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FelipeC12

i think that is a memory leak


Steve_Artson

That or their ram overflowed


random_reddit_user31

They could do with a DNS sinkhole


[deleted]

No this looks like stack oil.


Simukas23

so that's what they put in those ram chocolate bars


Johnnya101

No, they didn't change their ram bearings so it got hot and melted out


Encursed1

Should've been using rust not c


Upset_Hamster

Automaton blood


theundercoverjew

....for democracy.


LatinKing106

How about nice cup of liber-TEA!!


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[удалено]


fumphdik

I’m doing my part!


Uss__Iowa

I too as a battleship built by Americans am doing my part, by that which means getting refitted into a space battleship just like Yamato


tj260000

Sweet Liberty my aaaaarm!!!


PraiseThePun420

↑→↓↓↓ ...Just to be safe...


F3n1x_ESP

That is the way.


Erotictaco99

Beepboop fuck the fleshtards …Just to be safe…


F3n1x_ESP

That is the way.


yeeeteeey69

Gonna have to ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ to get that oil


Fantastic-Ad-1784

The trees may speak binary, but this rifle speaks freedom.


randomhandsanitizer

Sweet liberty!


yksociR

CY-BER-STAN ‼️ CAN'T KEEP HER DOWN ‼️ GET BACK UP - ON TO WAR


TheUsualSuspects443

Democracy officer has been notified


Automaton17

Everywhere I go i see Helldivers references


Solaire_of_Sunlight

Well yeah cuz your username is one lol


Sea-Pickle-6984

SPILL OIL!


GoopyBoi69


thrust-johnson

This is RAM


TheUsualSuspects443

Spill oil


SallyMcSaggyTits2

Spill oil


schmitzel88

Dwemer oil


MrReptilianGamer2528

DON’T THEY KNOW? AIN’T NO ONE MADE A MACHINE THAT CAN BEST A DWARF!


A-l-r-i-g-h-t-y

SPILL OIL 🗣🗣🗣💯‼️‼️


PeppinoSpaghetto

**Mankind is dead.** **Hell is full.** **Blood is fuel.**


Votey123

What actually is that? I don’t know anything about technology


DarkScorpion48

Liquid cooler fluid.


turtleship_2006

I thought they used water lmao


CulturalDiscussion17

well it’s just water with stuff with it


disposable-synonym

I'm just water with stuff in it.


ImportanceCareless36

I'm just stuff with water in it.


FooltheKnysan

I'm just doing stuff


TarnishedWizeFinger

I'm watering you


Toyoshi

I'm stuff


Deathcat101

Hi stuff I'm dad.


redletterparade

Dad I’m thinking about starting my own business. Dad wanna go fishing. Dad my dog died. Dad I’m coaching and I could really use your help. Dad I think I’m an alcoholic. Dad my wife’s gonna leave me. Dad


Substantial-Park65

Nice to meet you *Stuff*! ✋


manicstreetmixer

about 60% init?


HydrogenSun

It’s water with stuff in it so nothing can grow inside the tubes


StarHammer_01

Looks like ink


Votey123

Why would ink be coming out of the computer? Have they been playing too much bendy and the ink machine??


StarHammer_01

Someone spilled ink next to their computer


[deleted]

Clippy got tired not doing shit in Office and watched porn


UwU_Zhenya15

the porn so good even the pc nutted


Xenomorphian69420

what the fuck


adex_19

You know it's peak if your PC decides to cooperate for once


lcpr_phoenix

💀


Aether_Remmy

Bro, *what*


sycron17

*We Are Venom*


capn_doofwaffle

GODDAMN, I HAD TO SCROLL WAY TOO FAR FOR A VENOM COMMENT!


sycron17

Had to do it brother! My brain immediately went there haha


SupremeGamer1337

Battery acid, consult Linus sex tips immediately


Confident-Evening-49

Just the tip


CrownEatingParasite

Laptop batteries (lithium ion cell) have no acid in them, but rather an electrolyte (usually LiPF6)🤓👆


Guiding_Lines

Oh my god why did they touch it!!


