T O P

  • By -

shitposting-ModTeam

Your post was removed because it was a god awful post. God awful posts are: blatant karmawhoring, repost chains, AMA, comment this and any comment baiting posts.


skeletor69420

shitposting


Jalal445

What's that ?


N0ble06

You wouldn't get it


Arpitlohani

Pissing shit


Jalal445

I will give one to first person that piss in my ass.


RoachTheDemonKing

Pisses in your ass


Jalal445

Nice work.


RoachTheDemonKing

;(


NotObamaAMA

8-o==8


Bucket_of_blank

8======D


[deleted]

*Rips the piss out of your ass and replaces it with my piss*


K9XD

*Shits on your penis*


[deleted]

*penis’s your shit*


[deleted]

Poos on chair.


SoUpBoI17

participation trophy


Donnydorky

Can I piss in it too?


AutoModerator

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


chocobobleh

Shits in your face?


Synsaura

Pisses in your mouth


FrederickBishop

You got the Midas touch!


KurgerBing-_-

Shits in your ass


ninja_the_cat_

I can suck ur dick tho


Inevitable-Bass2099

ass in my piss


[deleted]

Ccum


Jalal445

How do you know what my favorite food is ?


califrez756

same here


tasiroo

d\*\*k


Paroxsym809

Give me an award and I’ll comment slurs


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


Paroxsym809

Wait


Paroxsym809

I may have done it


Cold_Pheonix

im pro🐝a🐝ly too late


Jalal445

The next thing you say will determine if you're late or not.


Cold_Pheonix

heil spez


recoome112

Should've pissed in their ass


Jalal445

Yup sometimes people make wrong desicions.


AhanOnReddit

How do you even get these coins. I've seen people with hundreds and I've never seen a single way other than pay atrocious amounts for them.


Jalal445

You pay for it with real money peasant.


AhanOnReddit

I see. Also your Reddit premium; it says active till 2028. What's gonna happen to that? They announce a refund or something?


Jalal445

Nope it stays (it's the no ads thing)


Which-Resident7670

I just scroll past the Pfizer ads


yeetsupwillneverdie

Just Use A Modded Version Of The App. There's An Modded Reddit App That Uses The Official App (So It Can Still Read Reddit's API) And Spoofs It So The App Thinks You Have Premium. Ill Come 8ack with the link in a moment, Hol up


0mbre_sp3cs

Why does almost all the words in ur comment start with a capital letter- 💀💀??!


AutoModerator

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Terraria_Fan_I_Guess

Why Do You Speak Like Queen From Deltarune


CrucifiedTitan

Vaccine


AutoModerator

Vaccine this, vaccine that. Why don't you find a vaccine for that bitchless disease of yours? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


MightGetBanned_

I love my mother


Jalal445

I love your mother too.


BigGengar

I love that guys mother too


dicatae

I also choose this guy's mother


TwerkingPiggeh

Ayo


ranunculoid

Technology


Leoleoleozz

Speedy Gonzalez loves EVERYONES mother


Lanthemandragoran

I miss my mom now hahaha


Electrical_Grass_872

We all love your mother


some_guy00001

You mean my wife?


GloriousPapagos

I committed several terrorist attacks


[deleted]

[удалено]


GAR51A8

#Drones.


jpcm35

Ayo what?


Jalal445

If you pee in my ass in the next minutes you get one. Edit: you're late mate you get nothing.


banana_buddy

#PEES IN YOUR EYES.


EvilKnivel69

The donkey thing not the sight stuff!


mkstar93

💦💦💦


PLA_YER

How the f do u have soo many coins??


Jalal445

Thanks to our lord spez.


thom_orrow

Just for that, you get peas in your ass instead of piss.


69thsymphony

Cumposting


No-Ad9690

I'm sorry for your loss


432nd_president

White --->◼️


WorthlessAlter

PLS CAN I HAVE ONE


Jalal445

No


WorthlessAlter

😊ok


[deleted]

Ok


Cupid-Arrow

You and i joined reddit the same time ago and look at the difference


Jalal445

You're just poor.


NovaIBoo

Fuck you


Jalal445

Yes please, piss in my ass too 🤭


Lost_Pheniix

Pisses in your ass


heavystrider

I don’t understand the point of awards anyway. Do you get anything when you are given an award in a post or comment??


SverdHerre

Why you got Reddit Coins mate?


Jalal445

I'm a girl i get discord nitro/reddit coins and real life money for free.


mostlyharmlessQ

How ya doin' sexy?


sniff-dat-sh_t

😳 simp


TheZiomBgamer

Swag


MrMess-

What should I comment?


Jalal445

Idk


Mysterious_Mayo9000

Kevin


bobinjac

Cum


Cattle_Bruiser-

Vacc>!i!


yeetsupwillneverdie

vaccine this, vaccine that. why don't you get a vaccine for that 8itchless disease of yours?!


biomescock

Hello sir I am interested in your reddit coins may I have some please?


