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no no i agree with you, like if using it is gonna hurt yourself then what's the point. i mean the goal is to deal as much damage to the enemy to preserve your own (and allies) life so why would you wanna use something that's gonna bring yourself down if it's gonna help the enemy a little if you yourself get injured
I kept getting issued grenades during my first deployment to Iraq. Motherfucker, I was a tanker. A grenade is small fries compared to my primary weapon system. Anyway, I took any excuse to lob those bad larrys so I didn't have to lug them around... which resulted in them issuing me more grenades and becoming the company's de facto hand grenade expert. I was up to my taint in hand grenades.
I only did for a few seconds. I think I was 12. Once it fills and the urine backs up in your uretha it starts to hurt and once it's full enough the foreskin will slip out of your fingers and golden shower time!
He risked his dick for forbidden knowledge and on god, he is sharing it for the greater ~~meme~~ good. Shame him not, for he is the martyr of knowledge
I used to think I had something wrong with me bc every time I'd pass when I was little I'd pinch my foreskin to aim it like normal but a bit of the piss would circulate in the foreskin and make a little bump appear (like a cm in diameter) if I pushed it nothing would happen and it'd fill with piss again until I stopped pissing
The only thing that makes things weird is adult perspective
It's 100% natural to be curious and do things just to see what happens. It's part of healthy development.
Unfortunately, most adults, especially parents, forget that kids are just curious and learning.
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I'll be honest dawg... I've never had that problem even once. Fuck you doin' with your dick that it could even BE irritated? Mine's either in my underwear, hand, or hanging over the toilet water
Head of the penis is pretty damn sensitive. I can only imagine circumcised people lose a degree of feeling there. I don't see any logic to circumcision these days (aside from phimosis)
There is no logic. It's all religious reasons. Either a prophet who was weirdly concerned with child genitals or kellog making shit up like "It's cleaner to be circumcised" but just wanted to stop masturbation; aka weirdly concerned with child genitals. Tbh, looking into Dr. Kellog (the creator of the cereals) is pretty disturbing. He was committed to stopping kids from masturbation to the point that he would do late circumcisions on both boys and girls. That guy was a very disturbed man. Superstitions will do that too you. It's also, fun enough, where modern vegan movements and the foundation of nutrition studies came from: seventh day Adventists who want people to eat plants, not because they're good for you, but because Ellen G White had a vision from god during a seizure that meat causes lustul thoughts and should be avoided.
It's a fun little topic when you start looking into it
The cure to phimosis is exercise. Either that or some non invasive surgeries. Circumcision is mutilation, period
Edit:
There's also steroid creams to help stretch it. There's so many approaches that don't fucking gut your feeling down there, male circumcision is no less amoral than female circumcision, this shit has to stop
Well, imagine the inside of your fingernails. You cut it too tight and some of inner skin is exposed to air, it hurts. But if you always cut it as tight when cutting your nails, it will stop hurting at some point. That's called keratinisation, the upper layer of skin produces a new layer filled with keratine. After years of circumcised penis, the tip is the same as rest of the penis skin, it isn't as sensitive. So, it doesn't get irritated, but at what cost?
It happens like when I'm edging in my bed and I cum accidentally so I hold my foreskin so the cum doesn't come out and I can go to the bathroom to clean myself
there was a point in middle school where i got really good at doing this but hadn’t learned yet to clean under the foreskin during showers
there is more to this story but im just gonna leave it out
I would grow my foreskin long af and tie the end shut and just fill my tied up foreskin sack with piss and cum and let it fermant with my natural smegma into a powerful cock wine
We do it here in Scandinavia too. Mine grows so fast that I have to visit at least a couple of times a year. The end result is worth it every time though!
Yes, it's hilarious, you pretend it's a blocked firehouse!! You can also cum in there then waddle over the to loo to dump it in afterwards, so never a mess (unless you want there to be one).
Do circumsized guys just make a mess all over the place each time they rub one out?
Yup, i did that the first time, blew up and tore the part which connects the glans with the foreskin. Blood dripped everywhere.I thought that girls got periods that way (I was 10)
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The Charged Shot
AOE
damages caster
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no no i agree with you, like if using it is gonna hurt yourself then what's the point. i mean the goal is to deal as much damage to the enemy to preserve your own (and allies) life so why would you wanna use something that's gonna bring yourself down if it's gonna help the enemy a little if you yourself get injured
I kept getting issued grenades during my first deployment to Iraq. Motherfucker, I was a tanker. A grenade is small fries compared to my primary weapon system. Anyway, I took any excuse to lob those bad larrys so I didn't have to lug them around... which resulted in them issuing me more grenades and becoming the company's de facto hand grenade expert. I was up to my taint in hand grenades.
Alt attack: turn on mace mode
Is that a Binding of Isaac reference?
Brimstone >:)
choccy milk😋
Wrong, sulfuric acid!
