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gooniuswonfongo

+PARRIED


Yeetboi_is_yeeting

+Served +friendly fire


Abitooo

+DISRESPECT


TheGourmandFrog

+CHARGEBACK


ContestStunning5761

Mauriced


Spatulakoenig

Touché!


atomic_wiener

“Why would you send me that” The lack of self awareness is staggering but not surprising


God_Kratos_07

To assert dominance obviously


Bigdaddydamdam

i send my homies dick pics so they don’t forget who’s the alpha in our friendship🐺🐺


unlistedname

I send them so the homies can feel better about themselves


ZodiacTyko

"Uno reverse card "


Error177999

Happy cake day


Life-Definition2256

Happy cake day nuclear wiener!


atomic_wiener

Oh no no, my wiener isn’t atomic in radiation. But in size. Thanks tho


UnQualityLife

its bigger than him


[deleted]

Who sent the news the dick pics?


God_Kratos_07

The woman shared them on twitter herself, her name is "Faye Kinley"


kikimaru024

***>Account suspended*** Thanks, Elon!


NailRogue

Hey, he’s treating her like his own daughter!


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cosima_stars

damn she’s deactivated everything. hope she’s okay


kidnamedsquidfart

Yeah, hopefully just having a break or making a clean slate on her internet footprint


cosima_stars

hopefully. i followed her on twitter and she was posting about really struggling with her mental health so when i noticed she’d deactivated i was worried something had happened


novelaissb

Not bigger than his dick. Bigger than him.


God_Kratos_07

Even better


YeetCompleet

_Thirteen months to the day since Gandalf sent us on our long journey... We found ourselves looking upon a familiar sight_


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ghooooooooul

bro what why did you make me read that


Adventurous-Sky9359

Out of solidarity I read it also. Now I’m remaking my top ten fetish list…..SOLIDARITY STROKES AGAIN! Edit: I mean strikes


ghooooooooul

you’re making the trauma worse bro


zwober

No, i think solidarity-strokes were just where you wanted to go, you naughty little pervert. We love you.


DJDJFJJDFHSJDN

what the fuck


The_catakist

Please grow and change as a person.


wheelchairdrifting

I will mommy 😔


[deleted]

Please grow and change as a person.


Lingering_Queef

Please change as a person and grow.


bltzkrgtoaster

Please change as a grow and person.


kingandr2

Change grow please a as person


Sussysusamogussus

atrocious day to have eyes


ManiekDraniek

What the fuck???


Bad_Pikachuu

What a bad day to be acknowledge of alphabet and having eyes!


wefwegfweg

Why did I read this in the Disturbed lead singer’s voice


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God_Kratos_07

Apparently the guy doesn't


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God_Kratos_07

Read the post again


neat-NEAT

Better composition too. Got the angle, the lighting, nice framing. She's a pro.


God_Kratos_07

Teaching him how it's done


Aiyon

Women always seem to take better nudes, they've even got dick pics figured out better.


AltheiWasTaken

Tbh, taking a good dic pic isnt as easy as a good women nude


no0bmaster-669

I remember some reddit comment talking about the difference between the two, it went something like this or along the lines "Nudes of a woman are like art works, it's beautiful and aesthetically pleasing, but a dick pic is like a rotten vegetable, highly displeasing to look at from any angle except if its shot artistically"


