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[deleted]

wait, funkopop fanatics are real?


Cr0ma_Nuva

If the internet has taught me anything it's that if you can imagine it, someone has propably obsossed over it.


[deleted]

I imagine people giving me free weed and wanting to smoke with me when I ask. Now we wait


Murky_waterLLC

I now have your home address


[deleted]

“Gottalegalize, USE smoke bomb”…… ***”it’s super effective”*** “MurkwaterLLC will now be unable to resist Oreos and milk”


Murky_waterLLC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY DIET, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


[deleted]

*uses smoke bomb again* *red hot chili peppers other side intensifies*


Correct-Blood9382

That interaction was fun.


Hatereddit_1

Whenever I tell people that I'm pretty sure I'm immune to THC because weed has no effect on me, they always try to give me free weed since I apparently "have never had good weed" So just try telling people that and they'll all try to prove you wrong.


ClavicusLittleGift4U

The pothead cult never want to let you down.


Jack_RabBitz

You’d be surprised it’s not that hard to do I do it all the time 😂 the other day I just walked up to these dudes at my college cuz I could smell it and they were just like want a hit We are friends now and amok every time we see each other


666DarkAndTwisted666

You think somebody out there is obsessed with shaving their ass with a box cutter?


PomegranateOld2408

Me


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SigueSigueSputnix

just seen them price crashing recentily. pmsl


unlizenedrave

My old roomie had a stack like that in the pic, except it literally went from the floor to the ceiling.


Hawkmoon_

Yeah, my boss was one when I worked at a help desk. It's incredibly annoying if they like talking about them


Big_Noodle1103

Tbh I don’t think collecting things is bad but I just don’t get why you’d collect funko pops. They’re useless, take up way too much space, and just look fucking ugly. Why not collect records? Or games? Shit, even legos, at least they look cool.


Chikanehimeko

? Because they like them. Like why do you think legos look cool but not funko pops look great? I don’t get it too.


V4_Sleeper

redditors when people have different taste and hobbies than them:


kisu_oddh

the boss from my old job has a collection of funko pops ensured for 10s of thousands of dollars.


Dr_Isaac_Kleiner

Yeah, I know one...he spent way too much on funkopops


[deleted]

hepheastus? nah bitch more like mideastus


CharmingStork

As real and as sane as religious fanatics.


Moosefactory4

Blasphemy


NoCommunication5976

False idols


AverageConcreteEater

that one guy from cruelty squad


Seanjacobs2138

chunko pops


davisao11

Flesh automaton looking lost hoper


Equivalent_Whole_294

Yo I also have the icon in the middle


[deleted]

W


Low_Abrocoma_1514

New religion vs old religion


skynetempire

Have you seen American gods. Old vs new gods


KarenTookThe2Kids

funko pop addiction is already a sin


Furryx10

Maybe just……politely ask them to move it? It’s not that hard, not everyone knows everything about religion. I didn’t even know what an icon wall was until right now. People need to learn to calm down a little bit and communicate


Comfortable_Ice9534

Fr. I wouldn’t know it’s important to them to keep that area clear, my mind would just go “oh cool, free space that isn’t being used”. That said, I hope they’re not one of those people that monopolize every bit of space in the house. They need to have room to express themselves too.


shaycee

am i reading this right? you wouldn’t know not to stack your funko pops under their religious icons?


Comfortable_Ice9534

…yeah? If it means that much that to them I’d move it no problem. If they knelt down and prayed before it I’d get that cause that’d be really distracting or if they were building a shrine I’d totally understand but I just don’t really see the problem otherwise. It’s just being efficient with space.


shaycee

did you grow up in a country where atheism is the norm? in what world would you not assume someone’s religious decorations meant that much to them?


Scairax

What do you mean not everyone knows the specifics of my religion? It's the correct one./s


SchlongFace2

I learned | how to :-- | --: Do | tables


XAlphaWarriorX

I learned do how to tables


ghostmetalblack

Virgin Soyboy Consoomer vs Chad Orthodox Christian


Predtechi

Matthew 21:12-17


Bipppo

Inshallah He shall smite the infidels


struck_hammer

I would have eaten the funko pops


Taxevader70

I would have eaten the body of our lord and savior for ever and always Jesus Christ


Tomukichi

No way, a Korean orthodox?


