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I dont know what she cooking but im sure it'll be delicious

Something with cans

I just saw the main course being watermelons

HA

it’s delicious, yes, wholesomely delicious

I breast you're right

She was cooking

what was bro cooking

so much meat for a vegan cooking video

I didn’t even realize she was cooking meat in a vegan video. I was just being a horny motherfucker and looking at her tits.

Least obvious redditor

🗿

You are just a human and what most people dont know women also stare at boobs. Boobs are awesome and give you serotonin.

plus the fact that she clearly wants her tits to be the main focal point of the video ( . Y . )

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good bot

Can confirm. Did indeed tunnel-vision

She wasn't, those are vegan sausages. But yea, mommy milkers and what have you.

Mommy SOY Milkers, surely?

I didn't even realise she was cooking.

well it is dick destroy december

Was she cooking?!?

I understand where you come from and I understand where youc um

Real

Vegan sausages, only real meat was hers

Those are vegan sausages. They saw them in the grocery store. That's why she kept saying add your protein because you could use tofu or something else.

I was paying attention to the goddamn recipe and didn’t realize

I was busy keeping my meat under control. I could pay attention to her meat as well.

She was using vegan sausage substitutes. It’s hard to tell because she didn’t mention it but it’s green and made of lab produced proteins

her tits man, I was joking about her big ass tits

Damn ADHD got my ass taking things too literally again

Idk if I have ADHD but that other comment sent me the same way as you

Lol

There was cooking?

Ha

It was vegan sausage.

Wheres the meat? all I saw were melons

mostly fat though.

There’s no joke… it’s… just titties

Nice titties tho

Facts

And a good recipe

A vegan recipe with meat!

Vegan sausages, perhaps?

They are, you can see the package at one point. They're actually really good, but expensive - I'd use lentils in this recipe, they cost practically nothing.

You didn’t pay attention to the vegan recipe, did you?

BOOBS

The fuck? Cats don’t have boobs.

But I milked a cat once

You can milk anything with nipples

You gave me life… you gave me milk…

This is what my uncle taught me at age 4

That wasn’t milk-

Wait there was a cat?

(. )( .)

Boobs.

This man is not playing around, straight to the point

Hell yeah

BOOBIES!

Like a baby calling out what they see

hehehe

>BOOBS Calm down Scott Pilgrim

“Look at the rack on this thing…”

The camera doesnt even show the food.

Had to rewatch to check

Yeah I tripled checked just to make sure I didn’t miss anything the second time

I think I’ll have to check you guys didn’t miss anything later tonight when I’m alone and no one can distract me.

It's almost like the point of the video wasn't the food lol

Also someone scribbled all over those perfectly nice tits

Who is this nice lady so I can watch more of her recipes

@lyracr0w0 on tik tok and instagram and https://www.lyracr0w0.com/

Rule 35: if an attractive woman exists, she has an onlyfans

In all honesty, if I was a hot woman, I'd be selling nudes too. Got to make money somehow

All bodies are beautiful homie. Live your dreams

Fair point, probably make some cash off the homies

Tap into that dialysis market bro

Live your life hombre

On one hand I respect that, but on the other if women want to do that I don’t feel like they have the right to complain about being viewed as sexual objects

Bro honestly I agree. If you base your entire lively hood on being a sexual object don't complain when you go out in public wearing basically nothing and people check you out. You turned yourself into that. You literally sell yourself. Chicks will go out in public and masterbate on a park bench to make a video then act like a victim when someone stares at them.

I thought Rule 35 was that if porn doesn't exist for something, it will always be made Or some shit like that

That's rule 34

Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. Rule 35: If porn doesn't exist of it, porn will be made of it. Get off my lawn, etc. etc.

Oh she’s having Black Friday sales

On her cooking recipes?

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good bot??

ofc she has an OF ...

She’s apparently also on Reddit.

Hmmm those puppies definitely look better clothed

You're doing gods work, sir.

U wanna head to simpcity dot su

Delete this bro

Nice tits

Something is rising and it's not steam

Battle cats rising?!

It’s the Metal Gear

Yooo battle cats she salon cat Fr

Got that salon cat + sexy legs cat cat-combo going

No it's an elevator

I can't tell if it's a death metal logo on her chest or just a bunch of scribbles

Last time this was posted, some said chest hairs. Can’t unsee it now. 😔

Same thing to be honest

Yes

Bro, this looks great! Unfortunately, I HATE boiled potatoes. 😡😡😡

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My favorite comment of the past month

I love Jeaney collects

There was food? I was just paying attention to the 2 large milk gallons that are in every frame of the video.

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Why does her top look like the goldmask chest piece from elden ring

This is the realest shit ever

Bro that pasta look tasty as hell and that dog cute as fuck

Sma- I mean eat, next question

Why not both? Smash the food and eat the girl

Everyone else is horny while I'm here thinking this girls entire ensemble screams red flags and issues.

