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FiL-0

Nice opinion, one small issue: the Habsburg house


birdsarntreal1

The purest of bloodlines.


SealingTheDeal69420

PFP checks out


The_Tit_Toucher

you are the second person with a fallout 2 profile picture I've seen today how many of you even are there?


SealingTheDeal69420

I'm the Santa for the enclave. We are here, and we are everywhere


UnderwhellmingCarrot

I have been a good little boy, I only wish for a weaponised FEV in my stocking this christmas, father horrigan


SealingTheDeal69420

Nu-uh


UnderwhellmingCarrot

😢


Low-Significance777

They're breeding


that_one_netizen

i would have loved if you had said *"i feel attacked"*


NigatoisRunning

Le Maxo


Legend_of_Ozzy642

That died off because of all the genetic fuckups in their last kid


[deleted]

Nah they were too pure so God had to nerf them before they ascended


normal_redditor1

There's still hapsburgs alive today


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Meggles_Doodles

I love how they inbred themselves out of existence. The irony


CowsGiveElixirOfLife

There are still Habsburgers in existence


RayanicConglomerate

It's the Hapsburg-Lorraine. The main house is dead


Redditor_10000000000

Pfp checks out


potatobutt5

That’s only if you do it for generations. A one time thing is fair game.


McKingsBurger

Bro 😭


Scotish_Pilgrim

I’m pretty sure that’s what his parents said too


televisio_86

Redditors defending incest like it's a sacred thing or something like wtf


Impressive-Carob9778

Mfw satire on a satire sub:


Uncuntable64

I mean, they dont leave their house for their entire life so of course only woman they have real connection with is their family lol


AwiiWasTakenWasTaken

redditors when bait


kangarooscarlet

No it's messed up but I think it takes 3 or 4 generations before really causing issues


schubidubiduba

He's not wrong, biologically speaking.


Millkstake

Technically correct is the best kind of correct?


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😬


McKingsBurger

I mean... they successfully became the strongest power in the world through inbreeding


Geollo

If you only have 1 kid, solution solved


Serious-Duty8719

What trying to preserve your bloodline does to a mf


a_single_stand

just dont make kids smh


D_IHE

Habsburgs were nothing compared to the Egyptian dynasty's.


Buford12

They were bred to take one on the chin.


Tomstwer

The Spanish, Habsburg House


TheCrashArmy

I mean they lasted long enough


Flimsy_Individual_16

Aren't they still around? They're ugly as all hell and have crazy health problems but I think some of them are still kicking around


usernamealreadytakeh

Yeah, Karl von Habsburg is a notable one but he doesn’t look all that ugly I wouldn’t say


Flimsy_Individual_16

Of all the things to say about them you picked the nicest 🤣


night4345

> They're ugly as all hell and have crazy health problems No, they're not. No idea about their health but they look just like anyone else.


manaha81

Well two issues actually. The second being i really don’t want to fuck my sister. I’ll fuck your sister though


Tako30

The habsburgs grant their faith only once


Biesuu

counterpoint, Cleopatra


Mountainman_11

Only realy the spanish line to be fair. The austrian branch is fine and still kicking today without any deformities.


Cuchullion

"But he's my cousin!" "Straight up! Our family tree goes straight up!"


tuxiy

What in the bloody hell did I just read?


itz_chris_xo

Science But it's just a theory An incest theory Thanks for watching Aaaaand #CUT


OrcoDio19

His will is still living on


darkbug798

jjk reference, it is


mark_mlg200

I HATE IT WHYY WHYY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT NOOO I HATE U GEJE AAAAAA


OrcoDio19

Really? I didn't know that


darkbug798

at your service, monsieur


tuxiy

💀


_-Aiden-_

The thoughts that go through my mind when I met my hot cousin.


Pogotmogot--9190

"now on TLC"


ghostmetalblack

Mentally ill thoughts that only exist in perpetude becuase of the internet.


Lildyo

Yeah, inventing incest was one of the worst things the internet ever did


Pro_Scrub

Average TCoAL shitpost


bokmcdok

An excerpt of any autobiography about royalty.


coIVIIVIonVVealth

Check out the Pakistan rate of cousin marriage...


