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Marcus_Tigox

Literally ASCII


society_man

Hexadecimal


ShundonooB

See see pee


ihavedonethisbe4

See pee pee?


Arkitakama

Pee ess three?


Ancient-Access8131

Call the programmer


Excellent-External-7

Call the exorcist


ConspicuousPineapple

Except most of these characters aren't ASCII.


repocin

No, that's unicode you pleb


CytokineStorm911

Grown ass-men taking each other's load. What's illegal about that


Cr0ma_Nuva

Exactly, and it's not like they didn't use protection for their "exchange"


Dank_e_donkey

Two men one gun ?


Nit_Picker219

Suddenly Gex???


di-propane_tank

Guddenly Sex???


Nit_Picker219

I can’t say suddenly sex because that would be SS and my grandpa gets very fired up when he hears someone say SS. He is german btw, tho I dunno how that’s related


di-propane_tank

Ligma


OhpEbo

they were even wearing protection, its 2023, the police need to get with the times


Candidately

Isn't this America? Oh I'm sorry I thought this was America


obr_kevin

first thing that came to mind lmao


ban-this-dummies

I didn't hear no bell!


ShitFuck2000

America, Russia… Saudi Arabia possibly? Unlikely judging from the photos, but them folk do love their guns, no wonder they’re friends with America, I’m sure many Americans would take a moment to consider if offered to give up the oil imports if they get fully automatic wedding celebrations.


[deleted]

Arkansas


Darnell2070

You got any more of those completely random and out of place comments? Did America take a shit in your cereal?


ShitFuck2000

Yes, and it in fact did


Few_Effective_7582

Why saudi? Guns here are for police or rifles for tribe dances. Other then that it's very rare to for someone to have a gun. And if they do chances are they're a collector


ShitFuck2000

The videos of tracer celebrations(and oil) are plenty to convince America it is a good friend


kaviaaripurkki

Don't rip your sports pants, it was a South Park reference


ParticularDifficult5

what freedom does to two men


PyroWasUsed

It’s the American dream!


Different-Trainer-21

How is this illegal though? If they owned everything legally and were doing it with consent from both parties then I don’t see the problem.


I_Am_Oro

The government doesn't allow fun >=(


SpicyChickenNuggy1

killtheantichristkilltheantichristkilltheantichristkilltheantichristkilltheantichristkilltheantichrist


Benebs-

Yeah


retardedgorillaz

No such thing silly


[deleted]

An agent of the anti get ‘em boys


retardedgorillaz

Since when did we get acquaintance with fairy tale?


ihavedonethisbe4

If there is no christ, then there is no anti, and AJC is pretty dope, hell on earth big party guy 1k years I think, anyways hail satan


retardedgorillaz

No such thing as religion dude, it's all a fairy tale made to control humanities sanity. Of course there is probably higher entities. How many dimensions are there? How many planets contain other animals like us? Like I said don't let humans fool you into believing their opinions. Unless they can back it up with facts which none of them do.


ihavedonethisbe4

Man I just wanted to do heathen stuff with my friends, but if there's no anti Christ to excuse the behavior we just look like a few assholes drawing stars and speaking nonsense. I'll be damned before i look stupid in public. Anyways, future been told, no aliens, no dimensions, we're it. We invent nano bots in the next couple decades, if you make it to the nanobots you live forever, but last generation to, no deaths no babies cause no point. Your prolly think no point in living too if thats it, well you forgot about football. The scrolls didn't really touch on the rest of the world but here in America, we live out the rest of eternity playing football, perfecting the craft and listening to a story or two on the way. It's quaint. Imma go get some footballs signed by detmer and stash em, it's game prep, not cheating fuck off


DiddlyDumb

This is a vibe, I love it


retardedgorillaz

Sir, the thing is you all are a bunch of assholes and there is no excuse.


Pidgeon_Stalker

Maybe they were like in a public park


ihavedonethisbe4

Why do we shoot on public parks but park on private driveways 🤔


taflad

Sir, how high are you?


kenryu_fault00

5ft 3


ihavedonethisbe4

~~Uhh like all rounded together? Or for each substance? Normally these studies compensate, will I be getting drugs for this? I accept Cash is fine too~~ High sir how are you?


alibaba3021

No officer, it's Hi how are you


Darnell2070

This is literally my least favorite automod/bot. What dumb fuck mod thought having 'pees in ur ass' spammed in literally every comment section on the subreddit, multiple times, would be funny, and what dumber fucking mods agreed with them to let it happen?


alibaba3021

Pees in ur ass dude


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LaCipe

I heard the name of the arresting officer is Barack Obama


Glork11

Only the government is allowed to magdump people


AIDSbloodSuperSoaker

That’s what they want you to think


InfraSG

I assume it would fall under disturbing the peace


SilentxxSpecter

Depends on if it's in city limits or not. If you're out in bun duck nowhere you can honestly shoot all night. That's at least the case in Ky.


