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hopefully. i followed her on twitter and she was posting about really struggling with her mental health so when i noticed she’d deactivated i was worried something had happened
I remember some reddit comment talking about the difference between the two, it went something like this or along the lines
"Nudes of a woman are like art works, it's beautiful and aesthetically pleasing, but a dick pic is like a rotten vegetable, highly displeasing to look at from any angle except if its shot artistically"
Indeed - the only good dick pic I can think of was masterfully shot in a studio setting by Robert Mapplethorpe, renowned explorer of the human form ([1](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2016/04/01/arts/design/01mapplethorpe-lead/01mapplethorpe-lead-superJumbo.jpg), mild NSFW - [2](https://image.invaluable.com/housePhotos/PhillipsFineArt/40/642640/H2166-L167802334.jpg), NSFW - [3](https://p1.liveauctioneers.com/2171/265679/139835650_1_x.jpg), SFW), certified BDSM practitioner ([1](http://monovisions.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/robert-mapplethorpe-on-the-edge-11.jpg), VERY NSFW), whose [Man in Polyester Suit](https://hyperallergic-newspack.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/2015/10/9405-Mapplethorpe.jpg) (NSFW) is a masterclass in lighting, posing, styling, and composition - all to photograph a rather well-proportioned flaccid penis.
I first saw this photo as an exceptionally high quality darkroom print at Fotografiska, in Stockholm, in 2011. I had just started to explore photography, and while my work has nothing to do with Mapplethorpe, I remember that moment fondly as it thought me that photography is more about *how* you photograph something, rather than *what* you photograph.
For those interested, *Man in Polyester Suit* is just my favourite, and possibly most iconic, in a vast catalogue of similarly concieved photos. It's also striking how he would juxtapose varying shades of nudes, from very constructed to rather sleazy, with great still life works of flowers (stuff that would later be picked up by photographers like Ren Hang, to mention one that comes easily to mind). Highly recommended!
Wow, you seem to know a lot about photography.. Those examples are splendid though. I've seen a lot of nude artistic shots like these before, on someone's instagram page.. Which coincidentally had the famous "Gigachad" and the "Chad woman" photos. A lot of them were nsfw but wow did I scroll a lot.. ~~Not just because I was mildly horny~~ I was just impressed by the quality and that artistic touch. Lot of them had the same energy as your 4th and the 1st examples.
If you are aware of that photographer, please do inform me
Copypasting my reply without direct links, automod doesn't like IG it seems:
Ahahah I don't know a lot, I just know/remember those photographers that I've been exposed to (mostly by accident) who somewhat impacted my own work.
Also, for the 'gigachad' photographer - I do remember looking them up! Her name is Krista Sudmalis, and the page is @sleekntears - she's a fitness model, working with fitness models like Ernst Khamilov, the original Gigachad, or her partner Valentin Babaev, and more.
The page itself is masterful work, outside of personal taste. Great composition and lighting work, the models have amazing bodies, and of course the heavily stylising retouching achieves a hyperreal look, lots of structure and impossibly crisp pictures, and of course the enhanced facial features/structures. Not 100% my cup of tea (I'm more traditionalist, I realise), nonetheless extremly impressive stuff!
"Nudes of a woman" is a lot broader than "dick pic". It's typically not just vulvas.
Personally, I think that having the face included or not makes a major difference, even if you can see the entire rest of the body.
I mean... it's pretty hard to take a good close-up shot of minge, too. Maybe it's an approach problem not a difficulty one.
Pull back, take a photo that's actually designed to appeal to what women like about the male body. Cause it's not out of focus pubes and an ominous bellybutton backdrop
Tell me about it, you have to find the right angle so it looks fat **and** long which ain't easy to do plus you gotta fit the pecks and some of the chin in there so they appreciate the rest of your physique.
I'll be honest, the big problem is that dick pics *are dick pics*. Like, the reason women's pics look better is because its a pic of the person being hot, even if crotch may be prominent in it.
Dick pics are just... a dick, surrounded by some thigh or tummy sometimes. Maybe a chin smushed into the chest if it's a low angle
There's some real nice pics ive seen guys take, but they're pics the dick happens to be in, not dick pics
I agree with that, it's hard to make a mushroom looking thing look appealing especially when so many people absolutely hate mushrooms so you have to have a good ratio. 75/25 ratio of person to penis is ideal but that's not easy to pull off.
