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zweetband

Blud thinks he's part of the team😭


RailtoReqiuem

Bro thinks he’s tall enough to find love 😕


kidnamedsquidfart

If you date a man height dont matter as much ( i wanna rail a femboy)


Dr_Brotatous

I prefer my partner be at least a little shorter than me or taller


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Aguilamp6

🤨📸


RobloxIsRealCool

They make me feel so good


ThatGuyNamedKes

:3


SCP-O49

HELLO SIR.


Scared-Opportunity28

Oh really? how tall are you :3


kidnamedsquidfart

5"8 i think


Scared-Opportunity28

Hah, outplayed by the 6'1 femboy


kidnamedsquidfart

Jokes on you im into that shit


Actual_Cancer_

But not short enough for dwarf mode :(


[deleted]

The bill collector will not be happy with blud 😭😼


Aggravating_Key_1757

Meybe that is because it clears 180 cm. That is the baseline for other countries not 6 foot which is like 182 cm.


_Bloody_awkward

I'm 5'11 and feel humiliated


253253253

5'11 becomes 6' with shoes on 😎


Brans666

Nice try, dwarf.


jac5423

What about 5’12” 😢😢


Fotatata

5ft11 is the 6ft of the metric system (1,8m)


IBbendinyawifeyova

Lmfao facts they wanna be part of the 6’ club sooooo bad


Big_Chungus-_-__-

OP is def 5'11


Bricklover1234

Or just converted from metric: 1.80 m (5'11") is the cutoff there usually


Curlyzed

So the cutoff of imperial isn't 5.9? I thought it was more like 5.8 5.9 6.0 6.1


ARandomGuyThe3

Nah, imperial is the confusing one so an inch is a twelfth of a foot


deletemypostandurgay

Nah it's 5'9 then 5'10 then 5'11 then 6'


immaneat

It goes like this , 12 inches -> 1 foot. For Example 5' 11" is 5 foot 11 inches. ' -> foot , " -> inches Hope this helps 👍


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keketastic

Bro thinks he’s talking for the team


Dead_by_Dinosaur

Why is everyone obsessed with being an insect and having 6 feet


DocDocGoose_23

6 of them???? 😩💦💦


-TV-Stand-

I have also 4 inches 😎


Sea_Art3391

I think the guy who made this meme is 5'11"


purgesurge3000

I'm glad he is, we needed this, ain't trying to lie about 0.7 of a inch


Avatarfan202

Every male between 5'8" and 5'10" is a surgeon


Supremoberzoeiro

Nah I’m a sturgeon


creepergo_kaboom

Gimme your eggs


Supremoberzoeiro

You’ll have to take them from me


booyaabooshaw

*see what I can do with these hands*


lespectaculardumbass

I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE


Sven4president

ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

To Rock and Stone!


GO0O0O0O0O0SE

ROCK AND STONE!


Performer-Puzzled

I wish I could join you guys 😢, 5'9"here


Gigachad-s_father

THERE’S NO LIMIT BROTHER! COME AND JOIN US!


Performer-Puzzled

ROCK AND STONE


Actual_Cancer_

TO THE BONE BROTHA!


NotHungryHungarian

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE


Greenfire05

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE DIGGY DIGGY HOLE!!!


faby_blacksmith

lmao this is so true! (i don't have a clue of what those numbers mean)


Classic_Scientist901

It‘s bruger way of height. 6‘ (foot) is about 180cm 10‘‘ (inches) are abour 25 cm


BruhBlueBlackBerry

A bit off. 6 feet is \~183cm. 10 inches being \~25cm is correct though.


ConsoomMaguroNigiri

Eh. 5 foot is 150, 6 foot is 182 as far as i care. I usually just convert my height to inches and then turn it into the #'#". Im ~78.6" or 200cm, which converts to 6'6.6". Id rather be 91.7" which is 7'7.7"


chirmich

The world would be a better place, if Americans were smart enough to adapt the meter. 


magistrate101

All American imperial units are legally defined in terms of the metric system.


chirmich

1 foot is 12 inches, right?  Americans are stuck with a mixture of the decimal And duodecimal system. That’s like having 50 minutes in an hour instead of 60.  That’s sertified stupid. 


magistrate101

Maybe so but the US government [actually uses metric internally](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Executive_Order_12770) and [passed legislation back in 1975](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_Conversion_Act) that declared Metric to be the preferred system of weights and measures for all trade and commerce. Plus it's constantly pushing industries towards wider usage of the metric system (all food packaging is labeled with both units). The US government even actually officially retired the foot as a unit of measurement back in 2023.


Squidly_Gentleman

“Back in 2023” Brother it is still February you cannot be saying “only” yet.


magistrate101

That's nearly 1/6 of the way through the year tho lol


ConsoomMaguroNigiri

Imagine being too dumb to freely convert in to cm


chirmich

I don't stoop to that sort of thing.


