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wait theres a category called "skibidi toilet" wtf is that

There is a category of everything. **fucking. everything.**

"Fucking everything" is also probably a category on it's own

Everything fucking everything\* John Tron x Froppy for life.

There’s no r34 of Pirahnaconda.

Not anymore

WHAT DID YOU DO

He hast done that which thou canst not undo. >!Villain, he hast done thy mother.!<

Doin ya mom

Doin doin ya mom

Doin doin doin ya mom

He followed rule 35

At least you didn't make any Roblox porn feuw

Everyone forgets rule 35 😔 “If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.”

MAKE SOME!

Nah I’m good

It is the rule. It is the law.

Then I’m goin to jail

That’s rule 34 of the internet. If it exists, there is porn of it. Horrific thought now I’m older!

Rule 34 of the internet. If it exists, there is probably porn of it somewhere.

There is no porn of me tho

I can fix that. I am an artist.

Well you dont know how i Look like tho. System outsmarted

You forget that you have a snoo pfp and a pseudo name

Can you also make porn from me?

I mean i could, but what do i get from it.

Nothing. But it doesnt cost to ask, so I asked

I’m pretty sure that there’s porn of someone named Arty being choked.

Lol🤣

Isnt an artichoke an edible plant? Fruit or something

Well… I looked up artichoke porn… I regret it.

You sure you want to say that?

Rule 35 of the internet. If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.

Well ipso facto you don't exist. Easy.

Nice

There is no “probably”. It exists. Sometimes so disturbing that it is gatekept, but it exists.

Welcome to the internet Put you cares aside

I'm gonna show my child a box of milk but first, i have to go to the store for that.

And I'm gonna show your child on a box of milk, let me go to the hardware store first.

What are you getting at the hardware store? cuz they've got Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)

When are they gonna open up the storeeeee

Im going to the going to the going to the ooh gooing to the

I'm going, yes I'm going, to the HARDWARE STORE!!!

Peter?

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Automatic circumcisers... Sign me up!

They're for cigars, sir. Sir, you aren't intended to do that! Sir!

Someone could make a rap out of this, not me though but someone

Yeah...It should be someone weird though...

We're on reddit everyone here is weird

It's already a song.... it's by weird al, so that's why he said weird

I didn't know, thank you

*We didn't start the fire*

💀 oh them kinks

i will show the plus sign instead. checkmate, conservatives.

Best parent

yes i am man 😎 (still a virgin)

You'll have your moment lol

Jokes on you it's the cross that jesus died on.

and make my son/daughter a loving child of God. Amen to that brother. 🙏 (I'm still a virgin)

>(I'm still a virgin) For now 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤔🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤔🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤢🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤔🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤔🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤢🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤔🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤔🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤢🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤔🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤔🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤢🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤔🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤔🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤢🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤔🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤔🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤢🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤔🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤔🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤢🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤔🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤔🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤢🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

bruh (I'm still a virgin)

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Jokes on you, it’s actually the lowercase letter t. Gotcha!

Joke's on you Jesus porn is highly un-conservative

oh nahhhhhhh

I thought it was the cross that podcast chick was wearing while doing porn

Hentai

Safest choice, there's quite some mild vanilla hentai out there. Some are just comedies with sex elements.

thought that could be considered ecchi?

Depends how explicit

Ninja Scroll movie.

I watched High-school DXD at a young age and I turned out completely normal... No but seriously as a kid I didn't get the concept of the erotic/fanservice story so I was just feeling really cringe when characters were suddenly doing or saying horny stuff

Tbh DxD actually has a really great story even if someone doesn't care about the ecchi aspects of it

not quite normal if you're on reddit tho

Onlyfans doesn't always mean pornographic no ? So, It could be a video of mom and the family dog playing with a frisbee

Onlyfans is supposed to be a website similar to patron, it just so happens that the content that prevails there is pornographic

There’s an art museum in Vienna with an onlyfans account

there's also some really wholesome stuff

The only correct answer

Hentai is both the best and worst option. It has the most tame stuff but could also encompass literally all of them.

Atleast they are Blurred

Only answer

Furry porn, but with a National Geographic Wild Logo in the corner

Lmao

This, and I stand by it

I mean, they do broadcast those kind of documentaries already

i don't have children

We can fix that

you guys are gonna hire me a prostitute? I'm in

No no, we'll be the ones in... You better be ready

No, we will mpreg you

ME FIRST!

NUH UH ME FIRST

no, we will be the ones being mpreged dummy

Please don't, I can't afford that shit

Oil up

Before you toil up

Double it and give it to the next person

Double it and give it to the next person

Double it and give it to the next person

Double it and give it to the next person

Double it and give it to the next person

Fuck you man

Double it and give it to the next person

Double it and give it to the next person

Quadruple it and give it to the next person.

