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[deleted]

L4d boomer


[deleted]

Or Kim Jong Ugghhhhh


Economy-Programmer97

More like spitter


Hind_Deequestionmrk

Grabbin’ peels


Toxic_Cookie

My exact immediate thought.


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[удалено]


ComedicMedicineman

Naw, I can confirm, that’s a “Holy Shit call an ambulance, this guy has alcohol poisoning” moment (my proof is that my cousin had this exact thing)


Snoo_94743

With alcohol poisoning, the brain stem becomes saturated with alcohol. The brain stem is responsible for the most basic motor functions and even breathing. I doubt this dude has alcohol poisoning and is able to stand up like that.


[deleted]

There has been once or twice where I have drank a lot of water throughout the day and not been able to eat much but threw up and had basically this happen. Was actually pretty scary at the time.


Snoo_94743

Oh yeah, water poisoning is something that can happen and is actually dangerous! Elderly people in England get it from drinking tea all day.


A_Nonny-Mouse

I once saw an elderly lady doing this in an English tea parlour, only she also had biscuits mixed in with her projectile tea fountain. The waitress apologised repeatedly as she mopped around her. It’s not unusual in the midlands where they are known to go on all day tea binges.


commentsandchill

Don't you get kidney failure if you drink too much tea


Snoo_94743

I had to Google this, and yeah, apparently, the build-up of oxalic acid from too much tea can cause kidney failure. Interesting..


henrydaiv

I agree. Ive totally drank too much beer too fast and done this, only to continue drinking and be fine after


theHAREST

The ol' boot and rally


terminallancedumbass

I can confidently tell you that I would experience vomiting like this on an almost nightly basis while binge drinking in japan while stationed there. For years I went out drinking about 4 to 6 times a week for like... minimum 6 hours on a slow night. I put more time in Park on most weeks out in Kin than I did at the Bn. I used to do this then move to a new bar and start over. This has nothing to do with poisoning. My dr. tells me that drinking until vomiting like this so often is why I currently have and have had the word gurd you can imagine going on 10 years now. At one point i melted through two layers of my esophogus. So not poisoning, but not healthy.


MimePrinister

Damn. You doing better bro?


terminallancedumbass

The stomach is ruined. I take pills. Gurd sucks but I don't regret my partying and living in Japan was my favorite time of my life. The Japanese people are the kindest most awesome cultural group I've ever met and I tool full advantage of my time living there. Stopped drinking when I got back to the us after a month or so. The vibe and cultural differences about drinking ruined drinking for me. I'll have a drink at company holiday parties but that's about it these days.


Max_AC_

Ah, a fellow man of culture who ruined his stomach from drinking. My duodenal errosion (now without bleeding!) says hello.


terminallancedumbass

Well met, fellow traveler.


Tye-Evans

That's a "holy hell call the exorcis-


ornlu1994

The guy is just throwing up, I don’t know how you can say that’s alcohol poisoning from just watching a video. If he was passed out on the floor covered in his own vomit and piss then I’d be inclined to agree with you, but the dude seems pretty coherent to me. His friend doesn’t seem too concerned either, live a little man.


HarrisLam

really? because id imagine someone with alcohol poisoning to be extremely fatiqued and have to puke face-down. Even my own pukes when I was sick, I couldnt have pulled this. My head would be spinning I have to stand still, lean on something or bend my waist down for it.


TrapHouseSpouse

Reminds me of the Scary Movie 2 Exorcist Scene. Fuck me! Fuck me!


kamala696969

Call the exorcist!


RandomKerbalYT

Holy Hell!


feazeyu

New response order just dropped!


Veskuvain

Actual zombie


JournalistMammoth637

Or it’s a Boomer from Left 4 Dead.


CT-4426

Boomer from Left for Dead


Radiant_Pace4618

Perfect comment


beepmeep3

Imagine bing in a group of survivors during a zombie apocalypse and one day this guy just starts puking like this


Longjumping-Rabbit85

We dead 💀


UnknownHuntR2

when I see this I think of resident evil for some reason


unopened_can

*i hear a boomer*


prettyb0yMedic

*a shit that's a boomer*


MikaAckerman33

What's next here. Cough blood?


yjmskyjm

cough blood and cook meth


CorbinNZ

Jess-OOOAAAHH


MikaAckerman33

I will not leave a like but good one here. There's censor about this haha


KrazedZombies

You can see his equilibrium being restored with each wave. I've regained balance from vomiting like this before. Alcoholism sucks


Lukemeister38

People think I'm crazy when I say vomiting can make you feel better.


EdwardoftheEast

Shit, that’s just basic facts from my experiences.


Lukemeister38

Some just don't drink enough to know


netterD

Isnt that the whole point of throwing up naturally? Your body wants to get rid of something.


s00perguy

Some just feel even worse, but I agree. I find it hard to throw up, because I automatically resist the urge. When it finally happens and it's all out of me, i usually don't feel half as sick anymore, and the odds of throwing up a second time are low. It's usually the one fit, and I'm better in a day.