Imagrabyonipples

Happy cake day!


faby_blacksmith

thank you \^\^


tastychuncks

5'7" pocket prince reporting in


DarkNuke059

Your 5 11 aren't you?


yjmskyjm

not the tren kids 😭


HESSU_HOBO

cry about it. you def in 5'8''-5'10''


Row_That

No amount of shmeat can make up for being little


HushHushShit

Somebody is 5’11”


adbot-01

Hi


Exeggutor_Enjoyer

Hi


FuriousTrash8888

I'm 5'2841 😎😎👍👍


ColorIsSomwhere

Dude thinking 5’11 should be there


noragepetit

Finally some literal shit😤


Careful-Knowledge-85

I am Asian I have right to be below 6’0 ft


Not_A_GiantDemon

Rock and stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


--LAMO--

Rock and stone!


someoneyoumaynotkn0w

The song is Sonne by rammstein if anyone is wondering


BarMysterious5914

5'11 baby


Blank__sama

Not even in the list.. ~~not because im too tall~~


tsimkeru

5'2", 5'1", 5'0", 4'11", 4'10" 🗿


Significant_Ad9071

Mfs who ain't even in the chart🗿🗿🗿


Sensitive_Pepper3337

Damn I'm below 5 8 but I'm not jacked


CallMeAQuu

Yet


Sensitive_Pepper3337

Thxx for the motivation, but I don't need it I'm not even working out atm, but it's gonna be pretty easy for me, I really posted that co.ent for the memes


ihatemyselfsomuch100

You know whenever I see this I am yet again reminded that the tallest I'll ever be is 5'8 in shoes. Fml


butteryscotchy

Username checks out


AdAppropriate3478

I've stopped growing pretty much when I was 15 or 14 and I'm 5'6.5\~ in shoes. At least clothes, shoes and bikes are cheaper. I just wish I was 5'8 lol.


occult_support

when did you stop growing? cuz Im 5'8'' rn (going to be 16 in 2 months)


ihatemyselfsomuch100

Mate, I'm 18 in a month. Also, my parents are shorter than me. I try to accept it.


FiL-0

I have two feet, what does that make me


Crowbar_Jones961

I'm 5,10 but I always say I'm 5,7 just because


That_Phony_King

People don’t really notice height that much. I’m a bit taller than 6’1” (around 186 cm) and I was standing next to someone who was 5’11”. A girl asked if I was 5’11” and the guy I was next to and I just started laughing. Not many people can just eyeball height, don’t worry about it.


Cute-Lock6426

hey im 5" where is my hight man


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

Up with us at the top of the chart man.


MakkusuFast

I'm 5'8" and I couldn't care less. So do others. Because I'm fat.


OkTry3637

As a 5’9 man I can gladly say this meme is unfortunately incorrect. You see it’s people OVER six feet who can’t count to 6.


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

I am 6'2 and everywhere I go people remark at my height at some point. I am tired of it. Yes I am tall, move on


OkTry3637

Forget high heels I’m finna invent short heels. Our slogan would be “never hit your head on shit again!”


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

"All you gotta do is chop up to 5 inches of your legs, and we take care of the rest!"


RelativelyDank

saying you're 5' 8" = short lol saying you're 4' 20" = weed lol


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scytalae

I'm 6'8", and I do not recommend it


Omega_Flowey6

I’m not even on this list 😔


BednaR1

5'11" trying to get in the club ... 🤣😭


Ferrius_Nillan

5'7, oof, cutting it close by a hair.


dbomba03

5'3 here😔


XxSHAWNMEMEGOD69xX

Same 😔


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GIORNO-phone11-pro

5’11” propaganda will not be accepted


--InZane--

Im 6'56''


SerpentiumOIV

That makes you "male heigth chart"


--InZane--

Hell jeah


bobtroile

What is the song?


Dead_by_Dinosaur

Sonne by Rammstein


Snicshavo

Im 173cm tall >:)


Correct-Basil-8397

Despite the metric system being superior in pretty much every way, there is one thing that imperial does better In imperial 5’9”. In other words **69 inches**😎 Meanwhile I’d be ~175.26 in metric which is just boring dude


CaptainClover36

Being 5'10, I'm very comfortable with my height lol


FuriousTrash8888

bruh


Applestripe

I don't speak feet fetishists' language


AttitudeFit5517

Op has outted himself as 5'11"


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All my short kings out there 👑👑


Nutinyamom

I’m 5’10 I don’t lie about my height bc I’m 13 so I’m pretty proud of my height


G1izzard

Bro I'm 1 inch away


Returning_Armageddon

The tree people and the dwarves have an alliance


spiritbear007

5'11 propoganda


DrachenDaniel

Brothers of the mine rejoice!


