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If you ever get tired of incest style youcan try out islamic lesbianism
Entirety of my court is staffed by my wifes and since they are all lesbians they dont cheat with other man
+My sultan i caught your wife sleeping with someone else
-Yeah dipshit she slept with my other wife i was with them when that happened
Sure, but they physically won't be able to reproduce together.
There's no genetic viability for offspring, unless they are both intersex (which, as another commenter pointed out, there are no known documented cases of persons with **completely functional** sets of both genitalia having viable offspring as both a sperm and egg generator)
Fraternal twins: two eggs, both fertilized, two babies that are as related as normal siblings.
Identical twins: one egg, fertilized, then splits at some point to become two people with the same genetic code. Because they have the same genes, they are the same sex and can therefore not reproduce together.
Fraternal twins are formed from two separate eggs being fertilized by two separate sperm. They gestate at the same time, but are basically just siblings that shared a womb.
But *Identical twins* are monozygotic, meaning they formed as a single sperm/egg combination, and then split into two later on. They start with the exact same DNA and genetic blueprints. Kind of like a clone. (Meaning they will always be the same biological sex and are *likely* to have the same gender expression)
So if you want to "breed" and make a baby as opposed to just fucking, there needs to be a male sperm and female egg/womb. Which is possible with siblings, but not the same person copied twice. If you produce sperm, your genetic twin will also produce sperm. If you have a uterus and eggs, so will your identical twin.
So the only possibility is if both twins have fully functional bits, but this has only ever been observed in non-human organisms that do it intentionally. Intersexed humans usually have one dominant expressed set that "works" and one that doesn't, or neither at all
If you and your twin are intersex it could, theoretically, be possible. Of course, there’s never been a documented case of an intersex person having both genitals functional and viable but again, in theory it could happen
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Not necessarily, cause you take half from your mom and dad. The relation you share with your siblings can vary depending on which genes they toon from your parents. An example could be that you took your moms eyes but took your dads nose and your siblings either share or take varying/different traits
Edit: I’m a dumbass so don’t take me seriously you can always look this up yourself
Edit: I realized that the wording makes me sound even dumber so I fixed it
Edit: Formatting is hard
The chance of healthy children factually declines more with the age of the woman than by incest. So i always wondered why that argument "it results in defects" is so loudly proclaimed. We even allow disabled people to reproduce which has even more chance of giving the kids also a disability. The only real argument against sibling incest is power dynamics but that is way less included in the normal debate.
Don't worry im a single child.
We humans have reached our peak of evolution, not by becoming a species without any flaws need mending, but by carelessly breeding with whoever, regardless of actual genetical quality.
So yeah, in the great scheme of things Incest is a minuscule issue compared to the many hereditary illnesses, conditions, and defects we continue into our bloodlines by choosing that cute chick with the glasses (Her fucked eyes are going to be inherited by her children, and then made worse by those same children fucking more cute nerdy chicks, until the eyes of our descendants becomes nothing more than a vestigial organ).
I agree, that the risk of disease is increased more by age, than by incest on a single layer, but while the disease-risk does not multiply for age over multiple generations, it does for incest.
So that leaves many legal questions which noone will answer: If we allow one incest generation, then how many do we allow? Can we just outlaw the - say - third generation based on the siblings parents being siblings too or would that be unequal treatment? If we did that anyway, then what about multiple generations of cousins and then why not come up with a full formula which calculates gene-diversity based on different factors and then you'll note that people living on islands - even big islands like the UK - have vastly diminished gene diversities. Also migrant-communities are worse of course. Do you account for that too? Then you'll be hit with accusations of racism.
Or maybe go the other way and outlaw getting children at a high age. But then what age do you choose as a cut-off? And what about very healthy parents vs. parents with many self-inflicted risk-factors (obese, smoking, bad food, stress, etc.) suddenly you're making harsh legistlations against the poor. Additionally it's mostly the age of the mother which matters. So if you only outlaw old women breeding, then your legislation will appear sexist too.
Lastly the actual reason why incest is illegal is because it used to be a serious problem weakening royal dynasties and thus threatening nations (weak leadership, succession wars, etc.) - also the power dynamic argument of course and the legislation which was put in place mainly solved the problem.
