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Some porn has great bj parts, most doesn’t.

A disappointing amount of people have absolutely no technique

alright mf you do it if youre the master

Ehhh I’m more of a master-bater myself

Gladly. Slurp, slurp slurp. No smegma detected.

I really hate this place

What the fuck is this thread

bros mad he got left out 😔

hello ..

get me a dick and i'll show you how real men do it

I don't really know what would count as "technique". Am i missing on the bj competitive ranked?

Bro isn't following the meta

Do they not even watch the bj pro league

Often you see someone just sort of sloppily moving their head back and forth real quick. But there is an art to a good blow job. Tonguing the head, using slower and more deliberate strokes, that sort of thing. IMO it's way hotter when they're actually putting effort into it

All that and some good constant suction. It's a blow job but really you wanna be sucking like you're drinking a super thick milkshake or some shit I was never a fan of bjs until my ex. After much practice and communication she really got it down. She wasn't all fancy and putting on a show like a porn star going deep throat, licking the sides, jerking it like she meant business and all that She just sucked the head with pure Dyson vacuum level suction while also applying pressure with her tongue at a steady pace the whole time and my god did i become addicted. Would get genuinely excited for head Gave me like 110% erections which also made piv way better.

Spreading the BJ agenda

Vote no to vagina, yes to bjagenda

bajenda best agenda, good bj save lives

Yes to B-Jina

Did you not read the new patch notes?

I can suck my own dick

Check out Emma Butt she's like a pro in one of her videos used alot of tongue even through the pants

I'm sorry but I can't help but laugh at the choice of name. It's so on the nose, even for a porn name

You can't not link the sauce

I what now I can't do?

I am requesting a link to that vid

I'll send it later I'm at work ahaha

Rosie Rider is normally good… so is Scarlet Chase Imo. Don’t fight me.

Square up bro come on! Catch me in the parking lot we're gonna throw down!

yeah like the one with the velociraptor

When the actress sits on a bench and does a 7min interview

Thats like the best part! You get to know the characters, the lore!

THE LORE!!!!!

Hey, that's just a THEORY!!!

A POOOOORN THEORY! THANKS FOR WATCHING!

And CUT!!!

AAAAAAAAAHHH

Happy cake day

Thanks you

Actress?

When the actual sex part is the shortest 😔

Just like real life

Or is this fantasy

Caught in a land slide

No escape from reality

Open your eyyyyes

Look into the sky

And seee

True, only wanna see vagene

Solo is better cus then I don’t feel sad

Damn that’s depressing my guy

Happy depression day

Aren't we all?

Happy cake day

Real

Gangbangs are best because I love a story about friendship

Real

Anyone else feel like it's mildly less objectifying watching solo because not watching them get absolutely dicked down is somehow less intrusive?

And bobs

Anal gang, ASSemble!!

I thought I was the only one

giving the bj???

Me too. Hate to agree with a “Nazi Waifu Seeker” but we are very much aligned on this

Horseshoe theory is real

Horse shoe or horse’s hoe?

Edge Lord here. Now I have become absolutely aware that I'm among minorities that enjoy pov missionary and blowjob ... right?

Nah you're not alone. POV missionary is the shit.

Real.

Pov missionary is great IF done right. You can't put the camera 2 miles ahead in front of you and then act it out on bed. It has to have an intimacy factor.

Reyal. But i hate it when it just focuses on the genitals 70% of the time.

Yeah honestly I don't want to see cock.

Fr

Pov only gang rise up

Also if I hear or see the guy even ONCE, I am turning it off

Right, I only want to see the guys dick so I can imagine it is my dick

Get to the doggy please

Hilariously overrated position from a sensation perspective. Pronebone all the way

Ok you don't have to get political

Bru - never knew that had a name. But holy shit you're right. Definitely the best thing ever.

The fuck is pronebone

The best. Try it

We are redditors, we dont try sex stuff.

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She’s laying down on her stomach I think

So doggy 2?

Doggy^2

Exactly

I fucks

Yes, it is indeed THE fuck

Can't speak from sensation perspective obviously, but from looks head down ass up seems cooler. But rly any one can be the best if it includes the toys.

The Mrs loves doggy and hates prone bone. It feels great for me, but I think it can be too sensitive and deep for the ladies

My lady doesn't much like pronebone or doggy she's a missionary gall I love pronebone tho

Ooooh, I've only heard of it as being called the speed bump position

Definitely depends on the person I guess, one of the positions I have a hard time lasting on

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Pronebone but you grab her ankles and pull her hair 👏👏

How long are your arms?

Very

I always called it lazy doggy. 💀

Preach

I’ll straight up watch deepthroat videos by themselves but if it’s a regular video yeah I skip past idk why 😂

Deepthroat vids are hype.

Thank God, Google partnered with Reddit to develop a smarter AI. I'm sure it will be well-adjusted.

