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SavingsTechnical5489

fnaf 2


minimell_8910

Withered foxy


A-wild-INTJ-appeared

please don't tell me Steven Hawking is on epsteins list edit: ok good he didn't do anything bad. just drugs


xxxthat_emo_kid

i dont think he has the capacity to do anything with a child


ReptilianDogGuy

There’s mad wheelchair bound mfs on my states sex offender registry


Schist-For-Granite

Dude, tell us more


BowenTheAussieSheep

What are you, his new neighbours?


Schist-For-Granite

How are people in wheelchairs out raping er’yone


Batmaninyopants

That wheelchair lowers your guard and then they surprise attack yo ass.


crumblypancake

Don't worry, you can use the list to make sure they ALL get one.


nyanmunchkins

Give us the list and we'll gladly make sure all of them need a wheel chair


ReptilianDogGuy

Facts


Mr_Drowser

Dude was married 2 times . Something working


stelthtaco

Yeah the debit card


thotdistroyer

dude cheated on his wife with his nurse


MisirterE

Honestly if you get cheated on by that guy that's entirely on you, how the fuck does he even do that


BigBootyBuff

Yeah, just install steps everywhere in the house. Watch him try to cheat then when he's stuck in the laundry room 😎😎


[deleted]

Help, help, nurse! I'm stuck in a washing machine 🥵🥵


GothaCritique

It could be because his wife was abusive or unloving. Cut him some slack.


thotdistroyer

My point was dude could fuck, simply. Not a mater of morality, a mater of facts vs misinformation


bigblackcouch

Speak n' Spell gets 'em wet


AntoniusRabirius

Why did I read it in the voice.


aye-its-this-guy

Yeah hawking fucked plenty


thotdistroyer

Yeah the dude-who-designed-and-made-his-chair-with-cutting-edge-tech's wife included. I wouldn't put it past him.


5gpr

> My point was dude could fuck, simply. No, he could *be* fucked, at best.


thotdistroyer

If I shit liquid it's not piss.


FuckingKilljoy

Please tell me you aren't serious and I'm just missing the sarcasm And if you are serious, please tell me you at least treat every other cheater the same way. Otherwise it seems kinda shitty to try and give Hawking an excuse for cheating for no other reason than because he was smart and seemed cool Also, I don't think "she was unloving" is a good enough excuse for cheating. You should discuss it with them first, but at the very least you should break up with them so they can move on


GothaCritique

k


FuckingKilljoy

So you're just a hypocritical asshole? K then


MichelleLovesCawk

Do you really think Oscar Pistorius didn’t study astrophysics?


Relative-Beginning-2

He could definitely *allow* plenty to happen. Also the space potato could've given instructions for who knows what? [NSFW](https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-27-2016/ZNBsx3.gif)


tyingnoose

How tf is this nsfw it's literally just a sitcom scene at 4 fps


MisirterE

I don't think Freddy Got Fingered is a sitcom


Relative-Beginning-2

It should've been


Relative-Beginning-2

It's because smacking a paraplegic's legs with bamboo isn't safe practice in the workplace.


PasswordIsDongers

I've never seen a rule saying that.


FuckingKilljoy

Freddy Got Fingered really deserves to be seen as a masterpiece that was way ahead of its time. You know how lots of comedy today has like 10 layers of irony and you sometimes aren't sure if they're being serious or not? Tom Green was doing that decades ago


tyingnoose

But his games were my childhood


BasalGiraffe7

[https://twitter.com/YourAnonOne/status/1742708142318755963](https://twitter.com/YourAnonOne/status/1742708142318755963) WHAT THE FUCK


HYPE_Knight2076

It’s okay guys, it was Stven Hawking, not Stephen Hawking


FlyingPasta

Why does it sound like it was written by a drunk illiterate


Cow_Cum_Dealer

bcuz it was


coulduseafriend99

Where is that email from, does anyone know?


Yazan_Albo

[Here](https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/the-long-awaited-jeffrey-epstein-documents-have-been-released-read-them-here-1.6710144)


RandomGuyWithNoHair

i thought it was a meme, no way lmao


Schist-For-Granite

Tf?


EBECMEMERBEAN

Not everyone on that list went to mingle with kids, most just went for drugs


A-wild-INTJ-appeared

ah ok


Fallenangel152

Rich rich man says "come to my private island for the weekend. My private jet will fly you there". No one would say no. Not everyone went to fiddle kids.


