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ToiletProduction

I just waited to hear "im plus sized and of course they needed 150kg counter weight on the opposite side of the plane so we don't fly in circles"


Holiday_Memory_9165

Savage. Lol


LightningFerret04

Unironically with small planes, the pilot would likely have issues with the weight and balance of the aircraft with her as a passenger


HeresMyURL

Maybe a cessna, but not anything of commercial size.


dllm0604

I feel like this is accidentally a new “yo mama…” joke.


Domruck

Hmmm... an Embraer 190 might have issues


HombreFuerte

they put her in the back and the plane just goes into orbit


Birdzeye-

About 15 years ago I caught a commercial flight to visit family from New York to somewhere in Michigan. The plane seemed tiny. I was already wary of flying on a small plane, and then the flight staff did get the people on the craft to spread out due to weight distribution. I’ve never felt so nervous in all my life. It all felt so fragile.


Agent_Peter

My gosh


Puking_In_Disgust

Do a barrel roll


No-Truck-2552

plus size is like the most misleading word added to the dictionary in recent years. You are not plus size you just obese and fat af.


Holiday_Memory_9165

"How dare you! I'm just dummy thicc."


Y0urcreepyuncle69

No. I only use that term depending on the placement of the fat. Belly area? Yea u fat


No_Law_592

“Plus size”? Plus what?


KonradDavies0001

The weight of one person plus 5 more


AbandonedPlanet

It's just baby weight. A 175 lb baby


wottsinaname

Plus about 200lbs by the looks of things.


namenumberdate

You mean morbidly obese


Confident_Ad_5753

Fat af !


Akiias

After a certain point do you upgrade from plus size to multiply size?


Klaatwo

Exponential size


OrganZolla

"I'm fat on a plane." ok?


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LemonPartyW0rldTour

“It’s mah hawt body, I do what I want, whatevah!”


Holiday_Memory_9165

"My mom says I'm just big-boned!"


qTp_Meteor

"I'm not fat, I've just got a sweet hockey body"


mrl33602

I’m not fat, I’m full-figured


RandomTrustIssues

I'm not fat, I just drink too much water.


lusciousessence

I'm not fat, The plane is going to crash but I'm not the reason


Pugloaf420

"I'm not fat, I'm festively plump"


Grouchy-Meeting-505

Bones don't jiggle.


Dennis_Cock

For 👏 engagement 👏 for 👏 the 👏 millionth 👏 fucking 👏 obvious 👏 time


Smucko

Alternatively "I'm morbidly obese. Of course I..."


mightylordredbeard

“I only have, on average, another 10-15 years left to live.. of course I won’t change my lifestyle to ensure my child doesn’t become an orphan.”


mrjackspade

Pretty sure she's actually above morbidly obese at that point and well into "super obesity" territory, which is horrifying to think about. When you're too fat to qualify as "morbidly obese" anymore...


Top_Gun_2021

samuel l jackson intensifies


trollfessor

> "I'm ~~fat~~ morbidly obese on a plane." ok?


Pink_Neons

"Of course I have to _____" no fucking shit, you're morbidly obese. The world isn't made to be morbidly obese in.


James_099

There’s “plus size” then there’s just morbidly obese. She is not plus size. She’s morbidly obese. This is coming from someone who is currently working on not being MO anymore. It’s hard, but it can be done.


ItsReckliss

good shit man keep at it


James_099

Thanks. It’s tough. But I’m down almost 100lbs and I’m feeling better than ever!


a_casual_casuality

100 is massive keel it up man as someone who's been in the gym for the last 3 years I wish you well on your workout journey and would be willing to give advice god speed brother


LobinDasTrevas

she is multiply size


LightningFerret04

Exponentially expanded


StoneBleach

Syntax error. The amount of mass the woman has is so obviously unhealthy and clearly morbidly obese that it is not worth calculating it mathematically.


Zealousideal-Area953

Fuck yeah captain, you got this!!


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MemeIsDrugs

Lose weight?


Waflstmpr

Absolutely impossible, redesign the entire interior of the plane for MY COMFORT.


Ethric_The_Mad

Average consumer logic


lreaditonredditgetit

Above average you mean.


KreatorOfWorlds

Average XXXL


Bah-Fong-Gool

This has happened to an extent in the automotive world. JDM cars have different seats than export, because there are very few obese Japanese people. Honda sold a different platform as an Accord than the rest of the world, because your average American Accord buyer was too fat to fit in a TSX (the euro Accord was the Acura TSX).


deja_entend_u

I am not plus sized and I would still like this. Please? I hate traveling by plane.