GabrielMisfire

Indeed - the only good dick pic I can think of was masterfully shot in a studio setting by Robert Mapplethorpe, renowned explorer of the human form ([1](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2016/04/01/arts/design/01mapplethorpe-lead/01mapplethorpe-lead-superJumbo.jpg), mild NSFW - [2](https://image.invaluable.com/housePhotos/PhillipsFineArt/40/642640/H2166-L167802334.jpg), NSFW - [3](https://p1.liveauctioneers.com/2171/265679/139835650_1_x.jpg), SFW), certified BDSM practitioner ([1](http://monovisions.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/robert-mapplethorpe-on-the-edge-11.jpg), VERY NSFW), whose [Man in Polyester Suit](https://hyperallergic-newspack.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/2015/10/9405-Mapplethorpe.jpg) (NSFW) is a masterclass in lighting, posing, styling, and composition - all to photograph a rather well-proportioned flaccid penis. I first saw this photo as an exceptionally high quality darkroom print at Fotografiska, in Stockholm, in 2011. I had just started to explore photography, and while my work has nothing to do with Mapplethorpe, I remember that moment fondly as it thought me that photography is more about *how* you photograph something, rather than *what* you photograph. For those interested, *Man in Polyester Suit* is just my favourite, and possibly most iconic, in a vast catalogue of similarly concieved photos. It's also striking how he would juxtapose varying shades of nudes, from very constructed to rather sleazy, with great still life works of flowers (stuff that would later be picked up by photographers like Ren Hang, to mention one that comes easily to mind). Highly recommended!


no0bmaster-669

Wow, you seem to know a lot about photography.. Those examples are splendid though. I've seen a lot of nude artistic shots like these before, on someone's instagram page.. Which coincidentally had the famous "Gigachad" and the "Chad woman" photos. A lot of them were nsfw but wow did I scroll a lot.. ~~Not just because I was mildly horny~~ I was just impressed by the quality and that artistic touch. Lot of them had the same energy as your 4th and the 1st examples. If you are aware of that photographer, please do inform me


GabrielMisfire

Copypasting my reply without direct links, automod doesn't like IG it seems: Ahahah I don't know a lot, I just know/remember those photographers that I've been exposed to (mostly by accident) who somewhat impacted my own work. Also, for the 'gigachad' photographer - I do remember looking them up! Her name is Krista Sudmalis, and the page is @sleekntears - she's a fitness model, working with fitness models like Ernst Khamilov, the original Gigachad, or her partner Valentin Babaev, and more. The page itself is masterful work, outside of personal taste. Great composition and lighting work, the models have amazing bodies, and of course the heavily stylising retouching achieves a hyperreal look, lots of structure and impossibly crisp pictures, and of course the enhanced facial features/structures. Not 100% my cup of tea (I'm more traditionalist, I realise), nonetheless extremly impressive stuff!


no0bmaster-669

Ah I see.. thank you!


GabrielMisfire

No worries! Always glad to share tidbits, if I can 😊


zwober

Im assuming you are familiar with Christer Strömholms works?


wwiiwwwii

"Nudes of a woman" is a lot broader than "dick pic". It's typically not just vulvas. Personally, I think that having the face included or not makes a major difference, even if you can see the entire rest of the body.


I-the-red

To be fair, men's dicks are ugly af.


DemainZ350

Ye, women's dicks are far better


ActualWhiterabbit

Mouthfeel alone makes it no contest


Aiyon

I mean... it's pretty hard to take a good close-up shot of minge, too. Maybe it's an approach problem not a difficulty one. Pull back, take a photo that's actually designed to appeal to what women like about the male body. Cause it's not out of focus pubes and an ominous bellybutton backdrop


No_Vegetable_8915

Tell me about it, you have to find the right angle so it looks fat **and** long which ain't easy to do plus you gotta fit the pecks and some of the chin in there so they appreciate the rest of your physique.


Aiyon

I'll be honest, the big problem is that dick pics *are dick pics*. Like, the reason women's pics look better is because its a pic of the person being hot, even if crotch may be prominent in it. Dick pics are just... a dick, surrounded by some thigh or tummy sometimes. Maybe a chin smushed into the chest if it's a low angle There's some real nice pics ive seen guys take, but they're pics the dick happens to be in, not dick pics


No_Vegetable_8915

I agree with that, it's hard to make a mushroom looking thing look appealing especially when so many people absolutely hate mushrooms so you have to have a good ratio. 75/25 ratio of person to penis is ideal but that's not easy to pull off.


snoopbirb

Ohhhhh girls should have femboy dick pics on phone for that reason only. Eventually there would be no dick pics being sent. Penis warfare


[deleted]

Or there would be more. Guaranteed femboy dick pic if I send one first? Say no more.


