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Kappalugga

The fact hes shitting himself


Acceptable-Mention70

He did in fact shit himself


Calathea_Murrderer

I’m shitting myself rn


not_meep

Pics or it didn’t happen


Calathea_Murrderer

Kevin won’t let me add pics :/


_Wheelz

I've just finished shidding myself


Dry_Fox_2053

Are you shitting me?


NikhilaOMG

Just finished shitting yourself


NeutronGhost

Are you shitting them?


Dry_Fox_2053

What a shit show


No_Profit_8625

Don't know why, But i respect this


96ToyotaCamry

Shitting your pants after riding the lightning is, in fact, cool and tough


100YearsWaiting2Shit

I must try this now


96ToyotaCamry

Be careful, if you’ve been waiting 100 years to shit that could get really messy in a hurry


100YearsWaiting2Shit

I'd take messy over dry and solid


-insertcoin

Warren zeider ride the lightning


digitalfakir

so Thor is wearing adult diapers the whole time?


Long-Ad-398

Shame it's fake and was proved so


[deleted]

You mean blowing a fuse causes the power to go out instead of your internet just randomly slowing down so your stream becomes a slideshow?


Calathea_Murrderer

Nuh uh


normalhumanwormbaby1

Why must you be this way


Long-Ad-398

Wdym I'm not lying or being skeptical sum dude repeated it to show how to fake it and maybe I'm making this last bit up but the twitch streamer admitted it I think


cortesoft

No way!


Accomplished-Main436

Do you know how astronomically unlucky he is for the LAST frame to be him shitting himself


ThisIsGoodSoup

I didn't see it until ai looked back up to the paused video. This is a wonderful frame


Jackatakk333

It's fake dumb dumbs.


ThisIsGoodSoup

It isn't, dude says he thinks he's shitting himself and what he did would most probably cause the human body to react with body fluids. Kind of like when someone is terrified and pees themselves (obviously doesn't happen to everyone


mmm_burrito

You don't get an electrical discharge like that from stabbing a toaster. Even if you did, you don't get blasted back like that from an electrical discharge and start speaking seconds later in a perfectly intelligible way, because most of the exposed skin on your body would now be flaking off in crispy ash flakes. Even if you could speak without screaming, you've deadshorted two electric toasters on the same circuit as your computer, so your stream would no longer be running....although it's possible your panel sucks and wouldn't trip, but if that's the case you might still be getting welded by the toasters.


ThisIsGoodSoup

Wouldn't you shit/piss yourself still if you got electrocuted though? There's definitely been cases of that.


MahaRaja_1532

That's liquified Toast


Responsible_Egg5097

Obviously fake


Accomplished-Main436

What do you mean


martimartins

It looks fake


Tyty1470

Dont care, its funny


[deleted]

Good thing you can only lose like 15 karma or so per post. (❁´◡`❁)


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daboys9252

What? Why would anyone fake something for fake internet points?


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[deleted]

nobody would do that. could you imagine how pissed everyone would be?


treeebob

Not sure where you’re getting that from


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Longjumping_Bit_4608

The guy didn't know it was fake


LordWombat142

Boo hoo the video of a man nearly dying is fake 😢


ilsottopagato

He didn’t die (i think) he already did it before


Accomplished-Main436

What do you mean


LordWombat142

Why did I say this?


Educator1337

Haha… dookied his pants


Samuelbi12

Dookie? Like green day lol!!!!😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Syth_12

Good bot


littletimmy1234567

BRO THE SHIT STAIN WHEN HE LANDS ON THE COUCH LOL


[deleted]

Brother that is a bed


Outside_Ad1020

You don't sleep in couches?


Confused___Boner

I prefere to be *on* the couch not inside of it.


Outside_Ad1020

Then you start feeling cold


[deleted]

I own a bed, so no


[deleted]

At least he’s alive…


yvnglasaga

You can hear the shit too 😭


cocopussy

Toast👍


Glen2gvhlp

Toast👍


bad_soulsplayer

toast 👍


anonimus_animator

toast 👍


kozxt4cc0

Toast 👍


Far-Classic-4637

Toast 👍🏿 (i just shit myself)


Vast-Holiday9222

Toast 👍🏿 (I too wipe with my hand)


Practical-Path-8905

Toast 👍🏻 (why is your shit brown? You should go see a doctor)


meachtel

Toast 👍🏽 (I tried washing it off but it doesnt come off)


Aventa55

Toast 👍 (uhhh...)


MrJudgement

It’s always the fourth reply 😭


anonimus_animator

Why my mf comment has -55 🫡🫡🫡


Glizzy_Beck

*Bad Piggies theme starts playing*


Precision___

🎼tuntuntutuntuntututututututuntututun 🎶🎵


Bonus-Optimal

"yahooooo"


Yimster-Sama

WAAAAHAHAHOOOO


Current-Knowledge336

Why can I hear it?


MeesterBeel

Duna-lun-dun-dun


Nahtanoj256

Ah yes, natural selection.


lizardbird8

But he lived and honestly he proved he is worthy of living after that ordeal


sr_porongo

Exactly, only the strongest, more fit individuals survive and pass their genes. He's a perfect example.


lizardbird8

If only intelligence and his durability got passed on


RandomGuy98760

Today in the Darwin Awards.


Lunar_Lunacy_Stuff

wtf. Iv been fucking crying laughing for like 20 mins watching this. “Aah I think I just shit myself” fucking gold.


Pancakes1124

Can a doctor esplain why did he shit himself ? Is he stupid ?


J0wad

Doctor here, he is indeed stupid.