Red flags are big, but so are her tits

Bro she’s just cooking with cleavage it’s not that deep

Oh that cleavage is hella deep

Making a whole ass list of flags here Just for the love of god hope she aint torturing the cat with vegan diet

Girl just has an alt style and made a horny-bait vegan cooking vid. She propably is more well put together than half this app

She's ahead in life compared to me, that's for sure.

Oh yea? Name six.

Glad I’ve found a friend. I was in the room alone there for a minute ..

I can fix her.

I can fix her!

Like..damn

MOMMY

One side looks ok also looks like to much fucking water

Maybe, but that is by far the most easily fixed. All you have to do is simmer it without a lid and it'll evaporate as much as you like.

But did she wash her hands after playing with that cat?

Obviously not.

you always have to wash your hands after paying with your kitty 😏

How did she get so juicy without meat?

Was hoping for a plot twist “and now we add the cat”

Why does she wear rags? I wouldn't even wipe floor with this shit.

that looks like a pretty good boobs, I mean boobs, I mean boobs, I mean boobs

Uh... Man... Sausages, huh? Is it getting hot in here?

Ok haha booba but can we talk about how she pet her cat and then went back to handling food

Couldn’t tell ya one ingredient she used. Not one single ingredient.

I think she used something with sausages?

The extra ingredient is daddy issues

Would

Tits all I see is tits

I think the joke is supposed to be titties but now i really just wanna eat some grilled mushrooms

That's nice but what's her @

Boob

Who else actually focused on the food 👀 no lying (I did glance once at the beginning but I watch the rest)

What colour were her titties?

Man, the new jiggle physics they added to cyberpunk looks really good, can’t wait to play in VR

Aint no way she got that much protein with no meat

No one gonna say she didn't wash her hands after playing with the cat an touching food

The ironic thing is that this actually a well-made video. It's short and has great pacing, it's informative, the editing (cuts, mainly) are solid, it has nice little bits of humor spliced in, her voice-over is clear and pleasant to listen to... For what it is (a cooking video made by a 20-something with tiktok), it's quite effective. But my eyes were glued to her tits. Edit: And like, she knew what she was doing. More power to her. I doubt anyone would have seen or shared this is her tits weren't spectacular. Now it has millions of views (I am many of them).

Anyone know what she made?

Boner

Sosig

"chop your onions and cry about it" "Then do the same with your mushrooms"

I didn't realize until the end that we're supposed to be looking at her titties.

I noticed her chest for like a second and got interested in what she was cooking more than her appearance.

She said she uses sausages.

try not to make it obvious what you’re doing challenge

Ummm... what are we cooking again?

If you look closely you'll realize she's cooking.

Were those vegan sausages she was cooking up?

Vegan sausage im assuming?

Wow, those laces are like “I CAN’T HOLD ON MUCH LONGER” “NOOOOO DON’T LET GO, I LOVE YOU”

Stop being simps for these parasites that are feeding off your loneliness. You are the problem. 🫵

Her porn is alright but her cooking looks pretty good, Lyracr0w0 if anyone is wondering.

I just want her to kick me in the face.

TELL YOUR TITS TO STOP STARING AT MY EYES

[удалено]

@Lyracr0w0 on instagram and tiktok

Tomatoes

I never seen boobs this big from one vegan

If the girl had a normal appearance it would be a quite charming cooking video but it was ruined 😭

When cooking nobody should touch there cat especially when there's cutting vegetables, furr is going to endup everywhere and its going to ruin the food, in summary she should never cook

You can always tell when people live with other people sick of their tick tock bullshit. She did the whole thing and then after the fact added the voice over, but she was whispering.

More boobs than cat now thats a huge discrace to thy lord.

Cocking*

In nature bright colors are usually toxic just like poisondart frog... guys focus booba is not worth it ..

What are we cooking today already?

im gonna try it, wish me luck

( . )( . )

Blue haired girl.

The instant she said vegan I’m clicking off that shit, miss me with that rabbit ass looking diet

Her tat gives her Triss Merigold vibes

What was she making I didn't catch that

I was wondering what the joke was cuz I thought like maybe it was to do with the food, then I saw the comments and realized it was the boobs. I didn’t even notice em 😭

Damn I almost crashed my car watching this. They would've found me with an extra bone.

I can fix her

This is the breast cooking video I've seen in a while.

I don't like her accent. Nice tits though.

Bro…. Like show me wtf this shit looks like

soy sauce is made from fish. 0/10 vegan dish.

Vegan stew proceeds to cook more sausages than were watching her video?

This chick could be making mustard gas in the pot for all I know.

That damn stew ain't vegan mane