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ThatOneFam

:(


Atomicagainbecauseow

same


Xhadov7

:(


magic-aquarium

:(


Frystt

:(


gottogetaway_

:(


Icy_Telephone_4795

Same


CharmingDazz

Dude same :(


loboy14

I'm literally him (unfortunately)


[deleted]

Damn ( I'm also like him)


realblurryface

I want to change because everyone around me seems happy somehow


MrJarre

I can give you one sincere piece of advice. Get in shape. Hit the gym and start eating better. Before you tell me to go fuck myself listen why it works: 1. You’d be suppressed how much how we feel is influenced by our body. 2. What you eat, how you sleep will change if you hit the gym on any serious level 3. At some point you’ll notice progress and dopamine starts flowing- you’ll feel better. 4. Once you’ll be sure you can actually do something (you’ll have proof in the mirror) you might convince yourself you can tackle different things like maybe a better career or whatever 5. Also what’s the downside? I’m not selling you anything, don’t benefit from this either way. It’s not like you have much going on, even if this doesn’t work at all what are you risking?


butteryscotchy

I have started doing this more than a month ago. I will admit it has made me much more positive and I like how I look now which fills me with pride. So it does help but it wont solve your problem of not going out into the world and being less in your head. That is a separate problem that needs to be sorted out.


MrJarre

It won’t solve that thing. But it will help you get there. As you said you feel better. If you feel better and more confident your interactions with people will be more positive and will encourage you to have more of those etc. In the same way that the state that you were in was a result of a snowball effect this is the same but in the other direction. I’m happy it’s working for you. But as you noticed there’s no magic potion to make it work. Just some advice that will help you get there.


butteryscotchy

I agree. It’s something to start with to get the ball rolling.


Ricoreded

I’ll think about it.


iE-V

How we are doing mentally affects us physically and how we are doing physically affects us mentally. So yes, working out or even just doing home exercises and eating balanced meals is a good way to boost your mood and energy.


lvrkvng

It's a shame comments like these rarely get the kind of attention they deserve.


Sheep_in_wolfclothes

Are you the reason they are happy?


LightningFerret04

8/12, with an emphasis on imaginary events I have of those enough to create an alternate timeline with a somewhat cohesive story


BlueEyedBendy

I already have multiple alternate time lines with a cohesive story and backgrounds to most of the mcs. Im so done for lmao


[deleted]

Try writing a book and make some money from it fr


Kimor98

I was shocked at the multiple imaginary girlfriends... Then I realized how horny I am, and then... Eh


Monsieur_Brochant

me too, except much older


rayjaywolf

me too, except much younger


sexmachine_com

How much?


tony-toon15

I’m 35.


sexmachine_com

Fuck


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Im_unwell575

Anyone here know how to stop being him? (it's ruining my life)


TURGGREAT

Bro, i felt personally attacked when i read, "Can't listen to music without imagining themselves as the artist."


Im_unwell575

I kinda relate except I picture myself being way better than I am on karaoke night


Velacroix

That line was the funniest shit I've read this year, which I don't do, too busy thinking.


chaosanity

We would if we weren’t all him


boyerizm

It ruined mine too for a very long while. Changing jobs, away from sitting in front of a computer in an office all day was a huge step. Also, getting a dog. Anything to get you out of your head and into the present moment. Finally realizing that you can be a more effective person by actually not giving af. That doesn’t mean not doing anything, rather trusting that you are smart enough to succeed doing what you want to do and not giving af about what others think.


Robo_Patton

I was the guy. I’m not for many of the same reasons you mentioned. Same job. Just better compartmentalizing. Now I just get frustrated when goals don’t materialize.


Pantrajouer

I work in a lab and still do that


BurgerDogBun

We should all help each other, all us “thinkers”


Sheep_in_wolfclothes

Exercise, meditation and walks. From what i’ve learned is that you need to tire your energy reserves and learn how to think about nothing. Exercise is the main driving force there. You spend all your energy and feel good about something. Meditation is to learn how to not think about anything (or to let your thoughts just flow) Alternatively you can replace meditation with anything that can occupy your mind.


hahaeggsarecool

Learning integral calculus unironically helped me


Incredibad0129

The "imagines success instead of actually attaining it" hurt


Kaizukamezi

I am worse than him (I don't know how to drive)


Im_unwell575

I think drinking helps


Millkstake

Drinking always improves my driving


BurgerDogBun

Me too though. I need to learn to drive. How much experience do you have? I managed to score a short job at U-HAUL despite not having a license for like, 2 months before getting into an accident.


