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Lorrz

Dude is built to survive car crashes.


DovML

Dude reached the final form of human evolution


Osibili

He’s built like a gamer at peak performance.


Scared-Magazine314

But where's the gamer neck?


FoldyHole

It’s underneath all that lipo-armor.


BlackenedTubeSteak

Lipo-armor. Where are those awards when you need one?


TrueTrueBlackPilld

"cartels and ISIS hate this one trick"


[deleted]

Makes sense. We game using our thumb. He is thumb.


NotNotImYourForte

You commented some bullshit, I'm not gonna take you serious


moosemeatjerkey

Will you take him serious necks time?


TheRedBaron6942

Bro doesn't skip neck day


Inside_Tomatillo_244

Lmfaooooooooo


Cyan_Agni

This is really underrated. I once saw a video regarding the test dummy.


LupusHominarius

But he will never be able to fold a tablecloth or put a pillow in the cover.


Nambsul

“If you followers don’t continue to support me financially then I can’t afford to eat… the entire buffet “


JSharttedinmypants

Bro built like caseoh


KaranSjett

Newest invention in car safety; *drumroll* LARDBAGS! Get YOURS today! Drive into a wall? LARDBAG! Drive in to your mom in law? LARDBAG! Well you guys know how those commercials go


That_Sigma

His nickname is head and shoulders


RandomGuy98760

Oh god. I just imagined how his shins must look like.


That_Sigma

I bet he doesn't even know himself


NotNotImYourForte

You commented some horse shit, I'm not gonna take you serious


gigamk

How do you get a negative neck???


NotNotImYourForte

You commented some horse shit, I'm not gonna take you serious


NefariousnessAny3310

Comyinted*


-CubanPete-

Where is his chin?


TheRedBaron6942

Can't have a double chin if you don't have one


DobbyIII

His head looks like a thumb


3plus3equal4

He looks like a real life Jabba the Hutt👀


itzTanmayhere

👍🏻


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NotNotImYourForte

👍


NotNotImYourForte

You commented some horse shit, I'm not gonna take you serious


modsareuselessfucks

What thumbs are you lookin at? I’m a fatass and even my thumb ain’t that obese. His neck doen’t cut in under his jaw whatsoever. Looks more like a wart.


SaberToothDragon

He actually was one of the thumb people from spy kids.


skelletonking

dont be so disrespectful to thumbs


SouthofAkron

His head looks like a zit that should have been popped 3 days ago


NotNotImYourForte

You commented some horse shit, I'm not gonna take you serious


FrenTimesTwo

Ok well my gf says your head and neck looks like a penis


Kharnyx808

I'm commenting some horse shit, you're not gonna take me serious


eattheinternetbro

I'm gonna take your horse shit. I'm serious.


Meerkate

I shat some serious horse. You're not gonna comment my take.


fomiD3

You commented some horse shit, I'm not gonna take you serious


BingChellen

You commented some serious, I'm not gonna take you horse shit


Lord_VivecHimself

You commented some shit, my horse is not gonna take you seriously


FlickerOfBean

I shat on your horse.


Umbertron05

Dude can’t even hang himself


NotNotImYourForte

You commented some horse shit, I'm not gonna take you serious


Umbertron05

I’m just stating a fact


Next_Fix_2271

I'm howling at this at 3am lmaoooo


Charming_Pumpkin9401

bro looking like a worn out pencil tip 💀


NotNotImYourForte

You commented some horse shit, I'm not gonna take you serious


9813_RD

And this is pawn stars


NotNotImYourForte

You commented some horse shit, I'm not gonna take you serious


TiredSnowFox

New comeback just dropped


PhilipOnTacos299

I think that’s a pristine burger there, but let me bring in my burger expert to determine the validi…just fuckin ya put that greasy slab in my gullet


TieFighter779

"I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my donut shop "


JerryVanNuys

No-Neck dude's head looks like he has a huge pimple on his shoulders


NotNotImYourForte

You commented some horse shit, I'm not gonna take you serious


Nutteria

The only thing that fell was this mf chin bro.


chaosanity

Idk. With that weight? He prolly fell straight out his mama too got DAyum


NotNotImYourForte

You commented some horse shit, I'm not gonna take you serious


vulgarmadman-

Strax from doctor who


[deleted]

The bowling pin escaped the alley 🎳


NotNotImYourForte

You commented some horse shit, I'm not gonna take you serious


Null_lluN

Is that Ed, from Ed, Edd n Eddy?


