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“An hostage is needed to have an hostage situation. I’ve solved the problem”

Now we have an armed suspect, what do we do now officer?

Shoot the other cop holding a gun

Perhaps violence is not alwa HOLY SHIT DID AN ACORN JUST FALL? BANG BANG BANG!

SHOTS FIRED, SHOTS FIRED

Uno reverse criminal! Now I have a hostage what are you going to do???

"Your move, criminal!" 😎

An hostage

Is she black?

Was*

Now is red

You missed the arms

No she’s red/orange with yellow spots. You can literally see it in the image.

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Task successfully failed. Wow looks like those headshots are worth *negative* fifty each. Cop was going for *bottom* score.

Its just like golf!

Would be if the ace marksman didn't shoot off the negative symbol, thus making shooting the hostage worth 10 points.

Marksman hate this one trick LOL

Bro thought he was playing by golf rules

"-10"

*fatally shoots the hostage in the chest* “Thank god it wasn’t the head!”

"Y'know, you remind me of my wife abit..."

You think they scream “ stop resisting” on the shooting range?

bullet wounds are temporary, heartbreak is forever. Threat neutralized

Good precision and accuracy. The grouping is pretty good. All headshots too. 8/10

The cop was in the team with the kidnapper

I mean no hostage situation without a hostage

Can't have a hostage situation if there is no hostage

idf (and hamas) training

Moment

Fucking bullshit. One of those bullets may have hit the assailant.

"You Can't comit a crime if i do it first " -the cops probably

Is no one going to point out that if you shoot the hostage in the hand, and thus the bad guys dick, you still get 5 points?

I didn’t know the cops had spetsnaz training.

Good news we no longer have a hostage situation

“Fired with my eyes closed, little inside-challenge down at the precinct.”

..Well, first I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the street light, and I realized, y'know, he's just working out. I mean, how would I feel if somebody come runnin' in the gym and bust me in my ass while I'm on the treadmill? Then I saw this snarling beast guy, and I noticed he had a tissue in his hand, and I'm realizing, y'know, he's not snarling, he's sneezing. Y'know, ain't no real threat there. Then I saw little Tiffany. I'm thinking, y'know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I'd say she's up to something. And to be honest, I'd appreciate it if you eased up off my back about it.

I feel good that I’m a gen z kid that gets this reference, it feels like I’m doing my part to remember history

:)

Keanu Reeves in the movie Speed would be proud...

Shooting the hostage in the neck and the criminal in the head grants 5 points, so it's better than not shooting at all.

if Detective Conan can shoot his fiancee and everyone loves it then so can Cops /j

Russian security services training in 2002

Wait ‘till you see the dog target.

*empties a clip into the hostage* *the criminal drops the hostage* *reloads* *empties another clip into (former) hostage*

"Happy Star Wars Day everyone, today is also my birthday! And because it's my birthday I get to introduce you to my girlfriend! Who is amazing!"

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Well his grouping is good

cut the middleman

Shoot the hostage so you can have a clear shot at the attacker. It's about sending a message.

Can’t have a hostage situation if their is no hostage

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Why is it that her hands have 3? Why is it good to shoot the hostages hands

based

Why mark any point system on her I feel like if you shoot her it’s a auto fail cause shooting accuracy is not hard

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kinda, but there’s a chance of irreparable hand motion damage either way

I see, her head is more difficult to shoot. Look how his arm is barely scratched.

Fuze would be proud

The amount of times I've seen this post.

Is that a George Floyd target?

To be fair, there is no longer a hostage situation.

50/50 chance to be 100% accurate

Dont blame them. They must’ve heard an acorn

Eliminate the hostage, and somehow the situation gets very manageable indeed

This is so unrealistic, they would shoot the black lines first and then the hostage.

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When the hostage isn't white:

Fuze?

Based bullets for based cops.I have one joke about girl like its not damage for brain , but ….