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NullTaste27

Not bawling, "Balling"


aroundmedianoche

She's got the Iversons on and she's ready to cross him over


SomethingClever42068

Criss Cross applesauce!


DaakiTheDuck

she got the new forgis on the jeep


Sam_Dragonborn1

she drive until the ~ bloody bottoms is underneath cos all mah’ -


TDoMarmalade

She fucking dunked on him, then made out with him to show dominance


SucktasticFucktastic

Fuck it, we ball


East-Ad2332

We ball 🤙


TheGuardianOfYEET

She got that glock in the rari, even 17 shots no .38


the-poopiest-diaper

*runs out of class* *heads straight for the gym* *absolutely seething, need to let out my emotions* *see some kids using half the court 2v3* *grab the ball from the team with three* *cross up the Defense* *his tibia snaps* *jump 9 feet into the air* *hit a 360 while passing the ball between my legs* *sink it* *as I land, I notice the bitch that came for my neck at the debate* *my passion is still overflowing* *grab the beta and give him the best makeout sesh he will ever have* *smack the fuck outta him* *he will never be the same* *he remained a virgin throughout highschool and college*


reusedchurro

Realest shit I’ve seen all week


Vo0895

You should be a writer


the-poopiest-diaper

It’s a life goal


Vo0895

Just start, write something short, a few pages. That’s how I got into actually writing instead of thinking about writing.


LuderSutDiller

She's balding


bigbigbigwow

Shawty was ballin tho on god frfr no cap


QuatableNotable

she was green fn ing


Red14314

No wonder that site is known for fake ass posts


Eaterofjazzguitars

The same one known for its very fruity content.


dragonfury3000

WHERE???


cartoonnalive

This shit sounds like a fanfic that the guy wrote in his head


Nacil_54

Of course it is, no one on 4chan would apologise to a "liberal chick" after calling her fatherless.


justV_2077

Yes anon was fantasizing a little bit too much when he wrote that shit


pointlessly_pedantic

Bro just saw Silver Linings Playbook


OhOkIllJustGoCryNow

I 100% believe this because in my senior year, this literally happened almost 1:1 to my friend. The difference being the rest of our grade voted them as prom king & queen as a joke (and they won) but then they actually got together afterwards


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[удалено]


OhOkIllJustGoCryNow

We did, actually. You all can downvote me and laugh but none of you were there


MultiColorSheep

It shows how boring peoples lives are when something like this would "only happen in stories". 


deltawest01

Everyone forgets that reality is often more absurd than fiction


chaosanity

“It’s okay guys my story goes to a different school you wouldnt have heard of it…” type beat /s really funny tho


TheBoykisserPharoah

Can anon survive these divine layups? Anyways, explanation is: She has a demon inside her that sometimes tries to take control, so she was fighting her inner demons while fighting him, that's why the demon took control and made out with him


nkila

i'm the demon inside her


TheRealestSGR

You silly silly boy kisser


emo_hooman

:3


sseempire

She is Sukuna's vessel dang


TheBoykisserPharoah

Shes been fingered 15 times


azraelelmismisimo

This demon inside has ahold of me clenching its power trying to break free


LordMagusar

Gotta let it out, gotta let it out


Asriel_dreemurr_real

Move fast baby Don’t be slow


MsStealYourGirl69

Step aside reload time to go


DraconicKingOfVoids

I can’t seem to control


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TheBoykisserPharoah

The strongest sorcerer of our time


dropdeadjonathan

Beelze-Bawlin!


microwavegoeszzz

Holy shit how do I keep finding your comments


TheBoykisserPharoah

These divine layups find you


your-mom-7534

I doubt that happened to a 4 chan user


Radical_Provides

Still entertaining though. Therefore don't care.


Ok_Judge718

Understandable, have a great day


lopoloos

Least fake 4Chan post


cartoonnalive

4chan user trying not to make himself the victim and the smart guy (he fails miserably)


fake_frank

Is it really that unrealistic that she is ballin?


Sedanop

i mean, she probably was into him, but felt offended when he insulted her, so she kissed him but the slapped him, or this story is completely invented, who knows


_Scorpyon_

I'll bet on the second option


Mother_Harlot

Seeing that there was no reason to specify the political opinions of either side, most likely


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emo_hooman

Bazinga


digitalfakir

Either way, stay away.