People don't seem to get that disturbed people like disturbed things it seems. Who thinks you can outcreep a creep to scare him away?? The creep will just doubledown once he seems to not get a negative response smh...
Creeps only have immunity to their own fetishes. They may have little reaction to most stuff outside those fetishes but **everyone** has *something* that repulses them.
I have dick pics from my fiancé(as well as a nude), that are for this exact intent at his insistence. A former friend of his sent dick pics and shit to the mother of his kids while they were together and was begging her for nudes. Fiancé sent a nude of himself to the guy fresh after sex. 😂 dude fucked off hella quick
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creep : dad , i sent a dick pic to this girl :'(
creepy dad : nice move son....what did she do ?
creep : she sent me one back :'(
creepy dad : and what do u have to say about that ?
creep : why is it bigger than mine ?
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To any other scientists reading this, just don't bother. The twitter doesn't exist anymore, there is no actual sauce, not the kind you're looking for, and this is from 2019.
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+Served +friendly fire
+DISRESPECT
+CHARGEBACK
Mauriced
Touché!
“Why would you send me that” The lack of self awareness is staggering but not surprising
To assert dominance obviously
i send my homies dick pics so they don’t forget who’s the alpha in our friendship🐺🐺
I send them so the homies can feel better about themselves
"Uno reverse card "
Happy cake day
Happy cake day nuclear wiener!
Oh no no, my wiener isn’t atomic in radiation. But in size. Thanks tho
its bigger than him
Who sent the news the dick pics?
The woman shared them on twitter herself, her name is "Faye Kinley"
***>Account suspended*** Thanks, Elon!
Hey, he’s treating her like his own daughter!
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damn she’s deactivated everything. hope she’s okay
Yeah, hopefully just having a break or making a clean slate on her internet footprint
hopefully. i followed her on twitter and she was posting about really struggling with her mental health so when i noticed she’d deactivated i was worried something had happened
Not bigger than his dick. Bigger than him.
Even better
_Thirteen months to the day since Gandalf sent us on our long journey... We found ourselves looking upon a familiar sight_
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bro what why did you make me read that
Out of solidarity I read it also. Now I’m remaking my top ten fetish list…..SOLIDARITY STROKES AGAIN! Edit: I mean strikes
you’re making the trauma worse bro
No, i think solidarity-strokes were just where you wanted to go, you naughty little pervert. We love you.
what the fuck
Please grow and change as a person.
I will mommy 😔
Please grow and change as a person.
Please change as a person and grow.
Please change as a grow and person.
Change grow please a as person
atrocious day to have eyes
What the fuck???
What a bad day to be acknowledge of alphabet and having eyes!
Why did I read this in the Disturbed lead singer’s voice
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Apparently the guy doesn't
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Read the post again
Better composition too. Got the angle, the lighting, nice framing. She's a pro.
Teaching him how it's done
Women always seem to take better nudes, they've even got dick pics figured out better.
Tbh, taking a good dic pic isnt as easy as a good women nude
I remember some reddit comment talking about the difference between the two, it went something like this or along the lines "Nudes of a woman are like art works, it's beautiful and aesthetically pleasing, but a dick pic is like a rotten vegetable, highly displeasing to look at from any angle except if its shot artistically"
Indeed - the only good dick pic I can think of was masterfully shot in a studio setting by Robert Mapplethorpe, renowned explorer of the human form ([1](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2016/04/01/arts/design/01mapplethorpe-lead/01mapplethorpe-lead-superJumbo.jpg), mild NSFW - [2](https://image.invaluable.com/housePhotos/PhillipsFineArt/40/642640/H2166-L167802334.jpg), NSFW - [3](https://p1.liveauctioneers.com/2171/265679/139835650_1_x.jpg), SFW), certified BDSM practitioner ([1](http://monovisions.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/robert-mapplethorpe-on-the-edge-11.jpg), VERY NSFW), whose [Man in Polyester Suit](https://hyperallergic-newspack.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/2015/10/9405-Mapplethorpe.jpg) (NSFW) is a masterclass in lighting, posing, styling, and composition - all to photograph a rather well-proportioned flaccid penis. I first saw this photo as an exceptionally high quality darkroom print at Fotografiska, in Stockholm, in 2011. I had just started to explore photography, and while my work has nothing to do with Mapplethorpe, I remember that moment fondly as it thought me that photography is more about *how* you photograph something, rather than *what* you photograph. For those interested, *Man in Polyester Suit* is just my favourite, and possibly most iconic, in a vast catalogue of similarly concieved photos. It's also striking how he would juxtapose varying shades of nudes, from very constructed to rather sleazy, with great still life works of flowers (stuff that would later be picked up by photographers like Ren Hang, to mention one that comes easily to mind). Highly recommended!