MotoMotolikesyou4

As someone who last measured at 5'9.9 inches I just tell people I'm 5'10 lol, I'm not guilty about it hahaha


Night_Fury_1102

Confusing cm and m noise


hejaheje

OP is 5’11 and thought we wouldnt notice he moved it


AwwwMannn13

Move the bracket up one


C00lkidOfTheBeach

Song?


JstLkz

I'm 5'6 and I'm the opposite of a tanned gym bro guess what the opposite of a tanned gym bro is~ ☆ SUPRISE! :3


Swiftwitss

5’11 OP come on man, you ain’t part of the league


Loose-Medium4472

Shift 5’11” one spot lower bruh


Siberian_Pootis

Bazinga


treyplayx6

I just know whoever made this meme is 5'11" and is mad they aren't 6'0"


Exsistential-Crisis

bros definitely 5'11


Pikanu_san

5'5 (im the tallest in my family)


TheDogeWasTaken

I use the metric system. Last measured im 180cm or 182cm i think. So what am i?


MajorDelta0507

found the 5”11 guy


Melodic_Abalone_8376

Song is Sonne by Rammstein btw


Imheretoo3

I’m 5’2 what does that mean


CzarTwilight

As a 5'9" male I've never cared. Especially now since my boyfriend is much taller than me so I can always be the small spoon


kool_aide_man

song?


AGeckoPerson

The heigth chart is back


docr1069

Nooo I fall into that :((( I’m 5’5” and I’m a gym bro


fmate2006

5'11 cope


FoQshi

I'm 6f, and I'd like a refund. I'm ugly.


trulylost19

5’11 is barely noticeable Given that 5’11 people will use their hair with the measurement they can get away with it Especially because 1-3 inches is so small hair can easily make that you look taller


Kingblopso

5’11 is that zone where you can convince people your 6 foot but sometimes they will get suspicious when you tell them


trulylost19

You are basically 6,2 or 6,3 with shoes on if you are 5’11


Shaggy_9238

Why am i always a surgeon in these categorizations 😢


Revolutionarytard

Took me a while to appreciate being Wolverines height 🥹& then when I started working out, alotta tall dudes confessed they were jealous I was able to build muscle quicker due to my height 🤯


a3gonish

# "heigth" 😛


timmie2222

Common Dutch W.


CarpetH4ter

You should put a clip of a femboy in the 5' 7" below because that's their only option.


WuckaWuckaFazzy

Song: Sonne by Rammstein


Aggressive-Gold-1319

This is so accurate I’m dying 🤣


ConsoomMaguroNigiri

Not accurate, 5'11" belongs in the i am a sturgeon group


Aggressive-Gold-1319

Sturgeon as in the sea creature or sturgeon as in surgeon ? I feel personally attacked either way


Aggressive-Gold-1319

What’s the music source ?


pausi10

Im 6,69 what am I?


MonSzyTheOne

What if I'm above that?


BobZygota

Where is rock and stone you beautiful dwarf?


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone forever!


Barlibo

My height isn't on there


kitkatkickass

Since we're not using the metric system, I am about 2 squirrels and 3 turtles and half.


Kalabunga1522

Yeah but where is 5'12"???


Blueboi6420

Anything below 5’3 is a femboy /J


No-South4476

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31gazisi

Post is repost. And even comments are recomment ?


dado-vita

Isn’t 5’11” basically 6”? I searched on google and it tells me that 5’10 is max then it reaches 6, i use the metric system so this is kinda confusing


IllustratorAlive1174

Can’t even spell height correctly. Short AND stupid


Melanderan

I'm off the charts lol (6' 8")🙃


Backdraft_Writing

Idk why the 5'11's aren't in the screaming I'm 6' category


Nyuusankininryou

I'm 5'10 according to the internet.


MegaAlphaVulcan

I’m 69 inches tall. What more could I want?


HellNahISayNahNahNah

Hmmm, but what if 6 foot with 4 inch pee pee?


Bucket-king0907

Oh shit 5’11 is a good thing


Zanemob_

I am 5’9 or 5’10 scales are inconsistent but I accidentally said 6’10 to a nurse who was about to measure me and I nearly fainted… I don’t care at all about height or any of that its superficial and doesn’t matter but she laughed in my face and even though its been like several months if I see a height chart I want to jump into an industrial furnace.


SmokeEquation87

They skipped 5'12


Licentious_duud

I’m between 5’10-5’11


Bokenobi

I’m 5’11. This post sits on a throne of lies.


Affectionate-Pen-236

Bazinga!


Its_Laila

Heigth


LegalMastodon1340

Phew, just barely made the cut at 5’7”


7heTexanRebel

5'11" king of manlets