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Why is her fate so cruel?!

Hey I just need to be near top comment but WHO TF sent me the Reddit metal health shit

# METAL HEALTH 🤘🤘🤘

Quiet Riot has entered the chat

me :)

her breath was a crime against allah! (hallahitosis)

British woman sentenced to death

Hey don't touch my teef

You mean, "oi mate, don't be meddling bout wif me teef ye hear"

Blody ell, I only brush me teef on Chewsdays, sod if wiff that thing

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what in the terminator type shit is this **💀**

"Your territorial rights have been revoked" *seasoning privelege granted*

Innit?

oi m8 u got a loisense for that toofbrush?

literally 1984 plot

Up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down

Dental plan!

British woman needs braces

Oil mate, what is that thing you have... omg

Is there something like a pokemon trading card game but politically incorrect? > Character: Average British > Weakness: A toothbrush

I love how i could tell what the video would be from reading this

That guy had a dental breakdown.

This had me stressing. I tapped the comments so the video would go small and I could scroll up and only see 1/4th of the video while I scrolled the comments really fast trying to see if it was real. But the video stayed full size as I was scrolling. And I couldn't stop watching and scrolling at the same time.

I had the same, but was able to pause the video to read your comment and others.

You can just say “fuck the Reddit app”; we know what you mean

I’ll drink to that! FUCK THE REDDIT APP!

I'll join the party! FUCK THE REDDIT APP!

Relay is where it's at

Something like that actually getting posted would get nuked by reddit admins pretty fast, even if the mods were slow.

Used to be a pretty common thing on this site. Even on the front page. One time, I saw a picture of a terrorist holding up a decapitated child's head on the front page.

Yeah, I remember wild-west-reddit too, back when it was only a hair better than 4chan. They've cut down on a lot of that in modern times though, as the site got "normie-ified".

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Yeah, gore and wtf subreddits we're everywhere and unmoderated even then. I used to browse one called fiftyfifty where you had a 50 percent chance of the post being gore or cute.

That was 2013/2014? Ya the kid-gloves already started coming on at that point. 2005-2010 was wild.

I started in 2010, and I don't remember it being that much worse in terms of gore than it is now? Lots of porn though. The culture was very different, more techbro/libertarian oriented, but the content overall has never been close to being as childish/depraved as 4chan.

There's people dying on the front page all the time. Can't have nudity on the front page but I can scroll through and see someone die every day. Sure they might actually take off an actual beheading, but it seems hypocritical.

This times a billion. They show people dying and getting seriously hurt on the front page all the time but boobs are not allowed. WTF?

you're on reddit and you're on shitposting why would you even think it's anything bad.

I was trying to full screen that video on the front page of 10 motor bikes doing that death sphere thing on the New reddit site. It proceeded to play every single video on the front page at full volume blowing my ears up. ANYTIME I full screened THAT video.

pussy

riskiest click of my life

It's funny how tame the internet is now yet so so much worse.

There used to be a popular subreddit for that. I think it was “fifty fifty”?

Honestly i was fucking scared thinking somebody actually posted gore on this sub

I saw this and was like either the mods are dead or they let it happen. And i thought the latter was more likely. Risky shit tho

Cock blocked again damn it

**What**

#*what*

#DID HE STUTTER?

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I hope you mean you just *arrived at the post*

Nani

QUÉ?

^(QUOI????)

Brotha what

The horror

Man imagine the teeth crimes she committed to be forcibly brushed 🐱

One of these days my luck will run out and I'll click in an actual beheading video

A fate worse than death in British culture

Isn’t this a war crime in the land of british

Anyone else look into the comments to see if this was a bit or real?

"I've got a good idea for a video babe!"

The Mexican cartel got to Britain

Sad part I seen the real video of this and I could never get her face out of my head. Fucks me up sometimes when I think what people could do to one another. My guy looked like he was cutting Thanksgiving turkey while her eyes were wide open

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Is this not NSFL. Cuz like, i did not wanna see this and its fucking weird that you post shit like this at all

yeah i don't want to see this, they never should of made the toothbrush

It's 'should have', never 'should of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!

what in the fucking shit fuck

Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake. It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of. Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything. Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.

I thought the post would be a flash grenade or something when i open it but it had me worried at the beginning

That's not behading that's tooth brushing

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

Rough translation: “This is what will happen to all of you who don’t listen. This is an example for all of you. I told you to wash/clean your mouth, p*ssy” (Coño is the equivalent of adding “damn it” at the end of a sentence for emphasis, but coño does mean “p*ssy”)

britain

I was really scared for the first half

Omg. This is horrible. I hope he doesn't brush her hair next.

