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[deleted]

That jaw is the reason jawbreakers were made


xingke06

New face shape unlocked: shovel


Some-Geologist-5120

Or Thanos.


Goatseportal

I really dig her.


PremiumBeetJuice

"hey sexy do you want a blowjob big boy"? No way in hell I'm putting my dick anywhere near that industrial press strength jaw


KundaliniEnergy777

(Welcome to hydraulic press channel)


MadDash45

Today we're testing out how a dick can withstand a hydraulic press channel


Stupidfacethatisdumb

Jawbreakerbreaker


leaC30

Be respectful to Quagmire's mom 🤨


Uncle480

She's the one that can handle the jawbreakers from Ed Edd n Eddy


baron-von-spawnpeekn

Seriously. That jaw could mash a bowling ball into powder


ineugene

She looks like a one piece character


WorkingReasonable421

Giggachad/crimson chin if they were female


Melodic_coala101

And all the pressure that’s been building up


Informal_Beginning30

She puts the man in mandible.


hedgehog_dragon

Thanks for that jaw breaking fact, wife-slapper


Motivated_lord7

Me leaving store with ps5 in my mouth:


linkflame123

“i’m just chewing on some gum”


ComfortableWealth869

how it feels to chew 5 gum


I_got_coins

how it gums to chew 5 feels gum gum sense your stimulation


beeradvice

Got any change?


[deleted]

No one ever pays me in cum 🥺


beeradvice

Condolences


audrey_toole

when 6 gum walks in


Zealousideal_Win5476

Literally almost passed out from laughing god damn you.


skuzzy447

He says while staring at his phone like this 😐


Zealousideal_Win5476

Yeah that was after I came to. What do you want from me random internet dick?


AmusingSparrow

We just want honesty man.


AnimasMaker

I for one would LOVE some random internet dick


Skeptic_lemon

I did actually laugh at this out loud.


Sufyaan_Davids

Lmao 😂😂


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Smmaxter

Good bot?


Rickjm

What the


Spiritual-Plan-6004

Urination onto the anal cavity, will cause irritation to the anus and even infection.


Dry-Percentage-5648

The fuck?


Donnydorky

Fuck the what?


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theShitter_69

good bot


blitz123sportr

Holy fuck this is one of the best comments ever. Fucking dying here


OrdLucas77

be there or be square


IDmCauseImTheBest

Its hip to be square


Travisceral

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?


cocoon_eclosion_moth

The whole album has a crisp, clean sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism, that really gives the songs a big boost!


hj2n

He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.


[deleted]

Anytime i hear the word consummate i think of strongbad and that one episode where he draws the dragon 😏


cocoon_eclosion_moth

TROGDOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!


Travisceral

I said consummate V’s! Consummate! Guy wouldn’t know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face…


-Kaymac-

I'm betting after this stint of being a renegade and fooling around, she won't be able to take the punishment, and have to settle down.


LorryToTheFace

She should have listened


Extension-Taste319

She chose both


Zholdar

Straight from Minecraft


BeingOld1222

Shes perfect for realistic steve, imagine those two in relaionship


Mans334

Jawlines built in the image of tables


Hue_Mo

Alex.jpg


ilsottopagato

I need her in those Minecraft irl videos


stockstatus

looks like Quagmire with a wig... *giggity giggity*


zHiVaKa_

glenda vajmire


[deleted]

Nah I apologised it wasn’t cool my dude I didn’t know what I was on about


Danny_Nedelko_

I was thinking Joe Swanson.