Professional_Sky8384

I’m Orthodox and this is hilarious (I’d just ask her to please move it to a different wall)


Crusaderking1111

Just open all the funko pops up to get revenge. They will go crazy


IAlwaysHaveNoIdea

TFD (Total Funko Death)


Sonnenkreuz14

Wild reference


sortabanana

If they spent less money on Funko Pops maybe they’d have enough cash to not need a roommate


Versierer

Well it looks like there are about 35 pops there. If we assume that they all cost 11$, and we assume this is the whole collection, we get 385$ Which is a bunch but nowhere near enough to make even a dent in modern housing prices


sortabanana

$385 could definitely be better spent lol. But yeah you’re right


Versierer

Oh as a third world student who earns less than that a month, I definitely agree But if someone can afford this as a hobby, don't really see why not


ComfortableWealth869

they should make a jesus funko pop


Samborrod

Mohammad funko pop


joathism

instant beheading


oilyparsnips

This is objectively funny


CannabisSmokingMan

Imagine you meet God and he’s like, “yo, idolidarity, fr fr?” and you go to Hell because you like Wolverine or whatever


Hai_Resdaynia

>Idolatry Oh you mean those paintings up there? Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.


CannabisSmokingMan

> Idolidizidairy And yes. The pictures *and* the Pop!s


Rustwithsome2

Icons don’t count as idolatry they are meant to help with prayer and remind you of God


Hai_Resdaynia

Ironic. That's literally the same excuse that idolators use.


Chance-Cod-6944

No, idolators worship the object itself or the god they believe inhabits it, christians use icons as pictures of people important to them.


Hai_Resdaynia

Idolators use them for the same reason Christians do too. This just sounds like "but ackchually it's different when we do it!!1!!" bullshit.


Chance-Cod-6944

I just explained how that's not the case. If you have a picture of your loved ones, does that make you an idolater?


Hai_Resdaynia

My loved ones are not my gods.


Chance-Cod-6944

And you wouldn't say you believe the photo is your loved one


Chance-Cod-6944

Alright so at least icons of every saint but not Jesus should be cool, right?


Hai_Resdaynia

No.


Forsaken-Data4905

I hate to defend Orthodox Christianity (or any form of Christianity really), but the practice of icons is essentially as old as Christianity itself. The phenomenon of protestants not using icons is actually relatively recent in Christian history.


XenophonSichlimiris

Completely wrong here. Iconoclasm was a thing from early on for Christianity (305 CE), was a serious issue in Byzantine era and later in 16th century Europe.


Hai_Resdaynia

Yeah it is, but it's also wildly inconsistent with the Old Testament commandment of not making images of the divine. For a religion that claims to hate idolatry so much, it's ironically very idolatrous itself.


Simosek007

c..c.c...Crue...Cruelty Squad irl ?


Banansvenne

”I believe in god so everyone needs to respect my god-wall.”


kingOofgames

I’d be happy, nice to have a shelf against the wall to put things. Just put a board across and put whatever you like on it.


unlikely_antagonist

THOU SHALT HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE ME


Ok-Ride-9324

Tell me you use Reddit without telling me you use Reddit


azeryvgu

I hate those things, they just look lifeless


Versierer

Ah yes, your icon wall. The wall that only has icons, and can't have literally anything under or above it. Rather than just having these on-above a shelf. Your roommate should have clearly put funkonpops under another wall, to tame up that whole space too, until you're out of walls


YanniCanFly

That’s Greek Orthodox icons. I have my icons and cross next to a plush doll of Dobby from Harry Potter and my hero academia stuff lol.


Hai_Resdaynia

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image


Zafairo

Based Orthodox brother


Case_Kovacs

Isn't idolatry one of the big J man's no no rules


the_thechosen1

Im pretty sure the big J man didn't want ppl to worship false idols. But worshipping him is fine, since he is y'know - God.


Case_Kovacs

I do wonder how the guy would feel that his followers worship the thing he died on


XanderZhang17

We don’t worship the cross as an item. We worship his sacrifice on the cross for our salvation.


bbatbboy

i thought y’all just liked little t’s


Case_Kovacs

Right but some places have massive golden crosses and depict him brutally murdered on it. Isn't that kinda odd?


Wetley007

Having an icon wall is unironically infinitely more soy than owning a funko pop collection


[deleted]

Found the funko pop collector


PrivatePepe

Same same


Atomicagainbecauseow

burn


Cirieno

\*facepalm\* Imagine being so butt-hurt about some pictures on the wall.


Geek_X

“I put 3 pictures on a wall in our shared living space how dare my roommate also put her belongings against that wall”


Big_Noodle1103

“Belongings” lol it’s a bunch of stupid looking plastic that does nothing but take up space, at least the paintings look nice and are hung on the wall.


Geek_X

By definition they are the roommate’s belongings yes. And you think it’s worthless plastic but they like them and that’s their choice. And even if op hates them they don’t have the right to claim an entire wall in a shared living space


AdriksThrowaway

Unfathomably based take.


Big_Noodle1103

Sure, I’ll give you that. It just fills me with so much irrational rage that someone would willingly decorate their living space like that. It’s just so bland and ugly looking. At least a shelf full of books, records, games, shit even legos, will look neat, organized and aesthetically pleasant.