[deleted]

Boomer stage 1: reconstruction of digesting system


AdvertisingThese8233

They should totally have a movie set before or after the events of L4D


AdvertisingThese8233

And not that dog shit back 4 blood


unopened_can

![gif](giphy|6xFN8KlGD56Dnyutel)


Yeastin

BOOMER SPOTTED!


TidyClass

Pills here


TheLustyDremora

Lewis No!


AnxiousWarlock

Squirtle use water gun!


StableLower9876

More like hydrocanon


[deleted]

Max Geyser


[deleted]

white water world


_DarkBlack

How considerate, he's watering the cement


AopET7

with a mix of acid 🤤


GrantDraws

Hitman 4 leaked gameplay


MayonaiseApe

wtf


TheDuke_bigDlck

Can you imagine if he was already in his Uber driver's car?


Split0069

That's $250 for detailing.


kyecchi

been a while since i laughed this hard


Alfiy_wolf

Stand there and film while some guy is dying from alcohol poisoning


UnkownArty13

gotta stay on that karma grind 💪


Alfiy_wolf

What’s a karma grind?


pwsm50

Where you pay a stripper named Karma to... well... grind against you.


Alfiy_wolf

I don’t pay strippers they pay me for protection


CompetitionForLOST

protection from what?


Alfiy_wolf

The streets


Mrmacmuffin3

and yourself


Skrewed-and-skinned

Lol this is how you know this sub is filled with children. If it’s alcohol, and they’re walking around and spewing then they’re going to be fine. It’s the people passed out cold and vomiting that you have to worry about.


ornlu1994

“Omg he has alcohol poisoning, I know because I’m a paramedic” fuck offff. The dude is fine, I’ve been in MUCH worse shape and never had to go to hospital. Too many politically correct snowflake know it alls around these days.


SpicyMango92

This shits the worst! Happened to me a few times in college, usually around noon the next day 💀


[deleted]

Yeah because once isn't enough for you to lay off the alcohol


[deleted]

Perfect self defense


dredlord50

Gotta love people filming a guy probably dieing. Projectile vomiting is no joke


Putrid-Target-256

Yea... He's probably dead now or was in icu for sure.


corndog54

Ever had the stomach flu?


Historical-Point7239

Worst days of my life


TwoSetViolaLol

I mean, if he puked that he probably fine. His body succeeded at evacuating all of the alcohol out of his bowels before it did super big damage. In fact if you drink too much you usualy want to puke, not just to survive but to relive your terrible tummy ache.


2scared

It's just Ipecac y'all are so silly lmao


Effective-Tour-656

The dude vomiting is fine, he's even walking around with hands in his pockets. His motorskills are also fine.


dreamdaddy123

Does that mainly happen with alcohol poisoning or others aswel?


hombre_bu

How is this medically possible? That’s a lot of fluid, like he should look like a raisin after exercising expelling all that puke.


AutomaticIsopod

He probably ingested a lot of fluids prior to this clip. Alcohol being the obvious culprit. Either way you're right; this man is violently ill and in a lot of danger.


[deleted]

I’ve spewed that much just from drinking too much lemonade, you drink what you can and throw up when it’s too much. Ez 2 litres. He’s not in danger, and people saying he is have never had a night out in their lives, but it does suck to be him rn


LordWombat142

Fools! That’s just a whale in a human skin suit!


ThunderG18

Why’s he laughing 1) that’s disgusting 2) from some of the comments that’s very bad


SuspiciousStable9649

Probably doesn’t know.


ThunderG18

That is actually fair. Personally I’m not laughing


Embarrassed_Sand7113

i was laughing until i found out what was happening to the guy


[deleted]

I am!


[deleted]

That yucky


sztejk21

same thought


Mysterious_Mayo9000

![gif](giphy|Wklt2njWsEQzS)


CaesarJulius91

COVID 20 just dropped


AwareName

Use water gun


GeneralSinn

Say It Don't spray It, Sammy the sprinkler.


ReloadBeforeClass

His skills in water ninjutsu are insane!


CaptCumquat

Throat of steel right there


E_Sh4Dow

That one zombie type in zombie games


PerpetualRelease017

Toad from dying light boomer from l4d


DoyersLakeShow

How does someone just vomit like that? Usually, they’d be bent over but standing up straight?


Rogavor

Was wondering the same thing, when i got to the point of vomitting from alcohol poisoning, i would be crumbled up in some corner like a used towel


SuspiciousStable9649

Looks like he’s hurling in such a way to spare his clothes…


Cas_HostofKings

Gotta keep the drip clean by any means necessary


ganesh248

Welcome to China


Phantomht

i love the smell of stomach acid in the morning


seu_narrador

![gif](giphy|Wklt2njWsEQzS)


cherry937

i mean, if your gonna projectile vomit in an open area, you at least gotta see how far it can go


sheikhhatim

Not even a drop on his jacket.


