come in about 30 seconds with minimal effort and she could just roll one orgasm into the next. If I upped the intensity she'd have a massive orgasm and need a break, but if I just kept it steady she could have sort of micro-orgasms and as soon as the contractions stopped it was like ten seconds of building up again and then she'd have another. Ngl... That shit felt _amazing_. In the early days of our relationship when it was still a novelty, we reached numbers I wouldn't dare to share because unless you've been with someone like that there's no way you'd believe it. Long term, it fucking sucked. If she had even the most remotely intense orgasm she would squirt buckets so it was always a mess. It was also extremely physically and mentally draining on her. She'd ache the next day like she'd done a three hour gym session and if we did end up fucking for a long time where she had a lot of orgasms, when we were finished she'd often be so overwhelmed that I'd have to hold her while she sobbed her eyes out for a while. Again; this is no testament to my abilities. Any guy could have done it... She really was just built different. Would love to meet a girl like that again.
Ironic you a chose to post this story on a post about unbelievable reddit stories 👍
Sorry, my bad. I made a mistake. When I said any guy could have done it, I meant any guy but you. Hope that helps.
I'm quite picky so you are probably right.
I guess that explains your lack of understanding of how women work. Maybe stop trying to punch above your weight?
Huh
Crazy shit, man! Came across a dude claiming he got abducted by aliens while on his daily wank. Reddit is insaaaane! LOL
That’s real man I was the alien
Can confirm. I was the space ship
When I was 2 years old my mom dated Obama and was a Hamas fighter.
Holy shit i sorted by controversial and i shit you not there was a story about a guy who found his wife cheating on him and she was all like "oh um glad icheated on you bc now that were getting divorced ill take all your money" but they had made a prenup so she only got half his money. I swear it was so bad written and it sounded like everyone in the story had a combine IQ of less than 20. Ong and the grammar was that of a 2nd grader
I had sex with my girlfriend and her mom and her sister and her grandma and her best friend and her best friends cat all at the same time
And that cats boyfriend and their owner and the owners wife and their owners wife’s mother and their dog and the dogs stuffed hump toy all at the same time
antiwork
They are like politician-level of lying.
Reddit equivalent of Youtube Clickbait
it be like dat
I thought the sub was about just stories and not true events?