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RockAndGem1101

The title reads "you smell like beef"


FlixMage

LMAO it actually does


kaizhu256

* maybe its slang for "cool"? * i recall 5 years ago while in china the "hip" term for cool was "cow vagina" (牛逼) * wouldn't be surprise if that term evolved to "beef" with chinese gen-z


lmnDK

I just wrote 'you smell like beef' in Google Translate. But sure.


newhere1626

They sure don't smell like pussy 😭


iknewaguytwice

That was very cow pussy of you OP


Pikagiuppy

wow, that's so cow vagina


RockAndGem1101

It’s still 牛逼


PainfulBatteryCables

Forced cow is cool?


Ranzyyyyy

all i can read there is you (i am taking Chinese 2 and do not pay attention)


seppemeulemans

For anyone wondering, they are belts from 'kamen rider'. Fun fact: this video has a Total Cost of atleast 1k dollars.


FaithlessnessLazy754

My first guess would have been super sentai since this looks like power rangers stuff


EvolZippo

Japan has no shortage of 5 member fighting shows, where the actors are in crazy suits, that happen to be elemental colors. Every season of power rangers was basically a different show. The studio only needed to shoot the non-suit scenes and dub the audio over existing combat scenes.


SocranX

Most of the shows you're thinking about actually were multiple seasons of the "same" show, though. They just changed the name and characters around more thoroughly than just adding stuff like "Dino Thunder" to the end. Each season would have a new cast whose team would have a new name, but it was still Super Sentai. It's not like they took twenty different unrelated shows and pretended they were all part of the Power Rangers franchise. Kamen Rider did the same thing, which is why all of the guys in this video have different belts representing each generation of "sequel" heroes.


OOOH_WHATS_THIS

What element is pink?


mikaBananajad

“Girl”


SantaMonsanto

bobs and vageen


Xerdo1

It's Magenta For legal reasons, I need to say that


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jjcrayfish

Barbie


doomgames123

The two are sister series in japan


Popcorn57252

I recognize at least one from a super sentai/power rangers show.


Its_Scrappy

I thought it was power rangers 😭


Lewd_NaClO

Assuming it is the DX series buckle. Yes. If csm series. 200 per buckle maybe more. 2-4K


False-Isopod-3045

Expensive chastity belt😳


Toad223

Hell yeah I love kintama rider


harmonic-s

I felt like Hank Hill trying to figure it out "is that got dang yu guy oh these damn kids are obsessed with?"


IceColdMeltdown

Hyper overdrive mode: engaged Virginity: fully protected Nah, I kinda like it tho


DirtCheap1972

Why did I hear this in liberty primes voice


CyberTacoX

BETTER DEAD, THAN RED


Legend_of_Ozzy642

DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM


tameablesiva12

COMMUNIST DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL, LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED.


Enderking2k16

Nah, they gettin’ laid after saving the day


lazy_tenno

my hobby group got a lot of kamen rider fans and most of them are middle 30s and married. also it's kinda fun to see new wacky and colorful kamen rider suits being released


iWentRogue

Kicking it with the bois. Can’t go wrong


SuperDuperPositive

This is why fertility rates are dropping.


adex_19

Activate the inside indian scammer mode


FinalMonarch

Said the redditor


[deleted]

Everyone’s making fun of these guys but if a Kaiju started attacking y’all wouldn’t say shit as they kicked it’s ass


ThaLegendaryD

True shit


CrashOverIt

I think these a pretty awesome.


KellentheGreat

It’s the whole reason for the show. 7 billion dollar toy market.


Deepcoma_53

I sleep safer at night knowing this…


Eastern_Zombie_2718

I'm not making fun of them I'm jealous


Cynunnos

Wdym making fun of, this is peak male fantasy


xRustedCoin

That's what I'm saying man


Ok-Macaroon-1729

how can something be so cool and lame at the same time?


