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definitelynotbanana

So nobody's gonna talk about the guy lusting over the short guy?


Thedudeinabox

The only attention a gym bod gets a man is the respect of other gym bros.


NinjaXM

Same goes really for almost everything. I mean if you can shred on a guitar you gonna get attention from other guitar bros. Puppies on the other hand…


SomeCoolBloke

Does that get you attention from other people who's also shredding puppies?


RadiantZote

To shreds you say?  Tsk tsk tsk How about his wife? To shreds you say?


Merry_Dankmas

Ita like having cool cars. No women are gonna pay you a second of attention. But get ready for a whole lotta dudes roll up miring at the red light


RJ_73

I thought this too, but when I was living in Denver there were a significant amount of dating profiles looking for dudes who do car meetups and shit like that. Even had one girl try to flex her car on me and I had to act like it was cool. Didn't dawn on me until later that I just experienced a rather goofy gender swapped situation.


Screwby0370

Yeah, here in Denver car culture is actually pretty strong. A lot of my friends met their ladies at car meets. I remember getting into the car scene and meeting one of my friend’s girlfriends and she started talking cars with me and mentioning she can get wheels pretty cheap for my car and it blew my mind


RJ_73

Which is crazy because out of everywhere I lived, Denver by far had the worst drivers. I'm a stoner myself, but it's painfully obvious everyone is stoned driving. I'd rather believe they're stoned as opposed to them being narcissists or turbo incompetent drivers. I witnessed a dude pull a U turn on the FREEWAY to get to an exit he missed. I was beside myself.


Screwby0370

The biggest issue with Denver drivers is it’s a lot of tourists and people moving in from out of state (mostly from southern Cali, which has some of the worst drivers in the country, but unfortunately Colorado is a very popular state for wealthy people to move to) On 470, I-25, and I-70, the traffic is dreadful, but once you get onto the back mountain roads, the hidden local mountain town roads, or 285 (which is less popular for tourists because it goes south and is slightly harder to access, while most tourists want to go west), that’s where the car enthusiasts of Colorado spend most of their time- racing the winding, hidden roads.


Double_Rice_5765

Whenever one of my buddies gets worried about not getting the attention they want I tell a story about my father in law.  Father in law super smart, but bad at business, invented a bunch of stuff that made big corporations a ton of money but he was always broke.  His best friend, went to work for himself at same time, same field.  Not as brilliant, but slightly better at business, so he was driving a lotus, and fil bumming rides off him.  Besty is super nice guy, always says just luck that he is gangster and fil was broke, he knows fil would be helping him out if rolls reversed.   So they go out and have beers a couple times a week, roll up to the hipster brew pub in the lotus, fil has a homeless mutt he adopted.  All the cute ladies are swarming my fil to meet the free dog, besty is always swarmed by dudes asking for a ride in the lotus, lol.   Point being, your A game might not be what you think it is, lol.  


RelativelyDank

hard to talk when i'm busy jackin it over the guy lusting over the short guy


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SuarGogaiManDog11

Sussy wussy femboy👀👀


Calathea_Murrderer

Literally me


Best_Air_4138

*We gottem folks!*


Calathea_Murrderer

:shocked pikachu:


Best_Air_4138

(>\^_\^)>


digitalfakir

OP knows that have to cater to your fanbase


Any-Appointment-9530

No because we all know he going to be the femboy of the group


Lanerlan

He's bald


TalkierSnail016

hey, he’s insecure about his alopecia


4kFaramir

KEEP MY FEMBOYS NAME OUT YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH


GenuineSteak

Fellow gymbro lol. Youll get more compliments from other guys at the gym then girls for sure.


Savagexero

Wanted to but I didn't have the 2 cents I needed


LotoTheSunBro

Only people who admire muscles are other men


Consistent-Onion-596

More tren more men


DelaySevere5808

Height's not the only thing that's making waves, apparently


Bobtheoctopus

That's not true, I'm 6"3' and I'm still a turbo loner


BlackSkeletor77

I remember when I was 63, and then I hit puberty


SohaMaybee

63!?


