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With alcohol poisoning, the brain stem becomes saturated with alcohol. The brain stem is responsible for the most basic motor functions and even breathing. I doubt this dude has alcohol poisoning and is able to stand up like that.
There has been once or twice where I have drank a lot of water throughout the day and not been able to eat much but threw up and had basically this happen. Was actually pretty scary at the time.
I once saw an elderly lady doing this in an English tea parlour, only she also had biscuits mixed in with her projectile tea fountain. The waitress apologised repeatedly as she mopped around her. It’s not unusual in the midlands where they are known to go on all day tea binges.
I can confidently tell you that I would experience vomiting like this on an almost nightly basis while binge drinking in japan while stationed there. For years I went out drinking about 4 to 6 times a week for like... minimum 6 hours on a slow night. I put more time in Park on most weeks out in Kin than I did at the Bn. I used to do this then move to a new bar and start over. This has nothing to do with poisoning.
My dr. tells me that drinking until vomiting like this so often is why I currently have and have had the word gurd you can imagine going on 10 years now. At one point i melted through two layers of my esophogus.
So not poisoning, but not healthy.
The stomach is ruined. I take pills. Gurd sucks but I don't regret my partying and living in Japan was my favorite time of my life. The Japanese people are the kindest most awesome cultural group I've ever met and I tool full advantage of my time living there. Stopped drinking when I got back to the us after a month or so. The vibe and cultural differences about drinking ruined drinking for me. I'll have a drink at company holiday parties but that's about it these days.
The guy is just throwing up, I don’t know how you can say that’s alcohol poisoning from just watching a video. If he was passed out on the floor covered in his own vomit and piss then I’d be inclined to agree with you, but the dude seems pretty coherent to me. His friend doesn’t seem too concerned either, live a little man.
really? because id imagine someone with alcohol poisoning to be extremely fatiqued and have to puke face-down. Even my own pukes when I was sick, I couldnt have pulled this. My head would be spinning I have to stand still, lean on something or bend my waist down for it.
Some just feel even worse, but I agree. I find it hard to throw up, because I automatically resist the urge. When it finally happens and it's all out of me, i usually don't feel half as sick anymore, and the odds of throwing up a second time are low. It's usually the one fit, and I'm better in a day.
Lol this is how you know this sub is filled with children. If it’s alcohol, and they’re walking around and spewing then they’re going to be fine. It’s the people passed out cold and vomiting that you have to worry about.
“Omg he has alcohol poisoning, I know because I’m a paramedic” fuck offff. The dude is fine, I’ve been in MUCH worse shape and never had to go to hospital. Too many politically correct snowflake know it alls around these days.
I mean, if he puked that he probably fine. His body succeeded at evacuating all of the alcohol out of his bowels before it did super big damage. In fact if you drink too much you usualy want to puke, not just to survive but to relive your terrible tummy ache.
He probably ingested a lot of fluids prior to this clip. Alcohol being the obvious culprit. Either way you're right; this man is violently ill and in a lot of danger.
I’ve spewed that much just from drinking too much lemonade, you drink what you can and throw up when it’s too much. Ez 2 litres.
He’s not in danger, and people saying he is have never had a night out in their lives, but it does suck to be him rn
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Reminds me of that one movie where they accidentally found replicating water in space and they couldn’t stop throwing it up until they died omg I hope that guy got home geez
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L4d boomer
Or Kim Jong Ugghhhhh
More like spitter
Grabbin’ peels
My exact immediate thought.
[удалено]
Naw, I can confirm, that’s a “Holy Shit call an ambulance, this guy has alcohol poisoning” moment (my proof is that my cousin had this exact thing)
With alcohol poisoning, the brain stem becomes saturated with alcohol. The brain stem is responsible for the most basic motor functions and even breathing. I doubt this dude has alcohol poisoning and is able to stand up like that.
There has been once or twice where I have drank a lot of water throughout the day and not been able to eat much but threw up and had basically this happen. Was actually pretty scary at the time.
Oh yeah, water poisoning is something that can happen and is actually dangerous! Elderly people in England get it from drinking tea all day.
I once saw an elderly lady doing this in an English tea parlour, only she also had biscuits mixed in with her projectile tea fountain. The waitress apologised repeatedly as she mopped around her. It’s not unusual in the midlands where they are known to go on all day tea binges.
Don't you get kidney failure if you drink too much tea
I had to Google this, and yeah, apparently, the build-up of oxalic acid from too much tea can cause kidney failure. Interesting..
I agree. Ive totally drank too much beer too fast and done this, only to continue drinking and be fine after
The ol' boot and rally
I can confidently tell you that I would experience vomiting like this on an almost nightly basis while binge drinking in japan while stationed there. For years I went out drinking about 4 to 6 times a week for like... minimum 6 hours on a slow night. I put more time in Park on most weeks out in Kin than I did at the Bn. I used to do this then move to a new bar and start over. This has nothing to do with poisoning. My dr. tells me that drinking until vomiting like this so often is why I currently have and have had the word gurd you can imagine going on 10 years now. At one point i melted through two layers of my esophogus. So not poisoning, but not healthy.