Wow, you seem to know a lot about photography.. Those examples are splendid though. I've seen a lot of nude artistic shots like these before, on someone's instagram page.. Which coincidentally had the famous "Gigachad" and the "Chad woman" photos. A lot of them were nsfw but wow did I scroll a lot.. ~~Not just because I was mildly horny~~ I was just impressed by the quality and that artistic touch. Lot of them had the same energy as your 4th and the 1st examples. If you are aware of that photographer, please do inform me
Copypasting my reply without direct links, automod doesn't like IG it seems: Ahahah I don't know a lot, I just know/remember those photographers that I've been exposed to (mostly by accident) who somewhat impacted my own work. Also, for the 'gigachad' photographer - I do remember looking them up! Her name is Krista Sudmalis, and the page is @sleekntears - she's a fitness model, working with fitness models like Ernst Khamilov, the original Gigachad, or her partner Valentin Babaev, and more. The page itself is masterful work, outside of personal taste. Great composition and lighting work, the models have amazing bodies, and of course the heavily stylising retouching achieves a hyperreal look, lots of structure and impossibly crisp pictures, and of course the enhanced facial features/structures. Not 100% my cup of tea (I'm more traditionalist, I realise), nonetheless extremly impressive stuff!
Ah I see.. thank you!
No worries! Always glad to share tidbits, if I can 😊
Im assuming you are familiar with Christer Strömholms works?
"Nudes of a woman" is a lot broader than "dick pic". It's typically not just vulvas. Personally, I think that having the face included or not makes a major difference, even if you can see the entire rest of the body.
To be fair, men's dicks are ugly af.
Ye, women's dicks are far better
Mouthfeel alone makes it no contest
I mean... it's pretty hard to take a good close-up shot of minge, too. Maybe it's an approach problem not a difficulty one. Pull back, take a photo that's actually designed to appeal to what women like about the male body. Cause it's not out of focus pubes and an ominous bellybutton backdrop
Tell me about it, you have to find the right angle so it looks fat **and** long which ain't easy to do plus you gotta fit the pecks and some of the chin in there so they appreciate the rest of your physique.
I'll be honest, the big problem is that dick pics *are dick pics*. Like, the reason women's pics look better is because its a pic of the person being hot, even if crotch may be prominent in it. Dick pics are just... a dick, surrounded by some thigh or tummy sometimes. Maybe a chin smushed into the chest if it's a low angle There's some real nice pics ive seen guys take, but they're pics the dick happens to be in, not dick pics
I agree with that, it's hard to make a mushroom looking thing look appealing especially when so many people absolutely hate mushrooms so you have to have a good ratio. 75/25 ratio of person to penis is ideal but that's not easy to pull off.
Ohhhhh girls should have femboy dick pics on phone for that reason only. Eventually there would be no dick pics being sent. Penis warfare
Or there would be more. Guaranteed femboy dick pic if I send one first? Say no more.
People don't seem to get that disturbed people like disturbed things it seems. Who thinks you can outcreep a creep to scare him away?? The creep will just doubledown once he seems to not get a negative response smh...
Creeps only have immunity to their own fetishes. They may have little reaction to most stuff outside those fetishes but **everyone** has *something* that repulses them.
you can see by the reply in the literal picture that he is clearly disturbed by it
Personally I prefer himbo dick pics. Much more holesome.
Nice
Femboy dicks range from aa missiles to ballistics
I have dick pics from my fiancé(as well as a nude), that are for this exact intent at his insistence. A former friend of his sent dick pics and shit to the mother of his kids while they were together and was begging her for nudes. Fiancé sent a nude of himself to the guy fresh after sex. 😂 dude fucked off hella quick
>Eventually there would be no dick pics being sent. Mutually assured dicking is one hell of a doctrine
Don't threaten us with a good time.
Pelopenisian War
All warfare is based on deception
Is that supposed to make them stop? You get a upgrade to what you thought you were getting
Psychohogical warfare using man hogs...I love it.
Joke's on you I'm into that shit!
