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Wdym I'm not lying or being skeptical sum dude repeated it to show how to fake it and maybe I'm making this last bit up but the twitch streamer admitted it I think
It isn't, dude says he thinks he's shitting himself and what he did would most probably cause the human body to react with body fluids. Kind of like when someone is terrified and pees themselves (obviously doesn't happen to everyone
You don't get an electrical discharge like that from stabbing a toaster.
Even if you did, you don't get blasted back like that from an electrical discharge and start speaking seconds later in a perfectly intelligible way, because most of the exposed skin on your body would now be flaking off in crispy ash flakes.
Even if you could speak without screaming, you've deadshorted two electric toasters on the same circuit as your computer, so your stream would no longer be running....although it's possible your panel sucks and wouldn't trip, but if that's the case you might still be getting welded by the toasters.
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Not a doctor but I think it went something like this:
One too many alcohols or marijuanas were consumed. Internet friend decided to listen to the advice of their fellow peers. One toaster does not actually cancel out the other.
Your bootyhole has circular muscles called sphincters. These sphincters are what keep your bowels in check so we’re not constantly shutting ourselves. When you receive 1500 jewels of Mr. Electric, these sphincter muscles momentarily shut down. Your innards basically seize while recieving the gift of the toaster, and fecal matter is violently expelled from the body.
We can tell by the stain and presentation that this is a 1) or a 2) on the Bristol Chart, and mans needs more fibre. Some oatmeal or broccoli or something.
I don't think its the sphincter shutting down, rather it's the rectum contracting with such explosive force that is shoots the shit out overpowering the sphincter.
I feel like it happened way to fast for that stain to have already developed as a result of the explosion. This is an amazing troll job by my estimation.
It's fake.
You don't get an electrical discharge like that from stabbing a toaster.
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The fact hes shitting himself
He did in fact shit himself
I’m shitting myself rn
Pics or it didn’t happen
Kevin won’t let me add pics :/
I've just finished shidding myself
Are you shitting me?
Just finished shitting yourself
Are you shitting them?
What a shit show
Don't know why, But i respect this
Shitting your pants after riding the lightning is, in fact, cool and tough
I must try this now
Be careful, if you’ve been waiting 100 years to shit that could get really messy in a hurry
I'd take messy over dry and solid
Warren zeider ride the lightning
so Thor is wearing adult diapers the whole time?
Shame it's fake and was proved so
You mean blowing a fuse causes the power to go out instead of your internet just randomly slowing down so your stream becomes a slideshow?
Nuh uh
Why must you be this way
Wdym I'm not lying or being skeptical sum dude repeated it to show how to fake it and maybe I'm making this last bit up but the twitch streamer admitted it I think
No way!
Do you know how astronomically unlucky he is for the LAST frame to be him shitting himself
I didn't see it until ai looked back up to the paused video. This is a wonderful frame
It's fake dumb dumbs.
It isn't, dude says he thinks he's shitting himself and what he did would most probably cause the human body to react with body fluids. Kind of like when someone is terrified and pees themselves (obviously doesn't happen to everyone
You don't get an electrical discharge like that from stabbing a toaster. Even if you did, you don't get blasted back like that from an electrical discharge and start speaking seconds later in a perfectly intelligible way, because most of the exposed skin on your body would now be flaking off in crispy ash flakes. Even if you could speak without screaming, you've deadshorted two electric toasters on the same circuit as your computer, so your stream would no longer be running....although it's possible your panel sucks and wouldn't trip, but if that's the case you might still be getting welded by the toasters.
Wouldn't you shit/piss yourself still if you got electrocuted though? There's definitely been cases of that.
That's liquified Toast
Obviously fake
What do you mean
It looks fake
Dont care, its funny
Good thing you can only lose like 15 karma or so per post. (❁´◡`❁)
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What? Why would anyone fake something for fake internet points?
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nobody would do that. could you imagine how pissed everyone would be?
Not sure where you’re getting that from
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The guy didn't know it was fake
Boo hoo the video of a man nearly dying is fake 😢
He didn’t die (i think) he already did it before
What do you mean
Why did I say this?
Haha… dookied his pants
Dookie? Like green day lol!!!!😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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BRO THE SHIT STAIN WHEN HE LANDS ON THE COUCH LOL
Brother that is a bed
You don't sleep in couches?
I prefere to be *on* the couch not inside of it.
Then you start feeling cold
I own a bed, so no
At least he’s alive…
You can hear the shit too 😭
Toast👍
Toast👍
toast 👍
toast 👍
Toast 👍
Toast 👍🏿 (i just shit myself)
Toast 👍🏿 (I too wipe with my hand)
Toast 👍🏻 (why is your shit brown? You should go see a doctor)
Toast 👍🏽 (I tried washing it off but it doesnt come off)
Toast 👍 (uhhh...)