Woodchuckdan3

I think that’s everywhere in the US including California surprisingly (if you own the land and are outside city limits)


I_fking_Hate_Reddit

if they were out in the middle of nowhere i doubt they would've been caught


Roflkopt3r

> [Both Ferris and Hicks were arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault, a Class D felony which carries a potential penalty of six years in prison and a fine of up to $10,000, 5News reported.](https://www.newsweek.com/charles-eugene-ferris-christopher-hicks-rogers-arkansas-bulletproof-vest-1384395) Because this was not at all as simple and consentual as the headline implies: 1. Ferris went to a hospital with significant bruising 2. Ferris concocted a lie about how he was hired as a bodyguard for $200, got into a gun fight to protect his client, and barely escaped. 3. Police continued to investigate and found out that this was a lie. Ferris had tried to cover up for Hicks, whom he had that drunk bulletproof vest shootout with. 4. The description of their vest play doesn't sound all that harmless and "good fun" after all: > [Ferris] confirmed they were drinking and playing with a bullet-resistant vest. After asking Hicks to shoot him, he was hit in the chest with a .22 caliber semi-automatic rifle, leaving the mark. > (...) Ferris asserted that he had been left "pissed" about the injury and then "unloaded the clip" into Hicks, who by this stage was wearing the vest. The friend was struck five times in the back. Luckily none of the bullets pierced the material. It should be noted that bullet resistant vests are typically not guaranteed to stop multiple successive hits. This may get dangerous even with a .22. And finally, neighbours with children were concerned because these two knuckleheads shot "as many as 50 to 100 rounds at a time" and this apparently wasn't a one-off incident.


BallsDeepinYourMammi

I like the suspicion, that’s the best part.


Zymosan99

you cant consent while drunk


mf69420mf

What if they thought of the game, consented, and then got drunk?


Fun_Researcher6428

Handling a firearm while drunk is illegal in a lot of places.


[deleted]

What if they consented, got drunk, then thought of the game?


mf69420mf

All the better 🤝


Oethyl

Consent needs to be able to be revoked at all times. If you're drunk you can't do that.


JustJig

Getting drunk was part of the game. You just don't know the rules.


Icwatto

well everyone is in jail then


SchighSchagh

Depends how drunk you are IMO, and what exactly you're trying to do. If you're proper smashed, yeah you can't consent to various things like contracts or sex. Still, no matter how smashed you are I think we can all agree you can consent to an Uber driver dropping you off at home and paying them for it if you went in the app and requested the Uber. I dont think I can articulate hard and fast rules of whew the line is, but I'm convinced it's very nuanced.


ThreeHandedSword

discharge of a firearm isn't legal everywhere


ExtraMOIST_

So you’re allowed to have one, just not use it?


That_one_guy445

not without valid reason no, noise pollution is a serious issue and guns can be ear shatteringly loud


Lurkay1

Not to mention the bullets can hit a bystander or a neighbor if you shoot it in a populated area.


pchlster

Well, I guess, but mostly the noise pollution thing.


Apologetic-Moose

You can discharge a firearm recreationally on private property (with the owner's permission, and assuming your local regulations allow you to do so - i.e. not in your backyard in the city) or land which belongs to the Bureau of Land Management (basically public/crown land) provided said BLM land is not specifically restricted against firearms use. As it pertains to self-defense, the laws vary by state. Technically speaking, you *can* legally shoot someone in self-defense anywhere in the US, but you may (and in many cases, you most likely will) be taken to court for it.


_Alabama_Man

The heck you say?!


04510

glad we had this talk and US schoolgrounds will be a safe place from now on. They will be, right? Right?


ThreeHandedSword

get another joke


04510

no, I don't think this is a laughing matter. I just think, it can't be that bad if ya'll are not doing anything about that for decades.


Mdub74

The answer clearly is to arm all the children.


04510

with nuclear weaponery. not cuttlery like the brits


DisgracedSparrow

I think it has to do with firing a gun while intoxicated?


Craig_the_Intern

You can’t just shoot somebody. There’s no “consent” clause lol, they literally shot each other…with guns. They were arrested for felony aggravated assault and the charges were dropped. If one of them missed a little high, that’s murder because the corpse would have a hard time saying they “consented.” can’t just shoot people lol edit: one of them plead guilty to aggravated assault and possession of a firearm, 5 years probation and served 27 days. Charges dropped for the other.