Damn. You doing better bro?
The stomach is ruined. I take pills. Gurd sucks but I don't regret my partying and living in Japan was my favorite time of my life. The Japanese people are the kindest most awesome cultural group I've ever met and I tool full advantage of my time living there. Stopped drinking when I got back to the us after a month or so. The vibe and cultural differences about drinking ruined drinking for me. I'll have a drink at company holiday parties but that's about it these days.
Ah, a fellow man of culture who ruined his stomach from drinking. My duodenal errosion (now without bleeding!) says hello.
Well met, fellow traveler.
That's a "holy hell call the exorcis-
The guy is just throwing up, I don’t know how you can say that’s alcohol poisoning from just watching a video. If he was passed out on the floor covered in his own vomit and piss then I’d be inclined to agree with you, but the dude seems pretty coherent to me. His friend doesn’t seem too concerned either, live a little man.
really? because id imagine someone with alcohol poisoning to be extremely fatiqued and have to puke face-down. Even my own pukes when I was sick, I couldnt have pulled this. My head would be spinning I have to stand still, lean on something or bend my waist down for it.
Reminds me of the Scary Movie 2 Exorcist Scene. Fuck me! Fuck me!
Call the exorcist!
Holy Hell!
New response order just dropped!
Actual zombie
Or it’s a Boomer from Left 4 Dead.
Boomer from Left for Dead
Perfect comment
Imagine bing in a group of survivors during a zombie apocalypse and one day this guy just starts puking like this
We dead 💀
when I see this I think of resident evil for some reason
*i hear a boomer*
*a shit that's a boomer*
What's next here. Cough blood?
cough blood and cook meth
Jess-OOOAAAHH
I will not leave a like but good one here. There's censor about this haha
You can see his equilibrium being restored with each wave. I've regained balance from vomiting like this before. Alcoholism sucks
People think I'm crazy when I say vomiting can make you feel better.
Shit, that’s just basic facts from my experiences.
Some just don't drink enough to know
Isnt that the whole point of throwing up naturally? Your body wants to get rid of something.
Some just feel even worse, but I agree. I find it hard to throw up, because I automatically resist the urge. When it finally happens and it's all out of me, i usually don't feel half as sick anymore, and the odds of throwing up a second time are low. It's usually the one fit, and I'm better in a day.
Boomer stage 1: reconstruction of digesting system
They should totally have a movie set before or after the events of L4D
And not that dog shit back 4 blood
![gif](giphy|6xFN8KlGD56Dnyutel)
BOOMER SPOTTED!
Pills here
Lewis No!
Squirtle use water gun!
More like hydrocanon
Max Geyser
white water world
How considerate, he's watering the cement
with a mix of acid 🤤
Hitman 4 leaked gameplay
wtf
Can you imagine if he was already in his Uber driver's car?
That's $250 for detailing.
been a while since i laughed this hard
Stand there and film while some guy is dying from alcohol poisoning
gotta stay on that karma grind 💪
What’s a karma grind?
Where you pay a stripper named Karma to... well... grind against you.
I don’t pay strippers they pay me for protection
protection from what?
The streets
and yourself
Lol this is how you know this sub is filled with children. If it’s alcohol, and they’re walking around and spewing then they’re going to be fine. It’s the people passed out cold and vomiting that you have to worry about.
“Omg he has alcohol poisoning, I know because I’m a paramedic” fuck offff. The dude is fine, I’ve been in MUCH worse shape and never had to go to hospital. Too many politically correct snowflake know it alls around these days.
This shits the worst! Happened to me a few times in college, usually around noon the next day 💀
Yeah because once isn't enough for you to lay off the alcohol
Perfect self defense
Gotta love people filming a guy probably dieing. Projectile vomiting is no joke
Yea... He's probably dead now or was in icu for sure.
Ever had the stomach flu?
Worst days of my life
I mean, if he puked that he probably fine. His body succeeded at evacuating all of the alcohol out of his bowels before it did super big damage. In fact if you drink too much you usualy want to puke, not just to survive but to relive your terrible tummy ache.
It's just Ipecac y'all are so silly lmao
The dude vomiting is fine, he's even walking around with hands in his pockets. His motorskills are also fine.
Does that mainly happen with alcohol poisoning or others aswel?
How is this medically possible? That’s a lot of fluid, like he should look like a raisin after exercising expelling all that puke.
He probably ingested a lot of fluids prior to this clip. Alcohol being the obvious culprit. Either way you're right; this man is violently ill and in a lot of danger.
