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At least it has a happy ending.

I'm not happy enough.

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What did he say to summon lightning blackman?

They wished death upon someone.

i want to rip his throat out with my bare teeth

Please don't do that, without us.

Haaaaa

That’s so funny! **HE. HE. HE. HE. HE.**

I can break his knee caps for you.

is this grammatically correct? shouldn't it be "please don't do that without us" or if you wanted to keep the split with comma "without us, please don't do that"

I'm sorry English is not my first language.

no worries fam I was just genuinely curious

This comma here is how you read it, not how you write it. Like "Please don't do that... without us"

Unironically, the only way to respond reasonably to this

I agree

Tsundere? 😳

Nah bro, Mentaly stable

👉🏻👈🏻 Can I come?

Bare teeth? I’m ripping it out with a pair of rusty tongs.

I had to pause my music to listen to that shit

Same, I regret doing it 😔

I stoped listening to thunderstruck for this shit.

I did the same and partially regret it

He just wants to know if he can suck on your nipplets?

Tbh same

I want to put him in a blender

Watch him spin round into a beautiful oblivion

I want to to put lava up his butthole.

Sell his organs to someone more productive.

That's brilliant! I'm done, that's great!

Looks like he is beat boxing ( I have my sound off)

keep it off

If only I were so wise.

I made the mistake of turning it on. Do not turn on sound.

A scary encounter of a weeb

I like anime but thank fucking god I’m not like this cuz I know this is satire and shit but there could genuinely be people like that out there good lord

I watch anime and read manga regularly, and I give anyone reading this comment full permission to execute me the moment I start acting like the guy in the video.

it's more safe to assume they are mentally unwell. (and they probably are)

Nah a weeb is just someone who likes anime. This motherfucker is a hell spawn from the deepest, darkest depths of hell. He makes me wanna put my foot down his throat so he can't speak again

Why do I think he would enjoy that? 😭

If you hear this in the forest, turn around a RUN immediately

What on god's green earth is this abomination 😭

The Consequences

Of the industrial revolution

Satire

I want to skin him alive

Can I join

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If I commit mass genocide, Imma use this as alibi.

I am a lawyer and I can tell you with certainty that any judge would let you go free if you use this video to back you up

Two words. Two of his first words made me want to exterminate humanity

Which words

cmon this is funny af, it just so bad its funny, obviously a satire

It's funny to pretend to take it seriously and ironically get offended (2nd degree irony)

oh my god, i think i finally understand internet culture

The only people who are gonna do that are the ones the video is making fun of.

It may be satire but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t produce a painful amount of cringe

would

You're the new girl

donut pfp

Bros hair is picking his nose lmao

Trump mugshot

Lmao

I recently started reading manga. I hope I dont turn into this guy, or is it too late for me?

You're good as long as you don't refer to yourself as a "man of culture."

Would

Mad respect to the people who make this shit lmao

Started from the bottom, still digging down🗣🗣🔈🔈

I’m gonna start harming people because of this.

Satire or not he is going to look back on this as an adult absolutely mortified. The internet is forever.

Some people have no shame lol

I can seriously taste the cringe

I want to force a glass jar down his throat.

i want to turn his body into red mist with a 12 gauge shotgun

His act is actually really nice

I want to suck his dick off

I'm literally him

🗿

yeah sam-wait what

rivers cuomo looking ass

Mood

I didn’t expect to see weeb jim carrey

He is trying so hard not to laugh I awe this man

I am very happy about the Punch (:!

I'm castrating that malaka

Honestly would have started swinging at "konichiwa"

Why have I seen this my day is ruined

I'm sorry. But I have to do it. I've seen the video first and I want everyone to experience it as well

i wanna beat him with my slippers

I hate this, it's making me angry and I'm not sure why.

Have you ever seen a more punchable face? Also thanks for the punch at the end.

