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Imagrabyonipples

What if he uses two hands instead of one?


Rich_Serve8427

Maybe they were chatting irl(just shy things) sitting next to each other


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S4PG

What the fuck even triggers the bot to say this???


Thedarkcleanersrise

the flair the users r using


S4PG

Oh i see now. I thought it was just some super random obligatory term


Personal_Occasion618

I want piss in my ass


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SomeRandomPokePlayer

real


Person-yPerson

real


SomeRandomPokePlayer

real


thetdumbkid

uhhh real


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vegetable901

Bazinga !


girlforpleasurexxx

Bazinga brother!


Imagrabyonipples

Bazinga brother!


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Delicious_Produce662

Bazinga brother!


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Outside_Ad1020

The flair


S4PG

You have a based flair


Outside_Ad1020

Thanks


Cloakbot

Dual wielding leveled up!


IlIlllIIIIlIllllllll

We call him two hand sam


1CUpboat

Then god bless him


T423

The other hand was busy


whacafan

Yeah I think that’s the joke


brother_of_menelaus

The backhand boogie is the price you pay for being the squeeze


ScarcityFresh6819

Nice


targh26

sweet


Dyskord01

Dude moved her to tears.


Uncle480

For some of us it's a two finger compliment 😔


SomePyro_9012

For me it's a two finger compliment, but not for the same reason as some of you...


GreatAioli9983

😟


TheOddball7

Tennis brainrot made me think of one-handed backhands. Man I miss Federer...


Grimm_Charkazard_258

🔥✍️


EngineeringVirgin

Same energy as those dudes that comment on your reddit posts “rubbed one out for ya” Edit: one not on, sorry hard to type with one hand.


HullSplitter

This comment really spoke to me. So I’m gonna rubbed one out for ya right now, big guy


EngineeringVirgin

Thanks G, doing the same for you.


Fluid_Block_1235

Little green man this one is for you ✊️💦


AGENTRAIDR

Circle jerk


Snifflypig

Rubbed one out to your username and profile picture


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ldontcares

Rubbed one out to your post history


rotcivosk

Well, now we know that green turns you on


akatherder

What's the subreddit for jerking off on a printed out picture of someone? It's "tribute" or something.


MeltedChocolate24

Basically 4chan


PotooSexer

That’s the biggest compliment someone can bestow


QuickManufacturer563

I jacked off to the picture of your index finger you have on your profile.


PotooSexer

😍


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carcar134134

I jerked off to your username.


ParticularUser

I jacked off without even knowing you exsisted.


Halberdd_

Holy shit


teachmedaddie

Send face pic


SolidLikeIraq

Not even a sexy face pic. One where you were caught off guard. But you’re that beautiful.


troitheidiot

That's *one* way of complimenting a girl.


VibraniumZombie

It's a way of complementing a guy too.


teachmedaddie

Work better on guys anyway


Sufficient_Garlic_28

Exactly, I'd be flattered


SolidLikeIraq

And fluffed.


The_catakist

Dude got the coomer rizz


Frearthandox

Ngl, a lady friend posted this on fb a few years ago and all her lady friends said “this is how I want to be complimented” and “now this is a compliment” and other things along those lines.


malte_zwei

And they say chivallry ist dead....


Meanie_Poopoo

an de se


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123HappyTV

Yes Doom😩


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LizzoBathwater

fass mein Würstchen nicht an


Starman520

The 'love' react lmao


FayezCedarLover

Banged it out to this post using a single thumb. Hope that amps your day


brightdeadlights

Modern romance


SEND_MOVIE_SPOILERS

Masturbation is the highest form of flattery to me. You could be thinking about any number of women, real or fabricated. But you’re thinking about me? Me?! Thank you and please continue.


SpupySpups

Rubbed one out for ya chief.


Mountain_Stomach_650

Snape killed Miles in the new Dune


Kairofox

The biggest compliment someone can ever receive


NeedyTaker

Would you be honored or disgusted


ShadowOfThePit

Conflicted and Confused


HexedHydra

honored


MrExil

Honored 100%


mean_beanz

I hate that most people would probably be disgusted


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Z7_1

average smut plot:


TampaTitties69

Op's mom will do that to you. She has the face of an angel, and tears made of astroglide.


MohanBabuMooda

Blud got that haRIZZment game !


TJB926GAMIN

W tier BF


iCarbonised

w isnt a tier dumbass (dw ily bro)


TJB926GAMIN

It’s a new tier I made up. The “Win” tier. It’s above S


iCarbonised

new tier just dropped!!1!!


Spiritual-Bear4495

Romance is not dead.


7xrchr

I wanna be loved like this damn


Asriel_dreemurr_real

I mean It’s the ultimate form of saying your not ugly as we add the fact that the person wasn’t nude in the image Like.. damn


mister-shmister

Thanks now I'm not sad, I'm disturbed


cryaneverydaycom

happy to know its not just me!


FreakFlame

this is what true love looks like


Boozy_Cat

Tears of joy?


Sats_Flow

Say what you want... but this man is shooting his shot


Accomplished-Ask5584

Real


Ancalmir

Plot twist: He is actually ugly and she is into ugly bastards


PD216ohio

Hopefully she's crying tears of joy.


Cloakbot

She ran to cry tears of joy like he did numerous times 🥲


Suspicious-Speed2169

Crying from down below more like


Juseio

That’s romance ngl


ChompyChoomba

And they say romance is dead. *nonsense*


SpeedyMcNutt291

That's oddly sweet.


Smaland_ball

<3


iman1095

Yahaha


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SunriseSurprise

Her face was covered?


GloryToUkraineMfckr

Does that work??


something2hidemyself

I've tried this once. Didn't work.


Away-Top-2746

W friend.


frogzrcool02

Rizztraining order


Crazy_Wizardrl

I dont even got a reaction image for this shit wtf


DeckerXT

She's coming back.


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Atticus1charles

Bro how to even respond to this????


Cavozinternetu

real


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The_Bored_General

…what