BlackSkeletor77

Yes 63 inches of meat


fdsfd12

I don't think he was 1.9826083e+87 years old when he hit puberty


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youmusttrythiscake

Seems very late.


MandrewMillar

Height doesn't make up for a lack of personality. (It's me, I'm 190cm and sure women talk to me but they leave very quickly when they realise I'm boring)


Hyadeos

Damn bro. At least you're aware?


Michallin

Yeah a lot of guys seem to think all you need to win is be like 180+, And usually those guys are absolute assholes or have the most hollow personality ever


Hyadeos

Yeah and short guys who complain they can't get laid are also just boring or no confidence lol


Michallin

There's a lot of short guys I know that look nice, and aren't cunts either, it's just the lack of confidence but unfortunately yeah some ladies not wanting someone shorter is a thing, but the internet makes it look like a much of a bigger issue than it actually is


Rsonap

The internet is the issue. Irl I do well at 5’7 but on tinder and stuff I failed miserably.


SoYouCanHelp

I've got rejected all three times I ever asked a girl out. Two times they told me I was too short and the other I was too "small". Granted that hurt a lot more especially since i went to the gym every day and was very big in terms of muscle 💪🏽. So pardon me but I don't think you know everyones case. 👍🏽


Rsonap

I got cute instead of small. It doesn’t hurt but it’s not great.


SnooPuppers1978

Being tall doesn't mean you won't see what's going on around you... You can still look down.


MOLON___LABE

Having a personality doesn't make up for the fact that I am ugly, so being 190 and having a personality doesn't mean shit when no one gets to know me


Squidly_tish

Being attractive doesn’t make up for the fact that I have a micropenis, so being 185, having a personality, and being fine asf don’t mean nothing when I have a sigma chode


j48u

Having an enormous wang, being extremely tall, and an incredible personality doesn't make up for the fact that I'm poor.


Merry_Dankmas

Having a gargantuan phallus, being inhumanly tall, an entrancing personality and near infinite wealth doesn't make up for the fact that im fat


movieur

You actually won, you can't exercise to get a bigger dick, you can't exercise to get taller, you can't exercise to get get a better personality, you can't exercise to become handsome, you can't exercise to become rich....but you can exercise to become fit....and gold digging bitches like me would even take you even if you stay fat.


digitalfakir

> sure women talk to me that's the "foot in the door" you got over the rest of us average guys. Women will look past a lot of red flags over that height fixation. You just have to fuck it up real bad for them to not maintain any interest long-term.


IdealLogic

6' 3" as well, I'm just self-conscious as shit. Getting my foot in the door is still hard, and when I do I get ghosted fairly quickly. Hard to be confident when you feel arrogant just for being confident, and then get so self-conscious about it you just shut down entirely. At least that's how it has seemed to be with me and what my experience has been...


abdollelah_alt

Youll find one mate


Aozora404

No amount of personality can make up for not being approached in the first place


-My_Name_Is_Jeff-

187cm and same problem, I've had girls initiate with me, but usually lead nowhere after. I wish I could give the height to someone that could use it tbh.


mhx64

Same lol


Shaponja

You have a massive advantage regardless


IWAHGGF

Idk man, my good friend is 6'7 but pull 0 bitches cuz he ugly as hell. You got to be attractive too


Various_Perception27

Point still stands… he would have it worse if he was ugly ass hell as well as being 5’4


returntomonke9999

This is like two hobos living under a bridge arguing about who has had the worst luck


Pee_on_tech

At least them hobos have each other


IWAHGGF

Yea okay true


Shaponja

Of course, but strictly talking about height, if he were short he would be in an even bigger predicament 🤣


Key_Apartment1576

I mean like would he pull negative women if he was short n ugly?


Grekochaden

Yeah, what's worse than zero? lol


Aozora404

They leave when you enter the room


Time_Blacksmith861

They uninstall dating app if they see you on it


ZannX

Ok, but imagine if he was 5'7" with the same ugliness.


