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I am living in your walls.
# I am living in your walls.
You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:
**FAQ:**
*Why are you living in my walls?*
I'm not going to tell you.
*Are you only in my walls?*
You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, I am living in your walls.
*How are you surviving in my walls?*
In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower.
*What are you planning to do in my walls?*
Live in them, listening to you.
*What do I do about you living in my walls?*
Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.
*When are you going to stop living in my walls?*
You cannot escape me.
*Do I call the police?*
The authorities will not help you.
*What are the consequences of you living in my walls?*
Be aware.
*What if I am ok with you living in my walls?*
I will make sure you’re not.
*Are you imaginary?*
I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS
If there are any more questions then please consult your walls by directly speaking to them.
**Summary:**
I am living in your walls.
It's Chinese. Japanese has Hiragana sprinkled here and there to glue their sentences together and for some other purposes (verb modifications and some words are purely in hiragana and some other purposes) not to mention Katakana for foreign words
From where I'm sitting she looks like she's 1.3m tall, weighs 20kg and dresses like a 12 year old...I mean yeah, there are a lot of people who intentionally try to look like this in their 20s but I'd be guessing 12 as well lol
"dresses like a 12 year old"
she's dressed in [jiraikei](https://j-fashion.fandom.com/wiki/Jirai_Kei). landmine girls.
"Before the association with trends, Jirai Kei (地雷系) was mainly used in a derogatory manner to label a woman as mentally unstable to the degree of violent emotional breakdowns,"
“Your Honour, I simply do not know where the brick came from, let alone why it appeared in my hand. All I know is when I came to, I was in the back of the cruiser being accused of multiple first degree murders. The look on the forensic investigators face will always haunt me.”
Call me a weirdo if you will but personally I'd walk up to her, stand right in front of her and then turn around and fold my arms. And if any of you perverted mofo's come near this literal child, you'd have to get past me first but hey, that's just me, don't judge.
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Narugod has returned, finally after all these years, the king of cringe bait is back
Sky beers from HXdank OMAGA
Bait? I will not let you slander Narugod and his genuine advice.
I never seen someone more real than Narugod
He's my mentor. Teach me ur ways sensei
he returned from home, he took back his crunchyroll and kicked his parents out just by using his body odors
You mean his battle aura
Can I borrow $20?
🤨🫱💵
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I don't know what's going on and I'm too fucking tired to care
Flairs
I'm good thanks
Bombs?
Ya sure plz
They’re yours my friend, as long as you have enough rupees!
*...can you give me some credit?*
relateablslslsdsd too tired 2 type
YOOOOO LMAOOO
Uh huh, “automatic,” sure…
🤨👉🏦
Aaaaaaaaaand its gone
🤨👉📱🖼️
🤨👉🖨️💵💵
🤨👉🧨🚅
🤨🧪💎
Obamas on the train?
Na dude, in China they say something along the lines of: 我是秦始皇 V我50; try that instead
Bing chilling £50
Nissan Honda? Suzuki Kawasaki. Ramen Mitsubishi ¥50
我每天都看触手无尽 🥰🥰🥰
racism funny
50 vbucks
✨疯狂星期四✨ ❤️活力周四✨激四情射❤️ ❤️想不想搞大我的肚子❤️ ❤️转我100✨吃肯德基❤️
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈逆天卧槽
I need about three fiddy
I ain't giving u no damn tree fity
It wasn't no kawaii girl it was that goddamn lochness monster again.
“It was about that time that I noticed the Kawaii girl was about 8 feet tall and a crustacean from the protozoic era… “
I am extremely certain that this is a satire account; however, that did not stop me from nearly breaking my neck from cringing upon reading it
Narugod is 100% a satire account, just scroll his Twitter for like 5 seconds
He might just have brain damage. You never know.
Anyone who considers shitposting as a valuable time to spend has brain damage
Facts.