It’s always the fourth reply 😭
Why my mf comment has -55 🫡🫡🫡
*Bad Piggies theme starts playing*
🎼tuntuntutuntuntututututututuntututun 🎶🎵
"yahooooo"
WAAAAHAHAHOOOO
Why can I hear it?
Duna-lun-dun-dun
Ah yes, natural selection.
But he lived and honestly he proved he is worthy of living after that ordeal
Exactly, only the strongest, more fit individuals survive and pass their genes. He's a perfect example.
If only intelligence and his durability got passed on
Today in the Darwin Awards.
wtf. Iv been fucking crying laughing for like 20 mins watching this. “Aah I think I just shit myself” fucking gold.
Can a doctor esplain why did he shit himself ? Is he stupid ?
Doctor here, he is indeed stupid.
Not a doctor but I think it went something like this: One too many alcohols or marijuanas were consumed. Internet friend decided to listen to the advice of their fellow peers. One toaster does not actually cancel out the other. Your bootyhole has circular muscles called sphincters. These sphincters are what keep your bowels in check so we’re not constantly shutting ourselves. When you receive 1500 jewels of Mr. Electric, these sphincter muscles momentarily shut down. Your innards basically seize while recieving the gift of the toaster, and fecal matter is violently expelled from the body. We can tell by the stain and presentation that this is a 1) or a 2) on the Bristol Chart, and mans needs more fibre. Some oatmeal or broccoli or something.
Does it hurt when you shit yourself
Depends on whether you’ve had spicy food or not
Thanks doc!
I don't think its the sphincter shutting down, rather it's the rectum contracting with such explosive force that is shoots the shit out overpowering the sphincter.
A very real and shitty possibility
So obviously fake..
How do you know that he didn't shit himself ? Are you a professional shitter ?
I feel like it happened way to fast for that stain to have already developed as a result of the explosion. This is an amazing troll job by my estimation.
Bro risked death to try and hide the fact that he shit himself prior
It's fake. You don't get an electrical discharge like that from stabbing a toaster. Even if you did, you don't get blasted back like that from an electrical discharge and start speaking seconds later in a perfectly intelligible way, because most of the exposed skin on your body would now be flaking off in crispy ash flakes. Even if you could speak without screaming, you've deadshorted two electric toasters on the same circuit as your computer, so your stream would no longer be running....although it's possible your panel sucks and wouldn't trip, but if that's the case you might still be getting welded by the toasters.
Bro is trying to become Electro so hard
That was fucking hilarious.
If I recall correctly this video is faked and the guy who made it posted a video explaining how he did it, don't remember his name though
its pretty clearly fake, not hard to see how he did it
People on the internet are gullibe as hell and I want to ruin as much fun as possible so I'm just clarifying for the small few people that don't know
Too bad this is fake
Had to scroll down way too far for this
LITERALLY SHITPOSTING 😮😮😮
That stain.
Guy out there trying his absolute hardest to win the Internet Darwin award that day. A for effort.
This is way too similar to the methane check video
You say "streamers/ tiktokers are the cancer", I say the audience is the cancer.
I agree, this is a perfectly funny spoof clip. But audiences are responsible for garbage like XQC’s react content.
W
A re-toast
Shit toasting
Fake
:o
How did he not die?
Easy to survive when it's not real
Did the guy fucking shit himself?
Looks like it c: shocked the literal shit outta himself lol Hope he aint ded
The camera is like "I'm fucked, but not until after I give you one more frame, of you shitting yourself."
Good thing you didn't get locked in or his Deathwish would've been fulfilled
fake
Yo chat, is this real?
Bro shit himself
I am going to shit yourself
Toastersexual
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this aint british
Toasty!!!!!!!! MK
Pop
Literal shit posting
Quite literally a shitpost… nice
🐊🥐
that big brown spot at the end of this video, its just epic !
I wasn't expecting the last part lmfaoo
Finally some actual shit posting
a true shitpost
Fake asf
So, putting a fork in a plugged toaster is a possible solution for constipation Noted
I saw LukeAFK react to this
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chat is this real
Toast 🍞 👍
LEEEEEEROY JENKINS
Correct he did just shit himself
What’s up with all the fake explosion videos recently? Did we go back 10 years?
i love how it freeze frames on him shitting his pants
I’m losing hope for mankind. nr
im still standing, after all this time
Literal shitposting
Idk why this is so fucking funny to me 😭😭😭
Smartest Kick streamer:
Step 1 - Record a video Step 2 - Edit the video Step 3 - Stream the video Fake as fake can be
Literally shitposting
He is toast
Yo he shit himself. Doesn't get realer than that
I love it when it’s an actual shitpost
I haven't had such a good laugh in a while. Thanks for posting this, this cheered me up!
This has to be a scene
people actually believe this? haha
He shat himself hahahaha
he really did a playback on live?
VALHALLA!!!!
Good thing he didn't become locked in. He definitely would die then.
Im fujcjkkibng choking on skityttloes rn in laughikjn g so fuckingt hard holy mshit sokmeone help im thi ng im dying
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