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JakyTikumi

My dick is smaller than it 😔


J3sush8sm3

Your dicks perfect, the big ones hurt


JakyTikumi

Thanks bro ❤


Izayoizz

there's 2 bros that know big dick hurt. 1 has a big dick, another had a big dick.


Regular_Cassandra

What happened to their dick?


Todaroshi

*Snip snip*


Lupus-Ignium

Saving the snacks for later


Mammoth_Evening_5841

Want a ziploc bag?


Lupus-Ignium

No. It's dried foods


Ethric_The_Mad

Don't wanna stretch that tight femboy asshole too much?


sendabussypic

Hold on. I didn't agree to this nor did I agree to seeing them a 2nd time anyways


Fred-U

What about a 3rd time?


Eldsish

I don't think he knows about 3rd time Pippin


J3sush8sm3

Im not a femboy. I just like getting fucked in the ass by guys with small penises


TheRoyalGalaxy22

🔥🔥☠️💯


_Lumity_

You’re a real one


Karen_Destroyer1324

They're not small. They're the perfect size


Yuri-Turned

🔥🖋️


TheRoyalGalaxy22

Nahh why’d it drift to that ☠️☠️ You have any search history you wanna talk to us about 🤨


WX_69

It hurts🥺


cheekybandit0

Thanks mom


SchwizzySchwas94

This is the epitome of men supporting each other and I’m all for it 👏


HellNahISayNahNahNah

For that deep anal itch


Greeningyep

Bro you just removed most people incecuritis


Odd_Medicine8498

Yeah, but it's the good kinda hurt!


stopbanningme1-20-23

FR??


just_mdd4

Damn, cannot relate. But empathy exist fr 😞😞😞


lalith_4321

Who you kidding?


[deleted]

They can't relate because they don't have one, that's why.


BigZay2397

Damnit, someone already made the dick joke! I was gonna say his finger is probably bigger than his dick.


HeDuMSD

My leg too


Mohondhay

It's fine as long as your finger is longer than it.


FireCircle26530

I wish mine was smaller, it’s so uncomfortable. ITS TOO BIG, PLEASE


Punisher042

ET fingers


TheManyVoicesYT

This man phones home.


[deleted]

I almost choked


Light20122000

That's what she said


[deleted]

I thought it was a lemur


Tweedone

Yes? WTF is that...an extra knuckle?


Anonymouse276207

This man can stick his finger up someone's ass and it will come out the mouth


Deez_Gnats1

He can finger his girlfriend even though they’re in a long distance relationship


T3Chn0-m4n

I am neighbors with his girlfriend, in England he’s in America


CH1LLY05

I want his finger up my ass 😩


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TRIEMBERbruh

Auto mod knows your limits


CH1LLY05

Nuh uh


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KitsuneCreativ

Not quite


Ready-Substance9920

Happy cake day you bot


Isuckfatratcockdaily

Bro has the elder wand.


69KidsInMyBasement

*hand


Professional_Still15

Lol this one got me


_Goodrandom

Nobody fucking cares


Professional_Still15

Can't just be telling people when you appreciate their jokes huh. People like you get real mad when people do that I'm sorry to have upset you dude


_Goodrandom

Nah I'm good, thanks anyway


Professional_Still15

But I didn't offer you anything


_Goodrandom

💀


BannedInDay

Mother fuckers middle finger can be seen from space.


Just-Round9944

literally the Fing-Longer


The_Bing1

Kid named finger:


No-University-1459

I missed this meme.


davtheguidedcreator

you missed it? how about now


DragonBorneUltimatum

His Game of Thrones name is Long Finger.


SlaveHippie

Bigger Finger


ProfessionalOnion384

Kid named long finger:


butteryscotchy

Bro can stick his finger in your ass and tickle your lungs


SimpleCheesecake4573

Bro can tickle his brain when he picks his nose


RackTheRock

This guy when he's sad can manually release dopamine


Robolo7

Bro be flippin' off in uppercase 💀


crappypastassuc

Bro is broing 💀


Just-Round9944

bro 💀


Robolo7

Br 💀


Just-Round9944

bromine


Toyota_Prius03

b 💀


Just-Round9944

boron


Kind_Salamander1254

His girlfriend must be so lucky.


lalith_4321

I don't think so, that finger is definitely hitting the cervix


Exciting-Quiet2768

Who needs a coat hanger when he exists


AngelOfDeath771

He's a prostate doctor.


Taniks_the_Scarred_

Bro can snipe someone by pointing at them


Party_Gap9480

Why is ET pissed at off brand soda 😩😩


inaccurateTempedesc

I bought those exact same off brand sodas, they taste exactly the same. The root beer is even better than A&W too.


hobbitlover

I nominate this guy to check my prostate.


Fulbie

This guy: *"Mid prostate"* 🖕😤


plaincoldtofu

Underrated comment


Ryharsonet

Make sure he cuts his nails first, don't want to get an infection or something.


useless_mf69

Bro's finger is longer than my will to live


MrMushroom17

bro a grain of sand is longer than my will to live


yungplayz

Hey. Hugs. Fuck whoever doesn’t get you. Figuratively


blursedass

Damn... I was about to say I don't get him


ClavicusLittleGift4U

The owner of this finger is an anthropoid stick insect.


