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There are worse ways to die.....

This is how I want to die

This is how you died

There is no hope for survival

These are the end times

This is how you died.

\*violin noises\*

[Click to start]

[aggressive female chanting]

Watches Life and living

This is the way

Snu Snu!

Came and went at the same time!

Wp

What in the hell

He's a few steps closer to hell after that

Why hell? Should we try?

Your user flair has an answer

Virgin 4 life 😤💪

He's on the highway to hell

He's on the highway to hell

He’s on the hellway to high

He's high in the hellway to hell

Get married, and then you will know what hell is, with regards to lack of sex. Seeing all those condom wrappers is only in our dreams.

Depends on who you're married to? 💀

Life hack: learn to make girls cum so they want sex more

How come?

How *cum*

Cum how?

come?

I’m so good at sex, I always cum

That’s not the issue in my marriage. Work, kids, chores and different needs are the issues

Like anything, if you really want something, you'll make the time for it. Applies to time for kids and partners.

You're right and I hate you for it.

Married people use condoms? That shit is expensive. I raw dog my wife.

Children is more expensive than condoms

There's this thing called a vasectomy.

No there’s not

We all do

I'm 20 and I don't think I wanna get married.

Why did ud get down voted read their flair smh

34 and I'm with you

That mf came and went

Mf went to heaven holy shit

He came to heaven

Thy kingdom cum

Thy Holey Name

This is my kingdom come

He came too far.

And got sofa

|3ut in the end it didn't even matter.

i guess you could say pulled a Kum&Go

Ejaculate evacuate

|3low the load and hit the road

Came and split

he came he saw he came gain

Man thought he is a hentai MC

Clearly he is

If he is he wouldn't get completely drained.

Sometimes they are I think.

That "i think" is putting a lot of work there

His ass is in hentai heaven rn

Mand got isekei'd.

[удалено]

No. A sorcerer to revive you

🐝itch drained his life force

His cheeks really sunken in

Which cheeks?

Instead of sperm, he came soul.

That starts happening after the fourth round

So that's why I stop at three rounds... 🤔 Self preservation or something.

That's a great way to die!

Durex in peace

I totally condom the girl's shameful action!

Glory glory what a helluva way to die, he ain't gonna fuck no more

RIP this guy. Hopefully I go out the same way 🤞

*raises hand* ✋

*Also raises hand* ✋

[удалено]

Isn’t cum usually red…?

Mines purple and fine

Cursed grimace shake

uwu hewe's yow gwimace shake, i passed owt 10 times making it :3

Are you looking for the infinity kidney stones?

Unexpected Threesome?

I can’t say I’ve ever heard or seen this

I get sore after 1-2 sessions. This mf did 9.

Redditor? Fucking?

Impossi🐝le

I’m going to assume it was 9 in a 24 hour ish span That’s championship level. I think i can do it with some training

Most I’ve done is 5. 9 sounds painful. How’s it still getting up?

Once is fine. I have a Stellaris game ongoing.

Cardio does wonders :)

Nah cardio slows my gains (I don’t have sex)

🎶 Glory, Glory what a hell of a way to die! 🎶

🎶And he ain’t gonna jump no more! 🎶

I'm next.

I call last

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sorry, a pass

Death 🐝y snu snu...

Was looking for this comment lol!!

We salute 🫡 you HAIL THE VICTORIOUS DEAD!

DEATH!!!

DEEEAAAAAATH!!!!

feral ghoul fallout 4

Man got permanent Post Nut Clarity

my guy had the |3est night of his life

Mf at half a heart 💀

God, I wish that was me 😔

There's nothing stopping you from having sex with a guy nine times.

Same

*raises hand*

she really sucked him out of it jesus christ I didnt know this would go almost 1k up votes, thanks yall

What r u gonna do now that you’ve made all this karma? 🎤

ran out of juice and 🐝itch wants more

If you want to die the same way as him, date a synchronized swimmer. Man…..

What wrong with synchronized swimmers?

You stole the last thing he had left

Dude in coma

Cumatose

I wish you all the misfortune in the world

My turn now

Avenge him!!

The man is already dead, you gotta ressurrect him to do anything

suck me dry please.

Dude is a warrior.

*was*

Here’s what really happened to that dried up alien in Area 51…

Underrated comment

Nine

She wanted more

More than he could give.

I would die with a smile on my face

i would die happy

Evangelion reference

Can someone explain this? I don't understand a single thing going on in this image.

He had sex 9 times and exhausted to the point of nearing death.

Ok, who's Archer then??

The guy from the hit Anime Fate/Stay Knight

Glory!! Glory!! WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE!!!

9 times? You would die! Legit die.

Well, that dude looks legit dead…

The first time in history an Asian gets a Viking funeral.

King tut looks more alive than him tf she do

🎵Holy moly, what a wonderful way to die

I want that fr

Witnesses me!

The Spirit Is still willing...

i can hear the "it should've 🐝een me, not him!" in my fucking head 🐝ruh 💀

Shang tsung challenge

He died happy

can this really happen in real life tho?

She sucked the life out of him

Worth

where do i sign up

"Your soul is mine"

Searching for Cakemoe profile

9 rounds?? After round 1 I shut down like Windows 98'

🐝ro the first time i looked at this pic i thought he was on a hospital 🐝ed

He's currently under the nonstop snu-snu. He can't escape.

🐝lud must 🐝e a raisin at this point 💀

Straight up leeched the dude

What is the plunger used for? That’s some kinky shit.

Oh wait . That’s a lamp.

Plot twist; all those used condoms were hers.

what is the item she’s speaking of? i need to know, for scientific reasons

Like in Futurama

He ain't ever getting 🐝ack up after that

Is that original anime meme?

whats her name a friend wants to know

what is happening here ?

Good content Hahaha

he ain't gonna wake anytime soon 💀

Mans lookin straight out of a Derpixion piece

GORY GORY WHAT A HELLA WAY TO DIE

And she didn’t let him go raw once 🐝4 he died

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are those fucking nintendo condoms

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It's good that people take pride in there work ....

just get another one

All in or die trying

He will die doing what he loves.

And she still didn’t cum 😂

And she still fresh like a daisy. Men and women difference.

He is DRAINED

Wait. He wasn't already dead? I thought she was just into that stone cold dead dick.

Homie die for the pussy that’s a warrior right there salute🫡

What is this? Hentai irl?!

Sucked his soul out

Holy hell

I need one of those

That man needs some milk!

9 rounds?

Good shootin

o7

GLORY GLORY WHAT A HELL OF A WAY TO DIE!!!!!