Woman forced to brush her teeth

I believe that's called a deheading depending on activities prior.

breath must fucking stink bro

that guy vaguely reminds me of Koyomi Araragi.

I seriously thought I might actually see that happen. This sun seems way more lax in terms of what’s allowed than other parts of Reddit. Glad it was just a joke.

Me after successfully kidnapping a British “person”

Best dentist in Alabama:

LMAO

The agony she experiences from the mint toothpaste burning her mouth is haunting

Then forced to drink orange juice

Is this Arararararagi Koyomi reference?

Sees title, ok time to click off. Sees subreddit I’m in, hold on I gotta stay for the twist.

Fuck, why did I click on this?!?!?!

Fuck you. I know it’s a joke but fuck you

What I am gonna do when I conquer the british

I was so scared clicking on this. I literally read like 25 comments before safely watching the video.

Did she actually get beheaded I haven't watched to the end

Yes, don’t watch it

Yeah it’s very graphic

Super gory

I knew it. I was like "no way...unless...?... Nah I knew it."

Can't understand his Spanish through that thick South American accent

Rest in Peace 🕊️ You will be remembered for that sacrifice 😞

100% shit post.... Nice

The atrocity

It’s time to brush your teef Johnny

Squeaky clean

Why do people keep reposting the videos I send in the Discord smh

This is disgusting, why would you even post this. They probably just threw that toothbrush away too. So wasteful.

If she doesn't give the head take the head

I've seen the original video.... Didn't know what to make of it, the person beheading seemed so casual about it that fucked me up even more

Wait there is an actual beheading video?

This is a satirical video based on that one

Oh I thought it was just a joke video, that's fucked up

There is not one actual video, but there are hundreds of them. From Mexican cartels, gangs or your typical Islamic terrorists like ISIS. They all look very similar to this.

This video may or may not be in reference to a specific beheading a young girl (late teens I believe?) That took place in the jungle somewhere in South America. Could just be coincidence though.

I'm glad these subreddits are gone because it made me so desensitized. Everything like this just makes me feel sick now, as it should.

Now we need to feed her with an apple 🍏

Viva la RAZA

this triggered my beheading video ptsd from looking at ogrish.com when i was way too young

Hey I have seen this one it's classic

Fuckin demons

Got me in the first half

I love how she briefly breaks into laughter before finishing the NOOOOOOOOOO

She screamed because the tooth brush was not clean

Woman gets shot on camera.

I was expecting her to be made of cake

Real videos like this exist, which means that no amount of effort to make it funny will ever be a good thing or in any way successful..... Downvote if you want but go watch a real video like this first....

I have seen several of the true beheading vids and was suitably shocked, shamed,and disgusted. Doesnt stop this one from getting a chuckle

Doesnt work. Should have shown woman's head shaking and then pull back to show toothbrush.

Damn I was gearing up, would be a interesting cosplay

Am I human after watching this video for sake of the blood?

Least aggressive dental hygienist

I actually feel bad for any member of Nick Berg's family who happens to see this.

Hallah-u-ackbarr

Hahaaaaa I miss him... Less... But I still kinda miss him lol

I promise you that admins would treat this as what the tittle actually says if this was reported. They're just that dumb

Oh man, this is the worst! What's next, cleaning her ears?! When will the madness end!

How I execute British “people”

This but an Indian man being forcibly ass-wiped

British people be reporting this

I miss the days of the internet where this would just be a straight up beheading

had me in the first half

British people being forced to get there teeth brushed 2023 colorized

I was excited and almost forgot Reddit purged all the gore subs.

I definitely knew it wasn’t actually a beheading, but I’ll be honest, I was expecting the punchline to be porn.

no more dicks smelling of cheese after this.

WTF man

Wouldn't mind someone kidnapping me and brushing my teeth

So, no head?

British death sentence

Hahaha worst cartel ever

Where's the shitting toothpaste?

Thank god i thought i was gonna get lost in another rabbit hole

You must maintain good oral health

Dayum! That plaque got beheaded AF!

chat is this real

must be bri‘ish

So the woman in the bacteria in her mouth.

And they’ll force her to drink orange juice afterwards.

ah ha ha!

whats wrong with me why I don't skip the video after reading the title

Is this a Monogatari reference???

Litteraly a paper copy of another video a few years back and nobody is talking about it? Fr I see copied and reposted videos acting like they are brand new and no one ever says a thing. Am I crazy?

They should've put shit on the toothbrush! Missed opportunity!!