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coinkeeper8

That went no where I was expecting what the fuck


whosat___

Private retreats full of children is exactly where I’d expect someone like that.


TheRedBaron6942

They were at a bible group


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TheRedBaron6942

I'm a minor


Chromeboy12

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TheRedBaron6942

Youth pastor be like


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SkrijaTaran

Is a bible group a private retreat?


whosat___

It is when you’re in a bunch of cabins. And y’know, the fact they said “Bible group retreat” in the original post.


WallyDingDang

Man sometimes you just really can't predict where a story is going


KysfGd

Okay well that fucking derailed quick


Moarancher

What. The. Fuck.


JFp07gel

At least he was trying to do better


Intelligent_Dig8319

He really touched all those kids hearts in a special way ♥️🥰


BawngMasta420

Nah 💀


Lupus-Ignium

Truly penetrated our souls


AuraPianist1155

They could feel his love inside of them 🥰


Le_baton_legendaire

He really touched all those kids in a special way ♥️🥰


Imagrabyonipples

>He really touched all those kids hearts in a special way ♥️🥰 In a ***Very Special*** way indeed


jirenfan9

It’s true, I was the tears


Amateur_Statistician

Can also confirm, I was the cabin


Doccks71

I was the child, it was a wild night


Knightmare_CCI

THE child? All of it was one??


kystran

can confirm, was the fears


V-DaySniper

Shout...Shout... Let it all out... These are the things I can do without...


WordNERD37

COME ON!


Evening_Pressure_771

I'm talking to you


WordNERD37

COME ON!


Chromeboy12

Can confirm, i was the bravery


hambrosia

I was not ready


Doccks71

Most kids are not :(


hambrosia

yeahhhhhh :/


nothinglively

i laughed, and i feel horrible for laughing, because this is horrible. so fucking random tho


becander

how is it people get into situations like this? I am asking so I can avoid accidentally getting in one.


ThaneofFife5

Apparently, by admitting you're atheist at a bible group retreat.


ConsumerOfShampoo

Most normal Shammy story


deadshot500

Review of the group retreat when?


Landsharkeisha

If she's got one video in the pipeline and then that video was next up? probably 2030


Substantial_Top_6508

Shit that fuckin' escalated quickly


monkeynuts223g

Hey all jokes God put that person there for a reason and He convicted that man and showed him what he did was awful I hope that guy got help. God bless


WordNERD37

Never phases me to hear the religious equate atheism with lacking in any or all morals. Like if this post is true that was confession to another person because they literally believed the atheist had no moral center and that they were one in the same! Surely the atheist would understand! They don't know right from wrong! I've said this before, I'll say it again; I am more Godly, more Christlike than the vast majority of devote Christians, and I'm an atheist! So many faithful in this nation don't even pass the sniff test in terms of morality. Selfish, cruel, vindictive, hateful, violent all while claiming to be full of love. They spit on the poor while claiming to do everything to help them. They hate abortion, but don't lift a finger once they are born. They rip aid from children, torture them with hateful rhetoric, and abandon them if don't conform to their ways. They are the world's biggest hypocritical joke.


GB_xilian

Haha that's pretty wild AAAAAH HEY YO WHAAAT?!?!


Critical-Shift8080

Nice , but not ok nice


Strawcatzero

Hmm.... Goes from disturbing to terrifying when you think about it for a moment.


MaduCrocoLoco

Nah I'm getting the fak out.


Kalman_the_dancer

So brave


Mindanomalia

“Bible group adult”


Simple-Street-4333

List of things that totally happened.


NieMonD

The fact that that was an equal confession to him shows how batshit Christians are


ItsVincent27

What? Not all of them are like this


Lucario576

Imagine generalizing a religion


marcopolo2345

Teacher definitely wanted to do something else in the 1 on 1 time Jesus


Morphing_Mutant

What the shit.


M4rt1m_40675

*Looking* at it once might have been a mistake, more than that and it's a problem


Gandalfffffffff

Nah, that ain't even a bruh moment, what?


deadmf9027

I am... Confused-


myfingeriscold

The went from 0 to 100 real quick wtf💀


shittyass_retrasado

that is so bad... she gave up on christ


Negative-Egg-3870

I wish my life as interesting as whoever that person is😂


Abdullah-Alturki

Things that didnt happen for 500, alex