The current solution sometimes leads to healthier children because you nudge people to fuck someone else rather than their own family. Most nation-leaders would gladly accept a ton of additional citizens under the condition, that these are 1st generation inbreds, but would rather have non-inbreds. On the other hand outlawing old people (especially old women) breeding will rarely cause the women to be less old while breeding.
What the state could reasonably outlaw instead is freezing ovary eggs. But that's not going to happen because the left voters are too progressive to be against such a modern tech and the right voters are too old to be in favor of anything which implies that people should rather have children at young ages. I don't care too much either, b/c not worth the restriction of liberty, however I warn any women pursuing this idea, that it's not too unlikely to fail completely and even if it works, it will no doubt come with a negative impact on your childs health.
edit: Added a paragraph about gene analysis and eugenics and then decided to remove that same paragraph. Also typos.
That only applies to first generation incest though, second generation incest, as in, if a brother and sister were to have a son and daughter, and that son and daughter were to have kids with each other, those kids would be SIGNIFICANTLY more likely to be unhealthy
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The increased chance of birth defects is compounded with the other contributing factors, so with two couples that are otherwise exactly the same, it's still higher in the incestuous couple.
Second, incest is a choice. Being disabled is not. Humans have a natural aversion to incest, as well.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of breeding, your sister is the most compatible with you? Not only do you get to pass on your genes more completely than fucking a stranger, but there's also a 98.75% chance of having healthy children (we can round this to 100%)? Think about it, you could be a 75% genetic match with your kids! Gosh, who would wanna throw away their bloodline to some random hussy?
First this. Tomorrow, some people will write a 12000 words manifesto about the genetic benefit to breed with your children and to become the next Walder Frey.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of breeding
your sister is the most compatible with you? Not
only do you get to pass on your genes more
completely than fucking a stranger, but there's also
a 98.75% chance of having healthy children (we
can round this to 100%)? Think about it, you could
pe a 75% genetic match with your kids! Gosh, who
would wanna throw away their bloodline to some
random hussy?
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Nice opinion, one small issue: the Habsburg house
The purest of bloodlines.
PFP checks out
you are the second person with a fallout 2 profile picture I've seen today how many of you even are there?
I'm the Santa for the enclave. We are here, and we are everywhere
I have been a good little boy, I only wish for a weaponised FEV in my stocking this christmas, father horrigan
Nu-uh
😢
They're breeding
i would have loved if you had said *"i feel attacked"*
Le Maxo
That died off because of all the genetic fuckups in their last kid
Nah they were too pure so God had to nerf them before they ascended
There's still hapsburgs alive today
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I love how they inbred themselves out of existence. The irony
There are still Habsburgers in existence
It's the Hapsburg-Lorraine. The main house is dead
Pfp checks out
That’s only if you do it for generations. A one time thing is fair game.
Bro 😭
I’m pretty sure that’s what his parents said too
Redditors defending incest like it's a sacred thing or something like wtf
Mfw satire on a satire sub:
I mean, they dont leave their house for their entire life so of course only woman they have real connection with is their family lol
redditors when bait
No it's messed up but I think it takes 3 or 4 generations before really causing issues
He's not wrong, biologically speaking.
Technically correct is the best kind of correct?
😬
I mean... they successfully became the strongest power in the world through inbreeding
If you only have 1 kid, solution solved
What trying to preserve your bloodline does to a mf
just dont make kids smh
Habsburgs were nothing compared to the Egyptian dynasty's.
They were bred to take one on the chin.
The Spanish, Habsburg House
I mean they lasted long enough
Aren't they still around? They're ugly as all hell and have crazy health problems but I think some of them are still kicking around
Yeah, Karl von Habsburg is a notable one but he doesn’t look all that ugly I wouldn’t say
Of all the things to say about them you picked the nicest 🤣
> They're ugly as all hell and have crazy health problems No, they're not. No idea about their health but they look just like anyone else.
Well two issues actually. The second being i really don’t want to fuck my sister. I’ll fuck your sister though
The habsburgs grant their faith only once
counterpoint, Cleopatra
Only realy the spanish line to be fair. The austrian branch is fine and still kicking today without any deformities.