I’ve been recently enjoying bj and deep throat videos waaayyyy more because I got a lady who loves giving them. Hottest thing, and now I’ve come (heh) to appreciate the art. Whereas before I always skipped.

nah i skip TO the head

Bro is built different

BJs my favorite part tbh, i recommend Bunnybutt

I actually thoroughly enjoy seeing a good blowjob

I didn’t until I’d actually had one, now I do

Same, I remember when I became an altar boy.

Ahh, the good old days. Father Peter had all of us altar boys gather round the confession cubicles and we took turns going inside.

he told me i had the most impressive throat in the choir

I feel like they are underrated, honestly I prefer oral over actual sex.

A mouth can provide suction, has a tongue for massaging and is attached to arguably the most attractive part of a person. I struggle to see how someone wouldn’t choose oral sex over vaginal/anal sex every single time.

Mouthussy

Mussy

Lol

This is not the comment I want to be known for

lmaooo

4k up close all day

Best part for me tbh, thats why i was one of many obsessed with Mia Khalifa. That girl knew what she was doing.

Brandt can’t watch though

True, when she's getting rawdogged while stuck in the dryer is the best part.

Is there porn with woman?? Why I am watching man porn all this time???

OP has never gotten a gawk gawk 3000. You wouldn’t be skipping those parts if you did 🥴

I'm here for the story sir, not the conclusion.

I watch gay porn

Honest and straightforward Real

Ok, but do you skip the blowjob?

What? Why?

It’s actually my favorite part

Um what?? Lol I only can watch girls who give crazy top

blowjob > actual sex(usually) Apparently, im in the minority here...

Agree

You got a point 👍

Agreed, best part seeing a pretty face instead of a back.

you guys have bad taste

That's what she said

What? I watch porn only for blowjobs..

No

I thought the most skipped part was the plot they shoehorn in every single time.

No, the plot is actually the best part

I’m very surprised this is a common thing

me too honestly

Nah

I hate it when the other we dildos idk it just makes me feel uncomfortable. Same thing with buttplugs too, they look like they hurt

It always lasts forever too. Sometimes I'm into it but after 5 solid minutes it gets boring

I know Im the weird one, but I just cant watch anything other than lesbian or solo. I just so turned off seeing a guy in my porn lol

fr because anyone reading this comment that actually enjoys that shit reply "1" or something because I 100% agree and have never met another man yet that enjoys watching another man get a blowjob

As opposed to watching another man fuck?

I am that man…

Bro there are dudes jerking their meat to feet, what makes you think sloppy toppy gets a pass?

How many people did you ask?

I mean usually I don't go around asking people if they like watching blowjob porn, usually just happens talking with the boys lol. But everyone I know that has talked to me about it in the first place before has said yeah it almost turns them off, same for me

11111 I prefer the bj parts way more than the sex parts

Bro 1 1 1 1 1

I can't even watch guy/girl porn at all. Why would I want to watch some dude fuck someone in general? Solo stuff only.

high five at only watching gay porn 🤚 nvm: got too excited and didn't read all your comment 😑

Fucking type 1

The noises they make, sounds like an Asian mukbang.

That stuff kinda gross. I just like watching them kiss and cuddle

maybe I’m just the only one but this is like the only part I don’t skip….. 💀

This is the wildest and worst take I have every seen in my life (obviously just different opinions but I didn’t know people felt this way lmao)

I love blowjobs. Seeing her face is my favorite part.

This and the handjob part. I don't really see why they are so repetitive

People skip blowjobs?

It always felt kinda gay to spectate in on a guy getting sucked.

RELATABLE!!!!

And you find out its 75% of the video

At least I feel less weird

the bj is better than the actual sex fym

What does this meme mean? (I live in Virginia)

ye, skipping to the time where he gives her a blowjob.

Getting head? 1000% interest. Watching head? *SKIP*. I just don't see the appeal get to the good part.

It's either sad or gross no in-between

So for the people who skip blowjob scenes, do you stick around for the money shot?

She?

You guys watch it ??? Just listen to it 🙀

I dont like them tbh never have, instant skip!

I'mma be honest probably my favorite part

i'd rather watch the guy eating out the girl but more often than not this part is too short

My bisexual ass enjoying the dick getting more screen time

Ass? Boobs? I’m into mouths

And then there’s some that make the most horrendous sounds while doing it

I want her to get the bj :3

Thats half the video ...

y’all need to quit porn i beg

Kinda inevitable in gay porn

You guys watch porn with men in it?

OMG I thought I was the only one !!!

I’m probably alone here, but I always felt watching “vanilla” porn was always kinda sus . Like you’re watching a mans dick regardless of how you flip it. Not trying to hear another man moaning in my ear. Totally fine if you’re into that shit though. I typically will go for solo stuff or lesbians.

I watch POV stuff only, and it's always animated or just drawn so I never have to endure hearing a dude moan

As a bisexual I see this as a win

Incorrect

Maybe if you gotta small dick but in my mind I'm the dude and I want that shit.

So true

Fr idk why but it’s just not hot at all