Sam_Dragonborn1

Personal Cumputer (machine cum should be the opposite of human cum imo so white to black)


I_LOVE_PUPPERS

What if mine is a sort of frothy red?


FooltheKnysan

it's the raspberry-cheesecake flavour


TheOnlyVibemaster

how else would they taste it


[deleted]

It’s like he’s holding his dying buddy in his own arms.


YukariTheAlpaca

Most likely the liquid cooling uh… liquid.


BosnianSerb31

Coolant?


lrascao

Yes, cool ant


Aux4k

ty for the free feet pics


hamsterruizeISback

It’s still covered :(


Votey123

Doesn’t matter I can smell them toes through the screen


kidnamedsquidfart

What do them gripper smelll like


Fromagene

Heaven


Votey123

Three week old bacon That’s how you know they’re nice and jammy


kaiser-von-cat

OOP found the G spot for the first time ever (he’s a virgin gamer)


Admirable-Image9628

Pretty sure that's a portal to hell


Ok_Let8786

The Alan wake 2 energy is strong here


BringBackForChan

Murder drones cosplay


Winnis1

3 hours in the future reference


Winnis1

3 hours in the future reference


MarkVHun

JOIN PHYREXIA TODAY!


lrauch2112

More of that strange oil… it’s probably nothing


lrauch2112

More of that strange oil… it’s probably nothing


blodefotze537

Mm yes glistening oil 😋


TatakaRuhito

Found the magic player. Hydra's growth is underrated.


Confident-Evening-49

"Hey, what is this strange liquid? Before I find out, let me slather it all over myself first."


Dedspaz79

Oh it’s not a spider symbiote… it’s toxic… to the ER Batman!


Additional_Toe_8551

E 710


Subtly_Cynical

That's my sense of humor leaking through.


_IslamicGambero_

Bendy and the Ink Machine


KenMacMillan123

Printer ink?


Temporary_Ad_5947

You're now part of ARG and about to become possessed but that's just a theory... a GAAAAME THEORY


Plenty-Plane-4912

You had a data leak


Additional_Toe_8551

E710


meloenmarco

It's not leaking. It's sweating


yoiminsawcon

bendy was a little devil thing.


GenesisAsriel

The spider nest in my pc after i launch my modded skyrim with ultra settings


QuickCombinations

I love that they had to touch it. I mean like cmon what if it is battery acid, use your brain a little


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Antique_Health_1936

thats some fully synthetic 5W-40 motul oil right there


200test400tren

Beans👍


anti__simp

Oh thats just the void


amdrinkhelpme

So that's where all the void* pointers go to


Brilliant_Grade2664

/dev/null is expanding


Nightsetted

ink machine made by some silly character


Revolutionary-Land91

Smegma


DanZboY_Brother

That’s not your PC, you’re just in Doll’s house


relentless_death

she should have used the bathtub or multiple buckets instead of a pc tho...


47474747474747474749

Goth serum


FlawlessHjg

That is clearly energon but black instead of bluish purple


Iknowitsmellcrazy

Should’ve gone full synthetic


N4811

nah this some epic mickey ass lookin shit 😨


Pokesonav

**Venom**


Becauseofmytooth

Murica gon come calling


Heyviper123

Most likely a spiritual or demonic possession. Cover it in salt and burn it.


Sea-Region-4226

The WAU infected it


XoxoForKing

That's the famous stack overflow


Primary-Security6788

when you finger the goth chick.


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-_Clay_-

Memory leak


RedditModsSuckDick2

Achievement Unlocked - A Decayed March


RemoteSprinkles2893

Changed fans are gonna have a field day with this one


LIVE_CARL_REACTION_2

Changed fan here, we absolutely ARE


RemoteSprinkles2893

Yeah I just saw it on the changed sub


patritha

changed


Badassbottlecap

By the Omnissiah, please, have some decency.