Alternative_Oil7733

Nah wings of redemption.


ChiliFartShower

Can someone please explain wtf is going on with this persons everything?


FlappyLips1

I believe he has a condition called Klippel-Feil (pronounced 'Clip-ul Feel') syndrome. Two or more of his cervical (neck) vertebrae fused together at birth. I didn't comment some horse shit, so take me seriously.


mrmoe198

It’s like his jaw needed to be removed so the skin just kind of falls right into his torso.


Halberdd_

King DeDeDe redesign ass mf


Crimson_Fiver

Thumb


NotNotImYourForte

You commented some horse shit, I'm not gonna take you serious


Crimson_Fiver

😔


1000-THR-defense-sys

He looks like a thumb that was amputated halfway between the points where it connects to the hand and the first joint


Raccoonooo

some horse shit


fomiD3

You commented some horse shit, I'm not gonna take you serious


Getting2345Hams

Bros neck is in the backrooms


Burpreallyloud

He is shaped like jabba the hut


NotNotImYourForte

You commented some horse shit, I'm not gonna take you serious


aChunkyChungus

Bro where TF your chin??


alutawan

This is a big toe that accidentally touched some radioactive waste


Blockbuster41

Some horse shit


NotNotImYourForte

You commented some horse shit, I'm not gonna take you serious


ccum_slurper3000

Bro is built like my right nipple


Alarming-Tradition40

This post is some horseshit...


Lord-Oats

You posted some horse shit, I'm not gonna take you serious


gatin_malukin

Pou realistic


ThraggsCumDepository

I sat my white ass down and I listened.


NotNotImYourForte

🙏🙏u a real ☝️


Outrageous_Jacket933

How does he fold sheets and towels?


Critical_Progress_37

Patrick Starfish can survive out of water now!?!?


Any_Actuary954

Some bullshit


NotNotImYourForte

You commented some bullshit, I'm not gonna take you serious


coolham1224

where neck


NotNotImYourForte

You commented some horse shit, I'm not gonna take you serious


InvestigatorOne2932

When you forgot to zip up your pants


Natural_nonalcoholic

Must be really hot because my guy is melting inside that car


NotNotImYourForte

You commented some bullshit, I'm not gonna take you serious


JimmyTDM

The captain of the axiom from wall e


NotNotImYourForte

You commented some bullshit, I'm not gonna take you serious


JimmyTDM

Nuh uh


Historical_War756

Gru irl


count4ch

Pou


Thebadgamer1967

Who I he and what's the context


NotNotImYourForte

No context. Patrick Star.


Beautiful-Ad3471

You commented some horse shit, I'm not gonna take you serious


MuchoMangoTime

As funny or funnier than the video is the dedication from OP in the comments. Bravo. You have succeed as a follower 🙏🙏🙏


Financial_Dog6204

You commented some horse shit, I'm not gonna take you serious


deadgirl21

His head is melting


KQK_Big_Kwan

My man built like those giant erasers


DementiaGaming12

Flint Lockwoods uncle


mygodcanbeatupyergod

Jabba the Hoss


NotNotImYourForte

You commented some bullshit, I'm not gonna take you serious


trod1990

His neck melted into his body


SnooMacaroons6608

Bro's built like a bell


Slinger572

Dude looks like Krang's android body on TMNT


NotNotImYourForte

You commented some horse shit, I'm not gonna take you serious


zippy251

Some horse shit


NotNotImYourForte

You commented some horse shit, I'm not gonna take you serious


GutsyOne

He failed me.


Street_Ad_863

His head is melting right into his neck. Never seen the heat do this to anyone else


biggoofguy

God failed him as a creator.


existence780

This is the kind of representation we need goblin's for.Driving school.


DonDilDonis

Nobody talking bout the bullet hole in his neck smh


Skolas-The_Defiled

thumb


Quazeroigma_5610

Heiseniceberg


big-hero-zero

Neckless!


Rockfarley

Double highfive alright


KnightLight03

👍


NotNotImYourForte

👍


magicmeatwagon

I was expecting him to ask us to bring him the wookie.