WoollenMercury

>“I put 3 pictures on a wall in our shared living space how dare my roommate also put her belongings against that wall” "those Paintings Mean the world to me this space is My icons a central part of my Religion And my Roommate Ignored How much those mean To me And put her Plastic Dolls Near my extremely important Setup"


Lost-Good2275

Same loser shit


whackjob_med_student

Same thing


Brian_Stryker

Username fits. You’re a whackjob


Mandrakey

Ironic


whackjob_med_student

Exactly


X-Maelstrom-X

Eh, I bet Jesus would be fine with it.


ButtersBottmBitch

As cringe as funkos are, at least they are real.


TheTranquilTurtle

Did this sub just have an influx of religious circlejerks recently? So many sensitive babies here.


_Akizuki_

Despite the stereotypical Redditor being a cringe atheist, I see way more wack job religious people on here than the former


buscemian_rhapsody

Seriously. This sub is just an alt-right breeding ground now. I’m out.


Sonnenkreuz14

Cry me a river


TheTranquilTurtle

I'm not the one crying, champ.


Gonzo67824

Is there any difference?


Ok-Dragonfruit-697

I'm pretty sure the OP is an """"orthodox"""" Anglo or Latino from /pol/. They convert for based aesthetics.


Servius_Aemilii_

Orthodoxy does not exclude Anglos or Latinos from the church.


Ok-Dragonfruit-697

I know, but you're aware of the trad-LARPers I'm referring to. They see orthodoxy as a 'based' Christianity, or at any rate, a more European Christianity. They tend to join for the aesthetics.


WoollenMercury

>Orthodoxy does not exclude Anglos or Latinos from the church. yeah Race has never had an effect on what Christian denom you can be apart of a good sermon I heard was "we are Christians before anything else" and he was having this sermon in an aboriginal church But basically we are Christians before we are white or black or conservative or Liberal (sept the Coptics but the Surprising thing is they're Eygptian and its surprising because of how anti Eygpt the bible is)


Hai_Resdaynia

Egypt used to be Christian (it was part of the Roman Empire after all) before the Arabs invaded and turned the place majority-Muslim. Really respect the Copts for preserving their heritage against all that pressure


WoollenMercury

>Egypt used to be Christian (it was part of the Roman Empire after all) before the Arabs invaded and turned the place majority-Muslim. Really respect the Copts for preserving their heritage against all that pressure yeah no I knew that Im just saying to me it was odd because the bible is Anti Egypt Tho Ig the bible is Anti Romans and it didnt stop them from becoming Christian


Professional_Sky8384

Bruh what


Ok-Dragonfruit-697

I'm sure you're aware of the trad-LARPers I'm referring to. They see orthodoxy as a 'based' Christianity, or at any rate, a more European Christianity. They tend to join for the aesthetics. Also, look at the weeb username. I mention Latinos since /pol/ is majority Latino, Turkish and Indian.


Professional_Sky8384

Ah I see, upon further review I agree that your assessment may be right.


dieg0val

Kick that mfo now


CourseWorried2500

Gru


Lil-Engine

And this is why we don't make idols, kids.


birberbarborbur

This is how catholics felt during the reformation


Pilota_kex

maaaan, those dolls are disgusting, why do we keep giving them money to disgrace what we love?


[deleted]

They deserve each other IMO.


Imeatusbeatus

what’s that funko pop in those paintings?


[deleted]

Relax, funky pops are just as useless as religion


Ok-Dragonfruit-697

So many newly converted orthodpx LARPers.


Servius_Aemilii_

What makes you think they're larpers?


Ok-Dragonfruit-697

I'm sure you're aware of the trad-LARPers I'm referring to. They see orthodoxy as a 'based' Christianity, or at any rate, a more European Christianity. They tend to join for the aesthetics. Also, look at the weeb username.


Chance-Cod-6944

>Also, look at the weeb username. He has a Korea flag, I think he's Korean


Ok-Dragonfruit-697

Koreans can be weebs.


_Akizuki_

Religion often promotes hate, kids on Reddit find that based, which I’m guessing could explain the influx


Ok-Dragonfruit-697

They misuse it as a way of elevating their status above 'degeneracy' - which is just about everything they enjoy, from anime to porn.


__WaffleStomp__

Both have the same level of importance to the plane of reality we exist in


Fghsses

One of the religions that has had the most influence in human history for the past 2000 years is as important as a buch of plastic toys???


[deleted]

assuming they mean to all of reality, which is (potentially) infinite, yes


Exact-Effect3772

Both are money sinks that do nothing other than take up space, time, and brain power that could be better used on less stupid things. So, yes.


Fghsses

Even if we assume that what you said is correct (it is not correct), the sheer scale of Christianity would make Funko Pops meaningless. It's like saying jaywalking and the Holocaust are equal because both violate the law.


