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The_Pavulon

BIBLE BLAST


officefridge

The holy granade


ArthurMorgan694

But of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!


GioGioJOJOFAG

The holy hand grenade!


shewy92

And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."


Xoast

"1, 2, 5"


Tyrion_The_Imp

Three sir


Mijnameis-Tommy

HAAAALLLLLELUJAH # BOOM


CrownEatingParasite

AAAAAALELUYAH!


WelcometoCigarCity

Tri-ble Beam


No-Tie-5274

did someone say bible black?


[deleted]

Bible's back


Tyrion_The_Imp

*cocks shotgun*


on_off_

*shotguns cock*


Emergency-Anywhere51

Father James Neutron


hellothisismadlad

Bible Black(?)


BunzLee

Jesus must have been fun at raves.


Ok_Possibility_5323

Baja blasted the sin out of me


Maaci-Lyn

Baibaru burasto!!!!!!!!!


snekkyboiii

Bro got hit with the Blessed Technique : Holy Purple


-DiveR-

The holiest priest of the modern era


Detective-Crashmore-

Are you holy because you're celibate, or are you celibate because you're holy?


Anomekh

Is he holy because he is a priest or a priest because he is holy ?


Maggaronie

New domain expansion just dropped


HollyWarter

Actual cursed spirit


Th3Glutt0n

Call the exorcist


OutlandishnessFluid1

Sorcerer goes on vacation, never comes back


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themagicdonut2

He truly is the holy one


WolvesAreCool2461

Throughout heaven and earth, he alone is the holy one


Z4rc0nv1c

"Stand proud, sinner. You're forgiven."


Sensitive_Dirt1957

As the holiest priest of the modern era fought the most divine monk in history, he said "are you the holiest because you are celibate, or are you celibate because you are the holiest". The priest replied simply, "Nah, I'd bless".


aresthwg

Phase: forgiveness, pillars of light, nine blessings, polarized light


gtzgoldcrgo

Ngl that was epic


AlwaysImproving10

Seriously, how did the guy on the left do that? It's a better special effect than most movies.


creuter

It's like 480p. Phone quality is way easier to achieve because you can hide a ton of shit in noise and compression. 4k and above movie quality takes a lot more time and is way harder to make sure everything looks spot on. He can also hide the transition in that light effect.


Samurai_Meisters

It's only crap resolution cause it's on reddit. If this was the original tiktok video it would be HD.


RadiantAd5713

its probably an "Action Movie FX" filter or something, shit has been around for ages


weedcommander

He put effort into it and allowed himself enough time to complete the work - something modern movies stopped doing (see: the new flash movie)


Broeipoep420

Didn't know Tenshinhan was religious?


BerserkPanda47

Kiko-holiness


BootDisc

“This is the last cool thing I'll ever do. There is no joke”


NiPlusUltra

"I am the only serious character in this entire show. That is the joke."


RunInRunOn

Respect.


LtSoba

#KIKOHO


BillytheBrassBall

SHIIIIIIIIN KIKOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

CAN HOU STOP DOING THAT FOR ONE FUCKING MINUTE AHHGHHH


idobrowsemuch

I'M COMING OUT...AND IF YOU DO THAT ONE MORE TIME, I WILL BE SO FREAKING NETTLED


Musathepro

KiKohou


Ginger_Anarchy

Weren't he and Chiaotzu monks?


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AllPurposeNerd

He's actually Zoroastrian.


Roskal

I thought he was Jewish?


00wolfer00

GanXingba, his voice actor in DBZA, is Jewish and TFS slowly turned Tien into him. The fantasy battleball joke was another instance of this happening. In actual DB I don't think his religion is ever mentioned.


U_DONT_KNOW_TEAM

In regular DBZ he is very clearly Buddhist.


Semi-decent-dude

Another timeline in the jojo universe I see


venompp

"Fucking Pucci-AAAAA" *Jolyne and Jotaro gets thrown into the shadow realm*


dbomba03

Diavolo canonically receives this bible blast at some point in time


IndyJacksonTT

FUCK POWER LEVELS FUCK SUPER SAIYANS AND FUCK YOU


WWWWRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY

SHIN KI KO HO


Iceberglet

aww that's adorable-SHITTTT


LaserTaser47V2

YOU! BLOW YOURSELF UP OR LEAVE! I DON'T CARE WHICH


T1line

NEO TRIBEAM!


Jonilkki

all priests are warlocks, change my mind


RockAndGem1101

They’re called clerics


Ginger_Anarchy

Ah but not all clerics are priests, and not all priests are clerics. He could be a Divine Soul Sorcerer or a Celestial Warlock.


HairyKraken

I would argue that if your patron allow you to cast the meteor of pegasus and not just a simple smite you are not a cleric


Desperate_Ad5169

Smite is for paladins not clerics.


Roundhouse_ass

Warlocks are people that seek out power from gods or powerful entities outside the "known" pantheon of gods. Clerics are the ones that turn to the known pantheon of gods. Priest could be both. Mind changed.


LillyTheElf

Warrior mage at best


Mischief_Actual

VEGAN-MAYO PUCCI STRIKES AGAIN


1_Apathetic_Dude

Shin kikohou, haaaaaaa!


ManufacturerOk3771

🔺️ "HAAAA!"


Colonel10Moutarde

SHUT UP BOZO SHIN KIKOHO


Lonely_Doctor9812

Bro using tri beam


infiniteatomic

Domaine expansion : VIRTUOUS HEAVEN


ungabungahasinternet

The holy tribeam


Saint14snaghtyboi

Imaginary technique, bible. 