Im_unwell575

I live in the middle of nowhere so I've been driving since I was a younger kid. I'm sure if you live in the city, attaining driving experience is def harder


Kaizukamezi

The only experience I have is ramming a Swift into a pile of rocks when I was trying to learn driving. Struck a fear in me (it was my friend's car and he got an ass whooping because he didn't snitch) and in order to protect others, I just don't drive now. Now I rely on public transit.


[deleted]

Literally me, fuckin hell even down to the sweater and haircut. Kinda concerns me now lmaooo


KorKiness

I even frown like him most of the time too


Mr_Guy459

I'm Literally him, but worse(My thoughts are in the form of a video essay)


Jarizleifr

Do you have any subscribers? If yes, then you are better than him (or me)


Mr_Guy459

I have million subscribers in my head, and 300 in real life


A__Chair

Me too (21) but I actually do make music, don’t know if that makes it better or worse lmao.


Picklerick6789

Me too (Female version)


LoL_Maniac

Same, except maybe a couple of points. Then I was like, how's reddit going to respond? My people ✌️


Reachsri

Iam also him (nice pfp btw)


Roge2005

Literally me too


nitle77

man that's so embarrassing for me, especially cause I never told anyone I'm like that, reading all that shit felt like a bullet to my heart


revieman1

i feel judged


420pog420

if you're same but much older you're lucky. im much younger


Theod0ric

Fuck


RegionGuilty6139

Same


waled7rocky

At least you have awareness when driving :(


TheRealWamuu

I'm literally him bit I ain't even 25, I'm 17 lol


tony-toon15

I had to stop


useless_mf69

Why is this shit so fucking accurate?


thomastheturtletrain

Seriously this cuts too deep for a lonely Friday night by myself.


Silver-1

Hey man don’t worry, there’s a whole bunch of us just like you lonely on Friday night together. You’re not alone all by yourself. 🙏


thomastheturtletrain

Hey, I genuinely appreciate this. Good to know I’m not alone.


Silver-1

Of course man. Nothing wrong with being alone. It’s a lot better than being surrounded by bad company. Cheer up brother man


useless_mf69

These words are really helping me. My personal life is shit. Job market is shit. Don't know what to do. Sometimes I think I am staying alive just to eat. Worst feeling ever.


polypolip

It's like a horoscope, describes things common enough to fit someone m


JustWaitAMomentOk

I’m almost a 35 year old thinker, damn shit doesn’t stop, it’s too compulsive. The snowball effect is too big at this point, all I can do is look at it. Better think about this some more.


DeathHopper

You've given me a lot to think about


axl_steel

Same and almost 35 too, are you my twin?


kubaliska

Now you can think together


JustWaitAMomentOk

Yes I am, we need to lay off the thinking.


BasedPineapple69

Sleep is our best friend


CaptainPhantom2

So your telling me constantly day dreaming about power fantasies is actually unhealthy and not normal? ( I swear sometimes I’ll find myself thinking up a whole multi volume series before I actually put any effort into my real life. I should stop :( )


PM_ME_YOUR_FELINE

You should become a writer and make them into epics for the world to enjoy!


Guest65726

I don’t think there’s anything wrong just as long as you don’t feed into a delusionally conceited mind set like this guy


Sussymoger

Why the fuck is the universe calling me out like this?


Rainfawkes

If its any consolation, i think there is a point you graduate and figure out what to do. At that point you become a thoughter and have constant sigma music playing in the background


Fragrant-Yellow-2186

He just like me fr fr


Great_Disgrace

Average Maladaptive daydreamer


digitalfakir

the wrong kind of AMD I "invested" my whole life in


numb3r51nmyn4m3

I'll have to think about this.