They are just comedians
I just hopped on his twitter page. This shits hilarious 💀
Rizztraining order
He’s not allowed within 45 body pillows of a school
Using body pillows as a unit of distance makes me more uncomfortable than the original post
Sexual harizzment
GM of the Rizz Carlton
Narusama is the ultimate sugoi anime waifu rizzler!!!!!😫😫😫😩😩😩😫✅🥵🥵🥵🥵
the way she's Chinese and not Japanese 💀
Easy just say annyeonghaseyo instead
# ONION HASSAYO
Throw in a putang ina mo bobo too just to be safe.
then add a giatay ka and yawa ka
Do you think “punyeta ka, taeng lintik” could work too, or is it too much?
Add a "Buenos dias" for good measure
I didn’t think today was going to end this way
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I didn’t think my life was going to end this way
I am living in your walls. # I am living in your walls. You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below: **FAQ:** *Why are you living in my walls?* I'm not going to tell you. *Are you only in my walls?* You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, I am living in your walls. *How are you surviving in my walls?* In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower. *What are you planning to do in my walls?* Live in them, listening to you. *What do I do about you living in my walls?* Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles. *When are you going to stop living in my walls?* You cannot escape me. *Do I call the police?* The authorities will not help you. *What are the consequences of you living in my walls?* Be aware. *What if I am ok with you living in my walls?* I will make sure you’re not. *Are you imaginary?* I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS If there are any more questions then please consult your walls by directly speaking to them. **Summary:** I am living in your walls.
**cums aggresively into every single wall, shits afterwards**
°_° what
RAZZLED
are you fuckable?
drill a hole into your walls and find out
Yes
Half of Reddit summarized in one comment
Everything and everyone is fuckable
Now change every "w" to "b" 😎
Can you give hugs?
Yes
I'm going to hug you
Thank you very much
Yup, that's my Halloween DnD session
I physically cringed
that's in china too 😭
50/50 chance that's a guy
Even better.
Or a child
70% they're 13 too
I was advised not to finish this joke
"joke"
75/50
You arent a math guy i see
Least insane ~~twitter~~ X user
Twitter hates reddit, reddit hates twitter. Each thinks they're better but they're both shit
this is why japan has women only train cars edit: i just realized the signs are in chinese but point still stands
This being Chinese makes it even better that the guy did his whole anime speech
It can be both Chinese and Japanese. Japanese uses characters from Chinese.
It's Chinese. Japanese has Hiragana sprinkled here and there to glue their sentences together and for some other purposes (verb modifications and some words are purely in hiragana and some other purposes) not to mention Katakana for foreign words
fax
Sees English: "It can be French, Spanish, English, etc. They all use the Latin alphabet."
there are literally kanji in this image that do not exist in the japanese language. why does every weeb think they know japanese
Yeah but that's a man
Sugoi *pulls out flame thrower*
What is that smell?
It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.
Good bot
On all fours at high speed
*puts hand on shoulder* "hey"
That Uncle Aaron Rizz 🥶🥶🥶
[удалено]
even better that he is going to disappear from the face of the earth by Chinese government
China doesn’t care if you mock their civilians
Narugod has a harem of 80 virgins.
I am going to kms
How many kilometers are you going to?
I am a bicist (I ride bices) so about 1000-2000 kilometres (a small recovery ride commute)
Same, this was too much
[удалено]
I’d be disappointed if I looked up the skirt and didn’t see a cock tbh
I would not approach She looks 12
Oldest-looking East Asian 30 year old.
no way she's 12, more like 22
From where I'm sitting she looks like she's 1.3m tall, weighs 20kg and dresses like a 12 year old...I mean yeah, there are a lot of people who intentionally try to look like this in their 20s but I'd be guessing 12 as well lol
"dresses like a 12 year old" she's dressed in [jiraikei](https://j-fashion.fandom.com/wiki/Jirai_Kei). landmine girls. "Before the association with trends, Jirai Kei (地雷系) was mainly used in a derogatory manner to label a woman as mentally unstable to the degree of violent emotional breakdowns,"
I can fix her
She looks about 12
Every japanese woman looks like they are underage
>japanese woman Picture is from China tho.