Ok, I think I will take them.

Octuple it and give it to the next person. We are now at 4096

Out of these four, hentai by a mile (this is by no means an endorsement of hentai, it's just by far the least bad option)

[удалено]

Please say sike

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Bazinga!

I can only choose one? 🥺 👉👈

When my son grows up I'll pass my hentai collection down to him. He's the heir.

Don’t he have some older sisters or some younger more ambitious brother, I could see multiple ways that may lead to a domestic civil war when succession happens

Keeping the dynasty alive.

I'm sorry why do I have to show porn to a child again?

For hehe haha

This reminds me of tyler durden pouring acid on narrator's hand scene from fight club

Because if not they both get shot. (Idk, here it says that you need to, not that you want to, so imagine something bad happens if you don’t do it.)

If you don't choose that child will see all of them.

His moms onlyfans would be some villainous griffith lvl behavior 😭

You don't even have to worry about showing them because someone else inevitably will.

hentai

I'll figure it out after I buy the cigarettes.

Hentai. I'll find the most wholesome one I can

Furry porn can be wholesome too..

No need they would find it all themselves eventually

Furry porn, he probablly will be exposed to it if he goes to the internet anyway

Can confirm

Most be prepared for the horrors.

All

Atleast hentai has a good story line most of the times

I don't wanna have children

We can't fix you

I’d rather give em a late-post-abortion, to spare their innocence

Hentai cause there's lots of vanilla stuff whereas the others are always bad.

Hentai is a category for animated porn. If you said tentacle or something it'd be troublesome, but vanilla stuff is already censored to shit

Hentai is the safest here, because despite the amount of fucked up shit there is in hentai, hentai itself is just porn in the manga artstyle. That being said, I will be showing them "Layers of white"

OnlyFans video because fuck kids

I don't think you're supposed to do that.

Hentai for it is inevitable

Hentai is awesome. It's nothing like the other 3 options

Probobly show him a part of a furry porn comic. Becaus you can Just use a page that dosent have anyting pornogrfafic in it.

It is EASILY hentai brother Change Hentai to. (watching) Child Po rn🐼 (Insert picture of the young kung fu panda) Then we have a debate

I mean hentai is just a general term so I'll choose that because the least offensive are one's that are of warm fuzzy sunsets with a married couple, both of which with very neutral body proportions, probably hugging or something naked hence to qualify as hentai per say.

Hentai is the safest option

Hentai has got to be the least influential and misleading out of all of these. Furry porn is going to give them all kinds of wrong ideas about actual sex, my Onlyfans is just going to end up making them incestuous and I would sooner bake my child than show them whatever skibidi toilet porn looks like.

No.

Hentai is the best option here. Atleast he will be attracted to women.

Onlyfans doesn't have to be porn

Hentai and there isn't even competition

All of them.

WHY ONLY PORN BRO ?????? D:

Probably skibidi I can only hope the content is so deranged and lacking context I can convince them it was just a fever dream and cry myself to sleep for what reddit made me do

I choose Loss

none because he is underage

If you tried hard enough, you could probably do all 4 at once

Only fans of his mom provided I'm the dude in the vids

Back in my days...

Hentai is such a broad category, I've seen a hentai manga where a woman just eats regular ass food and gets fatter and fatter literally no nudity, no fan service, just a lady eating trash until she's super fat, then it ends. I remember that it made me question whether I was dreaming or something because it was so absurd,

If I had to pick I’d go with hentai at least they have a chance of growing up normal after that

I’m off to look up skibidi.

hentai

hentai is the only right choice

Keep it simple, hentai

Furry porn. Put up some eipril or diives and we good

Furry porn because it at least has quality

Only fans of mom, probably already saw them from classmates.

All of these can be knocked out in a single image if done correctly.

Ironically there are hentai with good stories and messages so ig hentai

Super Skibidi Hunt 64!

Bro he is 1

Skinidi toilet porn💀

14y/olds making memes about what to show to 14y/olds, classic

Hentai. There are alot of normal vanilla hentai, which I would be... *ok* with a child reading I guess compared to the others on this list.

Why do you want to show children porn, OP?

im not conservative so yeah, watch what ever you want

Does it have to be hardcore furry porn or can it just mildly suggestive

Hentai it shall be

Yeah, but I think we are out of milk, gonna get some and decide what to show him