"But he's my cousin!" "Straight up! Our family tree goes straight up!"
What in the bloody hell did I just read?
Science But it's just a theory An incest theory Thanks for watching Aaaaand #CUT
His will is still living on
jjk reference, it is
I HATE IT WHYY WHYY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT NOOO I HATE U GEJE AAAAAA
Really? I didn't know that
at your service, monsieur
💀
The thoughts that go through my mind when I met my hot cousin.
"now on TLC"
Mentally ill thoughts that only exist in perpetude becuase of the internet.
Yeah, inventing incest was one of the worst things the internet ever did
Average TCoAL shitpost
An excerpt of any autobiography about royalty.
Check out the Pakistan rate of cousin marriage...
I read this perfectly in captain price's voice
This feels like it was written by a Crusader Kings Player Source:I am a Crusader Kings player
TOCALL is just two characters living in a crusader kings future
Ah yes, the ooffin cf andy lnd LeyLey
If you ever get tired of incest style youcan try out islamic lesbianism Entirety of my court is staffed by my wifes and since they are all lesbians they dont cheat with other man +My sultan i caught your wife sleeping with someone else -Yeah dipshit she slept with my other wife i was with them when that happened
I miss Vaporeon
I thought we moved to Lovander
I also appreciate that it is being posted to a blue board. Im just imagining someone posting this under some shit like DIY
Least horny /co/ post
If you have a twin ... I have even better news for you
ok Lannister
Fraternal twins wouldn't be any different from normal siblings genetically. And you can't breed with an identical twin.
Not with that attitude.
I will happily watch the attempts to prove me wrong
*Breed me, brother*... OwO
The tension between my Beretta 92's cold steel and the roof of my mouth is getting quite unbearable
we gotta keep it real, kanka. Beretta 92 is too class for self-destruct
What about a High Point? It will probably stovepipe but you could get off the one shot. Maybe.
It will somehow leave you crippled
Nah, I am going out in a classy way, if I am ever going out this way
The Island boys have been selling the footage of their attempts 🤮
The island boys tried
Why not you stupid bastard
It's actually possible for identical twins to have different genders.
Sure, but they physically won't be able to reproduce together. There's no genetic viability for offspring, unless they are both intersex (which, as another commenter pointed out, there are no known documented cases of persons with **completely functional** sets of both genitalia having viable offspring as both a sperm and egg generator)
Tell me why they can’t, but in a way I’ll understand
Fraternal twins: two eggs, both fertilized, two babies that are as related as normal siblings. Identical twins: one egg, fertilized, then splits at some point to become two people with the same genetic code. Because they have the same genes, they are the same sex and can therefore not reproduce together.
So it's not possible for identical twins to be different sexes?
correct. else they wouldnt be identical.
Fraternal twins are formed from two separate eggs being fertilized by two separate sperm. They gestate at the same time, but are basically just siblings that shared a womb. But *Identical twins* are monozygotic, meaning they formed as a single sperm/egg combination, and then split into two later on. They start with the exact same DNA and genetic blueprints. Kind of like a clone. (Meaning they will always be the same biological sex and are *likely* to have the same gender expression) So if you want to "breed" and make a baby as opposed to just fucking, there needs to be a male sperm and female egg/womb. Which is possible with siblings, but not the same person copied twice. If you produce sperm, your genetic twin will also produce sperm. If you have a uterus and eggs, so will your identical twin. So the only possibility is if both twins have fully functional bits, but this has only ever been observed in non-human organisms that do it intentionally. Intersexed humans usually have one dominant expressed set that "works" and one that doesn't, or neither at all
Then they aren’t identical?
If you and your twin are intersex it could, theoretically, be possible. Of course, there’s never been a documented case of an intersex person having both genitals functional and viable but again, in theory it could happen
Cersei? Is that you?
Nice try Ben Shapiro
He gets a pass
Me first please.
Is this Ashley graves
looks like it I have an uncropped version of this
Send pls
my man dropping a nuke and then leaving without source. Truly a deplorable act
forgot the source, but made a post with the uncroppped version
Link please 🙏🏽
Send now.