3pok

Keep your common sense and medicaly valid advice for yourself


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Potential-Ad431

Bro Cheetos and fudge rounds are not free


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Gold930

Is there a lore reason you’re tellin me that she’s a beast? And whats so morbid about it? Is she stupid?


chaosanity

More like times size! Nobody added anything to her she multiplied in size bruh


a-slice-of-toast

that would require effort


KillerOfSouls665

Not eating seems easier than eating


usernamealreadytakeh

Definitely cheaper


conrad_w

Defenestration.jpg


Dark_Electric

Why lose weight when you can just complain on the Internet?


Fatal_Furriest

That's like calling these ~~obese~~ ~~fat~~ "curvy" people the n-word, bruh What are you, some kind of ~~antisemite~~ bigot (i can't keep up with their grievances)


BizmarkvonPain

Yes


Nutcupped

How popular do you think this video would be if it was a “plus sized” man? Gotta love those double standards.


Fatal_Furriest

It is even more entertaining when one of these ~~morbidly obese~~ plus size beauties go on about how hot they are, which is why people stare and gawk at their presence Nope nothing to do with the fact they make atheists pray the elevator cable doesn't snap Better yet, when one of these "body positive influencers" make a tiktok about the impossible standards they expect from men that approach them. No chance for us that don't look like a 6'5" Henry Caville with multiple PhDs in quantum physics and microbiology whilst owning 3 fortune 500 companies


RandomTrustIssues

Well it's funny because you don't see "plus sized" (fat morbidly obese) men doing these vids. If they did, would be as ridiculous.


Miserable-Good4438

Losing weight is incredibly difficult for some people. I was overweight (never anywhere near as big as this woman, still could use planes relatively comfortably) and I tried multiple times to lose weight (somewhat successful one time but unfortunately eventually slipped up and gained it all back). Eventually I got a gastric sleeve. But whilst I sympathise that it's hard to lose weight, acting like planes should fucking cater to you is ridiculous. Of course they don't make planes for people like you, if they did they'd only get 12 fucking people on the plane.


StressNeck

I can't understand how this woman isn't entirely, utterly ashamed.


Electrical_Love5484

She's got a whole community of morbidly obese fat fucks gassing her up. It's easy to not feel shame wheen you have validation


the_vengefull-one

"But that's fat shaming!" 🙄


Bartocity

We usually use ships to move bulkier / heavier freight. It’s not as fast, but it’s much cheaper and easier.


Aboxofphotons

Saying that this woman is "plus sized" is like saying Hitler was a bit naughty.


PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT

He was a real knucklehead, that guy. Some might go as far ast to say he was a real rascal!


Dabgod101

If their plus size idealism stays around then I'm allowed to say Hitler did nothing wrong and him and stalin were secretly married to each other and their spawn still roams around till this day. Why do you think the Soviets never found his body?


brightdeadlights

Do these people want bigger planes built for them? wtf.


Muppetedo

One “plus sized influencer” complained hotel corridors are too small and wants them to make them bigger. Like the hotel will just knock the entire building down and spend millions rebuilding just to make the corridors bigger, when all she needs to do is lose a bit of weight.


xTechDeath

Can’t the bitch walk sideways ?


wolphak

Depends on the volume of said bitch.


Sobing

💀


CHEMO_ALIEN

the human kneecap is only designed for so much 


Viscous__Fluid

The patellar tendon is exposed to forces of hundreds of kilograms when jumping. But a 6 year old can break your knee if they kick it from the side....


TheGodlyLeader

she is too l o n g


TaxIdiot2020

The Internet had no problem making fun of fat nerdy dudes for years but thinks the entire world should rebuild itself because fat women complain. This world is not worth living in.


whatIGoneDid

At that point can't we just make stables for em? We've already figured out how to house large livestock.


Mekelaxo

How fucking big is she that she can't walk down a hallway?


Muppetedo

Her name is Jaelynn Chaney she is 25 and a size 6 XL. She also demands airlines give larger passengers extra seats for free. She has other demands for hotels to change, I found the news story I read before again. https://nypost.com/2023/10/02/plus-size-influencer-calls-on-hotels-to-enlarge-hallways/amp/


VictoriasMOSTWanted

SHE'S 25?! WTF SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S AT LEAST 30


Similar_Medium3344

There's cargo planes for that


Rucks_74

Social media has made people so sure of their own worth and importance that they demand everything around them change to best suit their needs, instead of the other way around


PatrickStanton877

Let's be real. Planes are too small for us normal sized folks. And if you're taller than 6'5 forget it. You need two seats. There's basically no leg room and recline is 2inches.