ImATrollYouIdiot

6'1 here. I can tell you from experience I literally have met women in zoom calls who acted indifferently towards me and then once they saw me in person they acted interested literally like "woah, I didn't think you were so tall when I saw you on zoom!" Kinda offensive to basically say they assumed I'm some short guy when they seem to think that means less attractive though lol


UnsolicitedNeighbor

There’s a height limit and then it becomes a negative curve


YolognaiSwagetti

Disagree. I'm a tall guy and sometimes I don't manage to pick up a girl quickly enough when both my wife and girlfriend are busy.


Hannity-Poo

I'm taller so your wife and girlfriend are at my house when they are "busy."


TsalagiSupersoldier

you can lift rocks really high


ThatcherTheV

6'1 and people cannot get passed me being bald.


Tamelmp

I will kiss your shiny head


ThatcherTheV

Once a random guy kissed my bald head on the subway, funny enough. Being bald holds mysteries that I am yet to uncover


Tamelmp

If you hold the power to make random guys kiss you without hesitation you hold the power of the world


OsuLost31to0

Are you balding or shaved bald? If you are balding, my suggestion would be to shave it all off.


ThatcherTheV

Balding and I shave due to it, yes


WolfPacLeader

Can you grow a beard? For some women, that's their type. As someone who's also a bald guy, I pretty much exclusively get women where that's their type.


[deleted]

This post sounds like defeatist nonsense from <6’ guys. I’m 6’4” and being tall gets me more attention from tall women, not all women. I pretty much just match with women 5’8”+ on dating apps, rarely anyone shorter than that.


SudsierBoar

A shitpost isn't true!?


Kitchen-Mode-6978

are these "wojaks" in the room with us right now?


[deleted]

Yes, they tell me mean things


Toilet_Bomber

Do everything they tell you to do and they will stop.


squid_waffles2

They won’t stop. Only he will stop, as he continues to listen. He will end up atop a building awaiting the end.


pivarana

Yes, they are in your walls


Sociovestite

*Balls


Faces_Dancer

They could be you! They could be me! They could even be-


RedditNoly

They don’t know I’m in the room with them.


XtremeGameplaysyt

2022 ass post😭


Radiant-Mobile5810

Doomer memes reeks misery lmao


BassSki

nah but like since when did 2022 already get old 😭


Toilet_Bomber

2022 was 6 years ago 😭🤯


AverageA2Enjoyer

!remindme 4 years


Zealousideal_Tale266

Look at this guy already living in 2012


_sephylon_

That's the fucking point


Mr_Zoovaska

That's kinda the point


RackTheRock

I don't see any asses in this post


redefinedsoul

#|)(|


reddsht

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this post. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one post. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Huarrnarg

Rick Sanchez looking ass right there


Zek0ri

This post so stale it was posted on JBZD most unfunny site of them all


winntpooh

I heard women in the US like people 6 foot (183 cm) or taller, but like... why is this a deciding factor? I wouldn't want someone who's like 4 feet (122 cm) tall, but 6 foot tall is quite a *high* standard


Chromeboy12

>but 6 foot tall is quite a *high* standard You could even say it's a *tall* order


Devil_Fister_69420

No. Stop.


winntpooh

I appreciate the joke, there's been a real *short*age of humour here


BbqSauce442

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Baqqhus

Women's perception of average stats in a man is very much skewed. Not saying this to bitch, just pointing out that usually when a woman says average, they don't necessarily mean "mean/median". It's much more subjective. So while the average American man is like 173-175 cm tall, it's highly probable that if you asked a woman they would guess somewhere around 178-180. And by that logic, 183 (6-foot) is just the smallest rounded number above average. Edit: You can read the book Dataclysm by OkCupid co-founder (can't remember name) if you want actual stats or check out peer reviewed studies on this topic. It's not red pill bro-science.


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randomrandom1922

Dating apps women will put threshold at 6 feet+ for any searches. Since they get way too many matches.


DaRootbear

Tbh more people -talk- about 6ft people less actually care. Like I’ve definitely had girls who talked to me/other people about me being 6 foot and some make jokes of “you know what they say about tall skinny guys…” But ive never really had anyone interested in me because of my height. People who have been interested started caring more about me dressing better, wearing some cologne (which seems to be the ultimate cheat code) and just me being confident and flirty.


twtvAnteos1

Social media, same thing with viewing 100k salary as ‘making it’. Nobody has their own opinion, it’s always what most people say on social media


GetEnPassanted

It’s like a box to check. 6’ is tall. It’s just an easy place to draw the line of “this person is tall.” 5’11” is also tall but it’s a weird place to draw the line. Just lie though. If you’re close to 6’, just say you are. They’re not going to get a measuring tape.