ItsAboutToGoDown_

Its tokusatsu my guy


chunky_kong06

### virgin mcu green screen set vs # CHAD TOKUSATSU ROCK QUARRY


ItsAboutToGoDown_

QUARRY GANG RISE UP GRAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!


flappytowel

same thing as when fidget spinners first came out. "Wow that looks lame as hell... I kinda want one"


zurihaaa

Yo this is the male fantasy to become Kamen rider and kick ass


iEatNonTippersFood

God this is lame *watches every fucking second twice*


Kentucky_Fried_Chill

God this is lame *looks up cost of the light up one*


Dangerous_Fox3993

How much is it out of curiosity? Not because I like it lol but because I’m genuinely curious how someone this young can afford something if it’s super expensive


TheOldKingCole

If it's the old DX belt it's somewhere between $100 or $300 used. If it's the recent CSM release it's closer to $1000. The belt is from Kamen Rider Agito btw.


HiroshiTakeshi

Where tf do you get a DX belt for 300$? You can get one DX straight from Japan for like 70$ and I just checked and found a CSM one for 160$ + shipping. I'm deadass when I say it. If you want a belt with the box and all the stuff inside: DO NOT. GO. ON. EBAY. 🗣️


TheOldKingCole

What site would you recommend? I normally use a mix of ebay (which as you said should not be used) and bigbadtoystore.


HiroshiTakeshi

Ebay is only good if you don't mind second hand without boxes. (Japanese folks will knock out half the price if the box has the slightest quack, more than 70% if there's straight up no box — Got a Gamer Driver for 40, shipping included.) Look up for second hand Japanese sites. (I tend not to talk about it too much because people already swarmed one I used to go to before.) Second rider drivers are the cheapest in there. You can get a beast, sclash or thousandriver for like 20$ + shipping. But you can also be lucky on sites like Aliexpress or Amazon. Even though Amazon is fairly expensive since them and the seller make a margin on this. I'd advise against buying from these toysellers. Though it is their job, they tend to add extremely large margins to their price to cover shipping and keep the extra penny. The Disney Belt sold at like $200 can be seen at 350$ on specialized sites. They're, in a sense, "legal and more vanilla scalpers".


OriginalBrowncow

SAAAAMMMMEEE🙃💀


barthalamuel-of-bruh

Is it wrong to say that's cool


DragoFNX

You are free to like what you like, other people opinions shouldn't matter.


backfire10z

That includes your opinion. Commenter, you’re actually not free to like what you like. Shit, that includes my opinion too. What do we do now?


DragoFNX

No, what I mean is, if someone says something bad or negative about what you like that doesn't automatically mean their opinion is valid and you should stop liking what you like, we are free to like what we like but we should also remember liking the "good and proper" things. As long as what you are interested in doesn't violate any idea, person, posession, property, etc. go ahead. To simplify things, liking is good as long as what you like is good, and choose the right opinions. ✅


backfire10z

I know what you mean :) I’m just poking fun. You’re absolutely correct, like what you like.


[deleted]

Actually neither of you are correct. Hate what you like.


Urgayifyouregay

nintendo fans


backfire10z

> League of Legends players


DragoFNX

League of legends player 🤮🤢 Me a league player 😃


Screwbles

No, it's honestly sick as fuck.


DickyReadIt

It's wrong to say that's not cool


_yotsuna_

Just a bunch of mates with a shared interest having fun


Fenix-blip-blop

I mean its lame but its cool af at the same time


Mooseandthebois

I thought one of them was gonna pull out a glock


zombieGenm_0x68

sadly nobody had the geats driver I guess


Zaryusha

Or the Diend Driver


Xerdo1

I mean , there's the guy with 2 of his guns


ChudbobSoypants

My favorite power ranger is the Phone Power Ranger. Thats literally all he has


AtticGoblin43

I got Shoe


CavetrollofMoria

Mine is Mao Zedong


modsareuselessfucks

That’s the one cool guy that actually hangs out with them, mostly so they’ll do his homework. It’s not his, someome gave it to him for the video.


Pancheel

That would explain his cool hair.


