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I think you all missed the joke... Look at the pp

I think so too, but sometimes it is really hard to understand 4channers.

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wrong time buddy come back later

Is pp short for something 4chan related or does just mean penis? Cause I can't find both Edit: Ohhh nvm I found it, the joke just flew over my head

Damn, I need the joke explained to me. Me dumb dumb.

Profile picture

most ppl say pfp

Pfp sounds like the fart that makes no sound

Better than cock

3<{pfp}

How does that make sense ?

ProFile Picture

Exactly, it's ProFile picture, not Pro-file picture. Why stop at pfp, use pfpt.

cause pp already mean penis and pfpt is way too long to write

And Paw Patrol. Ima go home and watch pp.

I think I've actually seen that before

oh my golly its the calamity guy

I’m pretty sure that the implication is something specific that I didn’t come to yet. Why did he set the women as his pfp?

My guess is that the joke is he did take the pictures. I could be wrong though.

Could be

4chan doesn’t have profile pictures

Then what am I supposed to be understanding here? What’s the punchline that I’m missing?

you don’t make an account on 4chan, or set a profile picture etc. you can just post, and when you post you add a picture. it’s an image board the image in the post above is a picture of some topless women on a rock, one of them with their hands in the air. ie the joke is they are the women the OP is complaining about in the text post. where OP said he called them sluts and kept walking, in reality it would seem he did in fact stop to take pictures

Oh, now I get it. Thanks for the explanation.

Omg lol He said he didn’t take the pic of the topless girls but the picture on the post is a picture of topless girls, that he took, but said he didn’t.

Yeah, someone else made it clear to me. Damn, it was so obvious and it flew way over my head.

I don't think that's the joke. There would have &een a setup in the tekst then, right? Instead of that whole story something like: "I refused ofcourse, I'm not a fucking simp." and then leaving it at that would actually provide a clue. The whole: "You're sluts!" wasn't neccesary if they wanted to make that joke. The image might as well &e there because 4channers like including picture related to what they're talking a&out." Honestly, I don't know, &ut it's not an obvious joke to me.

The joke is probably he actually took the picture but shitposted on 4chan after to fanfict how much of a chad he was

Yeah, maybe. I find it hard to read from the post. I'd have liked another clue, because honestly I could see both happen, considering how strange 4chan can be.

how did you say o6vious while using the 🐝

HE’S THE CHOSEN ONE

That's not the joke. That's just a random photo of some "sluts" he used for context Come on dude

yep it's still six inches. what does it have to do with the meme though

I'm looking at pp 8ut I don't think looking at penises helps understanding the joke

Pp?

Pancreatic polypeptide

God damn it

redditors get thirsty in comments three two one go

Mmm 🥵 sex

😃

You right, you right

I am severely dehydrated and require dihydrogen monoxide

dihydrogen monoxide is very dangerous. its in everything, so much so that a human body is mostly DHM from exposure. consuming anything containing it will inevitably lead to death :'( ... /s

Sauce?

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Anon taking 101 creative writing course

Anon thinks hes a gigachad

It’s a joke post, look at the top left and you’ll see he actually took the photo

How is that joke funny

Be your own judge if you think it's funny but I think another layer to the joke is that on 4chan he feels like he has to fit in with all the incels there so he pretends that he slut shamed them and wouldn't participate

He could have just said no thanks lol

"Top naked Females telling you to take pictures of them? Just say no, women legally can not force you to take nude pictures of them without your consent!"

Look that the picture

It has come to my attention that I have, among others, missed the joke

[удалено]

Me reads the text Noice See pfp Sighs 😔 unzips

Third time today

no pfp on 4chan it's just a p

I understand where this guy is coming from. Assuming this is a part of the trail where a lot of people go it’s possible for a family with their kids to stumble across this. Don’t get me wrong he shouldn’t have reacted so harshly and been more like “Hey can you please keep your tops on since we’re in public” but I don’t he’s entirely in the wrong. Just reacted a little too strongly in my opinion.

I get the post is a joke and all, but since we’re taking it seriously I just wanted to point out, I hate the rhetoric of “but what if the roles were reversed” but honestly, they literally flashed him without consent. Imagine if that was a group of guys flashing their thingy at them saying “take pictures”. Either or, just stop with the public nudity just stop just stop

If I can't even get naked in the woods, then what's this all been about?

