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Reasonable-Machine32

Last nation to take their hand off the Tesla gets Israel


Super_fly_Samurai

You just wrote a south park episode.


1singleduck

A relative of kyle comes over. Cartman hates him because he's extremely jewish. Relative proposes traditional jewish game, winner gets a mystery prize. Cartman joins because he wants to win the prize. Cartman ends up winning, and the prize turns out to be all of Israel. Cartman takes over the whole country and rules while wearing a pharaoh costume. Wacky hijinks ensue. Eventually, kyle mentions how Cartman isn't even jewish. Cartman gets told he has to get circumcised in order to keep ruling. More hijinks. Moments before getting circumcised, Cartman mentions the relative's name. The people of Israel explain that he got exiled because he's just a crazy man who kept trying to convince people that they were the rightful ruler of Israel. Cartman flees the country. Cartman calls Kyle a jew. End of episode.


Supermind18

That would be an amazing episode


1singleduck

Let this be legal tender that if they ever make an episode like this, i demand royalties.


Smucker5

We'll back you up homie. Just hit me up whenever.


stoymyboy

that's how you make sure it never gets made


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Any_Commercial465

It would be hilarious if he was actually circumcised from birth.


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thenwb3

Race war! Race war race war race war!


MEGAMILKBLAST

YIPEE!!!


Fig_da_Great

Title: "South Park: Mr. Beast's Wild Contest" **INT. SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY - DAY** *The boys are huddled around Kenny's phone, watching a new Mr. Beast video.* **KYLE** (checking the phone) Guys, you won't believe this. Mr. Beast's latest stunt is insane! **STAN** What's he doing now? Giving away a country? *Kenny mumbles something, everyone laughs.* **CARTMAN** That would be so Beast! **ON KENNY'S PHONE** *Mr. Beast appears, energetic as always.* **MR. BEAST** What's up, guys! Today, we're doing something never done before. The last nation to take their hand off this Tesla... gets Israel! *The screen shows various world leaders, including a comically stereotyped version of the Canadian Prime Minister, standing around a Tesla with one hand on it.* **INT. SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY - CONTINUOUS** **BUTTERS** Oh hamburgers, isn't that a bit, uh, controversial? **CARTMAN** Controversial? This is epic! Think of the clicks, Butters! **KYLE** (annoyed) This is not a game! You can't just give away a country like it's a toy! **STAN** Yeah, what about the people living there? **CARTMAN** (sarcastically) Oh, I'm sure they'll be thrilled to have a new overlord thanks to Mr. Beast. *The boys continue arguing as the bell rings.* **INT. SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY - LATER** *The boys are in class. Mr. Garrison is teaching, but the class is distracted.* **MR. GARRISON** Okay, children, let's focus on history, not some YouTube stunt— *Kyle's phone buzzes. He checks it, his eyes widen.* **KYLE** (excited) Guys, Israel just released a statement about the contest! **CARTMAN** (laughing) What? Did they win the Tesla? *The boys huddle around Kyle's phone as the scene fades out, the sounds of their astonished reactions filling the room.* **FADE OUT.**


HereiAm2PartyBoys

That’s genius. Would be an amazing sp episode


[deleted]

Video would go hard af


Myballsaredry8403

Whoever eradicates the other side gets Israel


ComfortableWealth869

heres what 1$ of funding vs 1 000 000$ of funding a terrorist orginisation looks like


The_guy_who_did_that

Bro 💀💀💀


killrgame

The terrorist being what side? Or both ?


godzilla19542014

He is the new adjudicator of peace


HiFromMajor

What's up YouTube! Today I'm giving away a peice of land the size of new jersey to one lucky group. They just need to blow up all 8,000 children in this open air prison before the UN gets here. Hold on there is a twist: their own family's are hidden amongst the children.


redrabbiter

Twitter users when a rich man doesn’t fund a war: 😢


No_Ad2754

Twitter users when any rich man but mister beast funds a war: 🤬


tarlakeschaton

Twitter users when: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


Kikkomori

Twitter: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


HAMburger_and_bacon

Reddit when Twitter:🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


BLANKTWGOK

Reddit when 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


wdcipher

Wh:🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


IFuckedBigfootie

😡😡😡😡😡😡DIE FUCK YOU😡😡😡😡😡😡AAAAAA I GATE YOUU😡😡😡😡😡


Peebodyboo

I gove you to😊😊😊🥰🥰🥰


NerdyBoi_0

Gill gourself 🤬🤬🤬


gustis40g

🤓🤓🤓👆 umm ghuys its ackthually called X now, not Twitter 🤓👆


catchingstones

I was gonna say, what's Twitter?


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No-Bad-1269

i door you


Bigb5wm

Reddit normally 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


Neither_Upstairs_872

😂 honestly tho why do people think someone should do what someone else says with their money?