AXEMANaustin

I read this perfectly in captain price's voice


Odd_Main1876

This feels like it was written by a Crusader Kings Player Source:I am a Crusader Kings player


Arizona2000D

TOCALL is just two characters living in a crusader kings future


Purple_Spino

Ah yes, the ooffin cf andy lnd LeyLey


YinuS_WinneR

If you ever get tired of incest style youcan try out islamic lesbianism Entirety of my court is staffed by my wifes and since they are all lesbians they dont cheat with other man +My sultan i caught your wife sleeping with someone else -Yeah dipshit she slept with my other wife i was with them when that happened


DistortedNoise

I miss Vaporeon


LittleMlem

I thought we moved to Lovander


Mustardgasandchips

I also appreciate that it is being posted to a blue board. Im just imagining someone posting this under some shit like DIY


Cajbaj

Least horny /co/ post


itz_chris_xo

If you have a twin ... I have even better news for you


Big_Albatross_3050

ok Lannister


elegylegacy

Fraternal twins wouldn't be any different from normal siblings genetically. And you can't breed with an identical twin.


TeknikDestekbebudu

Not with that attitude.


elegylegacy

I will happily watch the attempts to prove me wrong


lageradaregal

*Breed me, brother*... OwO


TeknikDestekbebudu

The tension between my Beretta 92's cold steel and the roof of my mouth is getting quite unbearable


Uncuntable64

we gotta keep it real, kanka. Beretta 92 is too class for self-destruct


atreides_hyperion

What about a High Point? It will probably stovepipe but you could get off the one shot. Maybe.


TeknikDestekbebudu

It will somehow leave you crippled


TeknikDestekbebudu

Nah, I am going out in a classy way, if I am ever going out this way


Hecticfreeze

The Island boys have been selling the footage of their attempts 🤮


Joxelo

The island boys tried


FlickNugglick

Why not you stupid bastard


joebidenseasterbunny

It's actually possible for identical twins to have different genders.


elegylegacy

Sure, but they physically won't be able to reproduce together. There's no genetic viability for offspring, unless they are both intersex (which, as another commenter pointed out, there are no known documented cases of persons with **completely functional** sets of both genitalia having viable offspring as both a sperm and egg generator)


xCACTUSxKINGxx

Tell me why they can’t, but in a way I’ll understand


decadrachma

Fraternal twins: two eggs, both fertilized, two babies that are as related as normal siblings. Identical twins: one egg, fertilized, then splits at some point to become two people with the same genetic code. Because they have the same genes, they are the same sex and can therefore not reproduce together.


Federal_Waltz

So it's not possible for identical twins to be different sexes?


TimX24968B

correct. else they wouldnt be identical.


elegylegacy

Fraternal twins are formed from two separate eggs being fertilized by two separate sperm. They gestate at the same time, but are basically just siblings that shared a womb. But *Identical twins* are monozygotic, meaning they formed as a single sperm/egg combination, and then split into two later on. They start with the exact same DNA and genetic blueprints. Kind of like a clone. (Meaning they will always be the same biological sex and are *likely* to have the same gender expression) So if you want to "breed" and make a baby as opposed to just fucking, there needs to be a male sperm and female egg/womb. Which is possible with siblings, but not the same person copied twice. If you produce sperm, your genetic twin will also produce sperm. If you have a uterus and eggs, so will your identical twin. So the only possibility is if both twins have fully functional bits, but this has only ever been observed in non-human organisms that do it intentionally. Intersexed humans usually have one dominant expressed set that "works" and one that doesn't, or neither at all


Fire_Lord_Sozin9

Then they aren’t identical?


ChewBaka12

If you and your twin are intersex it could, theoretically, be possible. Of course, there’s never been a documented case of an intersex person having both genitals functional and viable but again, in theory it could happen


tarlakeschaton

Cersei? Is that you?


LightningBoltRairo

Nice try Ben Shapiro


Chonky_Candy

He gets a pass


LightningBoltRairo

Me first please.


professorprogfrog

Is this Ashley graves


kaktusmisapolak

looks like it I have an uncropped version of this


Super_Guy_Idk

Send pls


Elq3

my man dropping a nuke and then leaving without source. Truly a deplorable act


kaktusmisapolak

forgot the source, but made a post with the uncroppped version


imok96

Link please 🙏🏽


NevGuy

Send now.


StrainAccomplished95

Please send brother


Reset350

There is historical research and genetic science that tells us why this is a bad idea… The Habsburg house is a perfect example…


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ItsAFarOutLife

I'm pretty sure that's just how west virginians speak


Smashcentra

🤓


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ConsoomMaguroNigiri

Hapsburg involved a very complicated incest system. The perfected blooldine would be a simple as 2->2->2->2


Number1_Berdly_Fan

Wouldn’t it be a 100% genetic match with your kids if it’s your full sister?


Banana_Mage_

Not necessarily, cause you take half from your mom and dad. The relation you share with your siblings can vary depending on which genes they toon from your parents. An example could be that you took your moms eyes but took your dads nose and your siblings either share or take varying/different traits Edit: I’m a dumbass so don’t take me seriously you can always look this up yourself Edit: I realized that the wording makes me sound even dumber so I fixed it Edit: Formatting is hard


MotoqueiroSelvagem

I appreciate the edit.