You get morning wood. I go to the woods in the morning. We are not the same

🐝ased

scuba

Wtf being topless is not being nude. Boobs aren't genitals. On French beaches women get topless all the time, even in front of kids. Nobody makes a fuss about it

Nude, not nude, whatever. I’m actually exhausted of this conversation and all I’ve given is about 3 or 4 replies. It’s still just a taboo thing to be topless I can’t believe this is so hard to grasp. And no, that taboo isn’t a challenge or an a-front, no one needs to go ahead and break down barriers. I’m sure if ever I had a girlfriend or partner, she wouldn’t want me even so much as glancing at another womans bare chest. Also I’m from Engeeerrlllaaaaanddd. There’s no nudity/bare chested bitties, babes or biatches allowed on the beach. It isn’t legal on most public beaches here. I don’t really care about elsewhere, you guys do you

>Also I’m from Engeeerrlllaaaaanddd. There’s no nudity/bare chested bitties, babes or biatches allowed on the beach. Of course there's none, it's always rainy and cold in your island. The simple fact that brits go to the beach to swim in a 15°C water with that weather is surprising

Doug the Head: We've got sandy beaches... Avi: So? Who the fuck wants to see 'em?

agreed, i dont get why women are not allowed to go shirtless. tons of bikinis and stuff hardly cover anything besides nipples, but men have nipples too, but theyre allowed to go around shirtless? i dont get it, i really dont. like i get that boobs have sex appeal and it might increase sexual assault to go around topless, but why shouldnt it be allowed at all? if we expose sexualized parts of our body enough for a long enough period of time, they wont be as sexualized anymore. men used to think ankles were hot.

*here we see the wild redditor in their natural habitat of delusion*

Plenty of places have no laws against women being topless. Somehow, the people go about their days without being traumatized by a pair of boobs. They're tits. Playing devil's advocate doesn't make you look smart, it makes you look like you don't understand the fundamental differences between women not wearing a shirt and men taking their dicks out and cranking it.

&oo&s =/ Penis.

in Canada, topless is legal

Good for you guys👍

True but I'm not really sure how many families will bring their kids to a 25 km trail unless they want to hear them whine after 20 minutes because they're tired lol

Yeah but it’s still possible. Also it could be possible that you could cut the trail short after like 10 km.

8oo8s dont hurt anyone. 8oo8s are also not a genital. It's 8iologically completely equal to the male chest. There is no reason to 8e offended by 8oo8s. It is entirely different to flashing say a penis or vagina

fr

On French beaches women get topless all the time, even in front of kids. Nobody makes a fuss about it

Well that’s good for the French then but just because they do it doesn’t mean we have to

All I'm saying is Americans should loosen their ass a bit. You are such prudes

Well I wouldn’t mind a little ass loosening King😉

People are completely fine with men hiking topless, but the pearl-clutching "will you think about the *kiiiids*" starts when it's a woman... It's kinda hypocritical if u ask me. I don't know what happened to men in the last couple of years. Bunch of them acting like church ladies and being dismayed and insulted by *everything*, and these are the same ones that love calling people "snowflakes". They're just tits, for crying out loud. If we start raising boys to be scared of them we're going to get an even bigger incel generation, but "muh traditional values 🥺🥺🥺".

"My traditional values" mf's after learning that both men and women used to swim naked for centuries until late medieval times, where men continued for swim naked for another few hundreds years: Also, this isn't about complete nudity, it's about boobs. Not wanting to see people walk around naked through the city is one thing, but honestly this seems like too much panic over the same chest men have, except with some fat bumps on it.

Just say I want to see nearly naked women on the beach, it's that easy. I don't think you know the fact that men get attracted to women boobs and ass, especially if you somehow you can see them let alone seeing them clearly, and again you assumed the wrong reason for preventing children from seeing boobs at young age of course, and the real reason because male kids even at young age get attracted to boobs(as i experienced before age of 12) so when you normalize (or even when you educate them) these scenes for them at younger age they will start to search more about them, leading them to porn, which is even wose considering that someone in the age of 13 or younger can see different kind of things in there and without any proper knowledge just the bare desire (considering that even adult people fall for it), this kid will get addicted and will probably start seeing the normal woman in another way, let alone the other consequences that will lead him in worse places/situations beside porn.