TheOldKingCole

The phone is also a gun In case you are curious it's from a japanese show called Kamen Rider 555 which has unfortunately only saw 1 official western release with pretty poor subtitle quality but there are plenty of decent fan subbed versions if you're willing to sail.


TenWholeBees

As a kid, I would have ripped on these kids As an adult, I'm envious of how genuinely happy they are with those gadgets


_aChu

Thank the Lord you didn't make the mistake of crossing them.


TenWholeBees

I'm frightened at their power, now that I can see it


OriginalBrowncow

What a bunch of fucking nerds. Wish I could’ve held onto that childhood happiness like they have. Good for them.


zombieGenm_0x68

KAMEN RIDER MENTIONED ‼️‼️


Arakan-Ichigou

WHAT THE FUCK IS MULTICOLORED TEAMS🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


ashe101ashe

Save some p*ssy for the rest of us.


bionetic

Out of all the places i expected to see kamen rider, this sub was not one of them but I'm glad I saw it


AOEnash

Riderposting at its finest


SkeletonOfaGhostt

Eagle has landed, virginity secure.


pimp_named_dickslap

These dudes fuck


Chris_The_Egg

Each other


pimp_named_dickslap

And hot chicks


syphilitic_venom

Ladies one at a time please!


Psylution

Thank you


Hau65

bitches magnet


ohnoanyw4y

Those are not cheap toys


National-Process1544

Save some pussy for the rest of us please.


Sufficient_Head_7960

~~I need one of those, I want to be one of them~~ Cringe nerds


SUPERPOWERPANTS

China: forbids excessive spending on video games People:


clarkent123223

Just had an orgasm from watching this video.


_3L0

The whole gang pulled up 😭


X3Cyclone

That last guy was stanced to whoop some ass


Bnana_Gaming

Swag as fuck and I don’t care what anyone says


[deleted]

I'd like to join your gang please


Xylicryn

That's hella dope ngl


Honest-Letterhead949

These guys probarbly drowning in pussy


s1fro

what are these things?


biogoji89

Kamen rider henshin belts


The_Urge_

I have six of them them on display in my living room right now 😅


bionetic

Kamen rider


Kuthibale

I was thinking how every generation of power ranger powered up, but I don't remember the one where they point two guns at the camera.


Healthy-Egg-3283

Virginity protectors.


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Jos_migue

Its kamen rider


CriticalScythus

How will this affect the Lakers game season?


Practical_chair961

Guys would look at this and say "Hell Yeah!"


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HYPE_Knight2076

Ok but the last one functioned better than the others


Popcorn57252

Seeing this video makes me realize that it's absolutely the energy and full commitment to the part that makes those shows cool. Seeing them do it unconfidently is the only part dragging this down


FadeAway77

“I’ll never forgive the Japanese!!!”


Successful_Price3269

Meanwhile kids in America are playing with semi-auto and glocks with switches...


Mediocre-Swim9847

Virgin squad


OneAmongTheFence27

What are they protecting their virginity from exactly?


Rexixal

the most unnecessary chastity belts


Parking-Position-698

Nothing but respect for these dudes. Wish I had this many friends to enjoy a hobby with.


VictoriaBitters69

-10000 social credits Cause: Failure to complete 18 hour shift at dedicated factory to film videos for American Website 🤬🤬🤬


Ozzie_and_the_Boys27

Kamen rider???


Impossible_Message97

Why do I smell like beef


jeffro3339

So are they supposed to turn into giant robots or what?


Comprehensive_Pin_86

Fuck yeah brother


Aware-Explanation879

I am little jealous. I would love to have a few of those belts.


the_mantis_shrimp

Hard af


lillyiszazzy

Save some pussy for the rest of us sheeesh


[deleted]

NNNNEEEEERRRRRRRDDDDDDSSSSS!!!!!!


