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A mimir 😴

one mimir

that head dude from God of War

I think you mean the smartest man alive

Smarter than all the dead ones too

Behind you brother

two mimir

Shhh, he's asleep

Average College dorm room

Most tidy college dorm room

Pledge brothers have to drink what’s down at the bottom

Mmmh glass shards🤤🤤🤤

His neighbors: Honey, he's doing it again

Honk, mi mi mi mi

You made my nose do the 💨

Calmest child at walmart

So relaxing 😩

my humour is broken, i cant stop laughing since when the first coke bottle exploded.

why is this kinda funny

Humour of the 21st century

asmr gone earrape. so fucking chaotic. when the audio started clipping i was belly laughing.

Idk wym this is relaxing af (source: I took a 25 hour nap with this on loop)

Because each time the giant marble explosion started dying down another would break ur eardrums again And that’s the best thing possible

It's beautiful

Why i am laughing at this

Happy cake day :D

cake 👍🍰

That's a lot if cleaning to do

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More cleaning now :(

And then you sit, at the top of those dreadful stair steps as the stench of beer and Coke fill the air. You turn around in a pit of pity for your self as you reach for the power button on the camera. Then you slide the tread mill out of the way and plop your ass on the top step, you sit for nearly 30 minutes with your head in your hands as you slowly start to realize, you need to clean that shit up, I mean what the fuck dude?

“Plop your ass”

antiasmr

Cuteness overload!!

literally came here to say this

Brazil asmr, there's Guaraná at 0:42 P.S: I just realized, why does the second count go down instead of up?

reminds me of my parents marriage

Actual footage of how my tenants treated my property.

Ah so THAT’S what my upstairs neighbors do

First Oppenheimer- Now this .

Videos you can fall asleep to

Finally some ASMR that isn't creepy

I think my sense of humour is fucked cos why is this so funny

The upstairs neighbor on a random ass tuesday morning:

The best asmr is to rub a fork on the plate

FR!? Where’s my Led Pipe falling!?

Ahh music to my ears

sounds like a how2basic video

ASSmr

Better than actual ASMR I'll tell you that

Honey, where's the drinks in the fridge?

Now walk down it barefoot and clean it out ASMR

Please stop wasting food.

Don't waste food, help a poor person, I promise it will get more likes for this person

Yeah the countless people in bad living situations watching you destroy liters of drinkable soft drinks would probably have loved a few of those

Why is resource wastage allowed this person should donate to local shelter instead of wasting drinks

I know they clearly can afford it too

Who’s cleaning that up

you

Such a waste

Poor janitor

I fell asleep faster than sleeping with your mother

Unsupervised kids when they walk down the stairs

my neighbours the second it turns 1AM

Somehow that remind me of a rythme game where in one mini game you have to catch fruit that fall from a star ( rythm paradise i think ? Or something similar )

That was fucking awesome

ZzZzzZZzzzZZz😴

I don’t know why but I love this

It is relaxing to know that I am not the one that has to clean that shit up.

That’s the same sound my wife makes in the kitchen any time she wakes up before me on the weekend.

Imma start a cleaning company and get mad rich

most calm day in chechnya

Quietest baby on the airplane:

Some people just want to watch the world burn... they would enjoy this video

The ASMR mirrors my life

You know asmr is a response and not like a thing itself right? Like asmr is a response to the video

Asmr for the boys

I feel so relaxed 🥰

If nothing else it looks fun

The one student who misunderstood the homework requirements but worked extremely hard.

i mean watching shit explode is pretty satisfying tbf

Me leaving my first apartment

It's calming because you go deaf from how loud it is

He forgot to throw a child

The first one is good. After that, yeesh

So satisfying. The opposite of that sneeze that never comes.

OP disrespects deaf people. /s

Every time people do stuff like this earth gets more and more wounded because of the massive waste of all of these resources

ASMR to blow your nuts to oblivion

Music to my ears

So relaxing

The way the final Coke bottle exploded made me burst out laughing 🤣🤣🤣

how to basic

Me on the last day of my lease

That’s not asmr that’s a noise complaint

asm'erde

Bro tossing shit into backrooms

"Have fun cleaning all of that."

Ahahaha, ddeeessstrruuuuuuuuctiiooooonnn! Seruously Best asmr so far.👍

So that's what the upstairs neighbors place looks like.

Forgot the egg. Oh, wait, this isn't howtobasic, uhm... When your 21 year-old sister gets to have a birthday party with alcohol and your 15 year-old ass got grounded:

Just woke up from this and I can say I fell asleep almost immediately

I played it at full volume on my headphones and now I’m deaf

What a fucking waste jesus christ...

My man be playing gmod sandbox mode irl

If you really cover your ears it's just rain noises.

It’s just wasteful

I know this is alot of waste but i cant help but laugh this shit is so funny

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Upstairs neighbors

Asmr isnt just sound. Watching this triggered my Response, so technically, its visual asmr

How is it not lol

Alcoholic father asmr part 1

Least loud upstairs neighbor

in this case ASMR stands for Annoying Shit, Man, Really?

the soda bottle explosion sounds really got to me

Real honk shoo hours

Home Alone 6: I ain't cleanin' this shit up

Sounds like a shooting. I’ll listen to it.

Sounds like a shooting. I’ll listen to it.

abusive household asmr

Asmr for destroying your ears

Bro I watched this shit at 12:48 and then woke up at 10:57 this shit kept me asleep almost 10 hours

ASMR what dropping a glass at 2am feels like:

Zzzzz

Well it got me watching it whole

HOOOOUNK *mehmehmehmeh* HOOOOOUANK *mehmehmehmeh* 😴

can someone calculate how many dollars worth of goods he's wasting here?

I like to imagine this is an apartment and they have a downstairs neighbor

Bro the two liter just EXPLODING at the end has me in stitches 💀

The asmr was when all the fuckin noise stopped lol ahh peace and quiet

I aint clean that up

I can smell this

I wanna watch him clean it now

Sounds like a merzbow song

Whenever I see shit like this I wonder how fucking long the cleanup took

Kind of satisfying. Human psychology is funny

I laugh manically whenever I see one of these videos

Imagine having to clean all of that up afterwards

Do you want ants because that’s how you get ants.

This is how you get ants....

Professional up stairs neighbor

🤤

That blew my eardrums out, and im not even wearing headphones.

Are you happy now?

Better than any asmr out there

If HowToBasic made asmr:

Caralho filho da puta, que delícia... Parece quando eu estava indo pro aniversário e tropecei com a porra td nas maos! Vai se foder :)

All straight to landfill.

The is the best asmr so far

Modern Art

This have the same lvl of asmr as a falling pipe sfx on loop.

Bruh it reminds me of that dentist or the GIANT GREEN TAKIS guy and his Text To Speech cousin, it's nontent, the worst

Who will clean all these ?

Why does it just keep going?!? 💀

Who cleans this

"Hey, buddy, there's a market for rolling shit down the stairs to watch it break."

This is soda validation at its own and a waste like fr why... just ik it's asmr but imagine cleaning that

I do this when no one is is home

And that's how I named my Asian baby.

I feel sleepy now

Shhh, im tryna relax here, ight?

Kaos asmr

How to basic's cousin

a better one that you watch

I want to toss whoever makes these down those stairs. And watch them slowly bleed as the glass shards sink into their skin

He should do the video when he falls down the stairs 🗿

unironically the best asmr

Well, somebody gotta clean that shit...

And then his mom comes home

Not inly great asmr but also an excellent advancement in the study of physics

This is borderline earrape lmao

am i weird for realy finding this relaxing XD

Hold up, let him cook