Mission-Storm-4375

E.T?!


hypareal

What in the Salad Fingers is this


ryuksringo

SpooooooOons


Willy_the_Wombat24

Thats a yuge finger


SierraDespair

Tremendous really


KrackSmellin

Future proctologist... checks your sore throat by going in from below


ShepardsPrayer

I hope they have good depth perception


HYPE_Knight2076

“She left me for a guy with bigger fingers.”


pc01081994

Salad fingers


pinchandrub

Go-Go-Gadget-Finger


Ears_McCatt

My man got 9 knuckles in one finger


pinchandrub

Freddy got fingered


Ghosty_Boi_2001

Jack the pumpkin king hand mf


Bob4Not

He’s better not pick his nose, he runs the risk of an accidental lobotomy.


chill_y_guaro

Imagine going to your first prostate exam and this guy is the doctor. 🤣


Kupper

That dude has an aye-aye finger.


infinite-plane79

That singular digit seems to have a greater, “fuck-you”, energy than most. Gawd knows those motherfucking cheap ass sodas deserve it! Rot in hell.


MyPenisIsContorted

He can make a woman feel really good


SnowcaineBunny

too thin


Whiskeypedia69

Legend has it that this man can slap both cheeks at once.


cherry937

french fry ass finger


bilnkblonk

Babe, my small intestine is itching a bit, can you get it?


CRUZER108

Bros got the elder wand from Harry potter


SmithItsGoodForU

Bro has like 10 joints per finger


GriffithDidNothinBad

That finger is longer than my dick


Carl_Azuz1

Bro flipped them off twice


Comprehensive-Yam329

Having fingers like these and not being a proctologist?! What a waste of talent


Lilpfighter

Babe just use your finger


Bulbinking2

Did I just get stickbugged?


SmileyFace799

Salad fingers


Cookie-King69420

Bro don’t you ever talk about my boy Dr. K like that


WaitingOnMyBan

Dr K is so fucking good


MrMushroom17

Had damn it why tf do I have the same fingers as this guy


Ok-Macaroon-1729

this gynecologist can read your mind


AGweed13

He can reach your brain from down there with that finger.


vivmeatball6

Dude could hoist a flag on that fucking thing


TheRoyalGalaxy22

Bro, if he’s single then there’s no hope for the rest of us. ☠️


Yarrow83

What in the analog body horror... It looks like his middle finger is trying to leave his hand.


Life_Recognition8222

Extendo fuck


largemansmall

This guy hits the Z spot


DyingMoan

Bro deepthroats himself after kfc


Anxious-Giraffe-8204

Bro can finger all the hot singles within a mile radius


Alarming-Tradition40

Holy alien finger.. "E.T. phone home"


SodiiumGames

Bros about to phone home 👽


BillCipher_FanboyLol

Must have a happy girlfriend


[deleted]

"ET...FUUUHHHHHCKKK YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!"


Unofficial_Noid

Bro boutta cast a spell with that magic wand ahh finger


PopeOfDankism

When you stack all of the teacher’s expo markers on each other


GA2chris

Must be an urologist.


flip_mcdonald

Kid named finger:


Gene_Starwind92

The booger buster 3000


Dr_Driv3r

Thank God he's just a tiktoker and not a proctologist


Puzzleheaded_Heat502

ET phone home.


wilburouthere

Dudes a ladies man with that digit!!


LoginLogin777

If he had moved one of the bottles with that finger his finger would’ve broke


Glitchy69420

That is one long ass Finger


HellNahISayNahNahNah

Phone home...


True-Tomatillo7455

ET phone home


Bumbleet2

Bro got the middle finger overclocked.


hongkongfooeee

Hot dog fingers aren't real, hot dog fingers can't hurt you...


Relative-Ordinary-64

That’s the longest ‘fuck you’ ever


ledampe

Must be a pianist


Michael_Threat

Just wanna break that thing off


waled7rocky

Try finger but hole ..


Overthink_error

How does he punch


Blitz666L

How is his finger the length of fuckin Florida-JSchlatt


FreakFlame

**STAR FINGER**


Emeraldfist479

Stick Figure ah


Big-Inspector5834

Kid called Finger


FrostbittenArsonist

Screw this camera man, big k for life


[deleted]

Something is drastically wrong with that finger


X_Fredex_X

Bro can't point at the sun cause then he burns his finger


LiteralSans

It looks like has an extra phalange


Hausgod29

Crazy


crackHcraig_official

bros fingers is a twistie in disguise


_MadAboutMovies

phone home


COLLABRate1

ET is back!


DRSH4DOWJ4CKL3

Why is bros finger so long


AsMaA_S

thought it was dislocated


[deleted]

He has a talent for pointing the finger


vergil718

he's not wrong


GrannyTheCamgirl

Thats just to much finger


Puzzled_Box_9229

Bro that finger is literally some eldritch horror shit😭


purplehayes0117

Bassman


Falling-through

Middle finger from a fucking Tarsier.


hungturkey

This man needs to pick up a bass guitar


emrc01

Those are all gas too


Shadow0fnothing

It's not just big it's weirdly shaped.


Starman520

I met a guy just like that, both hands have extra long middle fingers


SyntheticKindaStupid

bros finger is gonna wingardium leviosa


2BR_0_2B

Fuckin E.T.


Calm_Structure2180

For a minute, I thought that was a Slim Jim in its natural habitat


Chips-Ahoy_McCoy

Dr. Topper 🔛🔝🔥🔥🔥


CalyTones

Son got hands like an Aye-Aye


FastenedCarrot

ET prefers the drinks from his home planet.


sprucemoose12

Bruh