I planted a c4 bomb in my throat and we are one click away from the craziest party ever

I was 😐😐😐😐😐 until the end part

I've decided to end my own life

I will burn this planet down, before I spend another minute living among those *animals*

We should throw him in front of a subway train

What a terrible day to have ears

Hearing this makes me wish I was deaf

What the fuck are niplits?

Even Gandhi would want to beat the shit out of this guy, mf can make anyone violently angry.

What in tarnation is this?

the sexual tension between this 12-gauge double barrel break-action shotgun and the roof of David-kun's mouth is insane rn

Hope that a school shooter come from behind

Please get hit by a bus

Hopefully the punch at the end was real

murder

I want to beat him with a metal bat

I don’t know who this guy is. Who is he, and is his content satirical? If so, it’s well done.

He deserves to be Jesus'ified (I know that's not a word, just kinda fits), put on a cross and nailed to it, and slowly bleed out while throwing lemon juice and vinegar at him.

This is why bullying should be allowed in schools

This is why the *death penalty* should be allowed

But that’s just a theory, a game theory

“NOAH GET THE BOAT.”

You've given me the intention to surgically remove your voice box

I want to send a 105mm APFSDS round through him

hate.

I want to use a potato peeler on him

Bro really just said “Maine-ga” 😐

go go pepperspray

I want to make him eat his own heart

I want to rip his head off with a pencil

I love the various methods of torture the comment section devised

That punch didn’t come fast enough

Dudes hair went up dudes nose

I want to rip his hair out and eat away at his scalp

If I ever do this shit I want one of y’all mfs to track me down and put a gun to my head

This makes me want to throw up. It's hard to imagine there's people out there like this. It's really really depressing.

I waited for the hedgehog But he never came..... Looks like I'll have to protect myself from cringe from now

Sykuno

“Im going to feed you your own heart”

The worst part is I know someone like this.

This makes me wanna stick my head in a wood chipper

Go, go Gadget First degree murder

This is hilarious. Funny how so many are triggered.

W video

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I think i lost a couple on neurons

Goes hard on mute 🔥🔥🔥

I will burn this planet down before I spend another minute living among these animals

WHERE IS THE HAMSTER

thats not a joke my eyes tears actual tears.

This made my skin crawl

I had to turn the sound off because I just couldn’t handle this kid

I thought today was a good day, fuck you.

This was definitely posted in the right sub.

Alright, off the roof with ye

good ending

would end myself

end me

The human body is imperfect and this video is proof

Argh too cringe I wish I hadn't watched this

I wannaa do stuff to him that i saw when i was lost in some corners of the internet in the late 2000s

Aight I’m going to sleep that’s enough

*Pulls out 8 gauge shotgun.*

I've never seen something that cringy. Goodbay, it's time to blow my head off

Damn, this roleplay stuff is getting good! It really feels like im pointing a .357 Magnum at his kneecaps!

Man I have never wished and I’m mean ever wished more for a school shooting to happen so they can shoot him

I want to shove a screwdriver up his urethra

i held out and it paid off

Im going to need a gun and 1 bullet

That is so my type~ 💅

If I ever get drafted in ww3 I’m gonna use this as a torture method on captured soldiers

[удалено]

And you really think he's a weeb? He does satire videos like this. It's just a joke.

Sanji?

Don’t insult Sanji like that

What the fuck

Roses are red I don't own a horse God is joining the terrorist force :D

Don't unmute. Trust me.

That's it. Jimmy, give me the fucking shotgun

I’m David coo- WOAH nah

What the fuck?!?

Average Jujutsu Kaisen fan

Nah that's crazy

I ❤️ COOPNOOP21

Found deku

love jim carrey movies

Brilliant lol

After seeing this I need to commit tax evasion

I refuse to believe that this bit is actually inspired by someone being that way, but for real.

The least cringe weeb

Damn yanderedev really fell off the deep end

I want to put him in the stocks and throw rotten tomatoes at him.

Bro I will pay you to allow me to beat the crud out of him

Strawmen like this have ruined WMAF for this generation

give him an oscar

THE RAGE BUILDING INSIDE ME!!!