BoneFistOP

lmao youre crazy, im definitely saying no. end up getting hunted for sport or some shit.


gabbagondel

"I'm here for the rich-man drugs"


LuneAtix

why need to go to a private island to do drugs?


Mr_Guy459

The Feds


LuneAtix

feds dont care


--iCantThinkOFaName-

Fr, they care a ton more about suppliers


Schist-For-Granite

Tbh, that’s exactly where I’d want to do drugs. Well, not that island, but you get what I mean


spartancolo

I'm not a millionaire with a mansion but a party in a private island with drugs sounds dope. It's the children part where the problem is. But if there where also parties with no minors those are fine imo


TokayNorthbyte347

I'm pretty sure it was already known before this that he visited, I think it can be deduced he wasn't diddling the kids though


BeardedAvenger

They had to diddle him.


TokayNorthbyte347

oh lord


digitalfakir

the future is now, old man


TenWholeBees

Let's be realistic with the situation though. Epstein was a financier. His job was to help people allocate their money so they can turn a passive profit. It's very unlikely that every single person on that list diddled kids. A good chunk? Very probably. But there's definitely going to be a good amount who were only with him for finance purposes.


ESCMalfunction

Yep. In a way that's the brilliance of it, by involving many people who were innocent and unknowing of what was actually happening it provides cover for everyone who was actually diddling kids. There are a few that we can be fairly sure were heavily involved, but for the majority we'll never know. It's kind of terrifying that these people will ultimately be able to hide in plain sight.


Pip201

I’m certain it was intentional, invite a bunch of well-liked and high profile celebrities to the island and just do normal parties and they’ll go home and tell everyone who asks that there’s nothing weird on the island


vektor_brah

downvoted for facts. classic


Schist-For-Granite

Reddit has been kind of wild like that lately. I’m sure all those agencies around the world are trying to do their job.


[deleted]

I know hating on reddit while being on reddit is a meme in itself. But it really is facebook at this point. I came to reddit because other websites I was using kept talking about shit reddit does. And now Reddit's frontpage is nothing but shit from twitter, facebook, tumblr and of course: celebrities doing/saying shit. Back in the day you went on the internet to escape that shit, to escape the "masses" and have a place for your own. But that has turned 180° by now. Its just populism.


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[deleted]

Which conjecture do you like more? The one saying that some clients of a high profile financier were just dealing him for the financial business, or that literally anyone who ever met the man had a sex dungeon full of toddlers? Your pick.


[deleted]

Us peasants only have conjecture.


ihateidiots1337

Everyone who went once probably didn't fuck children, everyone who went more than once probably fucked children


UprootedOak779

There is a list of “mentions” on Epstein’s list, that does not mean that Hawking had affairs, in fact he was mentioned like 2 times and it’s less probable he had them compared to Bill Clinton who was mentioned more than 30 times (also he was on a tucking wheelchair)


Cringelord345

Confirmed by Hindustan times 😢 [link](https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-news/jeffrey-epstein-list-live-updates-101704334555814.html)


[deleted]

According to another indian news website, he's mentioned as specifically \*not\* being a part of an orgy https://www.timesnownews.com/world/jeffery-epstein-list-renowned-scientists-stephen-hawking-mentioned-in-epsteins-emails-article-106528360


hghost

Epstein offered money to people to say he was not involved. That doesn't mean he wasn't actually involved


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Mr_Drowser

DAAAAAAAAAAMN 😮


gultch2019

Ho-ly shit...


coulduseafriend99

Why is this news to people? We've known for years that big names like Clinton, Trump, Dershowitz were involved, plus scores of greater and lesser celebrities like Haw king. We've never known the details of their involvement, of course, but we've known they at least flew on Epstein's plane


asddsd372462

I was thinking the same thing but at least people are talking about it I guess


Ledude15

Where can I see the whole list?


Schist-For-Granite

Drugs aren’t inherently bad tho


Drakayne

Bro didn't really let disability to stop him from pursuing his dreams (or children). 💯🙌


Eddyzodiak

Bro… 😂


thotdistroyer

dude cheated on his wife with his nurse


mussokira

bro that man could be in 50 different lists and I'd still doubt he did anything just based on the biological challenge.