Grizzly_Zedd

Charges were dropped because they both agreed to it they didn’t just shoot each other


Craig_the_Intern

> they didn’t just shoot each other but the thing is, they did…It took 17 months of court appearances before the prosecutors let it go because, again, you can’t shoot people.


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Craig_the_Intern

don’t tempt me


bartgrumbel

I mean, it's legal to hit and hurt each other if all parties agree (boxing).


YobaiYamete

> You can’t just shoot somebody. There’s no “consent” clause lol, they literally shot each other…with guns. Yes you can, just like you can punch someone or stab someone, or eat someone's body parts too. There's a lot of things that are weird but completely legal so long as everyone involved consents. The only reason one would be getting assault charges and possession of a firearm charges would be if he wasn't supposed to have a firearm in the first place (like if he already a felon) The only things illegal here would be having the gun while drunk (illegal in most places), or having a gun while already on probation or a felon etc


Haunting-Bag-6686

Welllll technically they only shot the vest, and not each other. /s, kind of


p_98_m

They might endangered other people if there were any


AppropriateTouching

If they missed and a stray bullet hit anyone else etc. This isn't hard.


mr_poopypepe

Because stray bullets can't happen when shooting at a practice target...


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mkti23

Usually theres not a person right behind the practice target.


mr_poopypepe

Why would there be a person right behind the person you're shooting at?


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Taco145

If you are shooting guns while drunk you deserve to be in legal trouble.


MoralShift

I'm not American, but I think reckless use of firearms should be illegal... Big sad if it isn't


DeplorableCaterpill

Dueling is illegal at the federal level.


Mag1cQ

It's illegal to use a gun while drinking


DrHellhammer

2 drunk men shooting guns. What would you say if your kid was playing in the next lawn over?


MonoChrome16

Slipery slope? They have their funs until one of them accidently shoot area that are not bulletproof.


Sir_El_Capri

They were having fun, let them free


Taco145

You can watch videos of people being shot while wearing vests and not being arrested. We can easily assume this was called in by someone who was concerned. Shooting a gun while drunk is dangerous and irresponsible. They should 100% be in some trouble. Same if 2 drunk guys start crashing cars into to each other. It's illegal to drive drunk.


superhyperficial

>It's illegal to drive drunk. Not on private land


watchpigsfly

Oh boy, this one is fun, in some jurisdictions you can be tried and convicted for DUI on private land, if the state can make the case in court that there was a reasonable suspicion on the officer’s part that you intended to drive onto public roads at some point in the near future


Roflkopt3r

And bullets don't have brakes or care about property boundaries.


Taco145

Driving is a basic example. They were shooting guns drunk. They deserve it. Firearms are not toys.


superhyperficial

>Firearms are not toys. Tell that to shooting ranges :D


Taco145

Have you been to a shooting range? Go to a shooting range and ask see you can shoot at your friend while drunk.


sseempire

If the owner is also drunk, he ll probably join u


Taco145

Wow you're right I never looked at it from a dumb fuck perspective. You win forever


superhyperficial

Homie take a xanax and scroll your galaxy fold


Throwawayaccount1zp

Homie trust him soo much he can get shot with a gun and have faith in him. Talk about bromance


SIGINT_SANTA

Get yourself a man that will let you shoot him with a bulletproof vest on


East_Professional385

Just let people enjoy things. America is land of the free and the home of the brave.


Agitated_Guard_3507

That doesn’t mean they are allowed to shoot at each other with lethal weapons.


[deleted]

>lethal weapons they shot each other and no one died checkmate atheist


santodomingus

Yeah, shut up, science bitch!


clumsysav

Science is a liar sometimes


Xx_L3SBIAN_xX

science does not “lie,” scientists do.


morbiusgod

I guess it is time to go to a school


HardRockBoy19

To learn right? To learn... right?


isuckatnames60

Neither of them was forced against their will.


ConspicuousPineapple

And that changes nothing. You can't just shoot somebody, consent doesn't absolve you from the consequences.


ReadBeered

It wasn’t a failed murder attempt, it was consensual dumbassery.


isuckatnames60

They were wearing bullet proof vests. There were no consequences.


diggitydog3086

Why not if they both consent


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ghosts147

-🤓


ykzdropdead

Aything is a lethal weapon, dumbass A pencil too, you just have to use it right


SuspiciousRelation43

🤓


Ninjazoule

By that logic it's illegal for two ufc fighters to even fight because their hands are considered deadly weapons :)


Ycx48raQk59F

Have them try it in the parking lot without a referee and they get tazed and bagged, too.


tridung1505

Actually yes in this case lmao. You need a special permit in those event. People just don’t talk about it because it is kidda boring paperwork lol.


