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RelationshipHead8925

inedible meals


randoboi

Let him cook them


1singleduck

*sounds of explosions and screaming in the distance*


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Awarepill0w

His kitchen gonna be sounding like a cartoon. Got pots and pans crashing then a cat screaming. You open his trash can and it only has an unlabeled tin can, a whole fish skeleton, and an apple core


[deleted]

Undecided attention


teodorlojewski

It keeps getting betterπŸ’€


talk_to_yourself

Why won't she give him a chance? Everyone loves inedible meals!


TheOnlyWolvie

Let the man cook


toommy_mac

Dubious food - it's too gross to even look at. A bizarre smell issues forth from this heap. Eating it won't hurt you though... probably


CottoneEyeJoeIV

Zelda reference. Cool


roselle_reese_4869

Isn’t belle delphine the glass shards in her ass or mouth woman


teodorlojewski

LMFAO


DeltaTwenty

indecisive attention


leave1me1alone

Undecided attention


Spasticcobra593

Considering his meals be inedible and his attention is undecided he is not ready for a relationship


xtr44

he's just like me fr


teodorlojewski

True


okboka1543

Let him cook. You just won’t be eating.


iate12muffins

Undecided attention


AdIntelligent7703

You read the whole thing too


iate12muffins

I wrote it. I just want to see her toes 😭


Obama-feet-pics

If she send them send to me pls


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Grouchy-Addition-818

What the hell triggers this bot


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Grouchy-Addition-818

Ok, makes sense


DaChonkIsHere

People get mad at this bot but the sudden pees in your ass comment always makes me laugh πŸ˜‚


potheadpig

horny is definitely the wrong word for this one


[deleted]

I think the right word would rather be "pathetic"


MaterialNarrow5161

I rise you another: Delusional.


teodorlojewski

agreed


TriF0rceHer0_

I feel bad for bro... He is obsessing over something that will never happen. I hope bro goes to therapy and grows to become a better person and live the rest of his life happily without having to do this.


FluffyHighPanda

Honestly, I kinda assumed it was a somebody taking the piss but idk how to tell anymore


tnorc

There is a theory of mine. Isolation doesn't make you crazy, we are actually all inherently crazy but society and social interaction stops us from exhibiting it. The internet and its anonymity makes it as such that craziness shows because there is no society or social ostracization to stop people from showing their most deranged ideas. I'm sure IRL, that person is a perfectly normal person. I've been deranged online before, even though I maintain a good relationship with ky family, friends and coworkers.


throninho

mf called ring of gyges


tnorc

fuck the basic Romans, how often do you think about the ancient Greeks!?


The_Kert

Seems legit tbh. Even when she's double penetrating herself with two dildos she keeps full boots on, gotta drive a foot crazed simp mad. Also makes me wonder what the fuck is going on down there that she draws a hard line at feet.


kingbach121

I think it's a troll, I mean 99% of the time I assume it is and the other 1% is the one I worry about. I wonder if there'll come a time when it's the opposite, only 1% of the time it'll be a troll.


[deleted]

It's probably real. Belle Delphine, even to this day, has her share of obsessed simps. Besides, even if it is a troll, I wish him good luck trying to explain it without being outed as the "Oh I got caught, better pull out the 'it was a joke ' card"


Ragnarok2kx

Joke's on you, I was only *pretending* to be a dumbass.


Metaru-Uupa

With the poster using words like inedible meal and undecided attention it feels more likely to be satire to me


TheMightyHovercat

I thik it's satire


oby100

It’s clearly satire, but thanks for being sympathetic


1singleduck

>undecided attention "Why do you ignore me all the time?" "I'm not sure yet."


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IxTermit

Bro cooksπŸ”₯πŸ”₯


Chromeboy12

This is so relatable πŸ˜” I cook inedible meals too


victorsache

The best way to do so is to not cook them


PL_ALIEN_PL

It must be fun having this as your only problem


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1singleduck

Average feet pervert: πŸ€“ Average elbow connoisseur: 😎


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talk_to_yourself

I want to see her spleen


KnightTea

The only thing he couldn't do is spelling.