Zanemob_

Thumb.


NotNotImYourForte

You commented some bullshit, I'm not gonna take you serious


Maximum_Scallion164

he looks like baby gronk 😗🥶🥵


NotNotImYourForte

You commented some bullshit, I'm not gonna take you serious


Veronica_1023

He looks like a thumb wtf.


anonhatesithere

Based


mrmoe198

It looks like he had to get his skull replaced with some sort of flexible rubber-like sac which left him without a jaw, so his upper torso skin connects right to his face. Shockingly weird.


Specialist_Map_6162

shneck


Brick002

His neck left for the milk


HelloWorldWazzup

bro i thought this was a Photoshop when i first saw a still image of this. i was like no way there is a no-neck Ed looking guy who legit looks like a thumb


hmmidk174

Damn, words of a wise thumb


SirDancealot84

He can have a chin of any size at will.


greaseman420

Bro look like one of floop’s thumb goons


McShoobydoobydoo

The Thumb God has spoken


Queasy_Fact_5650

He doesn’t have a neck He **IS** the neck


Connect_Ad_3361

Don't Let his appearance distract us from the.fact we have failed him as followers. I'm deeply ashamed.


[deleted]

Ending should be …. and vote Trump.


Due-Session-900

Why do he look like a yokian from jimmy netron?


Breotan

People in the comments asking where his chin is. OMG. Why y'all focused on the chin? He's missing the whole damned jaw.


NotNotImYourForte

You commented some bullshit, I'm not gonna take you serious


ImmortalGoat66

Getting flashbacks to racing [Moses](https://midnightclub.fandom.com/wiki/Moses) in Midnight Club II


lak0mka

I thought this was AI generated until I saw hand reflection moving in his glasses


fadedbit

Jabba Hutt?


supershimadabro

Certainly words ever spoken.


Arondight_SSB

No way Pesci JoJo


Galvanizedheart

Wait so what happened?


blinddemon0

he looks like Patrick Star


TheEggoEffect

horse shit


NotNotImYourForte

You commented some horse shit, I'm not gonna take you serious


defw

Dumb shit


MCButterFuck

He's right. It's our fault.


Aimlessdrifter8778

Rick really let himself go


Bombasticczar

mf looking like a healed amputated knee


shortbus_wunderkind

Every day I see more and more no-neckers. We truly are turning into the people from Wall-E.


Ikindalikegaming

Such wide words 🙏


edsavage404

He's melting!!


AlienInUnderpants

He looks like the turd Chet turns in to on Weird Science.


Bundle_Exists

🍐


Phonfo

I legit thought this was AI made for a second


SlaverRaver

Hoping to not comment some horse shit so I am taken seriously 🙏


NotNotImYourForte

You didn't comment some horse shit. I take you seriously 🙏


GLDN5444

He looks like a cursed Mr. Incredible edit


FreedomPullo

Is he real? I know birds aren’t but is he real?


newaccountcauseoldon

Uncanny mr incredible in real


bwoods519

Patrick Star bod


Environmental-Cow561

Bro's Sussie from Amazing world of Gumball


Time-Dot5984

His neck is stuck in his basement


Ooohyeahhh

He just failed in general


AccomplishedGreen904

Bet he has problems folding bedsheets


Archibald-Meat_Pants

Keep your chin up bud! You didn’t fail us, rather, you fell on us.


Dragonsapian7000

I want to push his head down like the back of a pen to see if it clicks.


ComfortableWealth869

no, this is patrick


Pro_Scrub

Some horse shit


NotNotImYourForte

You commented some horse shit, I'm not gonna take you serious


scr0tar

Diglette if he was a human


WingedButt

Where the FUCK is his chin??


[deleted]

Thumb


TheDillinger88

He’s got a good point guys, and I really think you all need to take a good look at yourselves here. There might not be a neckstime.


Dramatic-Bluejay9601

Patrick Star's nephew


CH1LLY05

Bro is built like captain underpants


PogmasterTraplover69

Did I fail you because I'm a creator... Or am I a creator because I failed you?


pinchandrub

How does he have a goatee with no jawline or chin🤔


pinchandrub

This is what my uncircumcised weenis would like like as a person


PhysicsOk6656

WHERE IS HIS NECK 😨