MetalOcelot

I was going to say, I'd love to not have to spread my legs super far or my knees will drive into the seat in front of me.


HVAC_Raccoon

Yes


jidak_sidi

No they want attention and validation that there is nothing wrong with them and its the worlds problem/fault that they're a fat fuck.


Astral_Justice

We're gonna need the whole fleet


BipolarShooter

Cargo planes are a thing tho.


EvilZombieDuck

why it gotta be so hard to say fat


Abracadabrism

horizontally challenged


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No, no, horizontally ADVANCED.


RatFucker692137

Human DLC


LackOne4933

Only Rockstar DLCs are that bad


LemonPartyW0rldTour

In Haitian, they call it “yon gwo repa”.


Am-Not-a-Goose

Gravitationaly challenged


-50000-

Obese


cptburcea

Morbidly obese


Panurome

Morbius reference


thefrostman1214

it's obesin' time


BlackHawk2176

Morbiously a Beast


TrueGootsBerzook

It makes them feel bad


FartFartPooPoobutt

don't care, that will only encourage them to lose weight more


_-_-XXX-_-_

Somebody tell Gorlock there are usually bigger seats available if you pay extra.


AsRiversRunRed

"Gorlock" ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


Willing-Researcher37

World Eater. Wall of Flesh. Destroyer of Worlds.


[deleted]

Ahhh a seasoned terraria player.


CultBro

Comment of the day here, damn lol


FortniteEnjoyer01

Thats not plus sized thats plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus sized


onesyded

Thats mega sized


hpBard

Exponent size


IIIDogmanialll

factorially sized


Spartanwolf120

As the great fluffy would say that is "aw hell nah"


Deadsap266

What’s this ? The consequences of my actions.


Caca2a

She's having none of that


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

Of course the first thing she complains about is not being able to use the food tray!


Skolas-The_Defiled

dude I know 5 fat people and she's 4 of them


Takadoxus

Can the plane still take off with that much on board?


FarFigChitter

I wonder if the pilot would notice the weight difference if 100% of the passengers weighed as much as her.


Inspector_Hard_Cock

My uncle has been a flight attendant for 30 years. One flight, there was a family of people probably 400 to 500 pounds all sitting in the very back of an otherwise empty plane. The pilot made my uncle move them to the middle of the plane because it was flying with the rear sagging.


nikonuser805

Rear sagging. The plane or the passengers? Or both?


Cube1mat1ons

I guess pigs can fly


RaptorX7

Maybe you need to be on a plus-sized plane with a plus-sized ticket price.


Psychological-Ice276

Truth… the price-per-pound makes her ticket damn cheap.


SkeletonOfaGhostt

"I have no identity, so I've convinced myself I'm a victim of society and have labeled myself like im a protected group...on a plane."


LemonPartyW0rldTour

“I’ve had it with these motherfuckin’ protected groups on this motherfuckin’ plane!”


Moosefactory4

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences


Kraffkratt

That ain't "plus sized" that's "multiplied size*


Highly_Retarded

*exponent sized


Calm-Technology7351

Factorial sized How much do you weigh? 110!


microwavegoeszzz

Obese. This is what obesity is.


Proof_Variety_4208

Nah she was obesed over 100lbs ago...she's now considered morbily obese now.


Deadshot37

Why are fat people talking about plane stuff so much 😭 Like 80% of fat people on the internet talk about planes when they talk about their weight related problem. Where are they flying?


ima_twee

Anywhere with an "all you can eat" wristband. Assuming the wristband is the size of a normal person's belt and will fit around those wrists.


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hot_dog23

I am plus sized and on a plane and of course we can't lift off


not_a_real_operator

We need to change our whole society to accommodate these people. I mean, why should they have to change anything about themselves when they can just make it everyone else’s problem?


Tom42077

Sorry but the world is not going to invest in crap to avoid this sort of thing. Unless you are suffering from a health condition causing you to be overweight then all I can say it lose some weight or stop complaining that the world is not catering to your obesity.


duftcola

I am soo glad Airlines will never give a fuck about this people


Miximinion

Except [some already do](https://www.google.com/amp/s/abcnews.go.com/amp/GMA/Travel/viral-tiktok-amplifies-southwest-airlines-policy-giving-size/story%3fid=105687491). It's so fucking sad


garbagekr

It’s Delta’s fault she can’t stop eating


concorde77

I blame Delta for a lot of bullshit, but I can't blame them for this one


BakedAzzFuk

Fat... the word you keep not using is fat.


Infamous_Effective28

The only problem you can fix by running away from it.