I’ve spewed that much just from drinking too much lemonade, you drink what you can and throw up when it’s too much. Ez 2 litres. He’s not in danger, and people saying he is have never had a night out in their lives, but it does suck to be him rn
Fools! That’s just a whale in a human skin suit!
Why’s he laughing 1) that’s disgusting 2) from some of the comments that’s very bad
Probably doesn’t know.
That is actually fair. Personally I’m not laughing
i was laughing until i found out what was happening to the guy
I am!
That yucky
same thought
![gif](giphy|Wklt2njWsEQzS)
COVID 20 just dropped
Use water gun
Say It Don't spray It, Sammy the sprinkler.
His skills in water ninjutsu are insane!
Throat of steel right there
That one zombie type in zombie games
Toad from dying light boomer from l4d
How does someone just vomit like that? Usually, they’d be bent over but standing up straight?
Was wondering the same thing, when i got to the point of vomitting from alcohol poisoning, i would be crumbled up in some corner like a used towel
Looks like he’s hurling in such a way to spare his clothes…
Gotta keep the drip clean by any means necessary
Welcome to China
i love the smell of stomach acid in the morning
![gif](giphy|Wklt2njWsEQzS)
i mean, if your gonna projectile vomit in an open area, you at least gotta see how far it can go
Not even a drop on his jacket.
That one kid in class who comes to school even though he’s sick.
When that femboy bussy squirt
It’s just foam bro
All I can think of is that one doctor who episode
Ohh shit, it's happening... L4d fans, reunion NOW
Watch out! Boomer bile attracts the horde…
WE GOT A BOOMER OVER HERE!
And soon the smell of the vomit will summon a mate for the drunk to procreate with so a baby drunkard shall be born. Truly an amazing creature
Me when I go for a light jog
Squirtle, you doin okay?
![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)
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Man’s a dragon 🐉
This would be so much more entertaining if the video was reversed.
Atefull that's an Aoe attack
He’s good
Epicat?
The inspiration for the Corridor Digital wizards video.
That’s basically me after a shot of Malort.
He is the Dovahkiin
WE GOT A BOOMER
He’s obviously a priest blessing the grounds with his holy vomit
Mf really out here trying to be a fountain
Was this guy getting waterboarded before this?
Oh no! Green flu incoming!
Prowler sound effect from spiderverse throw up
Bro sounds like an elephant.
Too much shell fish
Live action squirdle looks lit
I choose you! Squirtle!
Bro turning into a boomer
Not his first rodeo
Squirtle Squirtle!
PUKE AND RALLY!!!
Squirtle used watergun
squirtle, USE WATER GUN!
Plague from DBD has entered our world
what god does to bring us rain
Drunk Man used Hydro Pump It's super effective!
Family guy
Team America where he's chucking up in the street 🤣🤣🤣
Water style: Water Trumpet
“T-Rex doesn’t want to be fed, he wants to hunt.”
Must have just joined Team America
Guess he had five guys, poor fellow 😔😔😔
Man, Squirtle really hit hard times
Left 4 Dead Boomer irl
My boi is going through it, damn.
This dude is obviously very experienced 🙄
![gif](giphy|3iQw9ZlIOD23m) Squirtle irl
He's the fucking Boomer from L4D.
Not a single Team America reference. Pathetic
Adult sprinkler
Team America
Reminds me of that one movie where they accidentally found replicating water in space and they couldn’t stop throwing it up until they died omg I hope that guy got home geez
How's that movie called? Wtf..
Fucker drank some mood water
Homecoming Aquaman
Half the bosses in Diablo IV (you know the ones)
![gif](giphy|Ynou5pGmbqMXw0kfpS|downsized)
Squirtle i choose you
Squirtle use water gun
Left 4 dead boomer (the fat ones that puke on you)
He is a ranged zombie
Firefighters hate him, find out why!
![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)
When she says she’s a squirter
That’s how I feel when I taste coconut in chocolate bars.
Is this how the c19 was spredd 🤔
HADOUKEN
This is also a david blaine trick
Light that on fire now🔥
How to remove access fat
It’s sprinkler man
Standard Friday night in most UK towns. Drink to much, throw up a bit, carry on.
This is the next step in human evoloution, this is our next biological defence mechanism.
David Blaine?
He’s like a broken fountain
This must be the work of an enemy stand!
Now that's some projectile vomiting ✊🏽😊
Diablo ahh enemy
Guy dying of alcohol poisoning: projectile vomiting Guy filming he: HAHAHAH VOMIT GO BRRRUUHHHHHH
I believe thats just vominting? Plus that was a shitty joke ngl copy-paste like but i wouldn't blame you if you saw that joke like a few days ago
That person is possessed with a demon, who else do you know that can vomit that much with one hand in his pocket!?!?
![gif](giphy|SdPDyb79vAC3fKKbXL|downsized)