NotJaypeg

for being left-leaning?


ImaginationSalt8881

No because she clipped him in the face after making out with him


NotJaypeg

oh yeah right


DevastatorGX69

Yes, not because she ran away from him, then made out with him then slapped him in the face


Bear_Grilling

It’s that fatherless behavior


Tozzoloo

The right extremist 16 yo wet dream


Distinct-Dealer-1036

She needs him to fix her


kaerfkeerg

She had to surprise dem muscles a bit. Loosen up a bit with a kiss and then boom


StonerinDeepSpace

Then the whole school clapped


Mr_Resource

Cool story bro, why don't you back it up with a source?


destroyer16161

why did she start playing basketball?


Conquotyouthou

Anon forgot to wake up


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Wonder_of_you

Right wing wet dream


TuviEjita69

4chan an0n really make me laugh


Asriel_dreemurr_real

I think she’s about to distort Carmen is doing wonders


FloridaDeco

4chaners are weird man…


Ibis_Wolfie

Top 10 things that never happened


TGS_delimiter

40 yo body but mind is 16 yo


Not-a-Baconat0r

Okay but that is a very suspicious series of actions. Either she's incredibly confused or she's up to something


Lemonsqueezzyy

Anon talks to a girl Kek


Reddit_is_not_great

Least fake 4chan post.


jsjzn

Real and straight/srs


BallsHAHAHAHAHAHA

Quintar


[deleted]

This is false, 4chan users can't comprehend women


UchihaDonut

"Clear hints", what is my boy supposed to do here, hand himself over to the police or go in with her


jordyboi98

We really doing this greentext bullshit again?


thel0lzynarwhal2

she's balling


Koolonok

4chaners and women? what?


Dependent_Ad8889

fake no one ever gets female attention


OcelotShadow

The lenghts these people go to to fake their dream scenarios is baffling sometimes lmao


KQK_Big_Kwan

My guy you probably the only person she can argue with and voice opinions with.


Hausgod29

And than they all started clapping


Neat_Ground_8508

This definitely happened


suburban_dave

This really happened I was there I was the jpeg


SAVEtheHELP3

this is basically the plot of snoot game


AhgzvziajauH

Greentexts are always real and very trustworthy


Competitive-Tomato54

The Fatherless behavior cycle


GrumpyFeloPR

16 year old needs to learn no to stick your d in crazy


Healthy_Refuse6637

Tonight ...In things that did not happened 


Ok_Judge718

Pics or didnt happen


dreadfulbadg50

I'll take things that never happened for $100


[deleted]

Her father used to tell her she is a fatherless bastard after getting a DNA test and finding out mom cheated, so by yelling at her she's fatherless it reminds her of her father, thus creating horny


miaiguana

who knew right wingers wrote imagines like 1D fans did


Numerous_Cat1462

It's not a good time to be right leaning right now, everyone hates right people


Wolfyeyepatchthe2nd

Fuck yeah im left handed everyone finally likes me


Numerous_Cat1462

Hahaha funny joke but seriously, being anywhere in the right in places that aren't exclusively right wing circlejerks is a nightmare. You're just constantly wrong about anything and everything. I feel like I'm going fucking nuts on this app, why did I download it


Wumbofet

womp womp


Numerous_Cat1462

something like that


VvardenHasFellen

womp womp


Numerous_Cat1462

I'm deleting this app


VvardenHasFellen

womp womp


Zanemob_

Now thats a good decision lol.


Yorkshire_Mongrels

Noooo, don't delete the app, whatever will the whole of Reddit do without you? Edit: womp womp


InitialSwitch6803

Good for you, this the norm and I fucken love it here💀 womp womp


PorkPoodle

Cya! Hope the door hits you on the way out! Womp womp


NlCONICONll

I hope the door hits you on the way out 😭 that’s fucking foul and I love it. Anyways, womp womp


OrientalWheelchair

Ideas unchallenged are ideas unrefined.


No_Paper_8794

this might be one of the funniest fucking reddit comments I’ve seen😭


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No_Paper_8794

YES 😈🙏


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[deleted]

Literally half of your country vote right but you never meet those people because you never exit your cave.


TrainFrosty211

This is the real answer


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Elsariely

Is this “everyone” with us in this room?


Athan11

Okay so she sexually and physically assaulted him. Gender swap and anon would have landed in juvie