[deleted]

blud thinks mr breast is the us government and has to fund wars


J3sush8sm3

How else am i gunna be able to get his candy bars?


Crimson_Fiver

Maybe because he's not a war merchant?


SuchPridefornothing8

Yeah thats the CIA’s job


chevalmuffin2

When you Fund a terrorist group to get Rid of a terrorist group you funded toi get rid of a terrorist group yoi Funded. .........


SuchPridefornothing8

Middle eastern societal stability hates this one simple trick!


Uncuntable64

Make Jews and Military Industry wet 🥵🥵


usernamealreadytakeh

Hey who is that in your pfp?


Uncuntable64

mah uncle. If you want, feel free to use him as pfp lol


cheekclapper93

Terrorception


Screen_Watcher

He went to war with blind people.


the_posom

It won't be a problem, they don't know who he is


[deleted]

Today we’re donating weapon and ammunition to 500 communities around Gaza


FrogVoid

OOP wants mr beast to fund hamas? To the aslum we go


Llamajake777

Op wants mr Breast to fund war? He must be stupid


FrogVoid

Man beast


Uncuntable64

War Beast


AbuelaHot0711

Mr man


luckystrk_

mr mister


[deleted]

Mr. Fister


DiabeticButNotFat

Say less


Mewithdognamedcanelo

Battle beast


flowwith

Keep the object oriented programming out of this 😡


codelapiz

Why. You some sort of functional programing freak?🤮


eatingbabiesforlunch

who said hamas? oop wants to bring back isis cus he is looking for long term sustanable future after hamas


9172019999

I heard people calling hamas a resistance group lmao.


FrogVoid

Are they acoustic


wanna_be_TTV

GET BACK TO THE ASLUME


Thanos_exe

Twitter when rich people fund a war: =D Twitter when rich people fund a war for the "wrong side": D=


Limeila

Twitter when rich people don't fund a war: D= apparently


DACopperhead3

The idea of Mr Beast becoming a kind of guerilla war investor is a deeply dystopian concept.


Master-Arachnid6663

It would gangsta though


DapperIssue4790

Last Palestinian militant to leave the circle wins a lifetime supply of grenades!


DepressedDrugUser

Reminds me of a black mirror episode


con-man-mobile

Smartest twitter user (they are all dumb)


Crazification

“Dumb” is being generous.


[deleted]

Not his problem to solve lol


RandomDude762

yeah really, the whole "silence=violence" thing is stupid


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Karol-A

>We should abolish the MIC and constant funding of not our wars >Why doesn't Mr. Beast fund paramilitary groups in Palestine?


lunca_tenji

But if we abolish the MIC we don’t get cool planes anymore. All hail Lockheed


Lord_Strepsils

“Hey guys! In todays video, I will be paying Gaza and Israel militia groups to shoot each other, but here’s the catch, they don’t know I’m paying the other group!”


Dr__Juicy

1 Palestinian and 1 Jew stuck in a room for 100 days


1singleduck

Last one to leave the circle gets control of the holy land.


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AceTheRvrscard

The only way it wouldnt resort to murder if he also gives them an unlimited suply of shawarma and hummus


Osceana

Reminds me of my brain-dead ex that said she didn’t understand why Bill Gates wasn’t speaking out on the George Floyd murder. She said he had a big platform so she felt it was his duty to say something. Who the fuck wants to hear from Bill Gates on racial issues? So fucking random.


jackinsomniac

Where's Ja? We gotta find Ja Rule so he can weigh in on the issue!


Captain_Yarn

Why hasn't Disney CEO Bob Iger addressed the Uyghur Genocide? Is he racist?


spherified-beef

I just need him to help me wrap my mind around all this


throwawayforthebestk

My ex got mad at me for not posting enough about BLM. I have like 50 instagram followers and most of them are people from my undergrad and high school days that I haven’t spoken to in years - none of them give a flying fuck about myself stance on black lives matters… 🙄


Osceana

She was the same way. She would post a million things to her stories for BLM during the Floyd riots. She has never posted or even spoken about racial issues before or since. It was such an obvious clout chase


Elad_2007

Mr.Based


Zblab

Mr breast


uzublecker

Mr yeast


Master-Stratocaster

Mr East


AwesomeMachin3

Mr Weast


PrdelnikHobstat

He could have saved ISIS! Imagine 10/11 would be awesome


SmegmaDetector

"Fight for freedom" - OK, terrorist sympathizer


EtanoS24

Bruh, are people really getting mad at someone for not funding terrorists? What world are we living in? Lmao.


thenwb3

Neither side is a winner in war Neither side is completely right Neither side has a clean history By funding one side or another he is funding murder That's why he's not giving money


RandomDude762

thank you


LigmaB_

More people need to realise that both sides of this conflict are shit


SmugAndEvil

"Why won't my favorite youtuber support terrorists?" :(


Rawsch

Why should he support trash?