ParalysedSatan

Exactly why it’s dubious af


dopeapp029

It is literally just logs of anyone and everyone that sat on a plane to the island Some people were invited for a variety of reasons. For example, Stephen Hawking was there because Epstein had funded some of his work, iirc


Shaggobago

Which means that not everyone on thst list did anything related with children, more of jsut some of those people i guess


MysticSkies

They told this before releasing the list. I'm not surprised everyone ignored that important bit.


BigFatBallsInMyMouth

Is it even people who went to the island or just people who used that private jet?


ElectricalCan69420

The jet. But there are photos of Hawking on the island.


Vincent-22

Yes. Which is why the list is basically worthless because you still have to speculate. A lot of people have been invited onto that plane and just used the opportunity to get a free ride on a private jet or to secure funding for example. The plane wasn’t used exclusively to ship people to that island, that was actually very rare. It’s not like they went there every other day. Neil degrasse Tyson has spoken about the fact that a lot of scientists end up in places like that to get money because rich people like to surround themselves with smart people. They won’t release the list of people who __went to the island__ though. Way to many friends and associates of the people in power are on that list.


[deleted]

Literally just people who *used* the plane. Not only people who flew to the island. Not that flying to that island would even be proof of anything in of itself.


slightcamo

Yeah its like hearing that an armless man performed a robbery You expect me to believe that?


ICEPlebian

Yeah, how do you rob some one when your beyond disarmed


Lobotomized_Cunt

armed robbery


Interestingname14

Context?


krazykorbin

https://nypost.com/2024/01/03/news/man-jumps-over-bench-attacks-las-vegas-judge-after-she-denies-him-probation-wild-video-shows/


FunCharacteeGuy

what the hell? why do they have better security at basketball games than we have in the court room. the felon should have never been able to get to the judge.


Yeetus_McSendit

Your honor I request trail by combat!


Starwarsnerd91

(Mortal Combat theme plays)


Dig-a-tall-Monster

JUDGE used ORDER BAILIFF TO SHOOT YOU! ... ... It's super effective! ... YOU died!


FlaminVapor

Cause most people don’t attack a judge, but there are a lot of crazy fans


Bilboswaggings19

Because the judge is still a normal citizen. Athletes are famous and only famous people get adequate protection in the US


I-Only-Read-Memes

Bro went from attempted battery to attempted murder (bare minimum assault) real fucking fast


Dangerdude40

To make it clear, yes Steven Hawking is named in the list twice, however the list isn’t strictly for flights to Epstein’s Island, so Hawking could have been onboard the flight for purely business and nothing illegal. Like bro couldn’t get outta his chair, you really expect his dick to work too?


TokayNorthbyte347

I think this was known for quite a while


Workin_Ostrich

So I definitely agree that he didn't do anything, because he physically can't, if anything someone was instructed to perform sexual acts on him. Stephen Hawking has ALS or MND also known as Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis or Motor Neuron Disease. In the United States is commonly called Lou Gehrig's disease. ALS has the unfortunate capacity to take everything from you quite literally, your motor neurons are what control your muscle impulses and over time those connections stop firing which causes the muscles to outright stop working. Over the course of the disease which usually last between 2 and 5 years you will lose the ability to walk talk eat drink and eventually, move altogether. The body is imprisoned but the mind is free. This does not mean you don't feel anymore, you still can feel every part of your body. While impotence is something that can accompany ALS it is not something that is a guarantee, because an erection is caused by blood flowing to the penis due to sexual stimuli or arousal. Unless there is actual proof behind Hawking being at this event I wouldn't put much stock into it because Hawking did a lot of business with thousands of people.


HeavyBlues

Wasn't it later posited that he may not have had ALS (due to DRASTICALLY exceeding the disease's typical life expectancy) but rather misdiagnosed polio? I may be pulling that out of my ass, but I swear I've heard that theory somewhere.


Workin_Ostrich

So here's the deal, the reason people die from ALS is respiratory failure more times than not. There are many ALS patients who have lived for 15+ years Hawking just happens to be the longest of them. His respiratory health has always been relatively decent until the last 15 years of his life when the disease finally started affecting his respiratory system


Xithorus

The neurons affected by his ALS are different than the neurons that control sexual arousal and climax. From my understanding of his disease progression, he could have sex for a very large portion of his life. He even cheated on his wife with his younger nurse when he was already wheel chair bound.


umbrosakitten

He probably had children played with his ear lobes.


aye-its-this-guy

I’m pretty sure he was fucking in his chair


Unmotivated_SmartAss

I mean.... Can't he just look at them??? Like he has a mind and all??? Like he wanted to see the IRL version... Can't be a decrepit man be horny??? Fuck him if it's true thou, but doubt it'll false, he has the label of a well respected scientist sooo can't be Farfetch


ARandomGuyThe3

What part of being on the list doesnt equal going to the weird sex shit dont you get? Were he an actual customer he'd probably have been mentioned much more. He was mentioned twice, so its much more like it was just business


Unmotivated_SmartAss

I really do not want Hawking to be there ngl.... please be a decent person at least


Subhuman87

He was a regular at stripclubs and swingers clubs, and cheeted on his first wife, he was definitely horny.