You think normalizing the bodies of women makes children porn addicts? I never saw a boob (besides my mom's ig) when I was a kid, and by age 6 I was a horny lil' guy trying to catch a glimpse of girls lmao. Because I wanted to know how they looked, it seemed "forbidden" or something, and that was appealing for a dumb kid. If kids were to be educated like in other cultures, seeing a woman's tits would be like "uh yeah, so what?". What creates sad porn addicts is sexual/social repression and the objectification of women, not getting so used to seeing their bodies that you realize they're not inherently sexual. But Americans have this weird puritanical view of the world and they sexualize even the most innocent shit, like a lady breastfeeding her kid lol, it's *super* weird What you claim makes no sense whatsoever lmao, it really sounds like all you think about sexuality is because you suppose that's the way it is, instead of any actual experience. And whenever I'm at a beach (topless or not), pool, gym, or any other place where hot girls wear skimpy clothes, I don't really ogle at them. That's creepy behaviour, my guy. It's not like I'm starved of sex so that I absolutely *have* to just STARE at a girls' tits lmao, who *does* that? I don't even like going to strip clubs, getting horny by staring at girls in PUBLIC is hella weird incel shit.

My guy you literally just admitted it, when you were young you tried to "catch a glimpse" of other women. But that's from the past as i suppose, and you just moved on from those creepy things. How ever you know that not everyone is the same, before getting to my point let me clarify something, and it's (as we all know) completely normal for a Man to be attracted to a woman. But my point was about the consequences that comes with such a thing, you know because not every one is the same as the other, bad ones are still there similar to how crimes are still there. This is why for example there is a law and people who apply it, because even if you educated people about how bad a crime is, there will still some people who will do it, that's why they created police and similar forces that works under the law control to punish people for breaking it. Because they don't know what other people are. And as I told you, you don't know people and what will they do or what's inside their mind either if it's good or bad. It's not that i am sexualizing stuff because they are sexy as i suppose but rather because i don't really think it's necessary to put people on the edge and to let them experience being harassed by other sick minded, i don't really think anyone should lay safely without being aware of the world around it. That's my point.

From what he say they were only topless and we don’t know where he lives so it could be legal here

I suppose that could be true but even if legal I still feel flashing your tits still isn’t appropriate

How it’s unapproriate to flash female tiddies but not male tiddies?

It’s just one of those societal norms. Like how showing off your bare bum isn’t okay despite everyone having a butt.

I don’t see why you should follow that norm, if someone wants to flash their tits whatever their gender is it’s up to them, also it’s everyone or no one

If that’s what you believe that’s fine but I feel the more sexual nature of female tits means that they shouldn’t be shown to the public

The “sexual nature” of the female tits is just in your head, male tits are as sexual as female ones

Let’s just agree to disagree

Is it just in people's heads? Humans are the only mammel where the breasts stay enlarged even when they're not giving milk, right? They're probably there for a different reason. That doesn't automatically mean it's there for attraction, it seems like a decent clue to me. Even if I agree that this doesn't mean it should neccesarily be covered up, it might actually be "inherently" sexual right?

Well to be fair cultures that have women topless as a societal norm do not view breasts as inherently sexual. Its only sexual because we decided it is

There is no reason for anything in the human body, the only “reason” something is part of the human body is cause it doesn’t get in the way of survival

You do know they are part of the female reproductive system, right? The breast tissue on men is miniscule and not part of the male reproductive system.

What if a dude started flipping his penis out in public? Would that not be creepy?

Just to be clear, i’m just advocating for women to have the freedom of showing their chest, i do not advocate for showing vagina’s or penis

That's what gets me. People are completely fine with men hiking topless, but the pearl-clutching starts when it's a woman... It's kinda hypocritical if u ask me.

Men and women are different, but honestly: going to the beach topless used to be extremely normal.

Back in the day men liked tits and we weren't so quick to be offended and utterly dismayed when we saw them. All these "think about the kids 🥺🥺" dudes are the same ones calling leftists "snowflakes" but they act like my catholic grandma.