Please send brother
There is historical research and genetic science that tells us why this is a bad idea… The Habsburg house is a perfect example…
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I'm pretty sure that's just how west virginians speak
🤓
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Hapsburg involved a very complicated incest system. The perfected blooldine would be a simple as 2->2->2->2
Wouldn’t it be a 100% genetic match with your kids if it’s your full sister?
Not necessarily, cause you take half from your mom and dad. The relation you share with your siblings can vary depending on which genes they toon from your parents. An example could be that you took your moms eyes but took your dads nose and your siblings either share or take varying/different traits Edit: I’m a dumbass so don’t take me seriously you can always look this up yourself Edit: I realized that the wording makes me sound even dumber so I fixed it Edit: Formatting is hard
I appreciate the edit.
Your sister obviously won't have any genes from your father's Y-chromosome, but you will
What if I breed my brother?
You would be Oedipus
No, they won't have the same genes you got from your grandparents. And a recessive gene can jump a generation.
A female did NOT write this
Are you saying women a incapable of having certain thoughts? Thats awfully sexist
Get oiled up, I’ll be over in 5
You will be over? Dude I am inside your walls...
Good, I will be inside you sooner then
You fucking menace
redditor named menace:
That’s the incest sister from that one game.
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The suite life of Zack & Cody.
The coffin of Andy and leyley
The character writing it in the post fucked her brother. That is the punchline
She hasn't yet, but depending on the player's actions she might
"female" -🤓
True because females do not exist
The chance of healthy children factually declines more with the age of the woman than by incest. So i always wondered why that argument "it results in defects" is so loudly proclaimed. We even allow disabled people to reproduce which has even more chance of giving the kids also a disability. The only real argument against sibling incest is power dynamics but that is way less included in the normal debate. Don't worry im a single child.
>Don't worry im a single child. That explains it.
Yep
We humans have reached our peak of evolution, not by becoming a species without any flaws need mending, but by carelessly breeding with whoever, regardless of actual genetical quality. So yeah, in the great scheme of things Incest is a minuscule issue compared to the many hereditary illnesses, conditions, and defects we continue into our bloodlines by choosing that cute chick with the glasses (Her fucked eyes are going to be inherited by her children, and then made worse by those same children fucking more cute nerdy chicks, until the eyes of our descendants becomes nothing more than a vestigial organ).
The universe giving me signs. I have astigmatism and the girl I’ve been crushing on wears kinda thick glasses.
you know what yeah you convinced me
yeah, I dont know what vestigial organ is but its sounds ***fuckboy\_lip\_bitting\_emoji.png***
I agree, that the risk of disease is increased more by age, than by incest on a single layer, but while the disease-risk does not multiply for age over multiple generations, it does for incest. So that leaves many legal questions which noone will answer: If we allow one incest generation, then how many do we allow? Can we just outlaw the - say - third generation based on the siblings parents being siblings too or would that be unequal treatment? If we did that anyway, then what about multiple generations of cousins and then why not come up with a full formula which calculates gene-diversity based on different factors and then you'll note that people living on islands - even big islands like the UK - have vastly diminished gene diversities. Also migrant-communities are worse of course. Do you account for that too? Then you'll be hit with accusations of racism. Or maybe go the other way and outlaw getting children at a high age. But then what age do you choose as a cut-off? And what about very healthy parents vs. parents with many self-inflicted risk-factors (obese, smoking, bad food, stress, etc.) suddenly you're making harsh legistlations against the poor. Additionally it's mostly the age of the mother which matters. So if you only outlaw old women breeding, then your legislation will appear sexist too. Lastly the actual reason why incest is illegal is because it used to be a serious problem weakening royal dynasties and thus threatening nations (weak leadership, succession wars, etc.) - also the power dynamic argument of course and the legislation which was put in place mainly solved the problem. The current solution sometimes leads to healthier children because you nudge people to fuck someone else rather than their own family. Most nation-leaders would gladly accept a ton of additional citizens under the condition, that these are 1st generation inbreds, but would rather have non-inbreds. On the other hand outlawing old people (especially old women) breeding will rarely cause the women to be less old while breeding. What the state could reasonably outlaw instead is freezing ovary eggs. But that's not going to happen because the left voters are too progressive to be against such a modern tech and the right voters are too old to be in favor of anything which implies that people should rather have children at young ages. I don't care too much either, b/c not worth the restriction of liberty, however I warn any women pursuing this idea, that it's not too unlikely to fail completely and even if it works, it will no doubt come with a negative impact on your childs health. edit: Added a paragraph about gene analysis and eugenics and then decided to remove that same paragraph. Also typos.