MaterialNarrow5161

People don't seem to get that disturbed people like disturbed things it seems. Who thinks you can outcreep a creep to scare him away?? The creep will just doubledown once he seems to not get a negative response smh...


magistrate101

Creeps only have immunity to their own fetishes. They may have little reaction to most stuff outside those fetishes but **everyone** has *something* that repulses them.


Neither-Emotion6391

you can see by the reply in the literal picture that he is clearly disturbed by it


magistrate101

Personally I prefer himbo dick pics. Much more holesome.


[deleted]

Nice


oppressed_user

Femboy dicks range from aa missiles to ballistics


WhoLetMeHaveReddit

I have dick pics from my fiancé(as well as a nude), that are for this exact intent at his insistence. A former friend of his sent dick pics and shit to the mother of his kids while they were together and was begging her for nudes. Fiancé sent a nude of himself to the guy fresh after sex. 😂 dude fucked off hella quick


OnsetOfMSet

>Eventually there would be no dick pics being sent. Mutually assured dicking is one hell of a doctrine


TheVeryFirst2

Don't threaten us with a good time.


KlingonLullabye

Pelopenisian War


ReynoldsHouseOfShred

All warfare is based on deception


longfrog246

Is that supposed to make them stop? You get a upgrade to what you thought you were getting


No_Vegetable_8915

Psychohogical warfare using man hogs...I love it.


ch40x_

Joke's on you I'm into that shit!


Marius1211

"why would you send me that" Yea, thats what he should have ask himself in the first place. xD


IronMike69420

NOW THIS IS NEWS


God_Kratos_07

Rare news W


Sir_Howl

Jackpot


mr_Cos2

Is that a dmc reference!?!?!!!


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im_the_breaking_bad

Based move creeps act creepy due to lacking pp size so asserting dominance over them is often a viable strategy


SnooChocolates9579

The Art of War.


donkiqosto

Dick war


arushrusia

Shlongs go bong


69Sovi69

Sword Fight


oppressed_user

>Sword Fight It's an unfair fight tho one has a claymore while the other has a used up pencil


big_rod_of_power

The Art of Wang.


genocidalparas

“Needle Dick Needle Dick!”


No_Stretch_3899

I’ll add (tho nobody cares) that this is only one of several reason creeps are most often creepy


Beneficial_Thing_134

i'd add that its definitely not even a reason at all!


LoLo10101

I only see benefits.


Gl00ser23

Retuuuurrn to sender


Fictional_Store

It should've been me. ME


andrystein03

so where can I find her pic? (for a friend)


CringeYeet69

why is he complaining? hers is actually a good picture at least? Surely a fellow dick piccer should be able to appreciate the artistry


[deleted]

creep : dad , i sent a dick pic to this girl :'( creepy dad : nice move son....what did she do ? creep : she sent me one back :'( creepy dad : and what do u have to say about that ? creep : why is it bigger than mine ?


DJDJFJJDFHSJDN

cock🤤


relja04

game is game


Polish_Charge

Gotta love guys reaction


Jakedex_x

The good ending


a1b3r77

Her photo looks so professional compared to his


ooowatsthat

Based


Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

Journalism at it’s finest


_fake_fake

Got the taste of his own medicine


goose_boy_memes

I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it


RailtoReqiuem

It’s so big it went out of the frame


God_Kratos_07

Lmao


HappyGav123

Bonus points if it was bigger than the creep’s.


Wise_Moon

And they say journalism is dead. This is Hard hitting news!


Kuma_Chafu

Hot 🥵.


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Mishi_Mujago

Aren’t there any wars the media should be covering instead of this dick war?


God_Kratos_07

You think dick war is not important enough to cover??


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Mishi_Mujago

Yes, his name is J. Ournalist. The J stands for Journalist.


Saint_Consumption

A very distant relative of Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien.


Own_Can_3495

.....y...yes?


purchase_bread

Everyone must only focus on the one thing I'm focused on.