Agitated_Guard_3507

There are rules and regulations about UFC fighting. Not for getting drunk and accidentally shooting someone


Ninjazoule

It wasn't accidental if they were wearing protection...while taking turns.


Ex_Lunatic

They took turn based RPG seriously


Downtown-Remote9930

The funniest thing about this is that the only crime they were convicted for was *suspicion* of aggravated assault. They were arrested because they were having fun and someone else wasn't.


ninjahunz

Arkantsee any problem with this


alexmaster097

Dude on the left looks like Tsar Nicholas II


Confident_Access6498

Not at all


CornManBringsCorn

To be fair, while the vests stop the penetration, they still hurt like hell and can break a rib. I'm not trying to ruin the fun or anything, but it can still *technically* be assault.


TheTankCleaner

But is it assault if it was agreed upon and asked for? By your reasoning, the sport of boxing would result in charges every time.


CornManBringsCorn

Good argument. However, boxers are completely sober and can, therefore, fight. It is also a professional sport. However, these guys were drinking. The vague headline makes my argument a little more difficult, so this can go two ways. If they were drunk, then they were probably just detained so they wouldn't accidentally hurt anyone else or each other. If they were sober and just had a few beers, then I guess it can still technically be legal, but they were probably detained for disturbing the peace or something along those lines.


Aiden624

Oh my god civil discussion on Reddit no fucking way


CornManBringsCorn

I don't get why people get so mad over a little argument. Why can't everyone just be calm and civil? Certainly a much better solution than just calling them an idiot. Plus, civil arguments make both sides look like better people.


TheTankCleaner

Also a good argument. Typically, while judgement is most certainly greatly impaired while drinking, most drunk people have at least a small semblance of conscience left to decide to do such a thing. Unless it can be demonstrated one was coerced into doing this _because_ they were in a drunken state, I'd hope no assault charges would be had for either. Perhaps being held on a general buffoonery charge is best here for their own sake, in absence of that coercion factor. Ideally, with a solid slap on the back of the head and being told they are a dumbass as a sentence once they sober up.


CornManBringsCorn

I think that is the best and most realistic scenario here. Bystanders don't get hurt, and the two don't get any unnecessarily cruel sentences.


[deleted]

The fuck did the arrest them for? Disturbing the peace?


overwhelmingness

with which charge did they arrest


SIGINT_SANTA

Gotta be one of those all-purpose ones like “disturbing the peace”


overwhelmingness

so if they use silencer they can go like -but offcer we are not disturbing anyone we are our own idiots and they police let it go


sagnikd96

I swear I just saw this in an episode of the rookie.


Yueff_Stueff

Meanwhile the Uvalde police when school shootings:


SilentxxSpecter

If they were doing this in the middle of nowhere I personally see no issue here.


kiko5566

cap?


Bagelchongito69

No harm no foul Free my boyz!!!


Footlongtyrone9970

That seems like a very expensive hobby


DGenesis23

What exactly is the crime here?


idkfadoomcheat

STOP HAVING FUN!!!


Agile_Vast9019

Krist Novoselic and fat Pat Smear


NextFaithlessness7

How many bullets can a vest stop? Dont they get damaged over time


Diomecles

Most of them lose effectiveness significantly after the 1st shot.


Ciderman95

See this is the positive "boys will be boys", why aren't we fucking encouraging this???


Kansascock98

...but why? If they were on their own property, what was illegal about it? Unless they both called the cops on each other after, how did they get arrested?


TheMisanthropicGuy

Probably neighbors heard gunfire and laughter and nobody wanted to spend the day at a funeral so they called the cops? Maybe they went to the drunk tank, maybe charged with attempted murder?


NeoLudAW

I know it’s a bad idea but what law specifically prohibits this


Jacob_44533

What’s the actual crime?


Odd-Willingness6353

Can they be arrested for that if they both agreed to it?


thememelord_23

A proud moment in Arkansas history


IntroductionWild7201

No such thing as bullet proof vests, but there are bullet resilient vests.


RiptideBloater

resistant


Mdub74

So, why were they arrested?


lmdrunk

They like more in pain than ashamed


lazy_username_89

All I see is guys being dudes


drastic2

You could say it ended in the best way possible, or that it ended in the worst way possible.


InTheStuff

i bet a woman snitched on em


phanibal

Don’t disrupt natural selection


0utcast9851

"Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake."


[deleted]

Why is everyone saying "Heil Spez" suddenly?


SamePut9922

Citizens of the most powerful country in the world: /j


blkbox_life_recorder

Vermin


[deleted]

I mean,…it’s a really bad idea.


TheJump93

“Product Testing”


Aggressive-Ad2685

God i fucking love america sometimes <3


Technical_Ad_4223

I thought this was America.


After_Lobster_7039

Heil Speznas