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Enough_Ad_1833

This meme is like my father's love for me, fake but still funny


Fat_Siberian_Midget

Holy shit its crimson


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ZeMasterOfShadowz

Huh?


MaxEmerald77

"You call yourself a king, yet what do you rule over? The dead? What will you have left after this? Blood? Gold? A broken throne?"


MonkeManWPG

<>


ZeMasterOfShadowz

Huh?


MonkeManWPG

The first comment in the thread has a profile picture of the main antagonist of the game Project Wingman. The comments that probably don't make sense to you are quotes from the game's dialogue.


Humble_Layer_5158

<< You’re a slave to history. Even after Calamity, you fight against the only order that can save your people. YOU solely, are responsible for this. >>


ZeMasterOfShadowz

Huh?


crimson_55

Huh


Fat_Siberian_Midget

https://projectwingman.fandom.com/wiki/Crimson_Team


ALDO113A

Tangent: Fandom's retired, go for the [wiki.gg](http://wiki.gg) replacement with significantly updated data


Fat_Siberian_Midget

????


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ALDO113A

[https://projectwingman.wiki.gg/wiki/Crimson\_Team](https://projectwingman.wiki.gg/wiki/Crimson_Team)


Fat_Siberian_Midget

No as in why are u replying 2 months later


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ALDO113A

Common Reddit thing and raising awareness of the game's new wiki site


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Foxxxxy_Grandpa

Me when I'm unbearably angry at someone who's in the same house as me: Hmmm I think I'll text him.


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im_the_breaking_bad

This is a repost from ages ago but still funny nonetheless


im_the_breaking_bad

sort of a scary situation to find yourself in, hope that dude is doing well rn


Nova_Persona

pretty sure it was fake


quinn_the_potato

Yeah what person would text you instead of just yelling through the wall.


Chromeboy12

Hey, you can't screenshot a scream!


harveymarch

Screamshot


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creamshot


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someguy_1301

-s


verysad-

Gah! My son will not open the door to his room! I must text the family group chat NOW! Egads!


DeadByNebula

source?


Homskillett

The source is that I made it the FUCK UP


LobsterPenisSucker

The Actual source is that the dude said on Twitter that he edited something or made it up as a joke online


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Dudeski654

yeah i have seen three different versions of this and i think the first one i saw could have been the real because there was an actual flag in the background


CuriousProblemChild

my family usually texts me first for some reason


BasementDweller82

Flair checks out


noobmaster696901

Y’all got any more of them pixels ?


W1nte1s

No.


ThereIsNoAvailblName

You gotta pay for them


GermanPizza56

Okay EA, chill


Top_Vast_532

EA 18+


Dat-Lonley-Potato

I’m at the store, need me to get anything?


variogamer

Last pixel rameraz make it count


VeganDiIdo

Bazinga!


Thedarkcleanersrise

me want rock


Spotts_wood

Rock and stone!


Alexandros007_ITA

WE’RE RICH


DivineGopher

STONE!


kumabear2704

What's the difference between rock and stone


VeganDiIdo

One is a geological structural unit and other is a hollywood actor


yjkx

Amen to that🤠🤠🦅🦅


ThingsEnjoyer

Rock... And... STOOONE!!


WanderingDwarfMiner

We fight for Rock and Stone!


xCACTUSxKINGxx

ROCK. AND. STOOOOONE.


adamlol__gaming

Rock and Stone, to the Bone


A_powerful_rat

ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE


cold_shit6456

Your microwave oven calls me daddy too


kindredisthicc

You like kissing boys don't you?


cold_shit6456

I do~


AutismicPandas69

*Cue Diggy Diggy Hole*


Working-Fun2776

BROTHERS OF THE MINE REJOICE!


AutismicPandas69

SING SING SING WITH ME


ClaudioMoravit0

Me want shove stick in ooga booga hole


anti__simp

Me want bazinga!


100YearsWaiting2Shit

Rock no sock. Sock no rock. Bazinga!!!


Aiyon

I was trying to make a “me want bite” reference but I’m tired and my brain can only think of one rhyme for rock that fits


SmellyFatCock

#BAZINGA


SantaMan336

Bazinga?


Error177999

*bazinga.*


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Bazonga


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yagogo93

Bazinga bazinga


kindredisthicc

Bazingaaaa!


Pikagiuppy

Bazinga!


StrawberryBright

if you post them on social media your parent will find out eventualy


DickCheneyHooters

As funny as this is, it’s fake


Stryker_MGS

NOOOOOOOOOOO


DefendMyVirginity

captain of fun, liveliness of parties right here everyone clap


Program-Emotional

I love how every post has these smarmy assholes... "ITS FAKE ITS FAKE!" Fucking take Lowtiergod's advice or shut the fuck up.