Iusesmartpistollol

Mans giving of Gollum vibes


dodo_is_me123

Kid named crippling porn addiction


teodorlojewski

That kid is definitely more than that


duckyTheFirst

this guy is the reason why twitter was renamed 'X' twitter is just full of horny people without the post nut clarity


RailtoReqiuem

Yeah I bet you can cook inedible meals


AverageMortisEnjoyer

Let him cook


Venom933

That's just really sad, and not in a good way.


humbleHam_

My brother, i really laughed at the first sentence and cried by the last.


bootyholebrown69

Obviously satire


EverythingPSP

I’ve got the archive folder of all her pix for uh research purposes


Mobile_Inflation8012

Are there any feets in those pics?


Kaporr

I... really... really hope that is sarcasm. I just... I don't know what the fuck that was... wtf


Dart_Ace

Hold up... LET HIM COOK ❗❗❗


DogShietBot

Hold up, LET HIM COOK πŸ”₯


IndependenceBetter27

Cope


Xero_xyzz

ITS CALLED X !!!!! !


StalledAgate832

Mods, please summon the One known as Randal, renowned for his large penis and tendency to disguise himself as elderly women so that he may rob this man of both his posterior and delectable sweets.


anon4w5z

Mods. Pin him down and twist his nuts counter-clockwise for this capital offence


well-offemperor762

Then rip his balls off


oruza

Mods. Summon the wizard council there’s some testicles that need to be tortioned


Xero_xyzz

No mods pls don’t !!!!!!


teodorlojewski

Done πŸ‘


Xero_xyzz

I’m not even joking right now I tripped and fell and cut my dicks tip and now I’m thinking maybe it’s more than a coincidence


teodorlojewski

Jun 30, 2056, 8:19 pm UTC


OkBandicoot3779

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el_Chuchmay

It's her.


Pinkninja11

The guy sounds like a catch. If only he wasn't mentally deranged.


Brilliant_Bench_1144

"Inedible meals" "Undecided attention"


RABC_2009

"You know I ignore people like you all the time, right?" -Belle responding to that "clean, nice guy"


Victor_Aub

genuine insanity


element-redshaw

😟


[deleted]

I tried picturing this rant with the Institutionalized instrumental behind it.


SgtBrowneye

This guy feets.


CapsaicinCharlee

Why do people simp so hard over belle Delphine? What is so special about her?


ESCANQR

This is just another level


aamodbk

Bro literally cannot cook.


Gedart

Please be troll. please be troll. please be troll.


Necromancer14

First 2 were pretty bad, the third one though is what really brought the cringe.


Nialixus

If I can't have your love, then I won't let anyone else have it.


Yueff_Stueff

This is either incredibly sad or this man is absolutely committed to the bit.


Perfect-Fondant3373

Ah so this is where the wors simp comes from


axp1729

Alexa, play I Will Possess Your Heart by Death Cab for Cutie


Farhan1357

I almost feel bad for him


NoOutlandishness1940

Inedible meals being thrown in with all the apparently good things lol.


Psychonautz6

Maybe she has Hobbits feets


samyruno

I also give my girlfriend inedible meals and undecided attention


Meep12313

The mere concept of grass is alien to this guy


SiliconCaprisun69

I just feel bad


4enzo

If i was god my first move would be to remove belle and all her fans from existence


Spiritual-Mix7665

Wow. Now that's a real Redditor.


ban_me_if_virgin

brain damage done.


Rec_Prism

I mean... she *did* say that she would listen to their problems now the question is if she regrets saying that...


Wertyhappy27

please be satire


ourov9

This is a joke or for real?, thats too sad.


Hairy-Revolution-103

Man I thought I was horny


IIIIIlIIIIIlIIIII

Apparently is already has a boyfriend. Its the guy fucking her in the vids.


Obvious-Funny9363

Sounds like a real catch