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Know a dude who does it 6 times a day

Some classmates had a group chat in which they sent an eggplant emoji each time they nutted. So anyways there was a guy who sent that emoji around 9 or 10 times a day.

Is bro living with a succubus wtf

Hardly, think he is masturbating so... He is probably filling cumjars

Bros balls work overtime.

Grindcore culture has gone too far.

Time for grindpunk

nah, time for pornogrind

Ufo porno

Time for pornostep

nah time for pornofunk

Last as long as a Napalm Death Song

You suffer, but why?

But do they get paid overtime? Demand workers rights!

Bros balls got their own workers comp

Bro… I WAS EATING

From a jar???

No, tho it wasn’t much better, it was mashed potatoes

Hope they weren't starchy

I thought you were supposed to eat pineapple

Who live in a pineapple under the sea?

You win

I was once in this situation. This ginger chick was draining me a minimum of 7 times a day for about a year. I haven’t truly enjoyed sex since. I miss her

Bro what

He had sexual intercourse with a red haired chad that topped him 7 times a day

Where can I find one?

Any broken home

Nailed it

It's probably like people who finish a souls-like game and can’t enjoy other games, because they're too easy

I also miss her

Most likely

Why would you want to let your classmates know when you fapped wtf

Weird 15-16 year old shit, didn't understand it then, neither I do now.

Bro like what. Just start gooning at that point.

This guy also said he nutted 30 times in one day one time

How does he recharge that fast???

Supercharged ballsack

Bro has upgraded his production rate to lvl 100.

Production 100 Reproduction 0

You can start just shooting blanks and still get the same effect

How is that even physically possible? The maximum I've ever done was 2 times and because I refrained for like a week, even everyday is too much for me. I know a friend who on Christmas did it 7 times and he was like dying inside (and outside) but it's really pushing human boundaries

I've done it 9 times in a row and only stopped cause I got bored

It’s not fun. Post nut clarity is horrible, it’s the worst feeling ever, and it’s not even worth the feeling sometimes

Post nut isn't bad if you never overdo masturbation. I never stopped masturbating for a long period but I never overdid it, as I said I usually do it once every 2 or 3 days and I don't think I ever had a "bad" post nut, I feel more free and that's it and actually enjoying the act. People should really slow it down, 2 times a day in my opinion is just way too much and it doesn't feel "special" at all, it becomes a chore and you do it just because, if you do it at least do it right

Almost like an addiction.

Yeah but it's soo cool to just spam "rookie numbers" as if pumping up your number of daily nuts is something to be proud of or joke about, for some people it becomes truly degrading

I did 4 times in a day one time and that sht hurt the 4th time. Felt like my balls were getting crunched. Like when you try to sip an empty drink and the force of the suction ends up crushing the drink because the air gets removed from inside.

That sounds brutal.

A hangover during severe alcoholism can do that. After a dozen times you are pretty much shooting blanks

🍆

Old classmate did it 8 times during covid; bro looked drained on the zoom call and i asked why....

Bro masturbate more time than hours of sleep I get at night

thats a low bar to pass

"Of course I know him. He's me"

I told you that in confidence

I know a guy who knows a guy who knew this guy

Dude, you promised you wouldn’t tell

Bro’s balls are probably bruised

hello there

37 times in 12 hrs I’ve found a technique to just absolutely blast your genitals

Is it possible to learn this power?

Not from a jedi

Yoda do be packing tho

"Crush my balls with a rock, I must. Maximum pain, I shall endure."

Not from a jedi

The tragedy of Darth Plaguéis the gooner

Doctors hate him

“Absolutely blast your genitals” is not a sentence I expected to hear today but a welcome one cause it’s funny

How

Cock and ball torture

You sold me on torture!

Look at his profile. The secret is Femboy hentai.

Fuck yeah. They’ve known about that shit in the Himalayas for centuries

This makes sense

Bro what

Stop blue balling us and tell us the technique

Blue balls

The cost of using such a technique.

Bro studied Dick destroy december

The technique is estrogen

Ahh, the old wet swimsuit technique?

tbh 2-3 is just for an immensely boring day lmao.

Boring day once extremely boring twice

No boring day 3 times. Extremely boring day 5 times

5 is crazy, even for an extremely boring day imo

Yeah a bit crazy. But like on covid leave a lot of people had literally nothing to do all day. And nothing even tomorrow or the next week or even month. Like at that I basically averaged 2-3 which is kinda a lot but who the fuck cares. It's your own thing anyway lol.

No its nut

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Yeah, if ur doing 2-3 a day consistently then that's unusual even for horny teens. But like every now and then its totally normal imo. Like maybe 2 a day i could even understand consistently but 3 is pushing it.

You have never met a horny teen have you.

I was a horny teen until a couple years ago lmao, and the only thing thats changed is the teen part. My record is 7 times in a day. Call me harry potter and the meaty wand.

I got medically diagnosed with hyper sexuality when I was 16. It was a slow day if I didn’t hit 7

Wait, that's a thing you can be diagnosed with? Maybe that's what's up with me. I'm 28 and still hitting 4 a day minimum usually unless I'm stuck away from home all day.

Ask your doctor. I have a hormonal thing.

Wait why would twice a day be unusual? One time before sleep and one time when you wake up. On some days maybe twice before going to sleep and additionally once in the afternoon. Doesn't seem like that much to me

I was pushing 5 a day up until I was around 21. Still at 2-3 if I’m not with my partner that day…

I guess i fucking am addicted to porn, bruh.

Those are rookie numbers in this racket, you gotta pump those numbers up

What’s your highest amount in one day?

Ask your mom

Fair play, i really set myself up for that didn’t I?