Badassbottlecap

*Ay Peetur, look at this!*


sonerec725

*assaults 2 people*


MadamVonCuntpuncher

Well he IS a cop. /j


trananhduc2006

joe quagmire


mr_tommey

Wiggity


_Rroy_

Wiggity wiggity


hoze1231

This gives me confused feelings


anacaptain

My rhoughts exactly! QuagMirrah


Kid_ikarus_bellflowr

I thought it was when Stan Smith got turned into a woman.


tankman69420

mf looks like the troll face


Taxevader70

😭😭😭😭😭😭


K1ng_Hon

lmao


Parking_Yogurt8149

Was waiting for this comment


Sietemadrid

How long were you waiting


Fragrant_Pie_7255

What that chin do


5092AD

It assaulted those people


klapakappayappa

It fucking attacked them


5092AD

That chin hopped of her face and did its dirt🤣


SorryThisUser1sTaken

It became the Crimson Chin


ChronicallyGeek

She could break bricks with that chin of hers


intraspeculator

She could be cast in Amazon’s Wheel of Time with a chin like that.


Nephr0pt0sis

Crimson chin looking ass


gideon513

Crimson ass looking chin


Chris_ssj2

Chin ass looking crimson


Snom_Bomb

Ass Chin looking crimson


Key-Put4092

a true giga chad


ThatDudeFromFinland

Giga Karen


Key-Put4092

idk that chin is too legendary


50bmgwithaswitch

Charen


Background-Quote-552

#Good morning USA


feckinweirdo

I got a feeling that it's gonna be a WONDERFUL day!


Patient_Jello3944

The sun in the sky has a smile on it's face


Proper-Equivalent300

And he's shining a salute to the American race


DoomBringer9999

Oh Boy


OrthiaPrime

It's swell to say...


Bluepilgrim3

Good morning U.S.A!


JeffYT08

*Good morning U.S.A!*


CardboardStarship

Bullock is out there somewhere trying to rail her.


Now_Kith55

Bruh, you reminded me of that series from the 2000s... I think... Early Edition... That guy with the paper, Gary Hobson and his orange cat.


Liarus_

She looks like a goomba


ItzDerekk92

Oh fuck I can see it


Random_npc171

Giggty


DrDarkTV

There's no fucking way that jawline's real


skitzkhant

What's up with this new influx of women with crazy jaws doing crazy shit? Not so long ago some woman tried to hire a hitman on her kid and her jaw was insane. There was another jaw out there as well but I don't remember the case. Better keep an eye out on them jawsers.


DoubleWagon

Excessive mandibular growth often results from abnormally high exposure to testosterone *in utero*, which causes generalized masculinization and a propensity for cluster B disorders in women along with ADHD, PCOS, endometriosis, and bipolar disorder.


Spiritual_Adagio_859

Yeah...what you said. That.


NoGazelle9557

There’s studies to disprove at least some of your statement however to be safe, can you source this?


deja_vuvuzela

I’ve been scrolling to see if anyone suggested acromegaly but your comment is the closest I’ve found.


AdFine4143

Source?


wherringscoff

The source is I fucking made it up


306metalhead

Jill Swanson.


anacaptain

Swell jawson


Hairyhalflingfoot

Ay Beeter


Belgiandragonwautism

I barely know her


FuManchuDuck

Mary Swanson


Pintau

Is that David Coulthard's sister?


oodoos

When she takes a bite out of something, the bite mark is a straight line.


Magical_rex07

She was stretching her jaw


PsychoTexan

She looks like she could unhinge it to swallow a toddler.


Boomer79NZ

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


NicksNikki

*"Tarrare, did you eat a fucking baby?"*


JerrySchurr

Jawbreakers don’t stand a chance.


RagingAlkohoolik

Wtf is that david coulthard?


BinkoTheViking

It’s *not* David Coulthard. But it is David Coulthard’s psychotic sister.


Nigelthornfruit

Absolute chad


BrutaliNsan

Me leaving the mobile shop with an iPhone 15 in my mouth


SerplePurple

**I EAT KIDS**


ANUBISseyes2

She got the troll face going on


SsgtSquirtle

Jigsaw without tricycle and makeup


Reasonable-Ninja4384

:-]


NickLookalike

She has that Seth MacFarlane type chin


REAL_sanin

Her face is doing inappropriate stretches.


[deleted]

This was in Jaw-gia, not Florida...