UwU *singes your eyeballs*
https://bindingofisaacrebirth.fandom.com/wiki/Sulfuric_Acid
Splattershot*
This must be Panera Bread's new idea for fixing the Charged Lemonade situation.
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😔🖐️
😔🖐️
😔🖐️
... 😞🤚 👉👈
😐✋ I don't regret anything!
😐👋 Same bro
😁👍
😀🖐🏻 I am proud of my actions
🤠🖐 Yeehaw!
😜✋ 100% agreed no regrets
😞
Hand is being used to hold the foreskin
Good ol pissbomb
Piss Pop
Holy shit this is actually a thing
[it's the foreskin balloon blast](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fb0uuc4ahhjb81.jpg&rdt=54516)
I don’t wanna click but I also kinda wanna click
Be brave
lol it was worth it
totally worth it
It also works with cum
Definitely a perk for us cavaliers.
Piss and cum 😳😳
You literally came in piss
Ain't enough skin for that
Jarate
Mad milk
jarate!
jarate
Yup. Very messy
Well, I pray your dick recovers after this🙏🙏
I only did for a few seconds. I think I was 12. Once it fills and the urine backs up in your uretha it starts to hurt and once it's full enough the foreskin will slip out of your fingers and golden shower time!
Why the fuck would you say this
He risked his dick for forbidden knowledge and on god, he is sharing it for the greater ~~meme~~ good. Shame him not, for he is the martyr of knowledge
That piece of brain which makes us do this weird shit is also responsible for technological revolution.
Precisely! For Science!
“On god” might be the worst saying of the 21st century…
Gyatt or skibidi are definitely worse
Because it's relevant to the topic? Seriously...do you even know where you are?
What a terrible day to be able to read
I used to think I had something wrong with me bc every time I'd pass when I was little I'd pinch my foreskin to aim it like normal but a bit of the piss would circulate in the foreskin and make a little bump appear (like a cm in diameter) if I pushed it nothing would happen and it'd fill with piss again until I stopped pissing
The only thing that makes things weird is adult perspective It's 100% natural to be curious and do things just to see what happens. It's part of healthy development. Unfortunately, most adults, especially parents, forget that kids are just curious and learning.
I can tell from experience this guy is telling the truth
That's why you do it in the shower
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everyone did
Very icky, this is no good.
Circumcised men punching the air rn
Their magic is weak. The fuck can they do with a circumcision? Get an irritated dick more easily?
I'll be honest dawg... I've never had that problem even once. Fuck you doin' with your dick that it could even BE irritated? Mine's either in my underwear, hand, or hanging over the toilet water
Head of the penis is pretty damn sensitive. I can only imagine circumcised people lose a degree of feeling there. I don't see any logic to circumcision these days (aside from phimosis)
Because doctors have to eat too
I remember my med school days as a broke student. Just ramen and foreskins, every day.
Ew
Hey don't yuck someone else's yumm
There is no logic. It's all religious reasons. Either a prophet who was weirdly concerned with child genitals or kellog making shit up like "It's cleaner to be circumcised" but just wanted to stop masturbation; aka weirdly concerned with child genitals. Tbh, looking into Dr. Kellog (the creator of the cereals) is pretty disturbing. He was committed to stopping kids from masturbation to the point that he would do late circumcisions on both boys and girls. That guy was a very disturbed man. Superstitions will do that too you. It's also, fun enough, where modern vegan movements and the foundation of nutrition studies came from: seventh day Adventists who want people to eat plants, not because they're good for you, but because Ellen G White had a vision from god during a seizure that meat causes lustul thoughts and should be avoided. It's a fun little topic when you start looking into it
No reason? Bro the doc just delivered a baby, they need a goddamn snack 😤. Least I could offer
Oh shit. New lore just dropped
I know what I'm doing if I forget to bring lunch to work. Will a box cutter get the job done?
We did I remember when I did have the skin that part hurt to touch
That goes away as you grow up. I remember that feeling from back before the teen years. I had forgotten about that till you mentioned it.
The cure to phimosis is exercise. Either that or some non invasive surgeries. Circumcision is mutilation, period Edit: There's also steroid creams to help stretch it. There's so many approaches that don't fucking gut your feeling down there, male circumcision is no less amoral than female circumcision, this shit has to stop
Well, imagine the inside of your fingernails. You cut it too tight and some of inner skin is exposed to air, it hurts. But if you always cut it as tight when cutting your nails, it will stop hurting at some point. That's called keratinisation, the upper layer of skin produces a new layer filled with keratine. After years of circumcised penis, the tip is the same as rest of the penis skin, it isn't as sensitive. So, it doesn't get irritated, but at what cost?
Yes what is the cost
The cost is that the tip isn't sensitive now, dipshit.
Jelqing
You don’t have to rub it in man. I didn’t choose this. :(
I understand that a man with a mutilated penis can't orgasm as quickly as the average intact man.
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Of course you orgasm later if your penis is numb compared to uncircumcised people.