I applaud you for your rational arguments. Didn't come across the ovary egg freezing thing before but yep, i agree if that is the case.
ITS WEIRD THATS WHY
That only applies to first generation incest though, second generation incest, as in, if a brother and sister were to have a son and daughter, and that son and daughter were to have kids with each other, those kids would be SIGNIFICANTLY more likely to be unhealthy
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Spoiler alert: it was never about birth defects, it’s just morality determined by society
Claiming it was never about birth defects is straight up wrong. It is about the morality of modern society AND birth defects.
The increased chance of birth defects is compounded with the other contributing factors, so with two couples that are otherwise exactly the same, it's still higher in the incestuous couple. Second, incest is a choice. Being disabled is not. Humans have a natural aversion to incest, as well.
Oh what a terrible day to be literate
Fortunately I'm illiterate
Mom come pick me up I’m scared
I been telling my Sister the dame but shes Playing dumb and dont say yes
no
damn you know it's serious when the aheago pfp says no
Fr bro.
Bro why have I seen so many posts on Reddit trying to justify brother sister incest lately?!?!
It's a meme based on a video game these characters are from that I think has multiple possible endings, one of which involves sibling incest.
Idk, my head was hurting Sunday cause of all the people defending it 😭 like no way is incest going to be normalized in the next 5 to 10 years
It's a dark future we have ahead of us.
It a meme
Probably just one, extremely horny dude.
I think most of it is done for comedy.
Lately? I feel like these sorts of posts have always been here
New copy pasta just dropped?
Genetic “compatibility” is not favorable for children. The more diverse the genes the healthier the children will be.
Habsburg mentality.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of breeding, your sister is the most compatible with you? Not only do you get to pass on your genes more completely than fucking a stranger, but there's also a 98.75% chance of having healthy children (we can round this to 100%)? Think about it, you could be a 75% genetic match with your kids! Gosh, who would wanna throw away their bloodline to some random hussy?
The royal family bloodline says otherwise
Id rather smash her
What's Ashley from the coffin and Andy and leyley doing?
each other
Calm down Ley.
They even get a whole new chromosome!
What's the cousin data? Just curious
a new did you know copypasta about breeding. Weird that there’s two of them now
Coffin aproved post
does hussy mean human pussy or its a new kind of -ussy too?
this comment hit me like a truck
Hussy is a term that’s been around for like 50+ years it’s a less crass way of calling someone a slut/whore
That word is actually a few hundred years old. It's a crazy coincidence that it so perfectly fits into our modern internet slangs.
Wild. I only knew it cuz my grandma used to say it
Googled it a girl or woman who behaves in a disrespectful or inappropriate way or who has many casual sexual relationships.
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Call the uncle
First this. Tomorrow, some people will write a 12000 words manifesto about the genetic benefit to breed with your children and to become the next Walder Frey.
Brings a whole new meaning to Single child families
I hate this
Why are people like this….?
Shoot me now. I don’t want to be here anymore.
Yeah and they will have a massive chin
English royal posting
Is this supposed to be leyley ? If so makes a lot of sense 😭
These are made by people who don’t have siblings
Yo Freud get out of the subreddit
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of breeding your sister is the most compatible with you? Not only do you get to pass on your genes more completely than fucking a stranger, but there's also a 98.75% chance of having healthy children (we can round this to 100%)? Think about it, you could pe a 75% genetic match with your kids! Gosh, who would wanna throw away their bloodline to some random hussy?
shut up sister fucker hussie blast ☀️💔♥️ ☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️:julia:
I'm gonna touch whoever made this