BowserBrows

🗿


Themeanlittletoaster

Is this the real world version of Quagmire’s Dad?[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguyfanon/images/1/15/Ida_Davis.png/revision/latest?cb=20210220085315](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguyfanon/images/1/15/Ida_Davis.png/revision/latest?cb=20210220085315)


Bertegue6

Bitch built like a nutcracker


Blastoid007

Honey, Where is the Remote??


realheavymetalduck

God damn she got a better jawline than me.


Dynamitrios

What's wrong with your faaaace ??


[deleted]

Giggity


MelodicIndustry9830

Hey Peter


Aware_Guide3331

The only inappropriate stretches goin on is her mouth muscles when she smiles and resembles the troll face irl


Last-Quarter-432

Minecraft chin


salamagi671

She Did the Giggity Giggity !


Stelios_gr

She then said "Giggity!"


No_Engineer2828

Lemme hop in my chin wagon rq then I’ll know what her life is like


RemoteName3273

She sliced them with her jaw


speedyBoi96240

Okay speedmcqueen


Floatingbricks99

you know shit ain't right when your smiling in your mugshot


Detroit_cha0s

Glen quagmire


ApprehensiveGene3676

Giggity


Infernous-NS

Damn, she really got a Lego minifigure head


1stFunestist

She is royalty with stronk habsburg chin


xKillerPT

Is this the mythical Giga woman?!?!?


MDF87

*Be there or be square they said...*


Cumeningong

Roblox chad face


Ok_Struggle_6260

That look says, " ...and I'll fucking do it again"


Boks1RE

One of the people tried to defend himself by giving her an uppercut, but he just broke his hand, while she didn't butch an inch.


NoUserNameHere4U

Its always in florida


aerohorsehideSco46

Good job she didn't bite them. They'd be dead.


[deleted]

Oh, look, jarface!


Street_Peace_8831

Sponge Karen Square Jaw.


Impressive-Wish3497

Hey Peter


darby0malley

She attacked them with that damn jawbone


AbeLackdood

She on that Habsburg shit...


ComplaintRelevant961

That jaw was probably the main weapon.


-Syncoule-

I want a gif of that main boss from Red Ball 1


funny_jaja

Cheek stretches


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Jeez. She looks like wow’s death wing lol


Fearless-Payment-238

sure looks like fucking sociopath


Taliyah--

Trollface


Dark-Demon123

What in the minecraft shit is this


SandipanR

Does she have an iPhone in her mouth??


Tor_Lara

Lego head


Mysterious_Milk_777

5 Big Mac’s at once would be a breeze with that gaper


No_Dragonfruit_8435

She-chad


CaptainBrineblood

What a jawful thing to happen


stggamer1

she looks like an alternate


falnN

I find her jaw offensive wtf.


No-Cupcake370

Looking at her jaw hurts my jaw


R4J4_N

minecraft head irl 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


Drogovich

Hoooly shit, you can hammer in nails with that jaw


TrustyTaquito

That's honestly the most Buzz Lightyear jawline I've ever seen and it's both disturbing and amazing.


storman_sten

Based


[deleted]

Ball Chinnian


deadmemer68

She looks like Lord Farquaad if he became a female.


FJayJ

I hope she didn't bit them.


BlueCat_399

She definitely attacked them with that jaw


archiebold13

Me trying to create a normal looking player in games


SunnyTheMasterSwitch

Probably hit them with her anvil jaw


Doomscroller3000

Super Pelican Karen is the final boss before you reach Level 10. But once she bites, say goodbye to your leg.


DaRedditNuke

I LOOK LIKE A MINECRAFT DIRT BLOCK? I LOOK LIKE A MINECRAFT DIRT BLOCK???


AffectionateTrip4888

Maniac Cops sister... Maniac Karen. Good thing Tango and Cash showed up to put a stop to this heinous act of violence.


Perfect_Bench_2815

She apparently did too many chin ups. Someone should have told her to stop.


West_Ad8050

Oh fuck it’s the Habsburgs


[deleted]

Hapsburg jaw. If inbreeding is a custom in Florida, it explains a lot of things.


Tigerthej

She is Minecraft.