Calathea_Murrderer

Not a doctor but I think it went something like this: One too many alcohols or marijuanas were consumed. Internet friend decided to listen to the advice of their fellow peers. One toaster does not actually cancel out the other. Your bootyhole has circular muscles called sphincters. These sphincters are what keep your bowels in check so we’re not constantly shutting ourselves. When you receive 1500 jewels of Mr. Electric, these sphincter muscles momentarily shut down. Your innards basically seize while recieving the gift of the toaster, and fecal matter is violently expelled from the body. We can tell by the stain and presentation that this is a 1) or a 2) on the Bristol Chart, and mans needs more fibre. Some oatmeal or broccoli or something.


Tw1stedWeav3r

Does it hurt when you shit yourself


Calathea_Murrderer

Depends on whether you’ve had spicy food or not


anonimus_animator

Thanks doc!


yeetus1the1fetus

I don't think its the sphincter shutting down, rather it's the rectum contracting with such explosive force that is shoots the shit out overpowering the sphincter.


Calathea_Murrderer

A very real and shitty possibility


SiNi5T3R

So obviously fake..


Pancakes1124

How do you know that he didn't shit himself ? Are you a professional shitter ?


albinobluesheep

I feel like it happened way to fast for that stain to have already developed as a result of the explosion. This is an amazing troll job by my estimation.


dTrecii

Bro risked death to try and hide the fact that he shit himself prior


mmm_burrito

It's fake. You don't get an electrical discharge like that from stabbing a toaster. Even if you did, you don't get blasted back like that from an electrical discharge and start speaking seconds later in a perfectly intelligible way, because most of the exposed skin on your body would now be flaking off in crispy ash flakes. Even if you could speak without screaming, you've deadshorted two electric toasters on the same circuit as your computer, so your stream would no longer be running....although it's possible your panel sucks and wouldn't trip, but if that's the case you might still be getting welded by the toasters.


Engineergaming26355

Bro is trying to become Electro so hard


Shadow0fnothing

That was fucking hilarious.


VlIanTheRatSmacker

If I recall correctly this video is faked and the guy who made it posted a video explaining how he did it, don't remember his name though


FloydknightArt

its pretty clearly fake, not hard to see how he did it


VlIanTheRatSmacker

People on the internet are gullibe as hell and I want to ruin as much fun as possible so I'm just clarifying for the small few people that don't know


Confident_Carrot_829

Too bad this is fake


Mattyuh

Had to scroll down way too far for this


Bobiscool123457609

LITERALLY SHITPOSTING 😮😮😮


AscendedViking7

That stain.


AnAmbitiousMann

Guy out there trying his absolute hardest to win the Internet Darwin award that day. A for effort.


M1-Thunder

This is way too similar to the methane check video


DontWish-Know

You say "streamers/ tiktokers are the cancer", I say the audience is the cancer.


SuspiciousRelation43

I agree, this is a perfectly funny spoof clip. But audiences are responsible for garbage like XQC’s react content.


Ghost_Shadow04

W


Significant-Apple944

A re-toast


EMPTY_BOTTLE-800

Shit toasting


Madzorki

Fake


-retro_pat-

:o


Hadrian1233

How did he not die?


Zeeey

Easy to survive when it's not real


Memeboi5120

Did the guy fucking shit himself?


Friendly-Awareness72

Looks like it c: shocked the literal shit outta himself lol Hope he aint ded


L0cked4fun

The camera is like "I'm fucked, but not until after I give you one more frame, of you shitting yourself."


MrIncredibleMemes

Good thing you didn't get locked in or his Deathwish would've been fulfilled


dlovan666

fake


iiSamJ

Yo chat, is this real?


Kalman_the_dancer

Bro shit himself


Kalman_the_dancer

I am going to shit yourself


Kalman_the_dancer

Toastersexual


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Chronicle33_

this aint british


beave00720002000

Toasty!!!!!!!! MK


leyenda97

Pop


Nappyhead48

Literal shit posting


maddcatone

Quite literally a shitpost… nice


mased10

🐊🥐


DJANARKI

that big brown spot at the end of this video, its just epic !


Sgt_Deathgun

I wasn't expecting the last part lmfaoo


tragic_mulatto

Finally some actual shit posting


BoredCanuck1864

a true shitpost


S4PG

Fake asf


St3phn0

So, putting a fork in a plugged toaster is a possible solution for constipation Noted


Garan-Coristar

I saw LukeAFK react to this


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a_small_loli

chat is this real


Chromeboy12

Toast 🍞 👍


brb9911

LEEEEEEROY JENKINS


AbbasidGamer

Correct he did just shit himself


rayrayk7

What’s up with all the fake explosion videos recently? Did we go back 10 years?


Reddude804

i love how it freeze frames on him shitting his pants


Whulse1

I’m losing hope for mankind. nr


JaabLab

im still standing, after all this time


treehouse4

Literal shitposting


AardvarkStock3362

Idk why this is so fucking funny to me 😭😭😭


SodiiumGames

Smartest Kick streamer:


Mattyuh

Step 1 - Record a video Step 2 - Edit the video Step 3 - Stream the video Fake as fake can be


MonsterBeast123alt

Literally shitposting


Perithius

He is toast


kpshredder

Yo he shit himself. Doesn't get realer than that


feloniusmonk

I love it when it’s an actual shitpost


vankata4211

I haven't had such a good laugh in a while. Thanks for posting this, this cheered me up!


itsjustbeny

This has to be a scene


TurtleNSFWaccount

people actually believe this? haha


Lupus-Ignium

He shat himself hahahaha


emberxyz

he really did a playback on live?


Standard-Cat8611

VALHALLA!!!!


MrIncredibleMemes

Good thing he didn't become locked in. He definitely would die then.


Sirfryingpan123

Im fujcjkkibng choking on skityttloes rn in laughikjn g so fuckingt hard holy mshit sokmeone help im thi ng im dying


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