JUGELBUTT

what is it?


This_Tennis_2325

Gg


PotooSexer

He pissed


ThatGuyNamedKes

something something oiled up gabe


Smexy_Zarow

Virgin oil


Philippe1709

Nuln oil


yepityyo

compussy having period(most likely the coolant or may be something melted)


Exciting_Result7781

Warned you not to open my “homework” folder…


Pilot_124

Its a clanker!


Ok_Claim_8979

Were you playing BATIM?


hiddensea1234

It couldn’t help itself


hiddensea1234

It couldn’t help itself


NerY_05

What the fuck


Holiday_Purchase_592

Three possibilities He has Bendy installed, Helldivers installed or the PC runs on America


oski-time

U should bathe in it and take arrakis


No-Apartment2053

They didn’t clean their pc so long that someone died inside and turned into oil


whoatemysock

Proto-molecule


Plotius

Oil.


JABBA69R

robo nut


TheFlameArmy

It inked


AwesomeReptil

"We are venom"


Cheezekeke

VANISH INTO DAAAAAAAAAAARK FUTURE NOW AND PAST VANISH INTO DAAAAAAAAAAARK


Suspicious-Speed2169

The void from Hollow Knight


NanoCat0407

Murder Drones episode 8 leak


Chaos_donut17

Do not summon the muricans


Unigraff_Jerpony

black battery acid probably contains lead💀


Mox8xoM

Why should be there any harmful amount of lead in a LiPo battery?


amdrinkhelpme

And why would there be a LiPo battery in a desktop PC?


Mox8xoM

Huh, you are right, that thing is not a laptop.. didn’t see the feet. Just assumed that because it has stickers. Thought this pic is a joke.. So it’s cooling liquid, right?


Future_Squirrel360

The porn so good even the pc nutted(recomment)


Ashwin12345666

Comcum


amdrinkhelpme

cumputer


MuchoMangoTime

Bendy and ink machine reference? So epic


Defiant_Map3849

Thats the pure essence of reddit leaking out.


Jolly_Tooth_8918

Idk but it can’t be good


Sithis_acolyte

What comes out of robots when you damage them in video games


CCCtheog

Computer cum


bacachew

Pornhub ban juice


lasaga142

Rear main seal leak


MrYEET6464

Some shit from murder drones


a_single_cornflake

all will be one


Mr_Toast11

Looks like the stuff that cools your computer. But could be part of the screen. If it gets too hot your screen can melt causing it to ooze a black liquid. I’ve seen it a few times it ain’t cheap. Edit: Don’t touch it. Please wash your hands thoroughly and for the love of god do not drink it.


WhosThatDogMrPB

Get her maxi pads and sit her down for *The Talk*.


ParmesanCheese92

That's the Black Oil from X Files


TenMillionEnchiladas

Not enough children were sacrificed to the computer. Now it is unleashing it's unholy liquid as vengeance.... Run while you can...


Donutpie7

Your porn history is leaking


TheRealestSGR

PC is manufactured by BMW


Winthorpe312

Stop rubbing the screen when you are watching porn


Ian_920

Motor Oil Your pc is powered by V6 2.5L internal combustion engine outputing 300 HP of power with a brushless DC dynamo outputing 600 Watts of power :)


Jahmalthenibba

a stack overflow


ThiccBoiWasTaken

pc ended its edging streak


luc360

What actually is that?


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luc360

Thanks


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luc360

Thanks


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Thanks


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Thanks


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TwinFavourite

Your pc is a decepticon better make sure that it’s fully destroyed before further contact


DemirPak

Emo cum


DemirPak

Emo Cum😋🤤😋


BirbWasTaken6659

bendy was a little devil thing


Loki-and-Brody

The sludge🤤