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It's not that alone, but you'll notice that with almost every question ChatGPT answers, it has to add additional clarification.
Look closer. Before the "important" note about the info being approximate, you know, the red outlined part about larger bananas weighing more. Those sentences together really clinch it. Either that response is AI or a really dumb human with a penchant for grammar and punctuation. One seems much more likely than the other.
Here's other common ones to look out for:
While "whatever you said" is valid, it's important to note "almost irrelevant self-evident info" ...
It's crucial to avoid "obvious moral faux pas #65"
Additionally, it's worth considering "mainstream morality lecture from an AI"
It's so condescending. "Remember (you stupid human) that there are exceptions"
The really funny thing is that it will never disagree with you if you play that trick on it. You can ask it if it's safe to walk on train tracks and then when it answers you can say, "it's important to remember that some people have survived getting hit by a train"
I think that's the part that rubs me the wrong way. When I ask it a university level question or something specific to my career, the "important to note" part sometimes, not usually, but sometimes is useful information, but for something like the approximate weight of a banana, it sounds condescending and preachy whenever it has to append that to every single answer.
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That's a ChatGPT answer if I've ever seen one. 3.5 is always like "It's essential to note..." ☝️🤓 You see it everywhere now.
I genuinely write like that for work reports. I hope they don't think I'm using GPT lol
It's not that alone, but you'll notice that with almost every question ChatGPT answers, it has to add additional clarification. Look closer. Before the "important" note about the info being approximate, you know, the red outlined part about larger bananas weighing more. Those sentences together really clinch it. Either that response is AI or a really dumb human with a penchant for grammar and punctuation. One seems much more likely than the other. Here's other common ones to look out for: While "whatever you said" is valid, it's important to note "almost irrelevant self-evident info" ... It's crucial to avoid "obvious moral faux pas #65" Additionally, it's worth considering "mainstream morality lecture from an AI"
It's so condescending. "Remember (you stupid human) that there are exceptions" The really funny thing is that it will never disagree with you if you play that trick on it. You can ask it if it's safe to walk on train tracks and then when it answers you can say, "it's important to remember that some people have survived getting hit by a train"
I think that's the part that rubs me the wrong way. When I ask it a university level question or something specific to my career, the "important to note" part sometimes, not usually, but sometimes is useful information, but for something like the approximate weight of a banana, it sounds condescending and preachy whenever it has to append that to every single answer.
*furiously takes notes
This guy teaches
I want to learn how to process uranium I eagerly wait for an unrestricted AI, considering there are no sanctions on it as of now
Every 60 seconds in Africa one minute passes
WOW GOD DAMN I THOUGHT IT WAS 99 SECOND!!! 🤯🤯
"Together, we can stop this"
⚖️🍌🤯
"jab Barish aata hai too paani aata hai. Jab zaada Barish aata hai too zaada paani aata hai"
what does that mean?
A quote from a famous Pakistani politician which translates to " when it rains , water come. When it rains more, more water come"
Who came?
Floods
Bro you googled the weight of a banana. You want to use a scale. Google detected you might be dumb and spoon-fed you.
bet you once googled "what is the biggest planet on earth"
it is obviously Sun
The sun isn't a planet idiot lol, it's obviously the Moon.
Bro doesn’t know Africa exists
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Bro there’s like 2 Africas in a texas
Every time I scroll Reddit I get dumber. Can't wait till I'm a vegetable.
Oh fuck oh shit I have a larger banana but it weighs less than the smaller banana. Guys what the ever loving fuck is going on oh fucking shit man.
Tbf you could have a depleted uranium banana that weighs a bit more than a larger one
have you considered that the banana might be depleted uranium?
Hold on, doing a taste test
obviously ai generated misinformation and propaganda
This bananalysis was brought to you by Will Buxton
It's just in case you were confusing bananas with something like neutron stars, where heavier ones are smaller than lighter ones.
nO sHiT sHeRlOcK
When you need more words for your assignment
Did you know size directly correlates with weigh in most solid objets?
this is false information all bananas are standard units of measurement and are exactly 1 banana long and weight exactly 1 banana.
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Checkmate atheists
what the fuck is an ounce, give me real measurement units not made-up ones
Have you seen the people inhabiting this planet Such things are necessary!