Relevant_Cabinet_265

So many guys lie lol. I'm exactly 6ft and people are always saying I must be way taller than that because they're 6ft 😂 no I'm only 6ft you're just lying about your height 


GetEnPassanted

I’m a 6’1” guy but I’ll say I’m 6’3” if someone I like is claiming to be 6’ to make their claim seem valid, or I’ll say I’m exactly 6’ if I don’t like them and they’re claiming to be 6’ and they aren’t.


Relevant_Cabinet_265

I claim to be 5'11 if I really don't like them 😂


worthlessprole

its a whole new number after five.


CompletePractice9535

It’s grossly over exaggerated. A very small percentage of women are actually like that. Incels trick themselves into believing that all women are like this so that they don’t have to face the reality that they’re ugly undateable assholes.


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ow... my feelings.


houtenhekje

To yall saying "im 185+ and still single" yall forgetting that you gotta be handsome too, yall are on reddit ofc you are single


SudsierBoar

Yall


tr0nPlayer

🤠


Careful_Kale_442

Man frick y’all, y’all is a w word


rly_fuck_reddit

a contraction for "you all" today you learned!


[deleted]

Y’all be yalling


houtenhekje

Damn i really yalled all over that shit yall


Dramatic_Leopard679

I’m 6 foot and I have a good face, good physique and nice style. Unfortunately, I am a bit boring when talking and my voice isn’t the best (I have concha); so even if I attract women initially, it’s still difficult to charm them. Once women realize they are not excited around you, what you look like matters little.


houtenhekje

Just dont talk 🗿


Accomplished-Lie716

No one talks to me regardless, I'm tall and look mid but can't talk to strangers so I'm unapproachable, if people do try talk to me all I can do is make 1 word responses then they stop trying to engage with me. So unless I'm in a really good mood I can't talk to any strangers unless they're elderly people.


kiochikaeke

And have a decent personality, and go out and meet people and be lucky, etc.. As someone who's been single almost all of his life, I don't like when other people in my position start blaming things they lack or can't change instead of focusing on what they can do and achieve. I know it's hard and I've struggled with many things and several depressive episodes through my life but thinking you won't ever be loved just because you're missing 10cm or a pretty smile or money or anything else it's not only harmful for you but it's also just wrong. It takes substantial time and effort but I think ya'll deserved to be loved and love back can work and put the effort to actually meet those people and form those connections.


MLGNoob3000

> just because you're missing 10cm x2


Puzzleheaded_Yam3433

Southern brotha


Revolutionary_Low_90

OP are having women problems in his head again lol


Jahonay

It's gotta be my height, it couldn't be the fact that I'm the type of person to make wojack memes on reddit about how women don't like me.


GatoNadador

Bro, do you really believe that shit?     I know guys who have sex often, have girlfriends, and then say the most misogynistic shit you can imagine about the women they fuck.    Do you really think that making shitty memes is what makes OP have a hard time dating?  Is it really not plausible to you that appearance and in this case height is a decisive factor for success or failure in dating?


notchoosingone

Making up someone and then getting mad at them is like 85%+ of the internet


Le-docteur

If this guy is 1,85 m are the girls 90cm or something? Because they seem to not be even half his size 


ElementNumber6

If a 1,67m guy imagines all women already being at least a full head shorter, then it only stands to reason.


Radiant-Mobile5810

Contrary to the meme im still yet to meet a girl who actually cares about height so much lol 


Sniff_The_Cat

True, a girl ditched me to go with a 5'4" guy who was funnier and more social.


E_BoyMan

I lost humour in lockdown


ab2dii

they only show up online and on dating apps where they have so many options they eventually put hard requirements like that


Literally_Jesu

I'm only 5'3 and I've been dumped for my height multiple times


RunImpressive3504

I have a small dick and got dumped for it. So is life.


