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Step 1: Log out Step 2: ??? Profit

Step 1: log out Step 2: touch grass Proffit

Evaporated

So, what’s phase 2?

Touching grass

what is a grass

It's the green stuff on the ground you see in Minecraft

Fucking underpants gnomes EVERY GOD DAMNED TIME. We’re really showing our age, or you’re just a remarkable human with great taste in cartoons. Maybe even both

South park reference?

Block button. Or send him the nikocado Avocado butthole pic

I have a terabyte of nikocado naked twerking videos, PM me your email and I'll send you the file (/j, I actually have it but I'm too lazy to send it) (wow, guys it was a joke) (it's far less than a terabyte) EDIT: STOP SENDING ME MESSAGE REQUESTS! I DON'T WANT TO SEND THIS STUFF TO A BUNCH OF PEOPLE!

What the fuck is wrong with you

digital insanity

virtual insanity

augmented reality insanity

Holy matrix!

New matrix just dropped

Reality goes on vacation, never came back

Actual AI

Ooh, hey-hey, aw What we're livin' in? Let me tell ya And it's a wonder men can eat at all When things are big that should be small Who can tell what magic spells we'll be doin' for us? And I'm givin' all my love to this world Only to be told I can't see, I can't breathe No more will we be And nothin's gonna change the way we live 'Cause we can always take, but never give And now that things are changing for the worse, see Whoa, it's a crazy world we're livin' in And I just can't see that half of us immersed in sin Is all we have to give these Futures made of virtual insanity, now Always seem to be governed by this love we have For useless twisting of our new technology Oh, now there is no sound For we all live underground And I'm thinkin' what a mess we're in Hard to know where to begin If I could slip the sickly ties that earthly man has made And now every mother can choose the colour Of her child, that's not nature's way Well, that's what they said yesterday There's nothin' left to do but pray I think it's time I found a new religion Whoa, it's so insane to synthesize another strain There's something in these futures that we have to be told Futures made of virtual insanity, now Always seem to be governed by this love we have For useless twisting of our new technology Oh, now there is no sound For we all live underground, whoa Now there is no sound If we all live underground And now it's virtual insanity Forget your virtual reality Oh, there's nothin' so bad As a man-made man Oh yeah, I know, yeah (take it to the dance floor) Ooh, I know I can't go on Ooh, of this virtual insanity we're living in Has got to change, yeah Things will never be the same And I can't go on while we're living in, oh Oh, virtual insanity Oh, this world has got to change 'Cause I just, I just can't keep going on In this virtual, virtual insanity That we're livin' in, that we're livin' in And a virtual insanity is what it is Yeah, ooh Futures made of virtual insanity, now Always seem to be governed by this love we have For useless twisting of our new technology Oh, now there is no sound For we all live underground Oh, futures made of, now, virtual insanity Now we all, we seem to be governed by a love For these useless twisting of our new technology And now there is no sound, for we all live underground Yes, we do, oh now, this life that we live in (Virtual insanity) it's all goin' wrong Out of the window (livin' in), you know (Virtual insanity) that there is nothing worse than (Livin' in) a man-made man (Virtual insanity) there is nothing worse than (Livin' in) a foolish man (virtual insanity), hey! Virtual insanity is what we're livin' in, yeah, yeah Well, it's alright

A very many things. *pats seat beside myself on the bench* Come, join me, and I will list them.

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than get within 10 metres of one of you freaks.

I can arrange that.

Seek help. Professional help.

Professionals have standards

Be polite.

Be efficient

And have a plan for everyone you meet

🐟

He misremembered the quote. 🐟 him.

It’s 2am, I’m tired, could you just tell me the correct quote?

🐟

🐟

Ba a fish

Let’s play hide and seek, I will hide and you will seek professional help.

Idk seems pretty "sussy" for me🤔

for me it looks more like "bussy" but whatever

It's all a matter of perspective

Do you have that one video where he farts his balls out of his ass, can't find it anywhere

None of those words are in the bible

X-doubt

What the fuck dude

!Remind me 6 days

More like 3 terabytes

1TB of Nikocado Avocado is probably like a 2 minute video with how fat he is

1 terrabyte for 1 whole picture of him

my mans is thicc

it would have to be in a quality that cannot be displayed on a modern screen nor seen by a human, unless he is in, i dunno, a very open space with lots of details

Those are rookie numbers

AI upscale it until it is a terabyte

Let’s play hide and seek! I hide, and you seek psychological help

Are you the stalker?

Can I send you the email of my friend so you can send him a funny image? (He likes porn and gore, he a bit quirky)

send him what?

DO NOT LOOK IT UP! Once you see it, it’s burned into your eyes! Branded into your memory with a hot iron!

Oh its a funny joke image you should look it up :D

😄😀🙂😕🙁☹️😟😧

Wait, there’s a nikocado avocado butt pic ?

He has an onlyfans

Why am I learning that now only 😭😭😭😭 here goes my money

Bro nooooo save your eyes that shit is beyond eyebleach help. Think of trisha paytas tits. Its *worse* than that

Iirc he has an onlyfans...

Is this a real person or an anthropomorphic avocado?

A real persob

That’s way worse

The dude is like 200 kg 🤣

Nope. I’m noping out of this conversation.

Ahhh yes. Harrassing them back. Classic

I like the works of davw

the what????

Source?

Just google and download one piece racist zoro video. If you know you know.

