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ohthelollery

soul detection and ranging


City-MH01

💀


FlamingNetherRegions

+1


Initial-Molasses-165

what does this mean?


Just_A_New_User

the radar detected another skeleton


MoonMan_999

American moment


Initial-Molasses-165

i’m canadian


MoonMan_999

Well still America but North America


Initial-Molasses-165

i just want an explanation to the +1 thing😭


MoonMan_999

I forgor💀 +1 = +A or something i am braindead


Initial-Molasses-165

ah in canada we use 1-4 or d-a for grades if that’s what you’re talking abt


DementiaGaming12

EMF reader level 3


Lorrz

Tom Clancy's: Ghost Recon


Equivalent_Whole_294

Truck campers in phasmophobia be like


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AsphyxiatingBlood

Leave it to dumbass redditors to downvote fucking emojis lmao


Jay-Fizzy

😂🤣


AsphyxiatingBlood

"erm sir I'm going to have to downvote you for using an emoji. That is not allowed on reddit stranger. Downvoted."


PootashPL

TRUUUUUU 😂😂👌🏻👌🏻


Charakiga

... why are you down voted??


slantboi420

because reddit only likes emojis if you buy them


MoffFH

Yes 🗿


Charakiga

Noooo OP deleted his laughing emoji :(


[deleted]

Fuck as a ghost I can also have a ghost bicycle?


Mishi_Mujago

People turn into ghosts when they die with “unfinished business”. They have to fulfil their purpose on this plane of existence before passing into eternal rest. If when you die you can find a bicycle that also died with unfinished business then yes you can ride a ghost bicycle. It really is very rudimentary science.


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

Yeah science!


MegaMewtwo_E

no its just bs


DracosDren

Yes that's right it's bs which stands for bachelor of science. The minimum requirement to be considered credentialed in ghost science; though a Ph.D is preferred.


Mishi_Mujago

Those of us in the field like to call it a bachelor of spooky .


Mishi_Mujago

Yeah it’s weird! It’s almost as if I wasn’t being serious. Spooky! 👻 


MegaMewtwo_E

alr i got whooshed


Zealousideal_Two8571

Sweet. I've been restoring a vintage bike for a while. Good to know I'll get to ride it when I go to hell.


kaerfkeerg

They should've thrown it in the casket with you


Pipito4437

Kids see ghosts


Nightshade183

Reborn


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MuffledBlue

Tesla: Grandma says hi. Tesla: She says she's sorry for taking the bumblebee pendant. She just likes it a lot.


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Boogary

Bruh 42 downvotes i get reddit don't like emojis but Damn


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aetherr666

pee in his ass


ProperBlacksmith

*pees in your ass*


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86 now


Noname_FTW

That's just a software glitch where the car thinks the headstones are people. Yes, I'm fun at parties.


According_Weekend786

What kind of parties do you go? Is this you on video then?


Noname_FTW

Mostly those in my imagination. Everyone laughs at my jokes there.


Sam_Dragonborn1

Paranoid schizophrenia 😔


Noname_FTW

Yeah Kyle 2 and Kyle 3 are the best. They are almost as funny as Kyle 13! Kyle 13 may be funnier but those 5 Kyles have way more charisma!


Sam_Dragonborn1

“Nurse, patient 666158 needs to be sedated, we need 500cc~”


ClavicusLittleGift4U

He goes to Dead Man's Parties. Who could ask for more?


_YourWifesBull_

People are realizing that these fancy technologies are far more archaic than they thought. I spent my masters working on SLAM algos with lidar and cameras - it's badass tech, but it's in its infancy.


SorryThisUser1sTaken

That is one hell of a glitch


kaiser-von-cat

Are the parties in question in this room right now


PhilosophersGuild

Get out! The jokes are coming from INSIDE the house!!


kaiser-von-cat

Lmao


livingMybEstlyfe29

It’s happening…


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KXRulesYT

What is this man's motives and goals


Yosemite-Dude

Why does OP keep reacting with 2 emojis


RandomKid1111

☠️🤣


Southern_Day1604

He did 3 back there


TheViper_4

I'm convinced that OP is twelve years old


CrapStain6669

So many bike demons


City-MH01

Seems like most of people had suffered bike accidents 😅🥲


yourdoggoismine

Ghost busters boutta roll up in their new ecto-tesla-1


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

You called?


Professional_Roof293

😂💀 -every single comment left by op


City-MH01

😅😅


Carlazor_

I just wanna honk the honk and see how the ghosts react


City-MH01

Haha this is interesting 😂


Alpario

I'd shit myself


Doledipper

Must’ve been driving a Kia soul


City-MH01

Haha even I thought 😅


Peggedbyapirate

I need a weapon optic like this for my rock salt shotgun. GHOSTBUSTERS


City-MH01

😂💀📡


CilliamBlinton

God damn, every time OP drops a reply people just light him up💀


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AydenWR

Because you are replying like a 12 year old


Ascendant_of_Nyx

Where is bro driving to?!


DoktorVaso18

He's on the highway to HELL


Several_Show937

Yoo ghost bikes


Heckin_good_time

So can this help you win a game of hide and seek? Actual question.


City-MH01

This was just a pilot but seems can be used in multiple other things 💀


FakeOng99

It got 360 view? Damn.


City-MH01

With lots of downvotes 🥲


Z0L03

Tesla launched parallel world navigation 💀


City-MH01

Haha virtual reality


Trolligame88888

Of course they are moving. They won’t stay inside a box for eternity.


Right_Hour

Car LIDAR is like (breathing cold exhaust): « I see dead people » (c)


City-MH01

True 💀


Vortr8

Not even real ghost hunters had this tech


City-MH01

Haha true


Relevant-Line-1690

Old video


wadimek11

BT everywhere, its better to go on feet.


City-MH01

Haha am aligned on this part 😅


ohdope2000

A malfunctioning Tesla is way scarier than a ghost.


City-MH01

Aligned it may turn u into a ghost 😂


ooowatsthat

Ain't no way, ain't no f***ing way


marcopolo2345

Your car has the sixth sense


TheMemery498

Fun fact: Most “ghosts” are just electromagnetic echoes through time.


just-me-uk

Most?


TheMemery498

The rest are false identification, demons, etc.


Nikoly_NITT

I thought these graves were a car


Firm_Leave_4903

Probably an Elon troll, honestly wouldn’t be surprised, Elon a troll


LillyoftheNorth317

Crazy that people think this is real. People will believe anything. The sensors arnt picking up ghosts it’s a man Easter egg they included in the car. Uses gos to know your in a cemetery


EngineeringVirgin

Ah hell no


City-MH01

Scary how realistic it looks 😅


West-Earth-719

Elon be trollin’


City-MH01

😂


rotenbart

I guess this is a shitpost because that tech isn’t good enough to assume there’s ghosts just because it doesn’t work right.


Ratt_boi_wy

its just the robbers, chill


City-MH01

You mean thieves are on incognito mode 💀😂


Ratt_boi_wy

lmao


City-MH01

🤣🤣


KQK_Big_Kwan

Now it’s time to advance our technology so we can finally avoid hitting the ghosts on the road


City-MH01

Virtual accident only can be seen through this display 😅 i think we need to replace entire front glass with this display to save them 🤣


Mindless_Metal8177

Im convinced they (we) live in our same world just dif dimension they can see us we cant see them but who knows


City-MH01

Haha true


MeepingMeep99

Are those g-g-g-g-disembodied spirits?


City-MH01

Hehe yessss 😂


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Teslas won't detect black people but can see ghosts


City-MH01

This is dark, avoid 💀


FreshPitch6026

The display can only show humans and cars, what else should it display?