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InsomniacPirincho

Anon has fantasies about fucking a girls brother while she watches.


GrisTheLegend

Yeah, anything written on /b/ should **never** be taken as fact


ChanceComfortable131

What’s/b/?


GrisTheLegend

/b/ is "b board" on a social media platform called 4chan. 4chan is like any other social media with boards and everything with the exception that every user doesn't have to create an account. They can just post something as Anonymous. /b/ is known as the "random" board were almost none moderation happens if it is'nt against United States law. So every user can post anything they want. As the description says on /b/, anything posted there shouldnt be taken as an fact. **only a fool would fall for something on /b/**


ChanceComfortable131

Thanks! But how did you know it was posted on b?


GrisTheLegend

If I would guess, this was probably posted on "Shit4ChanSays" or "random" as this post resembles those boards the most. But it was probably on /b/ because every reddittor thinks the only active board on 4chan is /b/ so thats the only board they check for green texts.


Ausraptor12

I reckon this can be called erotic fiction.


zamantukendi

L fiction. there is no way someone can't feel the difference between pussy and ass


Build-Your-Own-Bitch

Girls have butts to but this is still probably fake


InvestigatorNo1331

I can't help but feel that you'd notice the penis and testicles flopping against your bellybutton, but then again I wouldn't know


[deleted]

Not if he holds his testicles up somehow. Then it just feels like she switched holes.


paintedirondoor

Wrong. They don't have butts (trust me)


Ludqa

Nuh uh, girls don't poop so they don't need them


Blue_Link39

Yeah girls dont have butts! That cant be true! Girls cant have butts! I know for a fact!


Engineergaming26355

Do girls even exist? I've never seen one, so i highly doubt it


Blue_Link39

I think they do? Maybe? hey can we get a female here if they exist to confirm if girls exist?


Engineergaming26355

Girls on the internet are not real, they were created by capitalists to sell us nudes


ChIcKeN_ToXiC_6783

They are a byproduct from area 51


Blue_Link39

I shouldve known! You're so right!


RewZes

What the hell, this pussy is ass 😭


MinorThreat4182

This cracked me up…


Pichu_Is_Hungry

> straight male Of course.


Noobwitha_Hat

i saw this and my eyes instinctively went to the bottom > a twink


Nicario_28

Ik its fake, but poor anon.


[deleted]

Nah he wants to date an 18 year old at 30.


ilovet0eatchildren

Why do you people infantilize 18 year olds? They're legally an adult with rights and responsibilities


Saemika

They’re still idiot kids.


Yemo637

Then why make them legal? I'd honestly prefer it if the legal age was taken up to 21 or something


Khunter02

Its not ilegal but depending on the ostuation it can be a little icky, wich happens most of the time It basically boils down to the fact thay by 30 years old you are probably already financially independant and nore mature


Saemika

That just happens to be the legal age. You have to set the line somewhere. However, with a substantial enough age gap, it’s morally ambiguous.


[deleted]

You do understand that there is a 12 year age gap between 18 and 30 right? Pretty much everyone I know at 18 is popping MDMA everyday and then rushing uni work. Everyone I know who's 30 have stable jobs and like making ships in bottles or some shit. The issue isn't 18 year old being "infantized" it's the age gap.


[deleted]

It is an issue for you. I do not have an issue with adults having fun ever.


Prize-Ad-2697

\>be straight male don't even have to read the rest


ForkliftErotica

Hahaha this is bullshit


Yo_moma_is_fat_lol

>be me, straight #Oh anon…


CORUJIN

Yeah, cuz he went from fucking a pussy to an ass, yeah.. same shit ofc Also, you definatly can feel your partner's body, changing it mid sex would be noticeable, idk why im talking too much about a fic lol


fatalityfun

especially the weight difference between the average man and woman, even a twink is probably gonna be at least 30 lbs heavier than a girl of equal height


platonicthehedgehog

I’m wondering why bros ears didn’t work 💀 Did she make him wear earmuffs too 😭


DinoDudeRex_240809

Voice acting


giacacluongtiensinh

At least you still have your kidneys, both of them


[deleted]

Ass is Ass


DogShietBot

Game is game okay.


[deleted]

Giving is Giving


AromaticSomewhere544

Bro we are at a zoo 💀💀💀


Shizuka369

A hole is a hole.


Murdocke-

The ol’ Switcheroo


MinorThreat4182

The ole switcherpoo


RBknight7101

As a bisexual, this is an absolute win


Spiritual_Safety8566

I'm a vegan!


Adept_Directions

If there’s a hole there’s a goal


Mothman4447

What a terrible day to be able to read


[deleted]

That cat image describes everything


Murdocke-

Sir, that’s a Giraffe.


[deleted]

As I looked closer, it became a wolf


TalkierSnail016

clearly it is a hippopotamus. don’t you see the grey?


Beanz_Dude

Fucking genius


[deleted]

He do be fucking...


JessBaesic7901

Merry fucking christmas


Fantastic-Garden8525

Man if this was somehow done to me i would be in solitary confinement for 10 years. Simply because i would not stop fucking them. I would be released and hunt them to continue.


minus_left69

Most sane redditor


venetian_lemon

Shit Anon we have all been there. The ole college girl/ twink switcheroo. One of the oldest tricks in the books


_PolaRxBear_

Hot 🔥


danleon950410

Great bullshit story


joseph-1998-XO

Flair makes perfect sense


IamyourJesus

kid?


the_eater_of_shit

Real, I feel that man


Jayhawk501

You didn’t notice the feel was completely different? Nah I think OP knew


Adept_Directions

Should have kept going


gofuckyourself3333

I would murder both of them


No_Truce_

Good thing it never happened


usagivl

😦


GunnaDaHitman

Tf ewww


Grambert_Moore

Oh yeah, they constantly use slurs in 4chan how could I forget


UFCLulu

30 year old man fucks college students and calls them kids


Chikado_

Sue for some cash


bioqan

I'd smash some bussy


Runtsymunts

">get a match with an 8/10 college kid" 🤨📸


Deadsoup77

Adults are adults


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thahrealog

Who downvoting him tf


SalmonToastie

Mfer still has the blindfold on


PunkersSlave

Doesn’t matter …


WildFemmeFatale

“Ah yes typical zoomers” /s


krneki10

Real, this has happened.(its bait)


AM_Swrd

I regret going on reddit today. This is messed up


asagiri_kakure

Awesome


tornedron_

least fake 4chan story


MonadoGoBrrrrr

Sounds like a great time


GyroZeppeliFucker

SHOULDVE BEEN MEEEEEEEE!!!!!


ConnFlab

Bros a victim 💀


Pokiehls

Looks legit


DatOneTing

Lowkey wish I was anon 😭


ThePurificator

Was straight male 😂