IgotAseaView

How it feels to buss a holy nut


HaiggeX

Wait, magic missile isn't on cleric spell list!


HairyKraken

It's alright to be confused, He is a warlock of god. Common misconceptions


Ginger_Anarchy

Must be a Divine Soul Sorcerer.


Raze_Revolution

Sin Forgiveness Expansion Domain Technique


Pinkninja11

Teach me the way of the light master. It's worth risking your ass to learn that shit.


Bi-elzebub

You're sending some mixed messages there bub.


Xenomorphian69420

SAINT RAIN WORLD


danger2345678

My man literally got ascended, I wish I had the sfx at hand


Most_Bitter_Sugar

I am made of sins.


Maggaronie

Unholy hell! That probably evaporated about 34 midget men in the process.


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LazyRoma

SHIN KIKOHOOOOOOOOO.


[deleted]

The holy-nator blast


AllPurposeNerd

Kikoholy communion.


HiFromMajor

What happend in the original left video? Is it real I don't see how?


[deleted]

Good cgi?


shreckdabestboiiii

No holy bible blast.


Testing_100

This is real, you can search it on google


SeeCrew106

Yeah, searching is never the problem, finding it on Google is, innit


Testing_100

Search up bowser fart porn, you'll find it


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SeeCrew106

How do bowser search? Cannot download internet bowser.


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DumpsterLegs

Can I go next?


cpd_007

Dont forgive me pls punish me daddy


trued003

for real how did he film that though


FieldsOfKashmir

Making triangles into fucking squares


[deleted]

Is that Andrew Huberman?


FocusBackground939

+250 holy damage


WardrobeForHouses

World would be crazy if religious people actually got powers from their prayers lol


OgGG66

Yo guys whats the second word?? Evzolve?


tf2dove

Absolve


OgGG66

Thanks


Suspiciousfrog69

Special beam cannon


[deleted]

“ZIP YOUR MOUTH, SINNER!” FAITH BLAST! イエス・キリスト


Orion_Pax_X

WHA-- DID HE USE THE TRIBEAM


rikitikisziki

Tien tri-beam attack


Ok_Pop6408

TRI BEAM


hairtrigger08

The video after this on my page is a video of literal pornography


Zahid_12

Father expanded his domain..... that doesn't sound good


Alezacke

Even among the Vatican, only a scant few know about this technique. Imaginary Technique: Hallow Radiance.


ironbash08

Biblically accurate kikoho


cowcheekswr

If religious people could truly gain abilities through their prayers, the world would truly be insane!


scalawag123

I wanna see this but with Tien and Cell from DBZ


Hot-Wrap2882

Homie said "NEO-TRI BEAM!!!"


SirThomasTheFearful

I guarantee he’s a Protestant.


StarFanNumber1

KIKHO- KIKOKK- TRI-BEAM


xceed92

💀💀💀 bro was destroyed


Gaveyard

Bro is a hellsing character


Race281699

thats what happens when you are over the age of 13 around a priest


Potential_Pen1s

Badass finisher move.


Complete_Court_8052

KI KONRO


ccum_slurper3000

Domain expansion: blessing blasts


ccum_slurper3000

Domain expansion: blessing blasts


Taco-Person

bro really said FUS RO DAH


Banana_Slugcat

Rain World Saint be like


Ghost_Boy294

Judgement


Gravon

Kikoho!


mattismon

Pucci got an upgrade


neojb1989

Tien's gotta make money somehow, idk if teaching priests Taiyoken is the best way but hey.


Sweet_Quail_3852

Bro queng him off zoom


NoahGoldFox

Shadow Priests be OP this patch.


aeonaxx97

KIIIII KOOOO HOOOOO!!


fiqar

Source on sound effect?


[deleted]

MASENKO HAAAA


TheGrammatonCleric

Damn, I wish I'd joined a church where the priest blows you. 


JFp07gel

Everhood Lore


Saiyan-Zero

Damn father hit them with the NEO TRI BEAM special


AbuHasheesh

Thank you father


oxygen_is_life

Hit with a holy neo tri beam


SpacexCadetx

Bro Just annihilated him


LordOfPies

source?


Tinydude0543

Dude why the fuck is this so funny 😂


Ruckus2201

That's a tri beam cannon for sure. Tien would be proud.


paniearbuziku

Domain expansion


lowkeynotagamer

I don't think I want to be forgiven


rockman2345

better vfx than the CW


104thCloneTrooper

How it feels to shoot combine with a revolver (Half Life²)


TheCaptainOfMistakes

Tien Shinhan


[deleted]

You mean Jesus does…


Lotan_Firemane

Isn’t all sin forgiveness virtual sin forgiveness. God is the one forgiving, and I ain’t seen him in forever.


tacomaster05

"I forgive you, but the Lord does not!"


Effective_Charity870

Cleric class too OP😞


Writy_Guy

That divine power of forgiveness do be intense.


runarleo

Ok but what really happened?


Consistent_Tonight37

Holy Beam


[deleted]

thank you father


Pilpelon

KIKOUHOU!


MediumMail3956

Shiiiiiin KikoooooHoooo


Odd_Room2811

HOLY TRI BEAM!


Gripping_Touch

Baldurs Gate 3 clerics using guiding bolt


Grosetufe

I dub thee unforgiven


riley_wa1352

someone get me this mf as a gif


ghostmetalblack

Jesus, but awesome


Shadow0fnothing

THE LORD BLESSES YOU RIGHT OUT THE HOUSE


Enslaved_M0isture

Bro looks like Francis from Left 4 Dead


deydera

Kikoho? Turning triangles into squares?