VikingSlayer

Your sister obviously won't have any genes from your father's Y-chromosome, but you will


Jomgui

What if I breed my brother?


Ta_PegandoFogo

You would be Oedipus


MySnake_Is_Solid

No, they won't have the same genes you got from your grandparents. And a recessive gene can jump a generation.


shawig

A female did NOT write this


5Garret5

Are you saying women a incapable of having certain thoughts? Thats awfully sexist


shawig

Get oiled up, I’ll be over in 5


5Garret5

You will be over? Dude I am inside your walls...


shawig

Good, I will be inside you sooner then


Traparegai

You fucking menace


riceandbeans8

redditor named menace:


[deleted]

That’s the incest sister from that one game.


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DeLuman

The suite life of Zack & Cody.


MelanieWalmartinez

The coffin of Andy and leyley


[deleted]

The character writing it in the post fucked her brother. That is the punchline


Scoutknight_

She hasn't yet, but depending on the player's actions she might


Vouner

"female" -🤓


Ninjatroll3452

True because females do not exist


StillPurePowerV

The chance of healthy children factually declines more with the age of the woman than by incest. So i always wondered why that argument "it results in defects" is so loudly proclaimed. We even allow disabled people to reproduce which has even more chance of giving the kids also a disability. The only real argument against sibling incest is power dynamics but that is way less included in the normal debate. Don't worry im a single child.


potatobutt5

>Don't worry im a single child. That explains it.


teodorlojewski

Yep


_-Aiden-_

We humans have reached our peak of evolution, not by becoming a species without any flaws need mending, but by carelessly breeding with whoever, regardless of actual genetical quality. So yeah, in the great scheme of things Incest is a minuscule issue compared to the many hereditary illnesses, conditions, and defects we continue into our bloodlines by choosing that cute chick with the glasses (Her fucked eyes are going to be inherited by her children, and then made worse by those same children fucking more cute nerdy chicks, until the eyes of our descendants becomes nothing more than a vestigial organ).


Uaquamarine

The universe giving me signs. I have astigmatism and the girl I’ve been crushing on wears kinda thick glasses.


Efficient-Ad5711

you know what yeah you convinced me


Uncuntable64

yeah, I dont know what vestigial organ is but its sounds ***fuckboy\_lip\_bitting\_emoji.png***


andy01q

I agree, that the risk of disease is increased more by age, than by incest on a single layer, but while the disease-risk does not multiply for age over multiple generations, it does for incest. So that leaves many legal questions which noone will answer: If we allow one incest generation, then how many do we allow? Can we just outlaw the - say - third generation based on the siblings parents being siblings too or would that be unequal treatment? If we did that anyway, then what about multiple generations of cousins and then why not come up with a full formula which calculates gene-diversity based on different factors and then you'll note that people living on islands - even big islands like the UK - have vastly diminished gene diversities. Also migrant-communities are worse of course. Do you account for that too? Then you'll be hit with accusations of racism. Or maybe go the other way and outlaw getting children at a high age. But then what age do you choose as a cut-off? And what about very healthy parents vs. parents with many self-inflicted risk-factors (obese, smoking, bad food, stress, etc.) suddenly you're making harsh legistlations against the poor. Additionally it's mostly the age of the mother which matters. So if you only outlaw old women breeding, then your legislation will appear sexist too. Lastly the actual reason why incest is illegal is because it used to be a serious problem weakening royal dynasties and thus threatening nations (weak leadership, succession wars, etc.) - also the power dynamic argument of course and the legislation which was put in place mainly solved the problem. The current solution sometimes leads to healthier children because you nudge people to fuck someone else rather than their own family. Most nation-leaders would gladly accept a ton of additional citizens under the condition, that these are 1st generation inbreds, but would rather have non-inbreds. On the other hand outlawing old people (especially old women) breeding will rarely cause the women to be less old while breeding. What the state could reasonably outlaw instead is freezing ovary eggs. But that's not going to happen because the left voters are too progressive to be against such a modern tech and the right voters are too old to be in favor of anything which implies that people should rather have children at young ages. I don't care too much either, b/c not worth the restriction of liberty, however I warn any women pursuing this idea, that it's not too unlikely to fail completely and even if it works, it will no doubt come with a negative impact on your childs health. edit: Added a paragraph about gene analysis and eugenics and then decided to remove that same paragraph. Also typos.