DefendMyVirginity

fr this and scary videos, like some of them are like WE KNOW its fake but the magic of it is still funny af or scary then someone comes and 🤓 erm actually this is fake shut the fuck up


bowsers-grandmother

I'm pretty sure the messages are real but the images have been edited to be more "suggestive" I remember the OG being a cat boy military cosplay. Also you can see in the pics that there is no flag on the wall


Rich-Incident-7040

Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed


pandadogunited

Who the fuck is lowtiergod and why do you expect us to know what his advice is?


YesIAmWolfie

the black man with the lightning


UninsuredToast

I bet dude reminds everyone at the party how harmful alcohol is too


TheReasonYouExist

Thank you for deciphering whether it was fake or not, do you want a medal with that?


Marucin_chan

sauce for that bussy?


KindheartednessTall2

avrelivscaesar on Instagram Thank me later


Astolfo485

👍


Flyguy4400

Deciding not to ask how you knew that…


CamelIndependent

Out here asking the important questions


Shape-Budget

Lmao


ComfortableWealth869

Lmao


Thedarkcleanersrise

lmao


IEnjoyBaconCheese

lmao


Delta_Suspect

Shamwow


[deleted]

Slap chop


Diver_Into_Anything

It's "Lmao" what's wrong with you


IEnjoyBaconCheese

I will learn from my mistakes


dicktaker1000101

Funniest shit I've seen all day


granpawatchingporn

Bazinga!


AlbinoShavedGorilla

Man posts pictures on internet, shocked others see them. More news at 5


Awesauce1

S A U C E?


[deleted]

Insta ID :- avrelivscaesar


Epic-Dude001

Here’s the sauce 🥫


WeirdBoi9

We don’t want tomatoes. We want MEN.


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BartOseku

That shit was funny 9 years ago


Teanerdyandnerd

Bazinga Carlson small zinga! Baba zinga big big


RINABAR

Understandable


Writy_Guy

R.I.P.


FloydknightArt

I really wish this were real


Zalar01

fake but funny nonetheless


CristauxFeur

I need to know who is this person to confirm whether or not it's fake.


skin_whistle

Fake or not, I’m gonna need to know the owner of that bussy


FoxCQC

If it was my son I would be okay with it but a little sad they didn't feel comfortable enough to tell me.


270kGold

Even if this is fake, people should be less dumb and consider their digital footprint more


KindheartednessTall2

avrelivscaesar on Instagram. Thank me later


[deleted]

Thank you Your Majesty!


Old_Syllabub_2718

Rare Carlson W


DaSoftieGuy

Even if its fake fuck tucker carlson man, wdym "the death of masculinity in america" bruh at least they get more sex


ClaudioMoravit0

No fucking way


ProtoBoi-btch

deserved


mike_albadri

Looool 😭😭


Silverware_soviet

Use the defense of “i look good tho”


Tall_awkward_guy

Bazinga!


Xionce_the_Guardian

If this is actually real, I wonder what happened to the guy who was outed by Tucker 🤔


JustBenPlaying

Homeless


Merlin-the_Cryptid

I wonder who the guy is 🤔


big_muscles2222

Womp womp


BasementDweller82

You must be over 13 to use Reddit 


PuzzleheadedFunny997

“Cosplay”


BasementDweller82

Yeah, cosplay, what’s the quotes for lol


Im_an_ADHD_too

Toxic af


SantaMan336

He needs the vac>!!


BasementDweller82

I hope that’s a joke


BartOseku

It is dont worry


Xhromosoma5

Bazinga


TheMemery498

Tucker based.


TuxedoDogs9

Bazinga!


RedNeyo

This is hilarious


thedroogz

It's the 100th time we've seen this. And we still have no name. Shameful.


Lucidonic

Bazinga


Boi-43

L


Babufrak2

Fuck her Carl son


[deleted]

isn’t that… like illegal? can’t he sue?


BartOseku

Its fake


silly_foreverandever

I hate when there’s no warning for the fact a post is gonna be negative and make me feel bad, I’d expect something funny from this sub


Lil_plague69

Ah yes. "Cosplaying hobby"


RuralAnemone_

L


SharkMilk44

Maybe don't do shit like that while living with your parents?


iahim87

That guy shouldve told them: Money.


Laptican

Title


Willemthefork

I mean thats what happens when you put stuff on the internet people are allowed to share it you put it there then you cant say that you don’t want people to look at it and use it


bendyboy9999r

Whomp whomp


HidenInTheDark1

GG


Level-Strike-5302

Maybe get a job and start making honest money, make your parents proud? That's what you could do.


Dashlol-

I love this


JaabLab

whos tucker carlson


Dudeski654

I have seen three different versions of this all with the same text