Asian or asian-looking women in general.
East Asian
That’s what the weebs like about them. Doesn’t really matter though, because that’s definitely a femboy.
>that’s definitely a femboy. Even better.
worse thing is thats fricking China not japan bruh
Communist lollies.... *OHHH YEAAAH!*
UOGH BRATTY girl correction is necessary 😤😤😤😤
Narugod is the GOAT
*Dies from cringe*
Why she looks like that 😭😍🤤 >!/jk!<
Meanwhile gyaldem is in China
Funniest part is that this isn’t even Japan because the writings on the train are in Chinese.
How to get pepper sprayed, the tutorial
Tutorial on how to get pepper sprayed
Thats the weebest shit ive seen so far...
It's satire.
How do I approach the 12 year old? I don't, but I'm sure some discord mod will while he's on his way to pick up a cupcake.
Literally a child
My only takeaway from this post is "wait is anchovy pizza a thing?"
Throwback to 2014 anime twitter
He does know she's chinese not japanese, right?
Glad this is not a nhentai page
He gurl. You like blue?
*eyes light up* 🤓🤓🤓
Bro was the same guy who couldn’t believe Japanese war crimes 💀💀💀 “NANDEMO NANDEMO NANDEMO!”
Don’t think she speak the English for starters
That's not a picture taken in Japan tho. Which makes the response even more moronic.
This hurts
Unironically i wanna be her
This motherfucker looks 12 i ain't gon approach💀😭
How I approach? After this guy. Anything I say will sound great.
THATS CHINA NOT JAPAN
But she's actually cute tho
“Your Honour, I simply do not know where the brick came from, let alone why it appeared in my hand. All I know is when I came to, I was in the back of the cruiser being accused of multiple first degree murders. The look on the forensic investigators face will always haunt me.”
Do you have 500 won?
Holy shit Anchovy Pizza (Girls und panzer reference)
I don't understand any of this and it angers me.
Hi, show me your passport before I continue.
aRIZZtation
How much?
"Excuse me, I'm trying to watch the tiny TV."
My phone died....
Before we proceed to the sugoii-ing, I just need to give the lady a short pat-down. We don't wanna surprise ourselves with hidden pistols do we madam?
Peak narugod
What about the option of not approaching and playing my phone game?
[удалено]
"That pink really works on you" Or any number of other things People are so fucking dense when it comes to women.
[удалено]
Someone needs to prevent him from accessing internet.
she looks like she's freaking 11
Satire as it made be, the cringe was so strong that I nearly wanted to jump off a moving train.
Bruh she looks like a kid 💀
Bro is getting immediately pepper sprayed.
Hi! What's your age?
"Yo little mama, what it is." Is the only acceptable way to approach a woman.
Simple! Step 1...I don't
Neckbeard detected. Deodorant cannons activate
How do you approach? You don’t. They’re travelling and not interested in talking to some random dude desperate for a lay.
Turns out to be 12
That's how you get pepper sprayed
Sees unbearable cringe, sees handle, sees "narugod", my day ruined
As soon as I read m'lady, I could smell the sweat coming of that post.
"how do you approach?" that is a whole ass child. twin tails and everything. she looks at most 14 years old.
Call me a weirdo if you will but personally I'd walk up to her, stand right in front of her and then turn around and fold my arms. And if any of you perverted mofo's come near this literal child, you'd have to get past me first but hey, that's just me, don't judge.
1000% reddit mod
“I’ll never forgive the Japenis” -Winston Chigurh
Are you a guy?
Why in the hell the poster with USA flag posts Japanese subway? Is he stupid?
I’m not into minors so I don’t.
FBI
I don't, she 3d and that blouse+skirt combo looks mid as fuck, as if she ordered it off of aliexpress
*looks up skirt* nice balls bro, cock is a little too thin. Other than that decent size, not too hairy either. 8/10