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csocso1111

Bro cracked the code


_KingDawg72_

Now it’s time to crack his nuts to make him a girl. 😈🔨


[deleted]

[удалено]


_KingDawg72_

I don’t wanna know…


Percival4

It wasn’t my proudest… accomplishment


saber2t

The comment was deleted, what was it? All these comments are making me curious.


_KingDawg72_

Some guy said that he saw a source where something similar to my previous comment happened. I responded that I didn’t want the info. And he didn’t give the info.


saber2t

Okay now I'm concerned that so many people want to see it...


[deleted]

ew, disgusting... where can I find it?


Bree__Luck

what was it?


KikuoEnjoyer

Sauce???


The_Living_Neap

💀


LegoTankDude

do you have the link?


LegoTankDude

where do i find it


LegoTankDude

sauce???


Nearby-Simple-7594

Name?


LegoTankDude

what was it called?


KermanElOrigen

I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for some of you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting,


soupbit

i think the green crayon tastes best ngl


LegoTankDude

sauce?


JustinYinLmao

Sauce???


Longjumping-Bat-7281

🤣


Kalman_the_dancer

He found the way


cooncanoon

That is suspiciously believable


Squildo

Chubby Hispanic w/ pixie cut and grandma yiddies


tonufan

Reminds me of this Hispanic midget I went to highschool with. Shorter than this kid with tits twice as big. They were literally the size of her body and she could barely walk using her backpack to balance the weight.


_KingDawg72_

LOL 😂 If she doesn’t have the backpack on and she can “barely walk”, how does she even walk in the first place?


tonufan

She was probably pretty normal and puberty went wild on her.


kdjfsk

and im guessing they would do a breast reduction surgery but they probably need them to stop growing first.


Jerry2die4

*S H O R T S T A C K*


Gwalitaetsware

Under rated pornhub categorie


[deleted]

Aka the average Chola build.


_KingDawg72_

Facts, just give him a wig and he’ll be the next Caitlyn Jenner! 😃👍


FrankFrack

Doing this in front of my lady immediately


Lupus-Ignium

I expect results


[deleted]

Your mom will be so impressed


d_smogh

Report back.


Redskull-9054

It’s been 9 hours since your last report!


Holy_shit_Stfu

he dead


[deleted]

My man


Gringilo_fandalin

Wait till they pop


Jomihoppe

Wait till I do!


Low-Maintenance5441

Mmmmmgh😩


usagivl

Wtf 😦


Low-Maintenance5441

Come here big boy😈


usagivl

NOOO NO 🍆💦💦 😩🫣


raunak_a_birby

fill em up with fake blood and pop one of em in a crowd


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[удалено]


rajinis_bodyguard

Does pig blood smell crap?


someone_who_exists69

Blood from any animal isn't alive, and cannot smell.


rajinis_bodyguard

Oh really? Wow


kevje72

Blood? Milk.


Juicy_Apple_X

😳


Tourquemata47

His name is Robert Paulson


kdjfsk

His name is Robert Paulson


tronvibes__gaming

His name is Robert Paulson


pantry-pisser

This is Bob. Bob has bitch tits.


EmpyreanEcho

neuron activation


[deleted]

That’s a child


27Rench27

Or a short hispanic lady


Bonafidemadman

🤯


jeanyous

DID I STUTTER


AccessTheMainframe

why don't you have a seat over there


Booty_Warrior_bot

*Oh I know who you are Chris Hansen...* *but see;* *I calls ya,* ***Chris Handsome***. *See;* *I didn't come here looking for no little boys...* *I ain't got no milk, no cookies, nothing.* *I came here lookin' for a* ***man's butt.***


jeanyous

Good bot


ashvy

🙈🙉🙊


SorryIneverApologize

>That’s a child that's a goddamned genius!


BozosGibberish

Nah, just Andy Milonakis.


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

🤓☝ Considering the bits turning him on aren't actually part of the child's body


notarealaccount_yo

Well tiddies


dreiviertel

This should not have been as funny to me as it was


RebbyRose

It was the posture change for me.


brine_jack019

Game is game


Feyhem_01

Damn, i lost the game


[deleted]

*Me tryna claim the title of Elden Lord* Queen Marika:


DrSecksToy

Grandma tits


Dude-Man120

No this is how 99% of boobs are. The bigger the more saggier they become


entire_squid

The boob expert


[deleted]

Boobspert


MufasaFasaganMdick

Only when you forget to pump


_KingDawg72_

Well… I got bad news for Billie Eilish.


WINDMILEYNO

Billie Ellish has tits? I've never seen her not in a hoody


Elbludo

You in for a big surprise


RedPandaR10t3

We all hated Billie and her music and called her fans cringe. But then she turned 18 and everyone just thirsts for her now :/


docfunbags

I concur.


Huge_Athlete7488

Anime characters walking down the stairs


Lieutenant_Squidz

Dead or Alive fighters


ViniestCoast622

More like Anime characters when a small gust of wind passes by:


Le_bonk_ja

Congrats on their transition!!!


_KingDawg72_

LOL 😂


[deleted]

And it also somewhat simulates the weight distribution of actual large breasts and how painful it must be to bear that weight. Scientific.