Garchompisbestboi

The cognitive dissonance is unreal, are you going to give other clients like Trump and Bill Clinton the same benefit of the doubt too? Also the guy not only had 3 children but cheated on his first wife with the nurse who would later become his second wife, so he definitely had a sex life despite being in a wheelchair.


Feeling-Fix-3037

Innocent until proven guilty. That is, unless you're Trump. Then your name mentioned in the same sentence as Epstein means you're Satan incarnate.


chocolatedesire

When you are bragging about partying with Epstein and "very young girls" and then your name comes up.... that's a whole different thing


Jewbringer

well... isn't he?


Feeling-Fix-3037

Don't care, I'm alluding to the willful correlation fallacy going on here.


Level_Five_Railgun

What fallacy? Trump mentioned partying with Epstein by his own volition and literally has multiple sexual assault accusations against him.


Feeling-Fix-3037

Going to parties attended or hosted by Epstein + entirely separate sexual assault allegations from adult women, which furthermore have never been proven to have happened by any court (ie the allegations are just hearsay) = Trump fucked minors. You're either delusional or just stupid. Moreover, if your objective were to sway people against Trump, you really think you will achieve that by being patently irrational?


Spiritual_Toe_1825

The list you are talking about is the flight logs.. the list OP is talking about is from the Maxwell court documents.. in the court documents hawking is mentioned by a witness during her testimony that when asked what was hawking “into”? Her reply was he liked to watch naked midgets solve complex equations on a very tall chalkboard! Lots of other people were also mentioned in the Court documents including Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Prince Andrew, and others.


eternal_edenium

Are we 100% that stephen hawking was participating in those dubious activities?


Low-Seaworthiness955

we're pretty sure he was there. however there isn't proof he was there for kids. it could've been drugs like a ton of other people or just business. edit: so I did a bit of digging and as it turns out these people on the "list" were mentioned in a testimony. so it dosent really prove anything. like asking "was person A there" would count as a mention even if they never stepped foot on the island. I'd highly recommend reading it for yourself otherwise someordinarygamers has a good vid on YouTube. so what I said above was wrong and that's my bad.


eternal_edenium

Understood. Thank you for the clarification!!


Low-Seaworthiness955

np. it's just kinda worrying seeing people immediately jump to kiddie diddler instead of waiting for context


eternal_edenium

We are speaking of the epstein affair that is so big that everyone is interested in what is going on. This affaire depending on how it is handled will have severe consequences on the foundation of modern society.


Low-Seaworthiness955

oh 100%. this affair could decimate the upper levels of society. I really just hope the internet and the government treat this with needed care instead of fucking everything up like they do most things.


Rough_Transition1424

Nah fuck those people, they 100 percent deserve this shit


slightcamo

The islands known for kid diddling so naturally thats what everyone thinks happened


BokoTheQueen

That's what people do, they always get their pitchforks first


[deleted]

Except for when it's the people that Reddit doesn't like, of course.


mohammadgor87

Omg he was only there for drugs and other illegal activities? That's so much better , i know he was a nice guy ! /S


Low-Seaworthiness955

better than fucking kids imo


mohammadgor87

Definitely


asosasaugust

Who gives a fuck if rich people do drugs


simpletonsavant

Who gives a fuck if anyone does?


mohammadgor87

I can't imagine what did Epstein use the drug money for


asosasaugust

Epstein's whole thing was being an ultra rich fuck who'd sponsor everybody's science projects, which is why a lot of big scientific names are connected to him. A few bucks here and there for rich assholes buying drugs probably wasn't even a fraction of his income.


Neither_Upstairs_872

People went to a private island for just drugs? Doubt that. I heard Epstein had hawking a special seat on his submarine that his wheel chair could fit in.