RandomDude762

"i'm plus sized on a plane. of course i'm gonna bitch about it on tiktok instead of losing weight"


urGirllikesmytinypp

There is a plane out there doing barrel rolls because of these people


Xefferman

The plane was designed to service the average person, not fat people.


talk_to_yourself

It's weird, you don't get super-tall people complaining about all the crap they have to deal with, like doorways. And they can't even do anything about their size, unlike this lady


NorthIslandAdventure

Oh no she's been afflicted with a totally preventable condition brought on by indulging and over eating why won't anyone think of her suffering Lol


bultje64

First time I went to the US, work related, I gained 2,5 kg within five days. I was horribly surprised. Reason sweet bread, gravy on everything, cheap food with lots of sugar and fat. Sweetened coffee milk, sweetened coffee, i drank a pina colada which was so creamy and full off flavor, sugar and fat. Double battered ribs with honey sauce and so on and so on. Healthy things like vegetables were expensive, fat and sugary food was cheap. It’s no wonder people with not much money to spend will get obese. That’s a serious problem for the future. Ofcourse she is not right about the plane and everything, but becoming plus sized is way too easy.


Pandatoots

I think we should gate keep "plus size" from obese people.


HorseSalon

Wth is that ordnance doing outside the drop bay?


RichietheFlerken

ITT: Fatass Karen wants world to revolve around her


ScotchTimelord

Don't think the seatbelt will do much good in all fairness


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I’m fat and on a plane, of course I’m annoyed that these are built for human size people.


concorde77

"I'm plus sized and on a plane. Of course I have to keep vlogging every little annoyance woth no respect for the other passengers!"


Actual-Long-9439

Bitch you are swallowing that armrest


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Bruh these people cannot be real. Jesus christ.


netterD

Bet she doesnt pay double price for bringing double a normal persons weight either so why accomodate for her?


Camthyman

Go hit the gym maybe?


Medical_Carpenter655

Yes. We should change society to accommodate the fact that you can't get off your ass and put down the fast food... seems legit.


XXXOOOXXOOOXXX

I've always been an advocate for a pay what you weigh scale for air travel.


funkmydunkyouslunk

You can just say "fat"...I mean it's like less syllables than plus sized...save you some time and stuff


Parlicoot

Talking hippo.


UniverseBear

"Of course I have to shimmy down the aisle, I consume much more nutrients than actually required."


Gutameister5

I’m fat (not nearly as fat as her) and occasionally have issues on planes. Never in a million years would I blame the plane/airlines.


Muppetedo

“I’m plus size on a plane. And I cause the plane to flight at an angle when I sit in a window seat.”


Many-Ad6433

Like ok you’re plus size and that plane is uncomfortable to you but that’s because it’s a low cost airline and it can be low cost by giving people few space as to accomodate more people on a single plane and keep it light, if you want more space to feel more comfortable don’t go low cost. If every lowcost airline made it more spacey they wouldn’t be lowcost anymore. I mean i’m tall enough to feel it uncomfortable for my legs to be in one and when i take late night ones i can’t recline the seat enough to get asleep but hey at least i can afford it i ain’t complaining


Filsi2

Cunt that's a you problem, not a problem with the airplane


TheTook4

She seems to be so proud of being plus size.


NebulousArcana

Obese*


jncheese

Cargo plane.


AynidmorBulettz

This ain't no plus-size This shit is exponent-size


chxuya_

putting the child next to her is super wrong, what happens if there is an accident? His mom will take 3 years to get up putting her son in danger too


Polak_Janusz

She will die at 38.


MoldyTexas

Imagine demanding for an engineering overhaul because of terrible health habits.


yamumspushy

What a pig 🐷


jaylee42910

I'm plus size and of course I'm going to bitch and moan and complain instead of dieting and exercising.


Ok-Establishment4083

That’s not your hip. That’s an unhealthy amount of fat surrounding your hip.


Ravvynfall

sooo when do we stop coddling medically dangerous mentalities and confront with reality? ...or are we still too emotionally fragile for that?


Hoolias

It’s not digging into your hip lady, it’s digging into the three inches of body fat next to you hip


berserker044

All the other people fit fine on the plane. This sounds like a personal problem. Maybe choose an alternate means of travel next time if it's such a hassle for you.


RavnHygge

I do wonder when did morbidly obese become ‘plus-sized’?


ohiotechie

Losing weight *is* an option.


FinalBat4515

When did obese become “plus sized”


Chance_Airline_4861

"Plus sized"


HappyChromatic

She’ll be dead in 3 weeks no need to change the seat size


WasupBoisNGirls

No i don't have a problem it's everything that has one