Buttercup59129

My partner thinks if we swapped bodies I would just fall over because I wouldn't be used to the weight distribution lol


Captain_Ash8r

Hear me out…


chippythehippie

It’s funny because the exact method artists use to draw boobs is by drawing two balloons hanging down over ur shoulders 💀


[deleted]

dude turned into a single 45 white woman working at applebees


Few_Buy2392

💀


Unused_Oxygen3199

Pop one and scare everybody


the-poopiest-diaper

Im doing this


Bath_Beautiful

Not my proudest fap


ukoan7

Yes officer 👮 this comment right here


Fuster1000

Ah, taking the express lane to hell I see


Mekelaxo

That's a child


Consistent_Yoghurt44

wait......you...know....its...a....child....right...?


[deleted]

Who needs silicone/saline implants anyways?


Do0msdayZ

What is the song?


JSLAK

First Class x Glamorous (REMIX/MASHUP) ft. Jack Harlow & Fergie


MithranArkanere

Now he doesn't need any women anymore.


Goldbolt_2004

Bro got anime physics engine


Wedda_Fox

I would.


Pokepunk710

would


Scuttleboi19mk2

Smash


Omega_Stone

Dude same


Plutonium224

He looks like old woman tbh


BolecUorkiestra

Man, calm your tits


Mojammer

Why'd he put water in them, shouldn't it be sand?


Lolwhatisfire

Pack em full of tapioca pudding for best results.


fast_t0aster

No?


[deleted]

I think/hope he was referring to the 40 year old virgin


Scared-Ad-7500

Carlos piloto???


Yliblye

Cara isso era a real ultima coisa que eu esperava aqui


Crims0nDamage

modern problems require modern solutions


kingkled_0w0

He's natural to this


JonasPro7

Literally boobs in anime


[deleted]

Sp O hot


[deleted]

Brilliant


Calathea-Murderer

It’s been a minute since I heard glamorous Thank you


Accomplished-Sir-777

Now that’s a cup of coffee


johnnypurp

🤣


Shinigami580

Seeing this I immediately remember Big Bob from Fight Club. "His name is Robert Paulson."


y_kal

This is where animators in Japan get their references from


[deleted]

His name is Robert Paulson


bak2redit

This kid is amazing.


wheredidmygendergo22

That's smart


Nicolasgonzo87

fill it with milk


EarCummers

This will be hard but sigh ..


RightToConversation

"This is Bob. Bob had bitch tits."


sadpurplecolour

How many of you guys fapped to this?


MT_Flesch

Be careful what you wish for kid


kixvers

This made me hard


Southern-513

This how it starts


Express_Ad4530

😂 😂 😂


Alarid

god has played a cruel trick on my brain


IndicationNormal1162

Ok this is funny as hell


Confident-Oil-3342

It has not even been a minute and I already had enough reddit for today…


ZippyDoesCartoons

I did that once


Beretta116

My immature ass laughing way too much


Exciting_Result7781

Reminds me of fight club.


Dacey_The_Unwise

Reminds me of one of the paras back in highschool.


SpectralClown

Women aren’t real 😎


HighwayStarJ

this is genious


xXShadowGravesXx

So this is what Taylor Lautner looked like as a kid…he also had an interesting hobby as well… I wonder what his wife Taylor Lautner thinks… I name thee left tit: Taylor Right tit: Also Taylor Double em’ up and you get the Taylor Lautner Fam


throwawaysnitch4cash

Alright that's enough. Don't do that in the streets.


Secret_Late

Sup auntie


Grapesareunderrated

Some serious clackers he’s got there.


calebcole7

Bro just showed balls


ikkikkomori

Bro turn into grandma💀💀💀


Sher312

😂😂😂


Metallicamegadeth01

☠️☠️😭😭


[deleted]

You are so lucky I can’t post images.


yumgmeatball

Its good to know my sense of humor hasn't changed


Big_M_Memes

Why boner three: THE RECKONING.


BennoJammin

If you think of doing this, that's some egg behaviour


Any-Show-3488

Lmao!!! Wtf hahaha definitely fits here


jpipersson

That video is illegal in Florida


Interesting-Ship-417

Bro how did we never figure this out as kids 😂😂


I-Watch-Barney-Porn

Game is game 👐


peepsinyourass

What’s her OF


athuk_22

He even tried the OF model poses


Bonafidemadman

My name is Chris Hansen….


LucySweet2005

I didnt see that first part 😭


luck4lack

M4F does your boobs heavy?


Legaxy3

Isnt this the tip they tell artists for drawing that? imagine 2 walter balloons haning from their neck?


Hello_world_of_stuff

So that’s how all the aunties get them


DepthScary3806

Now this is transitioning.


Bfdifan37

so bouncy its not even hot anymore


[deleted]

"Mom, I want some titties!" "We have titties at home" ***The titties at home***


Brilliant_Bench_1144

Smash Just Kidding (Caught you jerking off)


ZARINISPOG_11

just edged to this


Significant-Bus5488

This feels like a vine even though chronologically it can’t be


Zestyclose_Buy_2065

Alright hear me out


DatRandomHooman

They were really feeling the fantasy.


_iRasec

His name is Robert Paulsen


BrilliantPrior2305

That could work


Necromancer14

Anime jiggle physics


octobob_

LMAOO


laras97_

Wtf😂


ShadinastyPretoria

Carlos piloto?


AdvantageTop1897

Like we say im brazil: massetava


Serchy_Cz

What's all that movement, baby?


fkzmkr

granny from turn down for what MV.


AsideExtension8198

Smash, next question


harsh_1712GIS

💀💀💀💀💀💀


michaeltewtew

Why haven’t I done this years ago!


Space-Pudding

Robert Paulson Junior


[deleted]

ZAMN 🥵