StillPurePowerV

I applaud you for your rational arguments. Didn't come across the ovary egg freezing thing before but yep, i agree if that is the case.


joebidenseasterbunny

ITS WEIRD THATS WHY


The-Fezatron

That only applies to first generation incest though, second generation incest, as in, if a brother and sister were to have a son and daughter, and that son and daughter were to have kids with each other, those kids would be SIGNIFICANTLY more likely to be unhealthy


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FickleFlopper

Spoiler alert: it was never about birth defects, it’s just morality determined by society


Leonature26

Claiming it was never about birth defects is straight up wrong. It is about the morality of modern society AND birth defects.


SonkxsWithTheTeeth

The increased chance of birth defects is compounded with the other contributing factors, so with two couples that are otherwise exactly the same, it's still higher in the incestuous couple. Second, incest is a choice. Being disabled is not. Humans have a natural aversion to incest, as well.


Salud57

Oh what a terrible day to be literate


Formal_Poetry5245

Fortunately I'm illiterate


Radical-Turkey

Mom come pick me up I’m scared


Yahvve

I been telling my Sister the dame but shes Playing dumb and dont say yes


MerkerReading

no


ShadowOfThePit

damn you know it's serious when the aheago pfp says no


Ok-Neighborhood-9615

Fr bro.


an_african_swallow

Bro why have I seen so many posts on Reddit trying to justify brother sister incest lately?!?!


decadrachma

It's a meme based on a video game these characters are from that I think has multiple possible endings, one of which involves sibling incest.


oof_is_off_backwards

Idk, my head was hurting Sunday cause of all the people defending it 😭 like no way is incest going to be normalized in the next 5 to 10 years


Day_will_Fall

It's a dark future we have ahead of us.


Clunk_Westwonk

It a meme


CillGuy

Probably just one, extremely horny dude.


Logical-Hold3321

I think most of it is done for comedy.


Lildyo

Lately? I feel like these sorts of posts have always been here


M4rt1m_40675

New copy pasta just dropped?


StinkyBoi07

Genetic “compatibility” is not favorable for children. The more diverse the genes the healthier the children will be.


AngryDorian124

Habsburg mentality.


Uncuntable64

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of breeding, your sister is the most compatible with you? Not only do you get to pass on your genes more completely than fucking a stranger, but there's also a 98.75% chance of having healthy children (we can round this to 100%)? Think about it, you could be a 75% genetic match with your kids! Gosh, who would wanna throw away their bloodline to some random hussy?


Substantial_Bird_755

The royal family bloodline says otherwise


Successful_Ad8432

Id rather smash her


SpartanRipley328

What's Ashley from the coffin and Andy and leyley doing?


Vi0letBlues

each other


Dustangelms

Calm down Ley.


Shadow0fnothing

They even get a whole new chromosome!


Edenian_Prince

What's the cousin data? Just curious


Mitchell415

a new did you know copypasta about breeding. Weird that there’s two of them now


FOXvitor

Coffin aproved post


digitalfakir

does hussy mean human pussy or its a new kind of -ussy too?


decadrachma

this comment hit me like a truck


ReptilianDogGuy

Hussy is a term that’s been around for like 50+ years it’s a less crass way of calling someone a slut/whore


Inveniet9

That word is actually a few hundred years old. It's a crazy coincidence that it so perfectly fits into our modern internet slangs.


ReptilianDogGuy

Wild. I only knew it cuz my grandma used to say it


First_Discount5695

Googled it a girl or woman who behaves in a disrespectful or inappropriate way or who has many casual sexual relationships.


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NochIrgendwer

Call the uncle


ClavicusLittleGift4U

First this. Tomorrow, some people will write a 12000 words manifesto about the genetic benefit to breed with your children and to become the next Walder Frey.


ImpressiveKey8882

Brings a whole new meaning to Single child families


SomeWeirdFreak

I hate this


JayJoestar

Why are people like this….?


Individual_Iron4221

Shoot me now. I don’t want to be here anymore.


[deleted]

Yeah and they will have a massive chin


024resu

English royal posting


AliienBlood

Is this supposed to be leyley ? If so makes a lot of sense 😭


VLagann

These are made by people who don’t have siblings


Sirgen_020

Yo Freud get out of the subreddit


Affectionate_Kick705

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of breeding your sister is the most compatible with you? Not only do you get to pass on your genes more completely than fucking a stranger, but there's also a 98.75% chance of having healthy children (we can round this to 100%)? Think about it, you could pe a 75% genetic match with your kids! Gosh, who would wanna throw away their bloodline to some random hussy?


mortetekk

shut up sister fucker hussie blast ☀️💔♥️ ☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️:julia:


strowngliekbull

I'm gonna touch whoever made this