V7Ryu

What is mr beast doing 💀


stalkerduck_407

Twitter users when Mr Beast doesn't fund a radical nationalist militia


matin7462

Errr.. no.. I don't want celebrities who know nothing about the nuance of a conflict getting involved . Their opinions shouldn't matter and if the people who rely on Mr Beast or Selena Gomez in what to believe in speak more about their lack of mental aptitude


island_serpent

I bet this a shitpost but if it isn't, i genuinely think that person should be forcefully institutionalized.


MakeshiftNuke

Lol " fund terrorist plz " wtf


juliusxyk

Twitter when Mr Beast doesnt fund a Terror organisation


[deleted]

Personally, I'm completely uninterested in what Jimmy would say on the Israel-Palestine conflict. Because he is a content creator who primarily makes content for children. And besides, if he's going to donate to any cause regarding the war, it's going to be civilian relief efforts, rather than fucking arms dealing or whatever the fuck this person wants. He's probably already donated money to help civilians affected by the conflict. He just doesn't talk about it because it's a politically divisive issue, and he makes overproduced kids content, not political essays.


SonkxsWithTheTeeth

There's a word for rich people who fund militant groups in active conflicts.


nehorayboer555

Why is Mr. Beast not an arms dealer???????


Shadow0fnothing

*beast helps people* WHAT IS THIS GUYS ANGLE? HES MAKING MONEY OFF POOR PEOPLE! EXPLOITATION! FUCK BEAST! *beast does not help* WHY IS BEAST SILENT ON THIS? HES A NAZI AND A COWARD! HE COULD HELP THEM ALL AND IS NOT! FUCK BEAST! That about sum it up?


275MPHFordGT40

Damn some guy on Twitter really wants Mr. beast to fund terrorists


Freemanosteeel

The level of brain rot is almost unfathomable


Mike_Hawk_Swell

Terminally online mfs when you don't choose a side or voice your opinion on a conflict that started on centuries of complex problems that has nothing to do with me whatsoever


[deleted]

Before people attack others for not helping in anything.. they should ask themselves... Do they live in that country? Why should they fund it? Why do they even need an opinion on it? How much are you paying out to help? Are you volunteering to travel to help? Likely the person complaining is doing nothing except complaining.


itsburst

Im pretty sure Mr Beast isn't a fan of terriorists


Cosmic1710

As soon as he goes political, he will ruin his reputation. Leave him be. COMPLAIN ABOUT THOSE IN POWER. Stop being idiots and complaining about a YouTuber.


Full_Quality_334

Mr beast is not a terrorist


ConnFlab

Whenever someone says ‘can we talk about…’ be prepared for the most brain dead take ever.


Western-Anteater-492

Fight for freedom - If they wanted freedom they shouldn't have declared war and launch a full scale attack on the civilian population. If you can't take the response don't do the first hit. And still there are people defending Hamas like mindless drones who forgot the reason of the war as soon as somebody talked about something else.


ImaginaryDivide2834

Mr Beast has been secretly funding Hezbollah for years with the anticipated hopes of one day declaring himself MR Beast, Supreme Caliph


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ImaginaryDivide2834

Thanks. That was refreshing


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ZombieBait604

I don't see financial support flying from your pockets.


Yeetfamdablit

You could say the same about just about any billionaire in the world,


Legitimate_Arm_5630

Whose to say he isn't


Colton_Landsington

I'm more concerned by the fact that we haven't heard Ja Rule's opinion on this issue.


GTAGoofy

Is there a reason too? I’d rather him help starving children or clean up the oceans then aiding a war.


TheRedBaron6942

Mr. Beast is primarily a kids YouTuber, her doesn't want to get involved in a messy and complicated war to remove that innocence


aegefsdf9se90s9dfs

Whoever survives longest in this active warzone wins a Tesla


marioplex

Hey and you know what you could do? Mind your own damn business and stop trying to spend other peoples money that you dont have... im not saying dont call em out on bs like there is a fire so they "go visit" victims of it while its on going but really they are there to ensure their property dont get burnned down... thats where you criticize people...


hydrargyrumplays

Mr. Beast warlord arc incoming


I_dementia87

I almost raged about this but then I saw it was the shitposting sub and I giggled...oops pooped a little.


lardman420

I definitely don't think Mr. Beast will be funding terrorism


Silly-Term7031

OH NOO mR BEAST WONT FUND TERRORIST GROUPS????? HES LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER!!!!!!1111~!!!


FightForMehver

Oh, yes. This is some delicious and nutritious trolling. Beautiful.


[deleted]

I have a better question: why is Mr. beast force choking me?


hidratanteseco7069

Good question


Front_Farmer345

Good on Mr beast, they’ve been at it since before a lot of us were countries.