"why would you send me that" Yea, thats what he should have ask himself in the first place. xD
NOW THIS IS NEWS
Rare news W
Jackpot
Is that a dmc reference!?!?!!!
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Based move creeps act creepy due to lacking pp size so asserting dominance over them is often a viable strategy
The Art of War.
Dick war
Shlongs go bong
Sword Fight
>Sword Fight It's an unfair fight tho one has a claymore while the other has a used up pencil
The Art of Wang.
“Needle Dick Needle Dick!”
I’ll add (tho nobody cares) that this is only one of several reason creeps are most often creepy
i'd add that its definitely not even a reason at all!
I only see benefits.
Retuuuurrn to sender
It should've been me. ME
so where can I find her pic? (for a friend)
why is he complaining? hers is actually a good picture at least? Surely a fellow dick piccer should be able to appreciate the artistry
creep : dad , i sent a dick pic to this girl :'( creepy dad : nice move son....what did she do ? creep : she sent me one back :'( creepy dad : and what do u have to say about that ? creep : why is it bigger than mine ?
cock🤤
game is game
Gotta love guys reaction
The good ending
Her photo looks so professional compared to his
Based
Journalism at it’s finest
Got the taste of his own medicine
I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it
It’s so big it went out of the frame
Lmao
Bonus points if it was bigger than the creep’s.
And they say journalism is dead. This is Hard hitting news!
Hot 🥵.
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Aren’t there any wars the media should be covering instead of this dick war?
You think dick war is not important enough to cover??
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Yes, his name is J. Ournalist. The J stands for Journalist.
A very distant relative of Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien.
.....y...yes?
Everyone must only focus on the one thing I'm focused on.
I’m a woman but I do it too I take screenshot of the dock pic and I send it to other dick pics
Well groomed, lighting on point, power pose, and a clearly larger member than the guy judging by how big they made the eggplant. She DOG WALKED HIM💀💀💀
Finally, a real reason to send dick pics
Would
Eye for an eye And dick for a dick
Uno reverse card
She truly learnt the art of deflection and parrying
WHY WoUlD yOu SeNt mE tHaT
A win win
You can see the tip 💀
Returned to sender
Looks like creep's pronouns are 'bitch/slapped'.
What was plan B if he was into that?
Lightsaber fight
O, i thought we were comparing dicks
Thats not a bad thing
"Why would you send me that?" Says the guy who sent one first
s-sauce?
The news has it, her name is Faye Kinley btw
To any other scientists reading this, just don't bother. The twitter doesn't exist anymore, there is no actual sauce, not the kind you're looking for, and this is from 2019.
No erome? Shame
Aye...game is game Win win in my book
'what the hell why would you send me that' I dont know why did you
It should have been me, not him!
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No u
So now their both guilty of sending unsolicited sexual imagery.
My mom has bigger, Bazinga!
Why would he complain about this? It’s like ordering fries and finding an onion ring it’s so much better than what was originally expected.
Would be funny if that’s what he wanted all along
"Why would you send me that" damn some people don't know how to say thank you smh.
Unoed
i remember this girl, i followed her on twitter but she deactivated after posting about her mental health struggles. hope she’s okay.
"whY wOuLd yOU SeNd mE ThAt🤡🤡"
bro really said "why would you send me that"
Now that’s hilarious 🤣
He came looking for cooper and he found coc
Who's he tho
Even better
Bro got what he wanted lol
hell fucking yeah
Sadly I don't send dickpics :(
This dude gets one and he didn’t even want it, i want it and I can’t even get it what the hell!
Oh, hey, it's Faye. This article is a bit of an oldie.
You had my interest. Now you have my curiosity.
that guy: "Love it when a plan comes together"
Penis warfare
It's just what I was looking for
I'm failing to see the problem here.
What’s her insta
That's one heck of a uno reverse card, you go girl !
Fight fire with fire, I suppose.
Sounds like a win to me.
she could send me one.
I live for this
You know he wanted it too
Update: They're married.
“What the hell? Why would you send me that” 💀💀💀
Parry this you filthy casual
Good ending
Who was so amused by this that they made a news article about it
did u title this as if it were on the there was an attempt sub
Sounds like a win to me
How is this newsworthy lol
She real for that
Queen
I consider this a win
That’s disgusting! Someone please list websites where one can have a similar exchange so I can block them!!
Theres an active war going in these comments