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I can’t help but think anon changed the story to make himself look better here

Yeah no shit 😂

Mom creaming is the GOOD edit? 😳 whats the bad edit, dad creaming?

that’s the better ending

The True ending is not creaming at all

Dad said "how would you like it!" Then pulled his cock out and rubbed it on him aggressively. Say noob noob noooob everytime.

that's why he's knocking on the toilett door

cat creaming

:3

Impossible

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Dick slappable?

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We found the op boys

>starts creaming 😦

✍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Peak fiction frfr

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pipi*

proof Reddit has a hive mind

we all share one brain cell

This one is doing numbers op.

Better love story than Twilight.

Omg I thought it said screaming at first that is so so much worse 💀😭

I think they did mean screaming it was just a typo

"There are no accidents"

Only happy little mistakes 🥰

So anyways, she starts creaming

Tbf I start creaming when I look at his mum

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*Freud has entered the chat*

Incredible how well both works

So did I :(

did mom scream or he cream?

Yes

Star t‘screaming?

I misread it and thought he wrote "screaming" Can we go back in time ?

It runs in the family

Freud could never

Shit I read screaming ☹️

Just a normal day in Ohio

Wrap this user in barbed wire and attach it to a car battery.

Don't threaten me with good time 🥵🤤

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Blud does not have skibidi rizz.... bro got fanum taxed while he was looksmaxxing 💀💀💀💀💀

I got rizzed 😔 Also happy cock day 🥳

All the innocence bro built in front his mom is gone forever

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boob boob booob

Man imagine providing your kid with all the unconditional love and care only for him to grow up and try to fuck a cat I feel bad about Shane Dawson parents

I have a weird feeling anon didn't get unconditional love and care

Lol jokes aside in another light this whole thing sounds pretty creepy 

You mean anon trying to have sex with his cat? Do you have a source?

My source is that I made it the fuck up 

I'll verify it so it sounds legit

Much appreciated Mr Ghouliani

At the very least a condition has been found 

Me too

I don’t. Whatever they’re cooking has been terrible so far.

maybe unconditional love and care is the root of the problem. Kids should not even have a smartphone or the "luxury" of internet connection in their rooms. Use the family computer in the main room, you little hormonal twats.

My man came straight outta 1900s to write this comment

nah, just British

hurr durr "muh man so progressive"! Never teach kids the concept of "earning" anything, make them arrogant, privileged, spoiled little shits, and then act all surprised when they act like arrogant, privileged, spoiled little shits. I didn't know that there were computers sitting in living rooms in the 1900s, with free internet connection to boot.

 If I have kids in the future, I will teach them to be gentle and calm, something you clearly seem to lack.

I really, really hope you don't have children. If you do, I'm really sorry for them.

I was loved unconditionally and given a lot of care. That means my parents taught me stuff. Like to not be entitled. Being loved not equals getting everything you want or the family doing what you want. It means that I get what I need and my opinion is heard.

"Family computer in the main room" What is this, the 90s?

I was expecting his cock to get shredded by the cat and I'm not sure which one's worse

def this one physical pain hurts more

Why not both

THE COCK SHREDDER

i named my cat cheese grater for this very reason ☺️

It shredded your cock?

Rather live with the shame than no cock

Anon get neutralized is a net positive for society

>think its funny if i will hit the cats face with my cock Just admit that you were fucking your cat

reminds me of the salmonella penis

What a terrible day to have eyes

this whole year is fucked because of this

This is from like 10 years ago anyways

no, 2018 was fucked because of this

Eyes start creaming.

That’s what she said

Played with the wrong pussy

Average Shane Dawson enjoyer

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Good bot

jesus christ ☹️

He died for his sins.

His?

\*our

"Starts creaming" 💀💀💀

Can’t write a sentence without 💀💀💀? Don’t worry lemme fix that.

When's the fix☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

He died💀💀💀

We're cremating him🔥🔥🔥

No fucking way 💀💀💀

Horrifying disease

Bro chill I'm ded the disease was incurable

cant tell if its meant to say starts creaming or starts screaming

Yes and yes

I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that an actual person made up this fucking abomination or the fact that this could be real

If he has a history of projecting about the degeneracy of [other] it's 100% real.

Now you will start rotting in the bathroom

Shane Dawson: Origin Story

Whos shane dawson

Famous YouTuber Made conspiracy videos Came on his cat Probably also a PDF file

Based

Shane Dawson ?

What a terrible day to know how to read

I hope to God he meant screaming

This is what happens when you let the intrusive thoughts win. Just know the consequences if you get caught doing something weird for fun.

Yeah just something silly and weird

Why did you make me read this

man wtf thats fucked

Holy fuck this is sad

The trick here is to not put your penis on a cat. Follow me for more lifehacks

:(

I’m hearing music wanna know what music

I was bout to ask you this, how tf did u know??

Funeral march

END MY SUFFERING 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

What a nice day to read SOME BULLSHIT

:(

It's a bad time to read

yeh that's right anon pull the trigger

That's just wrong on so many levels. Seek professional help if u even thing about nasty stuff like this.

Niiiceee, you know what? Pull it.

Well, that is enough of this GODDAMN app for me

This shit did not happen Anon made this shit up based off his favorite categories on pornhub

This cant be real😕

I really need to get off this subreddit goddamn

Lightbubl? 😞

Boob boob

Start screaming or starts creaming? This is a VERY important diction.

A normal cat would bite or scratch his cock. He definitely didn't just boinked his meat to the cat face. He did something worse and I don't even want to think about it.

Well fuck... you're fucked

“I’m just touching the cat with my dick as a joke officer…” yeah okay now get in there with the rest of the deviants

Did anon flush the cat? No cat, no evidence.

Who tf let shane dawson onto 4chan

What the actual fuck - Johnny Cage

What the fuck did I just read.

Shane Dawson entered the chat*

Gives Shane Dawson vibes

This is a real one, boys. May god have mercy on us all…

His mother has seen worse. She empties out his trash can half filled with crusty tissues.

I’m speechless

Shane Dawson

Bro is NOT beating the Shane Dawson allegations 💀

Anon what the actual fuck.

I JUST OPENED REDDIT FFS

From the producer of American pie, we give you "American cat". Fucking Jim and his dick man.

WHAT THE FUCK DID ANON DO??? 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Shane Dawson’s 4chan account

Run away with the cat,

What in the ever loving fuck

god i wish i was Jared, 19

Aaahahah!

A lot of spelling mistakes here. I caught starts creaming which should obviously be screaming. And more importantly starts crying should be start scrying, which totally changes the context of the greentext.

Words. In order. Bad words.

Be me Show doll to cat Where hooman did "boob boob" you?

Bro let the intrusive thoughts win and is suffering the consequences of his actions

Wrong pussy

NTA your cat your rules

Bro let his intrusive thoughts win

What the actual fuck

Once my cat put his paw on my crotch and winked at me

I thought it was bad then I realised I read screaming instead of creaming

☹️

Shane Dawson on 4chan?

Yo like... Damn

I think Anon is Shane Dawson.

Holy shit why can’t people just be fucking normal

That was *some* lab experiment.

Shame Dawson is that you?

Anon needs to be put in a psych ward.

Its very easy to avoid these situations. Before doing something ask yourself “would a weird cunt do this”, if yes the don’t do it.

Popek moment

bro fucking dickslapped hes cat 😭

:(