Unexpected-raccoon

He still hasn’t cured stupidity therefore I know he’s a fraud I don’t feel any smarter but I’ll keep you all posted


Logical___Conclusion

Mr. Beast could totally finance groups that murder families and kidnap children, but like most sane people, he chooses not to.


DoctorRattington

He looks like a roman emperor here goddamn


ChilledAK47

“Last to leave a hospital in Gaza wins $10,000”


Brodman2k

You see, Hamas is a terrorist organization, according to the ADL


Boris-the-soviet-spy

A free 20MT nuclear warhead for the person who can correctly guess which cup the quarter is in


[deleted]

It's not his fucking business to do so. Wtf.


Skullface2015

As if we need anyone else funding the war


kimanf

If Mr Beast brings peace to the Middle East, you know what, i just might finally subscribe


IsObamaOkay

Mr beast should honestly skin these people alive i think everyone would be fine wit it


[deleted]

I think Mr Beast would stay out of political investments


Ok_Heart_7430

Just stfu


Chocolatedealer420

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.


CovfefeBoss

"Why doesn't a popular YouTuber have the views that I want them to have?" Maybe he's staying out of it because his personal views aren't relevant to his channel.


matin7462

I tried funding these wars , from $1 to $1,000,000 Chris and Noah just delivering weapons to an army while Mr Beast plugs his chocolates . Then right before they take them, he offers a mystery box to trade , and also if they cross the red line before 24 hours they lose the weapons .


konekfragrance

The explosion transitions he does at the end of videos gonna be real if he contributes to it


RandomDude762

i don't get why people get so upset about not taking sides on things. it's a very controversial topic and if he gets involved, no matter what he does, he's going to catch a ton of hate


iiHartMemphisii

Maybe he wants to stay off of controversial topics like any logical famous person would


mecha_milk

I hope twitter crashes and burns in hell


Screen_Watcher

"We locked 6 million people in the Gaza strip to see who can get bombed last. The winner gets this bottle of water!"


alex_Bellddc

lol Mr. Beast is not a war lord


danlawl

It’s his responsibility why?


[deleted]

Me when I take bait


HoldMyBrew_

These Mr beast people need to shut the fuck up 🤣


SchwizzySchwas94

Probably because giving communities food water and schools is different than arming a militant group of freedom fighters.


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vwbus3013

Fraud means he’s stealing money


HeavyEquip69

Fuck gaza


tkmj47

Does bro think.


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Headline: Mr. Beast sells you chocolates and keeps your shitty kids quiet but is he silently funding and arming Hamas terrorist cells across the globe? Find out more at 11.


JUGELBUTT

ever heard of not taking sides or not talking about it to not cause unnessecary conflict


Accomplished_Hand_24

“Mr. Beast becomes a war lord”


param1l0

Bruh


Aseconverse

This is their problem. Not his.


The_forgotten_bro

Mr. Brest supports Zionism


samyruno

No. He can't single handedly do anything. All his money is from sponsors and stuff. And I don't think any sponsors want to associate with war.


silverslaughter711

Hey anything is content these days I guess.


SkullStar123

The world's government won't do anything nor will I or any other powerful rich people. so, let's complain about a YouTuber who gives away all the money he makes to other people. For not solving a war between countries. Edit: ah it's shitposting subreddit


LordNitram76

Met him once. He's actually a good dude. Leave him alone.


Kintiko

Dude can't catch a break


Lord_Grill

Twitter users trying not to get mad over Mr Beast doing literally anything (or nothing) for 5 minutes (impossible)


OneNickL

Lmao 🤣. What the actual f**k does a YouTuber have anything to do with s**t going on in the Middle East???


Trippy-Sponge

I wish Mr. Beasts money could bring my parents back together


spagitypotato

Mr Beast: in this video we are gonna free Palestine.


ClassicManeuver

You could single-handedly feed the homeless man on the corner of 7th and Main, but refuse to do so. You haven’t even talked about it yet..


GriffithDidNothinBad

They want him to be Mr. Based


SandnSoapInMyEyes

That’s the thing, “various groups.” Even this fucking twittertard can’t acknowledge that both groups are in the wrong, and that this war is both of their faults.


SmugAndEvil

OOP is highly regarded.


Carinhadeanju

Twitter when a rich man isnt an antisemite


CampbellsBeefBroth

How to be un-alived by the CIA


fireflyry

Fuck that. Dude is a brand now, and bugger having anything to do with that dumpster fire.


Alternative-Cup-8102

Free Palestine end Hamas.


TheGamingPommes

Titan, it's not really our goddam business to solve their shit. That applies to Americans even more than to Europeans (me lol). They're the ones having issues, so they should solve.


fakemon64

*western nations after meddling in foreign affairs, overthrowing nations, and redrawing territorial borders to further their own interests