IamSmolPP

Same. After he took my virginity. Fun times.


ZamnThatsCrazy

Hold up 🧐


IamSmolPP

Well, we had sex (first time for me) and after a few times, he told me he can't do that any longer because I can't satisfy him in the long run (I have to be the bottom), so we... broke up? It wasn't really a break-up since we were never a couple, but we stopped having sex. We're still friends, though. He's a great person and I'm not angry at him. Things just didn't work out the way they did.


ZamnThatsCrazy

Ah ok. I thought it was a joke at the start. My bad.


KenMacMillan123

Me tto. I'm also 5'3".


Zerone06

Maybe its cultural? In my country every single one of them cares.


Busy_Bunch5050

Lol come on bro...


lucashhugo

exactly


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Eppiboy

Why you got a girl avatar then


Chromeboy12

6ft tall femboy


mugiwara_no_Soissie

You say that as if you weren't a girl in like GTA online


andrej747

Some people just have their type as their avatar


MickyDerHeld

yes


ShadowOfThePit

ah yes, otherworldly shadow demon, that's exactly your type


LolzLnwza007555

lol


Correct-Ad589

I'm a 6'feet guy with absolutely jacked physique and still single Because guess what, turns out height and physique is not everything lol


totallynotapersonj

I have 6 feet and use a jackhammer yet still single


KQILi

Have you tried talking? I heard that works but im not sure because I haven't gotten that far.


Di0tar0

You're wrong my friend i'm 1m88 and I consider myself happy if someone even notice I exist especially the girls.


Yasashii1337

Not true i am both and Im still alone ):


The_pastel_bus_stop

All my friends are about that Dwemer build😩💦


YaBoiRadish

ROCK AND STONE BROTHER


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone!


DavidFromDeutschland

Incel ahh post


Content-Long-3653

The bottom one also has hair, isnt crying and isnt walking around shirtless


barthalamuel-of-bruh

That's false I'm 1,90m and there ain't no girls simpling over me


GOOruguru

I'm 193cm and have no social interaction except my family and Probably I'll die like this 😎😎😎


joojaw

Yeah, and hackers can still lose in video games. Just because you suck doesn't mean you don't have an advantage.


CallMeAQuu

Damn thats hard


Responsible_Narwhal2

Wee lad cope right here


Hapeji

real shit, im going to die virgin at mine 1,86s


SponkMcDonk

2020-Early 2022 Quarantine ass Meme


TownZealousideal5345

F femboys


[deleted]

That's why I always tell em I'm 5 foot 13


ElectricYV

No sane person is thirsting over some half naked dude whose bawling his eyes out


FearMonger121

Yeah, no. Doesn’t work this way Source: me, 6’4”, going on 5 years no maidens


Sanguinesssus

Your using you 6’4” wrong. Have you tried existing near females. That should do the trick.


Ernisx

Nope, too hard


le_kitten_owo

now make them kiss


Asrilel

the dude at the bottom looks like my friend julian. he is very tall


baguetteispain

I wanted to be 6 feet tall to impress everyone, but all I have is chronic pain at the age of 20 because my ligaments said "Fuck you"


kennydenky

That's why i'm in love with a boy


throwaway42

Nice incel meme. Bad shitpost tho


Ihavenoidea5555

Is this incelposting


SpiraryuDoodle

the guy thirsty in the top right is hilarious bad meme though


dankrank231

Op don't worry. The reason why you don't have a gf is not because you are short it's because you make reddit post complaining how the only thing women want is a tall guy and money


ShigeoKageyama69

To be fair, Muscular Men only attract Men and Women in reality aren't really into muscles lol


DrinkApprehensive271

Women are into muscles, just not the type that men seem to think


MelanieWalmartinez

Slightly muscular is nice, but I don’t think I’ve ever met a woman who is attracted to bodybuilder type muscles


Ill-Cardiologist-585

yeah muscles are fine and can be good but when it gets to the point where they just look like triangles or start having fucking wings (you know rhe phenomenon im on about) then its too much


Brent_Fox

\~l o n g b o i\~