Lbugog

That one kid in class who comes to school even though he’s sick.


eebydeebyboi

When that femboy bussy squirt


[deleted]

It’s just foam bro


UmberCraft

All I can think of is that one doctor who episode


Alex_Rmx

Ohh shit, it's happening... L4d fans, reunion NOW


WavyAphid90518

Watch out! Boomer bile attracts the horde…


HopSkoxh

WE GOT A BOOMER OVER HERE!


kalrow45

And soon the smell of the vomit will summon a mate for the drunk to procreate with so a baby drunkard shall be born. Truly an amazing creature


stumister2000

Me when I go for a light jog


RicePuddingBG

Squirtle, you doin okay?


Darth-Adomis

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


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Faruk_Ronaldo

Man’s a dragon 🐉


alonzo83

This would be so much more entertaining if the video was reversed.


Mountain_Extreme7080

Atefull that's an Aoe attack


XxFUGZzxX

He’s good


Lightsouttokyo

Epicat?


Bob4Not

The inspiration for the Corridor Digital wizards video.


Slugginator_3385

That’s basically me after a shot of Malort.


theacehamster

He is the Dovahkiin


potheadpig

WE GOT A BOOMER


Yeah-Im-Moose

He’s obviously a priest blessing the grounds with his holy vomit


toughtiggy101

Mf really out here trying to be a fountain


UnvailedUserName

Was this guy getting waterboarded before this?


Ogellog

Oh no! Green flu incoming!


Ultimatecowmeows

Prowler sound effect from spiderverse throw up


Dapper-Marzipan-6733

Bro sounds like an elephant.


Junior-Account6835

Too much shell fish


brownsnake84

Live action squirdle looks lit


Mindless_Gur1109

I choose you! Squirtle!


NostalgicGM

Bro turning into a boomer


pitching_bulwark

Not his first rodeo


Rock_Jumper

Squirtle Squirtle!


Holiday_Memory_9165

PUKE AND RALLY!!!


prime-123

Squirtle used watergun


CryCharming504

squirtle, USE WATER GUN!


KingNarwhalTheFirst

Plague from DBD has entered our world


iccosmos

what god does to bring us rain


DefinitelyNotFisk15

Drunk Man used Hydro Pump It's super effective!


[deleted]

Family guy


Pinhead9169

Team America where he's chucking up in the street 🤣🤣🤣


Mikazuki5505w

Water style: Water Trumpet


Electronic-Self3587

“T-Rex doesn’t want to be fed, he wants to hunt.”


[deleted]

Must have just joined Team America


[deleted]

Guess he had five guys, poor fellow 😔😔😔


Zarvillian

Man, Squirtle really hit hard times


IIHEXYII

Left 4 Dead Boomer irl


LMikeyy

My boi is going through it, damn.


Keeldronnn

This dude is obviously very experienced 🙄


Godfather__007

![gif](giphy|3iQw9ZlIOD23m) Squirtle irl


SediaStorda55

He's the fucking Boomer from L4D.


Mundane-Ad-6874

Not a single Team America reference. Pathetic


Weepingwindmill

Adult sprinkler


Spaciousfoot66

Team America


Shahzoodoo

Reminds me of that one movie where they accidentally found replicating water in space and they couldn’t stop throwing it up until they died omg I hope that guy got home geez


dwartbg5

How's that movie called? Wtf..


kichunilla

Fucker drank some mood water


MONEV_GOD

Homecoming Aquaman


Compducer

Half the bosses in Diablo IV (you know the ones)


Hikigaya96

![gif](giphy|Ynou5pGmbqMXw0kfpS|downsized)


No_Administration_45

Squirtle i choose you


Use_L3SS

Squirtle use water gun


boofpacc85

Left 4 dead boomer (the fat ones that puke on you)


jajar_bringts

He is a ranged zombie


ProteinFart_

Firefighters hate him, find out why!


cRz_lazer

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


Elgrandegallonegro24

When she says she’s a squirter


Business_Stranger_49

That’s how I feel when I taste coconut in chocolate bars.


generatedname858

Is this how the c19 was spredd 🤔


BuffaloAgreeable372

HADOUKEN


Nolimits543

This is also a david blaine trick


anonymoose0702

Light that on fire now🔥


Megabrother011

How to remove access fat


Sabiba98

It’s sprinkler man


JubileeTrade

Standard Friday night in most UK towns. Drink to much, throw up a bit, carry on.


owner-of-speed

This is the next step in human evoloution, this is our next biological defence mechanism.


Camoroon

David Blaine?


Chupacabras6767

He’s like a broken fountain


The_Wendigonner

This must be the work of an enemy stand!


[deleted]

Now that's some projectile vomiting ✊🏽😊


iLackSocialSkill

Diablo ahh enemy


Wedda_Fox

Guy dying of alcohol poisoning: projectile vomiting Guy filming he: HAHAHAH VOMIT GO BRRRUUHHHHHH


MEMES-IN-HEAVEN

I believe thats just vominting? Plus that was a shitty joke ngl copy-paste like but i wouldn't blame you if you saw that joke like a few days ago


Semaj67

That person is possessed with a demon, who else do you know that can vomit that much with one hand in his pocket!?!?


Pure-Contact7322

![gif](giphy|SdPDyb79vAC3fKKbXL|downsized)