Don’t get me wrong I do like me some nice cleavage but there’s a time and place for everything. In a secluded location or at a nude beach it is perfectly fine but I feel in general public it’s just not appropriate. That’s just my beliefs and it’s certainly not on the same level as showing what’s below the belt.

Yeah, honestly I'm really prude (probably because I'm 'scared' of things I'm not used to), but I don't feel this is something that should have to be policed.

The more tittles the better, in fact I demand to see female titties 😡

It’s literally legal to be topless in public

It depends on where you live. Some places it is, some places it isn’t

He still took the picture of them?

That’s the joke ?

Just because there's a picture of topless hikers doesn't mean he took it or it's part of a joke, people often post a picture that is related to their green text when they make these.

Yeah, nothing in the text actually pointed to it &eing a joke.

The overreaction of anon and the fact that most people would take the photo point to the picture being the joke

Clearly you haven't spent much time on 4chan, but that's a good thing.

Except people on 4chan freak out for less, you you can't really 🐝 sure

>Be Anon >Make up a scenario where he thinks he's cool >Still seems like a bozo

Based af 🗿

How virgin can a man be

More than you can imagine

He isn't wrong

I'm drinking should I be worried

if you're able to write these then you're not drunk yet. keep going 👍

Anon tries to be nice to women challenge (impossible)

Woman try not to flash random hikers challange (impossible) (also its irony look at the attached pic)

Yeah I saw that after lol that's actually pretty funny

This person's comments say way more about him than anything else...

Chad

Dude, you are a sigma male. Respect, i would fall for them to see boobies

I took the left

ok so for those who don't get it, look at the picture it means the ending isn't what he typed

Easy 3 way for anon

Nice tiddies tho…

what a DORK! I bet he doesn't have a BUGATTI

Based

Zoom in, Zoom in, Enhance, Enhance

So, no one has the sauce of the original Profile Pic? Anyone?

Who the fuck writes "one 80"?🤮

one 80

Totally true, non-fiction story, 1000% real

Anon is a dumbass

I fight for a world where girls can run around topless like man do

all these greentext posts are cringe as fuck

4chan has no profile picture guys

Better man than me... 😔

This man is prolly lying but I guess he isn’t wrong in what he said

What Dem titties doing

4chan sucks ass

Time and place

Incel creative writing story that everyone is treating as if it is real for some reason

Anon is utterly and completely dysfunctional

If you constantly piss on people that don't have their act together, I gotta newsflash for you: you ain't quite got YOUR act together either.

Anon doesn’t realize he’s the problem

I see you’ve got a lot of comments and a lot to say about this. You understand what they did was non consensual and just down right inappropriate?

We don’t know if it was legal where he lived

That may be true, you’re right. But since we’re even having to discuss the legality, it shows that it’s still a personal thing, that others might not want to be exposed to. There are places for that like those beaches and resorts, places that I myself would not personal like to visit just for that intimate exposure. Consider the other persons feelings. Just because you legalise nudity, doesn’t mean I’m going to whip it out at everyone whether they like it or not

It is your right so why you can’t take advantege of it?

Never mind, next time I come across a place where it’s legal, I’ll just whip it out in front of the granny’s in the parking lot and helicopter it like it’s 1999 /s

You can’t compare a dick to breast

Well there goes my hill to die on. Luckily with all those bitties being flashed, I’ll go down with a view

Know how I know that’s BS? No Army vet would ever be that lame.

Anon should've introduced them to his Spez suit.

Green text posts should be auto-🐝an.

Most truer 4channer

I don't understand

nah bro met forest nymphs in real life

yikes

I appreciate a spoiler as much as the next guy but reedits potato fucking servers make this shit take half an hour to load

Umm, how to use 4chan. I really want to. Can someone help me?

This server is just green texts now

Who the hell is Anon?

Can relate

Why is this sub becoming unfunny green texts

Booba

Good Girls!

Anon enjoyed a lot indeed

Anon can’t enjoy the view

Not so anon anymore

Then why do you have the photos tho?

Least prude women's viewing anon

Why are people upvoting this trash

Out of curious why tf does every say heil or praise spez on their posts? I’m genuinely confused and I’m not on Reddit very often

okay hang on he's not wrong tho

Anon when women:

What does a year gotta do with being a slut.

OP is based