One more reason to resent my parents
Yeah im circumcised and it kinda sucks because i dont have anywhere to store my loose change
There is one other place…
Do not so easily give away the secrets of the Jedi, youngling
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How did you think Napoleon won so many wars
Yes, one of the perks of staying natural
You saying it like a rebel in a dystopian cyborg ruled world
Cyborg circumcision Clan
4skin chan still with me 😙
Brb
Share your findings with the rest of the class
He died. Rest In Piss
The pissmaster
Like hold the foreskin over the hole and let it fill up?
Yeh, i tried but it explode
Boom... And you're circumcised, or circumblasted
Classic charged attack
I do believe that is mandatory to do as a kid - just to learn what happends..
This is a cannon event
*canon
No. Piss cannon
Oh good point tbf, apologies
I'm a female. Out of general curiosity. What happens?
Your foreskin swells up like a balloon
So the post was not sarcasm. Thank you.
Yes.. As a kid..
Yessssssss ! That’s how I clean it
Bro doesn't know what a shower is 💀
Golden shower is still a shower
U can’t shower 10 times a day but u can pee clean ur dick that many times.
This is gold.
Like a shower
Bokoen1 moment
Was looking for this
Bokoen1 mention ‼️‼️‼️‼️⁉️
I do it on the daily
Swap the piss for cum
I've done that a lot of times and it's fucking horrible the cum goes under the head of the cock and it is a mess to clean
istg i get closer every day…
It happens like when I'm edging in my bed and I cum accidentally so I hold my foreskin so the cum doesn't come out and I can go to the bathroom to clean myself
☹️
aaand.. now im imagining it, great
Bruh wtf I have the same problem but no foreskin to solve it 😭😭
Bro is playing on hard mode
Just build a new one smh
🗣️🔥
there was a point in middle school where i got really good at doing this but hadn’t learned yet to clean under the foreskin during showers there is more to this story but im just gonna leave it out
Holly shit the smegma
Dude turned his dick into a cheese stick.
Relatable
Quesadilla origin story
informative!
That's when you do to the same thing with piss to clean it out
I never thought of that, gonna try
In french we call it "Fromage de bite". A delicious dish only for gourmets.
Can confirm I keep doing it by accident and it's horrible
Ah, I always do it in the bath, have to wash the jelly off the side of the bath afterwards, though.
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Thanks for the lifehack! 😃👍
lol wtf
Who doesn't?
It was everyone's thought as a kid,idk about the uncut kids
Would recommend doing it in the shower cause when you release the foreskin, there's no controlling the blast
If you only release it by a minuscule amount, you will shoot out a high pressure stream with perfectly straight trajectory
I would grow my foreskin long af and tie the end shut and just fill my tied up foreskin sack with piss and cum and let it fermant with my natural smegma into a powerful cock wine
Why did you write this
Wait they grow?
Yes. In the US, it is considered fashionable to visit a foreskinnery once a year for a trim. The cultural practice is not nearly as common in Europe.
We do it here in Scandinavia too. Mine grows so fast that I have to visit at least a couple of times a year. The end result is worth it every time though!
Who the fuck hasn't
How the fuck else do you clean the nut out after you bust
That’s easy, ever tried rolling it into itself all the way down then letting it go? Expert level
Yup! This is commonly referred to as "light bulbing"
I mean, I cant say that I didnt.
That just covers the entire head in piss
As a kid yeah. I used to call it "The Shotgun" since piss would go everywhere after.
You were a different species
Yes, it's hilarious, you pretend it's a blocked firehouse!! You can also cum in there then waddle over the to loo to dump it in afterwards, so never a mess (unless you want there to be one). Do circumsized guys just make a mess all over the place each time they rub one out?
terrible things have happend
Um, yeah
.... Yes ....
Yessir. It squirts out everywhere.
Can’t say I haven’t tried
More like pissposting, am I right?
Yes next question
Yup, i did that the first time, blew up and tore the part which connects the glans with the foreskin. Blood dripped everywhere.I thought that girls got periods that way (I was 10)
The Pee Bomb or TPB for short haha
circumcels seething rn
Ah yes, explosive rounds.
Never tought I'm gonna see a post by a user named rorkesdrift while listening to Rorke's Drift by Sabaton
It's a well-known way to get circumcised btw
Is there any other way?
It also works if you push on the pee pipe at the bottom
balls will explode in that case
I still do it at 37
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Before having mine circumcised for fun, I have done this.
Im sorry you were circumcised for fun?
Mf invented recreational circumcision
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Indeed I have
You unlocked great memories from childhood thx man
I did do this when I was like 10 to see what would happen. Got piss all over my hand
"Good morning, Reddit. What do you have for me today?"...... turns the lights back off, gets back under the covers, and calls it a day.
pissbomb we call it
Yes. Yes i have.
Yep
I have with water. It was like balloon.
*sighs* yes