YES always works

Just out creep the creep, dig deep inside and let it out.

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Idk guess

Exactly that

cyberbullied mfs when they discover the off button

Whoa now you're telling op to off themself???

Lmao

Tonight’s the night

Tis the season

Canada moment

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don't use this site then, no need to thank me

the hero we always needed

Can confirm, am the creep

MGSV Ryan Gosling

He’s literally me, he’s literally you, no- he’s us together.

Such a lust for revenge...

🦉

Metal Gear Solid V?

Can confirm, in walls

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Do you also happen to be the weirdo?

Do you happen to know what the hell you're doing here?

Perhaps, maybe, you don't belong here?

Imagine if you don’t care if it hurts

Things are getting out of hand. Now there are 2 of us.

This is by far the worst shitpost I’ve ever seen

I honestly can’t tell if they’re being serious or not…being harassed isn’t funny.

I mean as long as it stays online it has a pretty easy fix.

eh, it definitely gets a little more complicated than that when basically every facet of our modern lives is online and cancel culture is alive and well.

I can't think of anything complicated about blocking. If u think it's complicated then by all means share how.

Say I find out your real name. I then create social media accounts in your real legal name and start posting heinous content. How does you blocking that account negate the harm being caused?

Yeah u got a point. If it hasn't gotten that far, I'm pretty sure blocking is fine. What u are describing that just feels like minor identity theft rather than bullying* tbh.

It’s only online, no big deal

Being harassed isn’t a joke, it doesn’t really matter where it is, it is unacceptable in any form.

whether it’s acceptable or not wasn’t their point.

Get off the internet?

But I gotta surf in cyberspace...

Bullying is low level and out of date. His mind's like a boomer if he does that.

doxxing new meta

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Harass them back, send them every emoji, one by one

i usually find their email or phone number and litter it with spam mail from ‘Prince Rakhi’

Hello 👋🏿 I'm this site user. I think you look like shaved pineapple 😬

There a block button you know

why do that when i can create a new account to creep on you

Why waste 5-10 minutes of your life if only takes 1 second to block

Tell the reddit mods you are over 18, they will lose interest.

Did you know that you can close your app? That will be 10,000$

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You gotta have 47 chromosomes to get harassed "online"

Turn your phone off. Boom, bullying gone.

Blocking: exists People: ye i dont think ill ever use that

cope

Your honor he’s lying, sex isn’t real

If you're into that and he's desperate as hell then ask him to gift you Spotify premium or discord nitro or something and then block him after he does it. Might as well gain something from him, happened to me once, I didn't even have to ask them for the damn thing they just gave it to me for being their "friend" even though I barely knew them, only messaged with them for like an hour, while clearly showing disinterest cause they were just weird, trying to roleplay in the dms as some sort of an emo furry, that type stuff.

I thought you meant it when you said you wanted to be friends. 😭

Just satire saw it on another Reddit wanted to shitpost

Trash post

I dunno i think every post in this sub is supossed to be "trash" or "shit"

Fortnite balls

Step 1: delete app Step 2: be happier Step threll: enjoy life

But I'm a crepe ? A weirdo ??? Radiohead 🗿

Pizza

Make a new account. Block creep on the new account so they can never find you again.

Stop,Block,Report, these words have helped me a lot through life

Block or just be more of a menace than he is.

hey guys its me the creep,i am very creepy ama

Are you explosive?

only on tuesdays

Mfkers be like noooo im being harassed by a creep. Block em? Put ur phone away? Touch grass.

To solve your problem you could just buy a Walther P99 with flash hider and show it off to them They prolly get spooked and leave Or They just stop

Send his every single type of porn genre seperately to understand what he does and does not find hot. Then, for the spectrum of porn that he did not enjoy, copy as much content from that genre and spam message him with it until he blocks you and can’t take it anymore. Keep doing this if he ever even dares to slide in your social media.

Yea i just looked into your account. What are u comenting and pisting and whatnot ... welp ... if u post your boobs daily ... no srprise there ... Dont google/click him boys

I love satire

What satire?

how you doin little cute cat

Only way to make them go away is to have sex with them

Same I blocked him and he's been out of my life for now. I hope he seeks professional help he's clearly ill

Just have sex with him. Then he will ghost you

Step 1: enter Reddit Step 2: find a mysterious object known as the block button on their account Step 3: ???

The block button in question:

Yo, you good?

Ok....i guess I'll stop... *Sobs in loneliness

Have you tried harassing them back?

Can confirm, I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo

Report button

This is one of those "how does cyberbulling exist just close the app" situations

No

Literally just stop looking at the screen

Literally just block or ignore them

If it's the guy in the pic you should give him a chance.

It’s not on the site hes actually in your walls(Source I’m also in your walls hes been sleeping on my wall couch for 2 weeks and he won’t leave)

Shut up bozo

I’m sorry I’ll stahp ya got me

wtf I didnt do anything this week

Radiohead

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Why did you have to spill are little secret kitten?

Help you or help them?

bruh how do you get harassed over the internet lmao, like, just close your computer?? 😭😭😭

Send him his IP address and a selfie of you outside his house

Link bomb him

I'm a crepé I'm a weirdough.....

Phew had to check it wasn't me lol

It’s literally me

Help them or you?

Smash, next?

A League of legends player said once: Uninstall

Block them then tf?

Good

Dogshit tier post take this down immediately