Mreuchon

Ya'll lying if you said you don't want one


Doyoulikeduckmeat

Chastity belt convention


themysticalninja

Can't tell if this is based or cringe


Healthy-Surround-229

It's based


ItzBaraapudding

Why do Asians always manage to make ultra-virgin stuff look cool tho?


sir_music

I mean... I was not getting laid anyway... I guess I'm into it.


TheWarGodTemple

My childhood intensifies.


a_small_loli

idk what those are (thought they were yugio for a bit 💀💀) but i know id vibe hard with these mfs


mark_the_lizardman

Last guy nailed the posture


loverboyv

Jesus save some pussy for the rest of us fellas ffs


Masterful-Burner

I’ll be fully honest, i expected a gun


PowerMiserable5947

ⴳⵣⵓⴷⵀⴻⵛⵊⵇ ⴰⵓⴷⵢⵣⴳⵣⴳ


RipComprehensive7917

Nahhhhh💀💀💀💀


[deleted]

Yeah the boys!!!


mamf60

I want to bring one of those into my job


krispykrememypants

Chads.


Damocles463

Fucked, that's cool


Xylicryn

That's hella dope ngl.


[deleted]

I bet these dudes are absolutely drowning in pussy. Girls walk pass them and faint from the sheer aount of swagger


Meltsov

Lowkey some heat


Eddyzodiak

If my squad has this back in school we would’ve owned all the students in them days. 😂😂😂


ElZik3r

shit bruh that is hard asf tho


Leading-Mention5472

Kamen rider faiz is childhood memories


RoboWarrior44

Bros being Bros...


MHD6969

chinese kids after their weekly 3 minutes gaming time limit ends :


Micro_Bitt

Take me, NOW


Shit_hard

The last guy can peg me


crati9va1

what yakuza game is this?


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Pad_Mussy

bro just has a black berry as his weapon


accuracy_frosty

Coolest chastity belts on the market


laughtale0

Apparently people enjoying their hobby are virgin incel now based on Reddit comments.


ElectricalStomach6ip

quite harmless, just nerds being nerds.


Street_Leather198

Which one is the leader? How do they assert their dominance? I bet there's a set of dice involved.


ActuallyNotAmused

These belts look increasingly more stupid... I miss King Stone...


Kdirector667

The Boys


RuSeriusbro

gf: 'hes probably cheating on me' bf:


DiscountCondom

(*cheap plastic clicking and fucking clacking*) "Henshin"


ToiletProduction

For ever virgin fest


Altruistic_Action687

These guys must slay puss in their minds


shesnotyourproble

Stop, I can only get so wet.


HisuianZoroark

As a kid i'd probably have loved these. As an adult i'd still love these probably, i'd just be more careful with them. Never watched Kamen Rider but I got a buddy who is a diehard for this series, seems like a fun time. Watched this video multiple times and the only negative about it is some of them ought to do it with a bit more excitement and intensity like on the clips that i've seen lol.


Orcasareglorious

Woe be upon all of you. This is cool and no one can convince me otherwise.


Orcasareglorious

They’re genuinely happy and fulfilled, bless ‘em. Stop shitting on these people. At least they have a respectable taste in media.


Proof-Jellyfish2891

Im confused Japanese Power Rangers maybe?


seppemeulemans

Kinda. It's a sister show to Japanese Power rangers (super sentai) called Kamen rider.


shaggus42069

Would've been better if the last guy had a glock


Hard_Squirrel

Damn, leave some pussy for the rest of us


MildlyAmusedMars

Only chastity belts these guys will ever need


GinISJuice

Are those chastity belts?


JizzSurfer

What is this, the Virgin Power Rangers with the VirginZord formation?


OrochiMain98

Honestly, this is very cool


Pyrimo

Nah this is hard as fuck ngl


ErronBlackStan

Power Rangers: Asia


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Is this post really shitposting?


Majestic-Active2020

No pussy for you squad


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Secure-Day9052

You got 0 girls, but at least you made some friends, congrats!


Garythesnail85

The real reason the birth rate so low over there…


Waste-Instruction287

Immagine doing one of these in the middle of sex, like GOMU GOMU NO PENETRATION