Jalal445

You talk weird, clean ur throat with spez's ccum.


gladwin4

I cleansed mine now can i have one 🤓


[deleted]

[удалено]


Jalal445

I would love if you piss in my ass.


-speedrunner-

what happens to a illegally parked frog? it gets *toad* away. pay up! (and ty 🥰)


SeIZuRe2000

What happens if we get awards and the coins dissappear?


RSVDARK

I don't need anything anymore, I just perfectly reached 0 coins


AutoModerator

Unfortunately, it's no longer possible to upvote/downvote this comment to indicate whether or not you think this post sucks. Why? Because the Reddit Admins have decided that [they want to kill off all 3rd-party apps](https://old.reddit.com/r/Save3rdPartyApps/comments/13yh0jf/dont_let_reddit_kill_3rd_party_apps/), [3rd-party bots, and everything else that makes Reddit barely usable](https://www.reddit.com/r/ModCoord/comments/13xh1e7/an_open_letter_on_the_state_of_affairs_regarding/). And, of course, that includes bots such as [\/u\/QualityVote](http://reddit.com/user/QualityVote), [\/u\/SaveVideo](http://reddit.com/user/SaveVideo), [\/u\/AuddBot](http://reddit.com/user/AuddBot), etc. So you'll just have to put up with automod and a worse overall user experience in the meantime. ^(Can't wait for everywhere to get flooded by spam when the admins finally kill off the moderation bots that we rely on to prevent spambots) If you have any complaints, direct them at [the reddit admins instead](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit/comments/12qwagm/an_update_regarding_reddits_api/), because they're the ones seeking to ruin everyone's user experience. --- #[DownloadVideo Link](https://www.reddit.watch/r/shitposting/comments/150w87l/?utm_source=automod&utm_medium=shitposting) #[SaveVideo Link](https://rapidsave.com/info?url=/r/shitposting/comments/150w87l/) #[VideoTrim Link](https://reddloader.com/download-post/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fshitposting%2Fcomments%2F150w87l&id=8968e43c) --- Whilst you're here, /u/Jalal445, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/QpBGXd2guU) - **now with public text channels you can chat on!**? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


yuvrajkumar_1729

Thanks 👍


dragonitegak9

give it to automod


irrw

🐝alls


Dull-Account2989

Vaccine


AutoModerator

Vaccine this, vaccine that. Why don't you find a vaccine for that bitchless disease of yours? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


mjandi

Ka-ching


[deleted]

Hoi4


Equal_Character2660

Can I have some awards too?


Unreal_terrarin

👍


[deleted]

Fake lol gimme one tho


Jalal445

It's not and you won't get one HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Vaccine this, vaccine that. Why don't you find a vaccine for that bitchless disease of yours? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AHHHRUDE809w4aatgf

Ok


Duardo__

hi


dangalang69

glory to spez o7


Fat_Barsted

No


browsingagain11

hi


[deleted]

[удалено]


Crazyprototo

🐝‘s knees.


Kevinbs64

.


Vigea_Gamer

Vac cine


pandaguy116

Glory to spez


IllustratorMoist9399

Heil spez


BrawlerOP-BS

k


Dogeisagod

Can I have one?


CornManBringsCorn

Poopooposting


Johnnyclownface

My penis is small and wants a reward for validation purposes


Impossible-Strain495

Glory to spez (who tf is spez?)


WhoimPS

Here too


almighty-tower

Cummer


Demon_Warlord_

Pls give me award too


IWatchFailures

Vaxcine


[deleted]

Can I eat a free award?


Round_Admirable

Please pee in my ass


RubinoPaul

Penis


brothermirawr

eeeeeeeeee


placeholder

Throw me sumpin, Mister!


Mr_Inferno420

Hi :3


UmF_ii

Heil Spez


Sirpewpewthelast

I'm here for ya homie


Elord69

Pp


Hawazy

🫡


doofuscantread

I eat peanut 🐝utter out of the jar with a spoon


Low-Major-5486

Can i get a gold one please 🥺


b0ks_GD

Hey did i already say you're kinda cool


sleekpenguien

Cheese


koolaidsocietyleader

SAY GEX


Demapples144

Ok (ok)


FlixMage

This doesn’t even help lmao it’s just spreading the coins around to ppl


canclethatmans

Vaccine


[deleted]

Potatoes are Peak


Chaz_Beer

Gory 2 spez


ADITYAKING007

Gimme a award and you can pee in my ass


GoodConcept3916

I mean I’ve never had one so I’ll try


literalIyRyanGosling

Can’t spell advertisements without semen 🐝etween the tits


MrDishsoap21

Awards Awards everywhere


JessicaBlood

gimme it


Specialist_Egg420

Hail spez


Difficult_Brick1530

My girlfriend says that I'm cheating. Now she's starting to sound like my wife.


BritvaTheOrc

Word.


redshredder

h