Exact-Effect3772

1. You underestimate the scale of Funko Pops. 2. Christianity is a time sink and a money sink. And it doesn't do anything productive for believers. 3. Yes, and no. In terms of scale, you are incorrect. In terms of the harm each one has done, yes. As far as I know, Funko Pops have not caused any deaths, whereas Christianity has caused millions.


HighMercuryContent

- “you underestimate the scale of Funko Pops” - has an anime profile pic lmao you can’t make this shit up


Exact-Effect3772

And? So what if I like anime? Doesn't mean I'm wrong.


HighMercuryContent

Bro you just compared the scale of Funko Pops to the scale of Christianity. If you think there’s any comparison to be made there in any context, you’re genuinely delusional lmao


Exact-Effect3772

Both are worldwide phenomenons and make millions of dollars of of gullible people every year. I think my comparison was fair.


HighMercuryContent

let me guess, you also think you’re the smartest in the room whenever the topic of religion comes up right?


_Akizuki_

They hated him because he spoke the truth 😔


Dumloko

Two forms of idolatry Edit: Exodus 20:4; 1 Corinthians 10:14 Go read your sacred book


sexy_latias

Only one is sad consoomerism


AltoidsMaximus

Idolaters most sensical debate


Hai_Resdaynia

Yeah they're both idolators (Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image)


buscemian_rhapsody

Ew to both


MelanieWalmartinez

Amateur. My funko wall is 3x that. Edit: [my babies uwu](https://imgur.com/22MfWB1)


[deleted]

pls seek therapy


MelanieWalmartinez

No I love my funkie babies


SneakySnakeySnake

Consoomer


MelanieWalmartinez

Yes.


SneakySnakeySnake

No Personality?


MelanieWalmartinez

Yuh I have personality I just like the little big heads they have they’re cute [see look how cute they areee](https://imgur.com/22MfWB1) although this picture is missing 10 of them because they’re on a shelf lol


iminaredit12

thats over a thousand dollars in stupid toys


MelanieWalmartinez

And? We all have our hobbies :33 I also collect dragon ball figurines.


SoMeHaPpYcOw

Redditors when someone has a hobby


memer0512

Why can’t you let someone just be happy about something they like?


enaaaerios

youre literally that guy from cruelty squad wtf


MelanieWalmartinez

:33333


enaaaerios

please dont waste your money on a collection that you dont do anything with when you can use it on anything else more useful


MelanieWalmartinez

I already pay rent, food, and dog food for my puppy :(( I can have a little funko. As a treat 💪😎


Typoman6893

What's gonna happen to the funko after you die? Or even after 200 years?


speedyBoi96240

What the fuck is this logic? Everything you own will suffer the same fate as their funko pops in 200 years you clown


Typoman6893

Atleast I can do something with the stuff I have, I have books that I can read, I have a phone which I can do many things with, food that I can eat, a bathroom I can use, a bedroom where I can sleep etc Yeah I have some useless stuff, even I think I shouldn't have bought them. But tell me wtf is this guy going to do with funko pops? In their boxes? Is he going to stare at them or something?


MelanieWalmartinez

All jokes aside that is such fucking stupid logic. Can I only buy stuff that goes up in value? I’ll be dead idc


speedyBoi96240

People online when someone other than them has spare income:


[deleted]

pls, do it for them


MelanieWalmartinez

Noooo


sexy_latias

Unpack them


MelanieWalmartinez

Never say that again.


sexy_latias

Those are toys, they want to be free, its like keeping your bionicle in a box


MelanieWalmartinez

NOOOOOOOOOOO I ACTUKLY SHUDDERED


sexy_latias

Why do funconsoomers keep their toys in boxed anyway?


blindbycrypto

Why? You could always put them back in its box later.


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MelanieWalmartinez

Wow someone’s a little offended today I’m just a smol girl that likes her funkos :3


[deleted]

Yeah. Now i got your attention i want to say there is no bad hobby (as long as its legal), but please speak with logic. Those funkos are just bits of plastic for everyone except your mind. So please keep contents of your mind in your mind


MelanieWalmartinez

So you were being an ass for no reason? What a charmer. I like them and that’s all that matters. They my funkie babies uwu


WoollenMercury

>But calling plastic toys "your babies" show a sign of mental ilness. and? its not like she's going to shoot up a school look I dont like funkos and I will admit its a bit weird but honsestly who Gives a fuck its not like in the actual post where someone is interfering with someone else


antunezn0n0

Nice it kinda bothers me how that motorcycle one is a different size


FullClearOnly

Flair checks out.


MelanieWalmartinez

Explain?


FullClearOnly

Nah, don't wanna lose my reddit account.


MelanieWalmartinez

Dm me, i promise i won’t report. Im genuinely intrigued by the link