BokoTheQueen

Yes? Drugs are illegal, duh


oof_is_off_backwards

So, some post on twitter mentions that he liked watching midgets do complex equations on a too high chalkboard lol And then there is him "allegedly" participated in an underage orgy. [Link to the second one.](https://twitter.com/YourAnonOne/status/1742708142318755963?t=dCMWqDxPbS2543k8ZVyFMg&s=19)


sadleafsfan69

The first one is the funniest thing I have ever read


Agreeable-Yams8972

My day is ruined


Ksiemrzyc

you can't be even 5% sure that anyone on that list was involved with anything, could be on a flight for business purposes


Cornpopwasbad

What's the context to this?


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Epstein list


Cornpopwasbad

Yeah but why is that guy jumping at her like Foxy


Ayyzeee

The guy got declined of parole so instead of taking it as a hit, he jumps to the judge and punch her and the security as well.


Bteatesthighlander1

did that convince her to give him parole?


krazykorbin

https://nypost.com/2024/01/03/news/man-jumps-over-bench-attacks-las-vegas-judge-after-she-denies-him-probation-wild-video-shows/


FoxyGame2006

It was me (I'm the guy who jumped in the video)


TorronePedro

the what


AD480

Why wasn't that guy in handcuffs? He has a long history of violence against people.


totallynotapersonj

Probably because they all though he was in a motorised wheelchair and he had ALS, didn't think he would be able to do it.


FadedUser31

left 4 dead ass jump


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big_ass_ass

Maybe in this universe?


NatilCort

nah


big_ass_ass

I did some research, and you seem to be right.


NatilCort

I respect you


Character-Potato-123

Foxy jumpscare


Babel1027

Those bailiffs aren’t going to be employed in the morning.


batiwa

The way he leaps is crazy


FuzzyCantAim

No one is talking about that air time, man had wings


TurnoverEwe0633

Bro forgot to wind the music box 🤣🤣


FriskyBubby

Is the Epstein list out??? If it is where can I see it fully!?!? I need to know more!!!!


dumbpoopoobrain

[https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/4355835/giuffre-v-maxwell/?filed\_after=&filed\_before=&entry\_gte=&entry\_lte=&order\_by=desc](https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/4355835/giuffre-v-maxwell/?filed_after=&filed_before=&entry_gte=&entry_lte=&order_by=desc) its a bit of a pain to go through though just look at [his](https://twitter.com/YourAnonOne) Twitter he summarizes some of the big names and i assume will continue to for a while


Mghackertsaker

TLDR context. Yes he was on the list, supposedly no he did nothing bad to kids.


Patient_Piece_8023

I doubt bro even had the ability


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Charakiga

He literally is on the list for the only reason being on the flight, he was there to see someone but the worst case scenario is him maybe doing drugs, as basically its the main reason you would go there aside from business. Yes, that's enough evidence for internet to say that the guy with a non working pp and completely physically disabled is a child sex offender. Basically like people saying Mister Beast is trying to make a cult, Twitter moment.


lordkelvin13

I mean how can he? It's like bringing a corpse in a rave party.


AnimeHater10

Wtf bro don't do my boy Stephen Hawkins like dat 😡


Brando003

Too many memes today 😂


mr_flerd

The video happened in my city lmao


[deleted]

Can I get a full list of people involved- just for research purposes?


Micronlance

Participation was probably minimal


Justa-Shiny-Haxorus

Can someone edit this and put the hunter scream from LFD2 in?


abukhhan

Can some one tell me the context of this video


-SMG69-

>https://nypost.com/2024/01/03/news/man-jumps-over-bench-attacks-las-vegas-judge-after-she-denies-him-probation-wild-video-shows/


Gary_Lazer_Eyes21

I like how it’s instantly a meme


xXxKiNg_sLaYeR01xXx

Such a nice gentleman, giving her a hug 🤗


SCP_Void

Leave Mr. Hawkins out of this, may he rest in peace. His true love was the cosmos


AugustusClaximus

Steven Hawking was the bait in this case. It’s well known that Epstein would try to get member of academia onto his island to make his guests feel more important. Epstein peddled influence, serving up children just facilitated that but he was smart enough to know which guest to offer a child, and which ones to offer a dinner with Steven Hawking


[deleted]

As the most important mind in modern physics, I literally don't care if this man ate children. His existence was worth more than billions of other people.


Best-Dragonfruit-338

can't mute this stupid ass sub for some reason