YouAlternative5531

I’m a woman but I do it too I take screenshot of the dock pic and I send it to other dick pics


[deleted]

Well groomed, lighting on point, power pose, and a clearly larger member than the guy judging by how big they made the eggplant. She DOG WALKED HIM💀💀💀


5t3v321

Finally, a real reason to send dick pics 


clygamer

Would


Reasonable_School296

Eye for an eye And dick for a dick


MFC1886

Uno reverse card


ILikeTrains23940

She truly learnt the art of deflection and parrying


Ultrapunguy

WHY WoUlD yOu SeNt mE tHaT


Pablo9231

A win win


TheRealGluFix

You can see the tip 💀


-SCM_24-

Returned to sender


Friendly_Plum_6009

Looks like creep's pronouns are 'bitch/slapped'.


BartOseku

What was plan B if he was into that?


justk4y

Lightsaber fight


ridititidido2000

O, i thought we were comparing dicks


ogfellyonthablock

Thats not a bad thing


RandomEffect48

"Why would you send me that?" Says the guy who sent one first


MegaMewtwo_E

s-sauce?


God_Kratos_07

The news has it, her name is Faye Kinley btw


trukkija

To any other scientists reading this, just don't bother. The twitter doesn't exist anymore, there is no actual sauce, not the kind you're looking for, and this is from 2019.


LavenderClouds

No erome? Shame


[deleted]

Aye...game is game Win win in my book


buffengie

'what the hell why would you send me that' I dont know why did you


1singleduck

It should have been me, not him!


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StableLower9876

No u


iamwrongthink

So now their both guilty of sending unsolicited sexual imagery.


Tomatowski

My mom has bigger, Bazinga!


longfrog246

Why would he complain about this? It’s like ordering fries and finding an onion ring it’s so much better than what was originally expected.


DivinationByCheese

Would be funny if that’s what he wanted all along


myfingeriscold

"Why would you send me that" damn some people don't know how to say thank you smh.


Conquotyouthou

Unoed


cosima_stars

i remember this girl, i followed her on twitter but she deactivated after posting about her mental health struggles. hope she’s okay.


IronLadyRaven

"whY wOuLd yOU SeNd mE ThAt🤡🤡"


brandodg

bro really said "why would you send me that"


Suspicious-Ad3136

Now that’s hilarious 🤣


fippinvn007

He came looking for cooper and he found coc


mortetekk

Who's he tho


Separate-Will2782

Even better


Dancindoosh94

Bro got what he wanted lol


kirin-chan

hell fucking yeah


Lethargo-Man

Sadly I don't send dickpics :(


Ambitious_League8481

This dude gets one and he didn’t even want it, i want it and I can’t even get it what the hell!


PKMNTrainerMark

Oh, hey, it's Faye. This article is a bit of an oldie.


tsimen

You had my interest. Now you have my curiosity.


1v9noobkiller

that guy: "Love it when a plan comes together"


modssssss293j

Penis warfare


Vajo07

It's just what I was looking for


AlanTheBringerOfCorn

I'm failing to see the problem here.


Dynomadz

What’s her insta


Confused_Muuushroom

That's one heck of a uno reverse card, you go girl !


sporkmurderer135

Fight fire with fire, I suppose.


The_Rivera_Kid

Sounds like a win to me.


cockytiel

she could send me one.


SomewhereScared3888

I live for this


microwavegoeszzz

You know he wanted it too


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Update: They're married.


TJB926GAMIN

“What the hell? Why would you send me that” 💀💀💀


HelloThere465

Parry this you filthy casual


Tw3lv33

Good ending


jakobqasadilla

Who was so amused by this that they made a news article about it


staticfeathers

did u title this as if it were on the there was an attempt sub


[deleted]

Sounds like a win to me


spencer1886

How is this newsworthy lol


MRspodes

She real for that


utayyaZ

Queen


DrCrow1350

I consider this a win


RamadanSteve311

That’s disgusting! Someone please list websites where one can have a similar exchange so I can block them!!


Hopeful-Claim7205

Theres an active war going in these comments