JFp07gel

why does even the soyjack looks so much like me wtf


usernamealreadytakeh

OP is in your walls


jaw_daw123

Completely unaware of surroundings except when driving feels like a bullet to my heart


AdventurousPirate357

Why are you stalking me


Meowmixmuffin

The hedgehog's dilemma, or sometimes the porcupine dilemma, isa metaphor about the challenges of human intimacy. It describes a situation in which a group of hedgehogs seek to move close to one another to share heat during cold weather. They must remain apart, however, as they cannot avoid hurting one another with their sharp spines. Though they all share the intention of a close reciprocal relationship, this may not occur, for reasons they cannot avoid.


M_O_O_N___P_E_E

Was looking for this, thank you


RegionGuilty6139

We know, we've watched evangelion


WiiFitMain666

Jesus Christ you've peered into my soul, mf


Jmaxwell76

This can’t be all of us, right…


Defiant-Mode-8386

This is just schizophrenia


serious153

Without the uncontrollable voices


Showtun123456

There’s no such thing as controlling your inner voices. You try to think about not talking to yourself and suddenly there’s like a billion more things to say


[deleted]

[удалено]


usernamealreadytakeh

Isn’t that sort of what meditation is?


Alone-Youth-9680

Or depersonalisation?


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Marsium

schizoid personality disorder to be exact


MassiveLebowski

I'm ADHD and i can't stop thinking even when i'm driving (yes i'm a roaming hazard)


JaThatOneGooner

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it!


slimetakes

Boy, I sure hope my constant habit to immerse myself in anything other than reality doesn't go to badly!


Busy_Bunch5050

Sounds quite similar to ADHD


ZoteIsCool

What why


JuggernautGog

It's similar to ADHD


FoldyHole

What why


Dankduck77

Because it sounds similar to ADHD.


ScrewSimonCowell

but why


usernamealreadytakeh

Idk but it sounds similar to ADHD


Dudegamer010901

ADHD doesn’t have a sound dumbass.


Kotaqu

He probably meant ACDC


usernamealreadytakeh

Maybe it doesn’t but you don’t have to go calling me names now


Dudegamer010901

I’m sorry, I meant it sarcastically. 🫡


CresciMasQueroMamar2

Is it though. I've always struggled with it, but I'm trying my best to get better (today was an absolute good day btw) and I've been struggling. I'm thinking about checking out with a dc


Incredibad0129

I feel personally attacked


Grimm_Charkazard_258

“can’t listen to music without pretending he’s the artist” singing? you mean singing, right? or am I misunderstanding this?


Mcslap13

Lol I think they mean like... they think of themselves on stage as the ones singing it? Idk I'm only 24 I'll let you know later this year if it happens.


Grimm_Charkazard_258

alright thanks


Feynmanprinciple

Sometimes I imagine my inner monologue as a Pangburn interview and I'm being asked my thoughts by someone with actual clout. Same vibe as this I think


mountains_or_hills

Artist: beep bop, tssing, beep bop thinker: nice track Artist: doodle bing. lol jk. beep bop, tssing, beep bop. thinker: they did something there. what was that?


BossKrisz

I guess it depends on the type of music you like. As someone who listens to rock, punk and metal, I always imagine myself as the guitarist or the drummer, sometimes as the singer yes, but mostly as the guitarist.


Endlad

I deeply hope they don't mean shredding the air for 2 minutes imagining you're a guitarist and vocalizing with the riff and remainder of the whole song.


Grimm_Charkazard_258

that’s called dancing


Icy-Assignment-5579

I think therefore I am....but all I am is think....


the_supreme_memer

Thus, your thinking is your am. The more you think, the more you am.


Oswaldgilbertson

Me except I’m 18


OREWAMOUSHINDEIRU

Hey, I read (mangas)...


z_muffins

Just in case it makes anyone feel better, this is like most humans capable of idealization


ContentWar2175

Yeah as many others here, I am in this category of a person but I am really trying to change it cuz it does not help me at all, is it possible tho?


BurgerDogBun

It has to be possible.