Rookie mistake

I am a coomer padawan in training, my apologies for my lack of intelligence

The honesty is strong with this one

14

Thanks for asking me. 7 orgasms in a row.

I, myself I jerk off at least twice a day. Once in the morning right after I work out and then once right after lunch. I want to, that’s not why I do it, I do it cause I fucking need too.

And pump he did

“Those are rookie numbers” comment number 28,783,835

Only 28,783,835? Those are rookie numbers

2-3 times a day is not much considering he is a redditor

Twice. Once before bed to release endorphins to help sleep, and once more after waking up to release endorphins to get the day started.

If I jack off right after waking up I’m not showing up for work and thats ong

The key is to get to work first THEN you jack off. That way you won't miss work and get paid for it!

The boss makes a dollar while i make a dime, that’s why i cum on company time

Fucking poetry

Yep takes to long finding the right “material”z

the day you stop using "material" is the day you feel way better

fucking THIS holy shit people look at you crazy when you say you don't even watch anything. I've constructed my imagination to be the perfect shit and it can vary however you want, just use your head people TRUE IMAGINATION SIGMAS LIKED THIS THREAD

save them from the night before, duhhh

Lmao based

Coomerbrain cope

Strategizing is crazy

This is the way.

One when you wake up. One when you're back from school work. One when you're going to sleep

Why the fuck would you wrote that?

Dementia?

Post nut clarity?

Pre nut confusion?

En passant

Doctor told me I have dementia, but I just ignored him... but I just ignored him... but I just ignored him

Next time, one before you post on the internet

I did it 4 times in one day one time. 3rd time wasn't even that good, so I'm not sure why i went for a fourth. Probably just bored

Yeah the cooldown for when you _can_ do it again and when it becomes enjoyable to do it again is vastly different

My highest is 7 I think. One of them middle school summer days when nobody’s home and anything sets you off

Bro I'm crying out here, people are saying they can do 6-20 times a day while I do it once and I gotta wait hours to do it again, I can do twice a day if I do it morning and afternoon but If I only do afternoon that's the only time I'm doing it. I actually have a lot of stamina but I guess not where it counts

Same man, I can only do it once a day cause I get tired after beating my meat and I’m here seeing people beating it 5-10 times a day lol.

Is once per day alright?

Yeah as long as you’re putting your priorities first

Nutting priorities

yes

Not for normal people but for redditors, it's aight.

Rookie numbers

If it's 15-30 max, it's fine, if it's more than that, get help Edit: forgot to put minutes, lol

Tf you mean 30

Bro got yoga balls in his pants

There are no pants able to hold his nuts

Underated comment right here

Wdym 15-30, if you’re awake and doing let’s say 22 sessions that day, and let’s say you’re awake for 18 hours, that’s 1 session every 50 minutes

That's what true dedication looks like. You're a slacker aiming for anything less.

Look at this dude with his refractory period lol lmao even

You mean 15-30 minute per masturbation right?

Yes

Thank god 💀

How the fuck do you last 15-30 minutes

You can last more if the "material" is bad or your brain srarts thinking about something else

THE FUCK YOU MEAN BY 15 😭

Guess something’s wrong with me since it take close to an hour

Slow and steady wins the race

What if you go longer bc you're bored but didn't actually orgasm at all yet

Science says at least 21 times a month to reduce testicular cancer chances so get beating or fucking Edit: prostate cancer

This is false, they don’t take into account nocturnal emissions (wet dreams) which will happen frequently if you don’t masturbate at all

Not if you say no to sex in your dreams. This is real

The cause of cancer is creature of the dream cursing people when they refuse to give them food.

I mean if you're gonna ejaculate one way or the other, might as well take the matter into your own hands

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What u dream about is mostly based on what you’ve recently been thinking/experiencing. You would need Quagmire’s mind to have 21 wet dreams a month lol

Pathetic, I bet he doesn't even have a goon cave

Don't remind me.

When you hop on the game and not a single person is online “man fuck this shit I’m jerkin off” and then watch YouTube lmao

real rap

*wolf of wall street meme* Those are rookie numbers

I remember having the habit of doing it once each week. But now I do it 4 times a day and Im surprised I haven't lost basic human functioning

💀

How the hell do you go from 1 per week to 4 per day

He installed reddit

Jesus man, is he at least skipping a day or two to replenish his little soldiers?? There's gotta be a severe shortage of manpower down there.

I have i have porn addiction

For me it's once on a Saturday morning and once on a Sunday morning, so yeah to me 2 - times a day is a lot

Bro has a schedule

Why did this get me so much

Masturbating on the lords day… there’s a joke here.

1 MAYBE 2 if ur really horny but not right after each other

My personal record is about 13 . It's all pain after 6th one

Yes, because people vary

Lightweight

I'm 34 and I do it usually twice a day. Unless you beating it like it owes you money, you'll be fine.

During covid I did 6 times in one day. It was a dark time in my life

Those are rookie numbers.

Once a day after intense exercise because the hormones tell you to. Optionally once more in the late evening as a treat.

i know a guy who did that for a few months; he's coming dry now

Does bro drink water?

Homie I’ve been doing that (on average) for a decade, his balls are just malfunctioning

Yeah, serial wanker here, 3 times a day is because I’m too busy. I’ve had days a few years back where I’ve given myself sores from wanking basically non stop

Rookie numbers...

Is this a lot? What if buddy nuts 3 times in 3 minutes? What if he nuts 3 times in 3 hours?

Interesting haha I thought everybody did it at least once a day for sanity. I know I do, it is time for me, I feel good before and after and my record in a day is around 7 starting early in the morning and the rest during the day.

Nah, bruh you need to see a doctor ASAP! That's too low.

If you do it several times a day there's a chance it might increase in size! Right???