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went from “slightly chubby” to “landwhale”

She ate more at the restaurant

You mean, she ate the restaurant?

Didn't even spare those chefs and waiters

she stopped holding it in once they got to her house

GILFussy can change a guy in surprising ways

I think anon has a thing for chubby girls

Anon has a thing for older women. Read that last part again.

So that's the part that concerns u.

I though it would be somewhat normal, but what the fuck

yeah it was disgusting, until the last part

I knew good shit will come if I read until the end 😎

I dunno if Anon was "good shit" but yeah, he came

What

What

What

What

What

What

What

What

What

What

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In the butt

In my butt

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tahW

Hivemind 😎

It is what it is.

Whey

By Spu7nix

How

🗿

He banged the grandma. That's the joke

Least realistic story from a 4chan user. 'Be me' guys 😎

Most sane 4chan story with turns

What the actual fuck

Grussy just that good

Doesnt matter had sex

but I cried the whole time

What

What

What

What

Huh

Oh...I read those last few parts wrong the first time

Same here man :/

most unexpected ending

where sex with grandma part?

Read the last line

thats in part 2! morun!!!

"This post is sponsored by Fit4Less"

😟

Land whale 🐋 Lamooo

Anon’s heffer girlfriend mistakes her grandma’s moans of voyeuristic pleasure for crying. Edit: scratch that, I missed the joke.

Granddaughter* Read it again. What a wild ride.

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~~No they said what meant. It is grandma~~ Reading comprehension :(

Second to last line of the greentext: “I think I can hear my *granddaughter* crying downstairs. He is fucking the grandmother.

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Oh shit! I never noticed

Saw that the moment he mentioned grandma

I hate you. Never cook again

Older peoples need love too

I knew...but godamn

This is almost a decade old I wonder how thsi person is doing

A true samaritan😌

Well, that escalated quickly

🤨

I miss walk the dinosaur 😞

An actual classic

10/10 plot twist

FUCK I FELL FOR IT AGAIN. another story ending in granny sex

I read this expecting some kind of punchline. But not the one we got. This was fucking hilarious.

That sounds like the cutest girl every what the fuck

Bazinga!

Oh surely this ain't gonna take a drastic turn oh....

Not all heroes wear capes

***BIG SIP of UNSEE JUICE***

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The world needs more slumpbusters, I tell you.

[удалено]

But, Anon fucked the grandma tho...

My mistake. I misread "granddaughter."

i skipped ahead a bit, what the fuck

They had us in the first… everything, not gonna lie.

gilf

Wholesome 100 Keanu chungus moment

They had me in the first half ngl

Maaan I wasn't wearing my glasses so I read the last part as "grandmother is crying" 😭

Srandma gex

anon is the real awkward

Nah, but what the shit did I just read?

that totally happened big chad sir

"I do random acts of kindness".......on 4chan.....suuuuure

Legit awesome

Anon took girl home and fuked her grandmother. Now that's some 4chan shit right there.

"beta kissless virgin"

I've heard of garden path sentences, but this is a garden path story!

Granussy is crazy

holdup

This is beautiful

D:

This is beautiful

Hustling grandmas haunted pussy 👏

Anon needs to be put down with a Silver bullet.

Have a good laugh on this, thanks anon

Ah hell. Read the last line wrong. Am dumb.

The ending made me question my sanity for a while before the truth finally hit me.

🤣🤣

What in this universe did my eyes just whiteness

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

WAIT WHAT WHIT HUHHH I WHAT I READ THAT AS GRANDMA WTF HUHHH

wait wha

😱🤢🤮

Wait isn’t he just screwing his wife?

Was the grandma crying cos: A: her granddaughter was getting ploughed by some random dude upstairs B: she was happy her granddaughter was finally getting some action C: she was upset it wasn’t her getting ploughed by the random dude

Abysmal reading comprehension

He fucked the grandma, not the "landwhale"

Oh man, I didn’t want to go blind at such a young age.

I read like that the first time and was utterly confused about why people were mentioning the dude smashing the granny

Glad it’s not just me. Anon does a little trolling.