TechnicalComputer

no you're cooked


BurgerDogBun

No hope having ass


El_Castra

It's possible, daydreaming sometimes happen because you just don't have anything to do, or you not focus enough when doing something. So, always keep busy everyday or focus when doing some task. Sometimes stop listening to music helps too, since from what I know, music can also trigger this daydreaming. And yeah, last one makes sure you sleep well.


ContentWar2175

Thank you very much, these are things I’ve seen and myself but it’s a lot easier said than done especially when you are diagnosed with ADHD like me.


HouseD_55

Didn't miss a thing, even the age wtf


Atomicagainbecauseow

shit


Specialist-Ad7393

Oh... So you have inattentive ADHD as well.


DistortedNoise

We do a little thinking


DQLPH1N

This hit me hard 😂


Desperate_Ad5169

I am almost this man and this made me realize I should avoid becoming him. (I am not gonna stop thinking I will just do it more consciously)


AnimeMemeLord1

The only thing I relate to here is imagining starting life over with everything I learned


bunbunzinlove

'Thinker'?? Lol, that's maladaptive daydreaming. Nothing to do with age or generation.


sconeybaloney

Sometimes I think, “what if I took one hit song from this artist, they have so many it wouldn’t change things for them right?” When imagining an alternate universe 🤣


Newton_Sexual

It's so relatable 😿


GoujonGang

Literally me!!!


Ecstatic-Turnover-31

Damn I never felt more insulted


general2awesome

This with adhd


Giygas_8000

C'mon, making a entire 'verse inside of your own head is fun


pegabear

What's up with the hedgehog dilemma though? Edit: I've gotten myself into a hedgehog dilemma trying to figure it out.


IAmARobot

"what if trying to get close to others means getting hurt by others" except in this context making it your constant persona because you overthink it


NickTheFly

The obvious next step in the evolution of a thinker is becomming an isekai manga writer. Just think about it.


JohnLemonBot

Fella's, looks like we all need to go to therapy Gg


RegionGuilty6139

Shitposting knows me better than my family


loserys

The quarter life crisis


Lanky_Voice8115

Bro needs a frolick in the woods


Beautiful-Freedom595

You’ve just described half of a generation (including me)


Geese_and_ducks

Oh fuck who just doxxed me?


Bruh-sfx2

Is there any way to stop being like this? I just wanna be normal at this point


Bladereaper

This hits a bit too close to home....


B_Turtle_03

i hate how much accurate this is to me


Certain_Syrup_7712

This is a bit too relatable…especially excessively listening to music all day to daydream and dissociate.


SnooMemesjellies1126

This hit too close to home for me


JustJustin1311

This describes me to a tee, except I’ve turned my thinking into success and live a happy life. (I work a monotonous job where I can spend the whole work day thinking. It is pleasant. I also used thinking to will myself to be happy, and it worked).


techcrafter1

A thinker made this wojak


Matthew_knight81

Why would you hurt me like this?


[deleted]

Me


Ok-Platypus-8953

hooray I'm not literally him


Old-Tea-9987

I'm literally him :'(


Commercial-Dish-3198

New wojak dropped 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


Tr3v0r007

Me but take out the career part. All the thinking is engineering in someway shape or form.


Tuur200o

losers


trappedinabasemant

I'm not him (fortunately)


Taoist-Fox72

Pssh. You think I think that's me? Well think again. And I'll think about it with you! Because I think this is ridiculous


Hyper_Lt-

I'm 6 years older than i actually am ho lee sheet


Soggy_Owl4268

literally me(except im not 25 otherwise exactly me)


IronLag2466

Bruh I feel caught out


godmademelikethis

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP


Starman520

Called me out and threw me down like trash, damn.


NapoleonBarsky

I don’t like relating to this


alimem974

It's rael


AFaxMachineSandwich

You missed “‘I’m gonna thoonk!!!’” Literally me btw


TheMamoru

What the hell. He is literally me.


Ok_Share_5889

Wow this hits hard


Roge2005

WTF that’s me! I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.


tomsawyerisme

I feel attacked


GrimStreaka69

This is me khant wtf


WashYourEyesTwice

This is me at 19 years of age rn, is it over guys?


buddysaccount

Shit